Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Whatever it is, I pray he is just aware enough to know that he is super fucked
Polyamorous pansexual autistic antifa cis feminist dude who believes that BLM, the T belongs in LGBTQ, religion is poison, and conservatives are evil. ๐ต๐ธ ๐ป๐ช๐จ๐ฉ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
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view profile on Bluesky Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Whatever it is, I pray he is just aware enough to know that he is super fucked
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
๐ข no
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, but definitely an existing impairment - hopefully made far far worse ๐
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh Graham Greene didn't die, did he???
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
For what? Crashing her car after not paying a hooker?
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
He already would slur words occasionally
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh god I hope it's donnie in a fit of senility
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social)
Haha fucking wut
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta make way for the new ballroom somehow
Robert Picardo (@robertpicardo.bsky.social) reposted
Republicans were so sensitive about Biden's age and infirmity, so careful to avoid making it a topic of social media commentary, that I am certainly not going to smile at this image posted by someone less mindful of @GOP discretion..
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Whatever it is, I sincerely hope with all of my being that it hurts. A lot. I hope he had a stroke. I know that's awful, I really do but he's pure evil and deserves all the pain.
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Big Brother, except his name is Chad and he buys beers for the underage girls for their parties hoping to see bras
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Man, Sir Anthony Hopkins has really immersed himself in this role
Daniel (@escargotpro.bsky.social) reposted
What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
He's vaccinated. He's such a goddamn despicable hypocrite
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
The fact that the British colonized fucking everywhere is completely lost on him. *They* were the invading foreigners everywhere
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
nope
CWA (@cwaunion.bsky.social) reposted
Happy Labor Day from CWA! A message from CWA President Claude Cummings Jr.: cwa-union.org/news/labor-d...
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly I was gonna write my legs and feet are incredibly awesome, but I guess it's really my ability to keep going on despite really, *really* not wanting to ๐ฎโ๐จ
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Debra!!!!! She's so cool, and she was easily one of the best on MadTV
Michael Hobbes (@michaelhobbes.bsky.social) reposted
I was doing something super heroic and cool before I got in a car accident, please do not look into this any further
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Data
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope he's in tremendous pain
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
There's one problem with that... The doctor will write a glowing, sycophantic list of lies designed to make dear leader into a mythical hero who's never ever have so much as a tummy ache
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure there was room in the headline to write, "tr*mp once again making illegal and unconstitutional power grabs..."
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Trusting experts is *literally* a feature of science and democracy... Shit, in everything thing
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no now his left hand will be bruised ๐
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll park in a driveway and drive in a park way... Who's gonna stop me???
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
Pritzker: "No one in the administration -- the president or anybody under him -- has called anyone in my administration or me. It's clear that in secret they're are planning this invasion with US troops."
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Here's his Instagram - he does this awesome mid century modern art, I bought a few of his works and we chatted. I said it's a shame he didn't do ST stuff, then he sent me this saying his dad did it. www.instagram.com/brandcamp?ig...
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social)
@wifeofkhan.bsky.social I've had this shirt for years. Enjoy haha
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social)
@wifeofkhan.bsky.social this was done by the father of an artist I found on Instagram. He sent it to me and I adore it
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
There was a book with that title. I had it, it was fun
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah but too often they're portrayed as straight up racist. There was a video about a biracial woman who rightfully took issue with this episode
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Star Trek Discovery being set before Star Trek TOS Star Trek Discovery being set 1000 years after Star Trek TOS
Scotty Ray (@theterminizer.bsky.social) reposted
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably have a cathartic weep, then drink myself silly
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Long enough to reach the rafters of the WH at least
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd rather he had a long rope
Ian Coldwater ๐ฆ๐ฅ (@lookitup.baby) reposted
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says โCan I help you find something?โ โIโm looking for the obituaries.โ โThe obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.โ โNot the one Iโm looking for.โ
andyโข (@andylevy.net) reposted
melania constantly refreshing the tl
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
SHUT UP AND LET ME DREAM
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
He's relocating them to decent, humane housing, right? Right???
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social)
It's getting more and more difficult ๐ข
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
And I'd still like to know what the emergency was
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Literally nothing he does is legal
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Such a wholesome show about ethical sluts I love it ๐๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Prayer works so well that every day there's a new mass shooting
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
He's definitely raped boys
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Why not Louisiana?
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe they're just waiting for the white* candidate to come along? *I wish I was being clever with the wordplay
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
7th grade. Mr. Boyd the shop teacher. I still remember his voice and mannerisms almost 40 years later
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
He's just going to lie again with absolutely zero consequences. Where are the consequences?
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
I am sick and tired of hearing "the president has the legal right..." to do blatantly illegal things
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Ahhhh, trapper keeper nostalgia โบ๏ธ
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social)
Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title... Tom Clancy's The Lorax
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Jesus fuck
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Course set, and engaging at maximum warp
Black Aziz Anansi (@blackazizanansi.blacksky.app) reposted
Share this tweet if you are down for a national walkout.
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
๐๐
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
I see me!!!
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you ever tried putting a condom on a rat? They don't like it
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Yay
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Just waiting on the USPS ๐
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
My new Gary Seven servo arrives today. Does that count?
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok, so they're "Vulcan" temporarily, right? How did they get hyper intelligent? There's no serum that makes you smarter. Knowledge isn't genetic, it has to be learned. Where'd they get all the fancy new learnin'?
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
AI is anti-labor.
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Goddamn that was quick
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing will change unless it's his kids Shit, even then maybe not
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
*Literal* nazi shit Literal
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Goddamn them for this
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Please let that be an AI image (Cries knowing it isn't)
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social)
Everything is just so tiring... I'm so fatigued all the goddamn time. I miss relative stability in government and life ๐ฎโ๐จ
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
There's a huge pile of trash inside 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue they could get rid of
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
A bullshit attempt to distract us from his vainglorious dictatorship delusions and the epstein list
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeeeess?
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Dunno, but even if he didn't, still shows he wasn't suffering from any damned bone spurs
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Fair
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Teddy beat childhood asthma and went in to join the Rough Riders. donnie claimed bone spurs yet played on the football team
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Why are marginalized people disposable?
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
He's such a colossally stupid piece of shit
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Then why aren't they at the white house?
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social)
Seriously? What's it going to take?
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
God fucking DAMN IT. What's it going to take?!?!?!
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
This is absolutely the worst SNL skit ever
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Where's a bunker buster when we need one?
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok, so he's agreeing that women should be able to shoot their attacker, right? Neat Let's hope it works out โบ๏ธ๐ค
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Given the openness of the internet, I'm sure you'd understand why I don't write what I want to regarding that ๐
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
FDR would have had utter disdain for Donnie, and Eleanor would have beat the shit out of him
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
So, do they spit or swallow? Cuz that's all they're doing is sucking the cheese dust off of his tiny Cheetos dick
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social)
Literally no one *ever* asks for a dictator
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
And there we are
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, but in those days a duelist could pay someone to stand in for them - which we know donnie would (except of course he wouldn't pay and the dude would be dead - kinda like that fireman)
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
Roosevelt would have challenged him to a gentleman's boxing match, and then when tr*mp would chicken out (again), Teddy would hunt him down like the pig that he is and give him a good thrashing
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
They might as well say dear leader. JFC
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social) reply parent
The israeli government is evil. Pure evil.
Dave Kwiatkowski (@cuyahogadave.bsky.social)
I've been saying since the beginning that he has no plans on leaving. We must remove him