A Place Further than the Universe. A bunch of girls trying to go on an adventure to Antarctica, which is as difficult as you'd imagine.
I'm just this guy, you know?
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A Place Further than the Universe. A bunch of girls trying to go on an adventure to Antarctica, which is as difficult as you'd imagine.
Who pays that cost?
lol
A world where James Bond is an alias that 007 adopts, so all previous versions exist and can pop up again.
A damp squid of a tweet.
Your social circle sapphic needs to be informed of this
What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
Thought you'd like my weird lil sea guys t shirt.
Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf
Dispatches from the West Country: somebody’s painted 🏴s on a load of roundabouts in Penzance and the locals are furious because they also hate the English
What has the ECHR ever done for us?
That's turnip. Bleeborf de slopfdewl, cantons of nim.
He's deflating.
Draw it yourself (very crudely). With alt text explaining the original joke and why you're not sharing it. Image by @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social
If it's an image, ask an artist to recreate it.
I had no idea this existed. Might have to watch it on the day he pops his mad clogs.
"Mussolini was ick."
Without the black goop his body is a husk.
Rumours of BP bidding for drilling rights to the back of his head.
Just give me three goes with the Death Note book.
I think Rudy only survived that crash because his body is pickled in alcohol. Keep his away from a naked flame though. That man will burn like an 80s sofa.
Someone should ask Farage why he's so eager to leave something that his supposed hero, Churchill, was instrumental in the creation of.
Gareth Southgate can do this. Why can't Starmer?
Meanwhile, over with the Reform voters...
“I don’t want asylum seekers to live on my street” is genuinely a wild thing to say as a notionally progressive politician
Once with a normal slap (classic) then a rubber chicken and finally a herring.
With everything going on at the moment, somehow the most pressing question in British politics is....
Sigh
Take care.
Bloody Foreigner. Coming over here, with their 50th anniversary tour.
I read about it last week and was surprised it wasn't being reported more. He refused to be vetted by the FBI for months. When he finally did they found out all that stuff about him. Then instead of being fired he got an easy job being an ambassador.
"It's one of those crimes that will never be solved."
I was thinking the same thing. Can someone please photoshop him into this image.
Amélie too small
It makes me laugh when they say beans on toast is disgusting without understanding what it is.
WHAT'S SISU WITH YOU?
WHY IS SISU
You should watch SISU 2 too. youtu.be/VmStqCXIgio?...
A couple of years ago I remember there was a big debate on American twitter over whether Chicago or New York made the world's best pizza. They didn't appreciate me pointing out that Italians might have something to say.
"Stinkpipe" is a great word to use as an insult.
Filmed in Primrose Hill, even more expensive than Notting Hill.
The best James Bond film.
"Mommy! Buy me a license plate." "No. Come along, Wubbo." "Are you talking to me?" "No, my son is also named Wubbo."
So the government has had a reshuffle and decided to be crueler to refugees? ⭐Priorities⭐
How can that which does not live, die?
*sullenly kicking rocks* "Just wanted to make a kaiju, is all..."
They're as desperate to make AI a thing as they were to make NFTs a thing.
Taishita Monja Festival in Sekikawa Village, Niigata 🇯🇵 To honor the victims of the August 28, 1967 Uetsu Flood Disaster, a giant 82.8-meter, 2-ton bamboo and straw snake is paraded through the village. It’s inspired by a local legend of villagers defending their community from the creature.
That's not a strong drink. This is a strong drink.
The best James Bond film.
There's a human tendency for people to subconsciously give more weight to events in England happening within a period roughly corresponding to 1811 and 1820, during the incapacitation of George III when his son ruled in his stead. This effect is known to cognitive psychologists as the Regency bias.
Coming up on ten years together with my partner, we don't want to get married so must start thinking of something to do to celebrate.
Rudy's blood in 90 percent scotch. Paramedics are popping to the offie to stock up.
On the anniversary of the Diana crash. 🥹
I might have to look into when the change happened
I've seen the cast talk about the process in various interviews. This video explains things quite well.
Modern day H. H. Holmes house.
I watched the latest Mission Impossible movie today and the Natural History Museum is apparently the American Embassy. 🤔
They should do this ghost story next. A Cock Lane ghost called Scratching Fanny. Cock Lane ghost - Wikipedia en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_La...
Flag Gimp
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Happy birthday! 🎉 (you old git)
Is Tommy referencing the 14 words there?
Saying "stop the genocide" is terrorism, but Douglas Carswell can say this sort of hate, because of freedom of speech. The world has gone mad.
In Kochi City Station there’s a statue of Berobero No Kamisama, a nude, pink, spiral-eyed figure who is the local god for drunkards.
That's the exact process. They start filming the set pieces before they have a script. Then film exposition scenes in small rooms on sound stages, so it's easy to reshoot stuff later. It's insane to think when there's a big car chase, the actors don't know why they are doing it.
Just watched Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning. What a mess of a film.
Does the good behaviour system work for accruing time?
It feels like we are heading back to the worst days of racism and the newspapers are fully onboard with the "legitimate concerns" talking point.
Didn’t you call them chavs and yobs for 20 years until you realised you could ventriloquise your posh-boy racism through them?
Once saw a guy going full speed on an electric skateboard with massive headphones on, while fully absorbed on his phone.
Kewpie mayonnaise in the shape of the baby.
Because if they try and take it from us, we start sharpening the guillotines.
Some nice full bodied red wine. (You can have a glass while cooking) Got myself in the mood to make it again.
I'm in the UK, so the price of quality beef isn't too bad at the moment. I like to do a slow cooked beef bourguignon.
Going to start cooking more stuff like that as we get into autumn.
Marie Le Conte: *touching finger to earpiece* "I'm just getting news just in... You're going to want to grab yourself a bottle of champagne, so I'll give you a moment..."
He is dead, but the pure hate pumping through him is now controlling his cadaverous frame.
Withnail and I. Incredible film.
Donald who? Oh, that guy who shat himself to death on a golf course? *shakes head sadly* Bad way to go...
I really enjoyed Normally Weird and Weirdly Normal: My Adventures in Neurodiversity by Robin Ince. He reads the audiobook goes off on weird tangents too. A lot of fun.
How does lava sound when it comes to the surface of the Earth? Listen to a lava flow oozing out of its effusive vent high on the southwestern side of #Etna, 28 August 2025. That day no visits by tourists were allowed on the site, which permitted this (relatively) clean recording
First movie I bought on dvd.
This seems to be as close as we’re getting now to just saying that it is.
Yup. Go ferel.
Chalk the signs
All over Japan too.
I've had a similar style robot bring me a beer. I could get used to that.
Quality posting.
