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Dave Kwiatkowski

@cuyahogadave.bsky.social

Polyamorous pansexual autistic antifa cis feminist dude who believes that BLM, the T belongs in LGBTQ, religion is poison, and conservatives are evil. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

created July 15, 2023

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Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Whatever it is, I pray he is just aware enough to know that he is super fucked

2/9/2025, 1:45:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

๐Ÿ˜ข no

2/9/2025, 1:44:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, but definitely an existing impairment - hopefully made far far worse ๐Ÿ˜Ž

1/9/2025, 11:46:42 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh Graham Greene didn't die, did he???

1/9/2025, 11:45:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

For what? Crashing her car after not paying a hooker?

1/9/2025, 11:37:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

He already would slur words occasionally

1/9/2025, 11:35:24 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh god I hope it's donnie in a fit of senility

1/9/2025, 10:26:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social)

Haha fucking wut

1/9/2025, 10:26:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Gotta make way for the new ballroom somehow

1/9/2025, 10:25:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Picardo (@robertpicardo.bsky.social) reposted

Republicans were so sensitive about Biden's age and infirmity, so careful to avoid making it a topic of social media commentary, that I am certainly not going to smile at this image posted by someone less mindful of @GOP discretion..

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1/9/2025, 9:12:42 PM | 178 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Whatever it is, I sincerely hope with all of my being that it hurts. A lot. I hope he had a stroke. I know that's awful, I really do but he's pure evil and deserves all the pain.

1/9/2025, 10:21:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Big Brother, except his name is Chad and he buys beers for the underage girls for their parties hoping to see bras

1/9/2025, 7:40:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Man, Sir Anthony Hopkins has really immersed himself in this role

1/9/2025, 7:38:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@escargotpro.bsky.social) reposted

What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now

1/9/2025, 6:13:16 PM | 5763 1153 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

He's vaccinated. He's such a goddamn despicable hypocrite

1/9/2025, 6:14:59 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

The fact that the British colonized fucking everywhere is completely lost on him. *They* were the invading foreigners everywhere

1/9/2025, 3:24:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

nope

1/9/2025, 12:52:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CWA (@cwaunion.bsky.social) reposted

Happy Labor Day from CWA! A message from CWA President Claude Cummings Jr.: cwa-union.org/news/labor-d...

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1/9/2025, 12:09:00 PM | 68 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly I was gonna write my legs and feet are incredibly awesome, but I guess it's really my ability to keep going on despite really, *really* not wanting to ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

1/9/2025, 10:36:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Debra!!!!! She's so cool, and she was easily one of the best on MadTV

31/8/2025, 11:18:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Hobbes (@michaelhobbes.bsky.social) reposted

I was doing something super heroic and cool before I got in a car accident, please do not look into this any further

31/8/2025, 7:48:54 PM | 2807 325 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Data

31/8/2025, 9:38:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope he's in tremendous pain

31/8/2025, 9:31:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

There's one problem with that... The doctor will write a glowing, sycophantic list of lies designed to make dear leader into a mythical hero who's never ever have so much as a tummy ache

31/8/2025, 7:58:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sure there was room in the headline to write, "tr*mp once again making illegal and unconstitutional power grabs..."

31/8/2025, 7:11:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Trusting experts is *literally* a feature of science and democracy... Shit, in everything thing

31/8/2025, 5:24:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no now his left hand will be bruised ๐Ÿ™„

31/8/2025, 5:23:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

I'll park in a driveway and drive in a park way... Who's gonna stop me???

31/8/2025, 5:22:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Pritzker: "No one in the administration -- the president or anybody under him -- has called anyone in my administration or me. It's clear that in secret they're are planning this invasion with US troops."

31/8/2025, 2:51:41 PM | 26900 8620 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Here's his Instagram - he does this awesome mid century modern art, I bought a few of his works and we chatted. I said it's a shame he didn't do ST stuff, then he sent me this saying his dad did it. www.instagram.com/brandcamp?ig...

31/8/2025, 12:26:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social)

@wifeofkhan.bsky.social I've had this shirt for years. Enjoy haha

Selfie of a dork in a blue Spco t-shirt that reads
31/8/2025, 12:20:46 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social)

@wifeofkhan.bsky.social this was done by the father of an artist I found on Instagram. He sent it to me and I adore it

A drawing of Spock from Star Trek
31/8/2025, 12:19:35 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

There was a book with that title. I had it, it was fun

31/8/2025, 12:09:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah but too often they're portrayed as straight up racist. There was a video about a biracial woman who rightfully took issue with this episode

31/8/2025, 12:06:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Star Trek Discovery being set before Star Trek TOS Star Trek Discovery being set 1000 years after Star Trek TOS

31/8/2025, 12:02:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scotty Ray (@theterminizer.bsky.social) reposted

replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names

Batman punching Cesar Romero Joker with the word Batman punching the Penguin with the word Robin punching some henchman in a red and grey striped shirt with the word Batman punching some henchman in a blue and grey striped shirt in front of a shelf of books about the Incas with the word
30/8/2025, 3:34:32 AM | 5649 1713 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Stipe (@michaelstipe.bsky.social) reposted

I can

I can
30/8/2025, 5:14:21 PM | 13986 3367 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably have a cathartic weep, then drink myself silly

30/8/2025, 5:26:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Long enough to reach the rafters of the WH at least

30/8/2025, 5:25:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd rather he had a long rope

30/8/2025, 4:53:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Coldwater ๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ’ฅ (@lookitup.baby) reposted

Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says โ€œCan I help you find something?โ€ โ€œIโ€™m looking for the obituaries.โ€ โ€œThe obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.โ€ โ€œNot the one Iโ€™m looking for.โ€

30/8/2025, 5:06:33 AM | 27217 7041 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture andyโ„ข (@andylevy.net) reposted

melania constantly refreshing the tl

30/8/2025, 6:55:28 AM | 7305 779 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

SHUT UP AND LET ME DREAM

30/8/2025, 5:28:08 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

He's relocating them to decent, humane housing, right? Right???

30/8/2025, 2:27:34 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social)

It's getting more and more difficult ๐Ÿ˜ข

29/8/2025, 10:16:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

And I'd still like to know what the emergency was

29/8/2025, 10:09:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Literally nothing he does is legal

29/8/2025, 10:08:16 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Such a wholesome show about ethical sluts I love it ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

29/8/2025, 6:37:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Prayer works so well that every day there's a new mass shooting

29/8/2025, 6:35:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

He's definitely raped boys

29/8/2025, 6:31:28 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Why not Louisiana?

29/8/2025, 5:54:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe they're just waiting for the white* candidate to come along? *I wish I was being clever with the wordplay

29/8/2025, 5:06:25 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

7th grade. Mr. Boyd the shop teacher. I still remember his voice and mannerisms almost 40 years later

29/8/2025, 5:02:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

He's just going to lie again with absolutely zero consequences. Where are the consequences?

29/8/2025, 11:19:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

I am sick and tired of hearing "the president has the legal right..." to do blatantly illegal things

29/8/2025, 11:18:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Ahhhh, trapper keeper nostalgia โ˜บ๏ธ

29/8/2025, 11:14:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social)

Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title... Tom Clancy's The Lorax

29/8/2025, 11:10:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus fuck

29/8/2025, 2:15:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Course set, and engaging at maximum warp

29/8/2025, 2:14:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Black Aziz Anansi (@blackazizanansi.blacksky.app) reposted

Share this tweet if you are down for a national walkout.

28/8/2025, 10:42:39 PM | 475 349 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚

28/8/2025, 10:42:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

I see me!!!

28/8/2025, 10:18:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Have you ever tried putting a condom on a rat? They don't like it

28/8/2025, 10:17:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Yay

28/8/2025, 10:15:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Well well well... ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป

Box art for Star Trek prop replica of Gary Seven's servo Interior of box First look at the servo Video of the servo in use
28/8/2025, 10:12:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Just waiting on the USPS ๐Ÿ˜œ

28/8/2025, 9:32:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

My new Gary Seven servo arrives today. Does that count?

28/8/2025, 9:09:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok, so they're "Vulcan" temporarily, right? How did they get hyper intelligent? There's no serum that makes you smarter. Knowledge isn't genetic, it has to be learned. Where'd they get all the fancy new learnin'?

28/8/2025, 8:54:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

AI is anti-labor.

28/8/2025, 7:30:01 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Goddamn that was quick

28/8/2025, 5:56:38 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Nothing will change unless it's his kids Shit, even then maybe not

28/8/2025, 4:16:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

*Literal* nazi shit Literal

28/8/2025, 10:55:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Goddamn them for this

28/8/2025, 1:49:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Please let that be an AI image (Cries knowing it isn't)

28/8/2025, 12:37:45 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social)

Everything is just so tiring... I'm so fatigued all the goddamn time. I miss relative stability in government and life ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

27/8/2025, 1:03:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

There's a huge pile of trash inside 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue they could get rid of

27/8/2025, 12:33:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

A bullshit attempt to distract us from his vainglorious dictatorship delusions and the epstein list

27/8/2025, 1:50:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeeeess?

27/8/2025, 1:48:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Dunno, but even if he didn't, still shows he wasn't suffering from any damned bone spurs

27/8/2025, 1:48:38 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair

27/8/2025, 12:39:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Teddy beat childhood asthma and went in to join the Rough Riders. donnie claimed bone spurs yet played on the football team

27/8/2025, 12:38:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Why are marginalized people disposable?

27/8/2025, 12:26:36 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

These two as a package deal

Klingons Klaa and Vixis from Star Trek V
27/8/2025, 12:23:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

He's such a colossally stupid piece of shit

26/8/2025, 11:23:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Then why aren't they at the white house?

26/8/2025, 11:22:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social)

Seriously? What's it going to take?

26/8/2025, 8:12:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

God fucking DAMN IT. What's it going to take?!?!?!

26/8/2025, 8:11:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

This is absolutely the worst SNL skit ever

26/8/2025, 7:33:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Where's a bunker buster when we need one?

26/8/2025, 7:32:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok, so he's agreeing that women should be able to shoot their attacker, right? Neat Let's hope it works out โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿคž

26/8/2025, 7:31:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Given the openness of the internet, I'm sure you'd understand why I don't write what I want to regarding that ๐Ÿ˜œ

26/8/2025, 7:30:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

FDR would have had utter disdain for Donnie, and Eleanor would have beat the shit out of him

26/8/2025, 6:58:47 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

So, do they spit or swallow? Cuz that's all they're doing is sucking the cheese dust off of his tiny Cheetos dick

26/8/2025, 6:28:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social)

Literally no one *ever* asks for a dictator

26/8/2025, 6:27:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

And there we are

26/8/2025, 6:16:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah, but in those days a duelist could pay someone to stand in for them - which we know donnie would (except of course he wouldn't pay and the dude would be dead - kinda like that fireman)

26/8/2025, 6:14:08 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Roosevelt would have challenged him to a gentleman's boxing match, and then when tr*mp would chicken out (again), Teddy would hunt him down like the pig that he is and give him a good thrashing

26/8/2025, 6:03:15 PM | 196 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

They might as well say dear leader. JFC

26/8/2025, 6:01:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent

The israeli government is evil. Pure evil.

26/8/2025, 5:29:49 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social)

I've been saying since the beginning that he has no plans on leaving. We must remove him

26/8/2025, 4:57:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view