#Auspol Is this symptomatic of why there seems such an amiable relationship between Victoria Police and the NSN? Even Queensland Police make #Nazis feel less welcome on their streets, and that’s a state where the connection between police & virulent racism is tight.
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They're saying what? That you died, sir. Who died? You died, sir.
Some ends justify some means, others not. Hope this helps!
The more I think about it the most accurate depiction of a CEO is that Simpsons episode where Mr Burns laughs about crippling an Irishman as a child and can’t stop laughing even as he’s bathing or going to church
trumpwatch is the bluesky version of buying a powerball ticket. It's not about the odds, it's about the dream
They've also got one at Twitter, too, I think they intend something else, though
it's true lol
The coroner, I hate that guy!
He starts awake, the sheets in his bed are twisted, soaked with sweat He's not alone, though A tall, grinning figure stands at the end of his bed, moonlight glints off a bald pate You! The laughter that has been ringing in his ears for years is louder now Blue light flares in empty sockets Thank fu-
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
"But doctor... I *am* Watto With Big Naturals..."
not here for a good time or a long time, but a secret third type of time
He's wandering the cold halls in his stained underwear, lost and alone, calling for the nuclear football, but no one is answering
Say in the event of the supreme leader's death
Not to engage in cospirital thinking, but if I was to, say the last days of an unpopular dictatorial regime where people in the support structure want to take and hold the regime's capitol, and make overtures to the armed forces to say that there would be rewards for those who would stand with them
when you die on the white house toilet you die in real life
Sandwich cops (derogatory)
Yeah well, I'd show them tik tok and give them the flu jab, so I guess I'm just built different
@jonhendren.com this you?
Me, working in IT like
The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good
The giant boulder is great and all, it's offset by all the OT you've got to pay to get the damn thing back in place again before the next adventures roll in though, and the hidden tomb team doesn't half whinge about the damage to the walls and fittings, either
animal control guys are all pissy at me cause i called em for what i thought was an injured animal but they're like "it's ooze" and i say yeah it's sick or something it's not moving. so they're yellin at me cause i guess ooze isn't an animal and i'm thinkin well of course you know that it's your job
Gandalf the White definitely is your mate, ten beers deep, who returns after several hours MIA with a tale to tell
the devil: if you push this button, three trees will die, but you'll get questionable information or a shitty jpeg dumb idiots hammering the button: IS THERE A WAY I COULD OWN THE SHITTY JPEG? MAYBE KILL MORE TREES?
bad news guys they said i'm the adult in the room
*checks on cat*
I think part of the lure of these chatbots is the illusion that there's an easily accessible answer to every question. I'm a busy man, just tell me what the best laundry detergent is, and also whether climate change is real
It's so disgusting how a small handful of people can dispose of all humanity's resources to build this stupid shit that sucks
*loading salami rounds into my sub like a shotgun*
'It's not enough to just post like a cracker, Grok, you have to earn it'
Please make sure you rinse it really well
A licence to wish ill?
Mfw shaking hands with the man who has a copy of the piss tape
'You're off the force, detective! I want your badge on my desk, and your weapon on the panini press by 2pm'
*unsheathing two footlong subs* Time to Diet
One thing I know for sure is that if *I* called the cops and said “some guy just threw a sandwich at me” they would consider me to be a huge baby and think I was wasting their time.
Support local journalism
Get that bread, bro (threat)
ATTENTION POLICE OFFICERS: Have You Been Attacked With a Sandwich? You May Be Entitled to a Lifetime of Humiliation From Which You Will Never Recover
flaming moe's
'If the sandwich was shit, you must acquit'
all cops are bread
Are they going to claim that the bread was extra toasted? The sandwich was full of cement? Laced with fentanyl?
Chumbawamba’s “Tubthumping” turns 28 today. The song “didn’t belong to an elite group of musicians,” said Boff Whalley. “It belonged to people. People at football matches, people singing along — people at parties drinking too much whiskey and tripping over the kitchen chairs. People like me.”
Nah, I'm gonna have to disagree, Han and Leia have the perfect 'flame that burns the brightest, burns the shortest' couple energy. It adds so much to them as characters to see the damage that the wars and saving the galaxy does to them as people, and maybe they can't actually function in normality
getting clout poisoned on bluesky is like getting high off oregano
There's no rule that says a dog can't be a priest
Well, I can imagine a hotter ogre, so there's that
The learned helplessness pipeline is just the worst, like bro, becoming a well rounded person with a variety of skills and interests is the point - not 'I can't do that, it's women's work' or 'I shouldn't have to do that, it's my wife's job' (note: they don't have a wife)
*walking as we talk* 'We're gonna run a Bakers Dozen on them, we'll need Jimmy on Pastries, Lenny on the Creams, and Tess will run interference with the Danish switch'
Seeing this bit in the wild still, after all these years, it really warms my heart
Uh, not now, Peg *canned laughter*
We need you, for one last job
He looks like Kramer got hit with 60 years, all at once, all to the face
I don't have your wife, your wife is in Grok's house, or Copilot's house
chatgpt 5 bring wife back. How bring wife back
That's okay, we'll post our way out!
But this is my emotional support apocalypse.
As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
'That's right, dead tired about all these allegations of being on the Epstein list'
"stick to menswear"
reading the news because its important to stay up-to-date on what is happening in the world
yeah there's cat hair on my sofa that's why it's called FURniture dummy
I kinda think the way people use ChatGPT is sort of aspirational because it seems to emulate the way rich people have sycophants lying to them all the time until they lose touch with reality and also their entire minds
Apocalypse Soon
Here's me. "A comprehensive list of the non-lethal parts of my big death plane"
Newgrounds' approach to verifying age is interesting and transparent.
I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
Hey, Hey, Hey! I have asked you nicely not to do a genocide. You leave me no choice but to ask you nicely again.
Purple is a fruit
When I (a non-American staying in SF) tried to get from my hotel to a popeyes about half kilometre away, I couldn't believe I had to cross a 4 lane highway with no bridge or traffic lights to get there, and there was no footpath, either
Pretty sure that if you kill Mario, you become him
Finally some good news
can you imagine how bad it smelled inside the trojan horse
Everyone in the horse being like shhh, they'll catch us, and giggling
All the dire implications notwithstanding it is hilarious how evil this technology is. Billions of dollars spent on this greasy lying stupid thing that was literally built to replace people, and everyone that uses it gets weaker, lazier, dumber, and sadder for having done so. Well done all around.
The scale, volume, frequency, and duration of all the current catastrophes is proving to be pretty exhausting man
Chrome vibes, metal beats, and 3dfx Glide like it's 1999 all over again.
Devastating for Spotify to lose 50% of albums on the service
nice argument, unfortunately i have already depicted myself as Switch 2 Keith David and you as Gamecube Jason Alexander
[Leonard Cohen voice] I’ve heard there was a secret chimp
Can you imagine a billionaire trying to have a conversation with their blue collar mate? "So uh, Keith, remind me again - what does a 'plumber' do all day again?"
huh good to know www.garbageday.email/p/terfs-are-...
Some days that really just be how it is
It's amazing, no matter what you say, there's nothing that these kind of people will say themselves that will make them look worse
The IOF are responsible for hundreds of thousands of genocides
Just gonna keep posting that propaganda, hey?
Yep, looks unbiased to me 🙄
Man, this product we made sucks and makes the world so much worse. Please use it.
This video is nuts www.instagram.com/reel/DMWa8sp...
Is this about my cube?
A Muppet getaway driver?
FUCKEN ORBS, CUNT
