if I wish and dream enough Athena will come rescue me from this horridness right?
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if I wish and dream enough Athena will come rescue me from this horridness right?
this paragraph here is the perfect summary of why we don't see safety in this smarmy jagoff…just a different, more insidious kind of danger
I haven't watched any trek since...ummm...movies? I wonder if they just decided to change it up forgetting how throughly documented everything is?
it depends...are they going off the og timeline or are they going off the rebooted one from the 2000 movies?
oh...and now i've been told i'm going to be school unaliver because i'm trans. these people are lovely.
I...I think I just got told I had trump derangement syndrome on @theonion.com fbook page. i thought magazines burst into flame just seeing that page.
saaaammmmmeeee. maybe @hankgreen.bsky.social will pay attention to us?
i'm with you. can you rally the birbs and poop on everything?
well sidewalk chalk is just messy and gets everywhere and can be washed away...I recommend colored concrete. they haven't specifically banned that and it's more permanent.
where do you find this lovely drink? can you share it?
who rides sparkling unicorns and only disposes of corpses of victims, I mean the dead, in proper manner of a proper lady. like Mary Shelly.
they also believe that some nobody from nowhere is "always right" about what's going to happen to them. and believe that a photo in this day and age is accurate just because he says it is.
that account is just...whooo. someone to block
everyone should take offense to celery. it's only purpose is to eat ranch dressing after chicken wings.
This morning 9 former CDC Directors, whose tenures date back to 1977, published this warning in the NYT: RFK Jr is a danger to public health. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/o...
you won't be the only one. I haven't drank in several years (just don't really like the taste) but I might spring for some good stuff and celebrate
yes....because clearly it should have been nurse Kelly.
I saw a video of someone trying to rescue a fox pup and they put out cat food....all it attracted was every raccoon around. (I honestly don't know why they thought food would work, cause the poor pup had a jar on its head. I don't think it could smell through it)
so. many. cool. pops!!! I think the only two sets I have are the US women's soccer team and darkwing duck! because I had to have darkwing duck....are and Rick and Evie from the mummy!
"but he saved someone!" ...I kinda wonder if he "saved" her from himself. or his own staff.
in the Philly area septa just had to cut back on their buses and rail system because....well stupid politicians that don't want to fund it. the GM of the system is going "you can't take the funds to fix stuff because then we can't keep up with repairs!" it sounded like he was talking to 2 year olds
the breakup of a friendship often feels worse than a partner relationship ending. or that's how it feels to me. i'm glad things are looking up
that's a kinder way to put it than I was thinking.
jennie is one of my favorite autobio people working today. she's super talented, awesome, funny, and she created the kilt blowing at dragoncon. her partner in crime is Obby and he and their kids are adorable. go read the comics and buy their books! gooooo. you know you want too.
dear service reps, if a customer starts asking for a supervisor your response shouldn't be "give me two minutes" five different times or "oh it'll be an hour" that's bullshit. it doesn't mean that you fucked up, it means a customer is frustrated. but you pull that ish and you fucked up.
Every couple of weeks I get an email from an enthusiastic reader who thinks Vol.2 is out already, and I have to disappoint them. The last three years have been a great big bitch. Here's a rundown: worstjourney.com/2025/08/31/s...
* huggles *
The Trump administration tried to snatch unaccompanied minors from foster homes, put them on planes and deport them illegally, on the weekend, during the night lawyers worked through the night to prevent it, while kids sat on the tarmac words fail me
Damn, Chicago! "A Living Resource Document for Chicagoans Resisting Fascism" Fighting the Fash with Google Docs!
@theoatmeal.bsky.social ok in the rejected cartoons you have one with a car in bed and a pigeon...which...which one is saying the line??? it works either way?
which ones?
I live in the states and no one should travel here period. cis, LGBTQ, straight whatever... they been fucking with Canadians. Canada has the nicest people and we're fucking with them! these assholes will fuck with anyone they don't care
wait, ensign is his actual name??? shit. I thought he was some kinda of armed forces lawyer and ensign was his title.
because you're a YouTube premium subscriber they're punishing you :P
nope, not at all. I know someone that's learning jousting!
I had an author do that once. he started creating accounts on every social network he could find to...yell at me that I was racist because I said his historical facts about Britain were wrong. apparently one can be racist to white British people? who knew?
the only good thing about those hats is that it lets me know which people to avoid talking to at my retail job. I quickly take their money and silently wish I'll upon them.
on my birthday. maybe go to my storage unit and see what books i want to read (all of my fables books are in there) now...i don't know.
if you're wondering i was going to the used bookstore to pick up a book that i apparently requested (i have a wish list there...i...i don't know which book it is), getting a pizza, and a banana split because i didn't get a desert
i have today and tomorrow off & i had a thought that i'd take the bus and run errands today....& then i remembered the bus doesn't run on sun because politicians are fucktwits. & it probably doesn't run tomorrow because of the same damn reason. fucking politicians keeping me from getting stuff done.
they want us to be back in the dark ages, where we depend on a few rich and mighty to dole out we're supposed to live on.
Imagine how much money could have been saved just by going with an actual human to begin with www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
it's being delayed because John Williams finally looked at the request and went "oh fuck no! NOPE, nope, nope...not making music for this place"
I saw a giant praying mantis last night hanging out in the middle of the gas station! it still had its head but it was moving kinda slowly. i'm not sure how it made it to the middle of the station.
🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣 "it’s a form of theological malpractice when you pray for something you have the power to change"
you should get him one with pineapple. just to mess with him.
he's going "this bitch still won't bring me pizza! what the hell kinda lame ass service is this??"
yeah that's what I figured too...but honestly I don't think they buy their own groceries either. they just want wonder bread where everything leaks on their fingers
since magaites think everything woke is bad, i'd like to declare that maga, Maha, and trump are all woke. that will end the bastards right?
I look at that and go "Alex...you don't buy your own groceries do you?" because...jeebus.
heh. I need to suggest that. we'd have to "help" it out the door though.
I currently work at a grocery store and honestly? i'd be down for that. also someone that works there is plotting to destroy that thing right now. we have a robot in the store and we all hated the damn thing. it tries to escape on a regular basis.
i....hmmm....one of you library peeps wants this. i know you do.
oO that's gorgeous I was thinking theres two signatures there, divided by a year.
makes total sense. I think that first autograph might be the last name goudey, which would be enos goudey. found a picture of his signature and the last half matches.... although tte g is weird. the second auto is Roger scar something? still looking
you should get jsa to certify it. they can often figure out signatures but it would also help with insurance purposes. because holy snot that's impressive sigs
dear @bsky.app how the fuck does nane autocorrect to babe? what logic did you program here???
oO pupper is going "that name sounds bad.... must alert!"
is it a spider bug? or a buzzing bug?
the policies! they didn't write them! they didn't pass them! all you're doing is punishing someone that doesn't deserve it. now, go fucking apologize to the last retail worker you yelled at because you didn't like a policy
do they get it wrong sometimes? more than likely. but di you know what they get told? they get told they'll pay a fine in the thousands and be tossed in jail. you're thinking *they won't really do that! " wrong! they will! they do! stop fucking treating people like shit because you don't like
dear people, stop going on reddit going "I owned a cashier by leaving my booze and groceries behind because I didn't want to follow the rules"; you have no idea the rules they have to follow regarding the sale of alcohol and tobacco. not just local, county, state and national but store as well
PUPPIES!!!!!! have you always had the husky (I can't remember)?
... honestly that would just be the best. wayne Brady would run through singing the wicked witch is dead
Causing even one trans girl to have to one day get electrolysis because you denied her access to puberty blockers/hrt should be enough to condemn you to hell
peach on pizza sounds amazing! I personally like pineapple and pepperoni, the salty/sweet combo is just awesome
"my ancestors gave your ancestors the reservations! why aren't you grateful! of us honoring you?":
going to the top and the idiot managers running the store. the grocery store I work at cut hours cross the board. nothing has changed. business is exactly the same. they just want bonuses and fuck over the poor
... have you met my friend @annaroseshadow.bsky.social banana?
they used to! a long time ago. but no longer sadly 😭
ohhhh that would work. I was just looking at mcflurries and they don't offer strawberries anymore!
or a sundae with strawberries. and whip cream
I have no milkshakes and this is horrid
I know everything is a 5 alarm fire right now, but this is really important.
ugh don't remind me. ... such a useless thing that's already failing rapidly.
wait... how is there someone named buckland in library world other than @jambina.bsky.social ??
yes! like he gets talked about as the number one draft pick and I heard commentators having to go "he hasn't started yet! jeebus let the kid play!"
I feel bad for the kid with that last name. it was hard enough when Eli and Peyton were in college and now? phew.
a good mom" and on and on....I know by and large we aren't a farming culture anymore, but jeebus fuck I didn't realize people were this fucking stupid.
skanks, her ram is named scrot, and she talks about daily life (www.youtube.com/channel/UCLd...) and it's amazing how many fucking nutjobs there are that come after her for "not treating the sheep like pets" "for killing the dingo that attacked the sheep" "for not telling the birthing ewe she's
so there's a YouTube channel I follow of a sheep farmer in Australia. her families been raising sheep for a couple generations now. and she has her ba in agriculture studies (or the equivalent in Australia) she makes videos of what farming is like. and she's stinking hilarious. she calls her ewes
the actual version or the one that you and Stephen Colbert did for the Colbert report? (and yes I actually remember that for some ungodly reason)
what about baby shark? or this is the song that never ends? or goodbye earl? (earl can be substituted with other names)
she sees the future, but only for injuries....also she totally nijaed into your home and beat up your arm.
gonzo deserves a lifetime academy award. he represents so many of the underserved
sooooo I went looking to see if a page exists and of course it does. thank you Canada for this: www.istrumpdead.ca
BABY BLUES cartoonist Rick Kirkman is jumping in to the Wrong Way Fray! Here's HIS Wrong Way Aquaman! Thanks, Rick! Wrong-o will be sending you his critique by certified mail! Check out Rick's work! www.gocomics.com/babyblues Insta: www.instagram.com/babybluescom... FB: www.facebook.com/BabyBlues/
ah! this is amazing! I adore Rick's work. baby blues has somehow stayed relevant and funny all these years!
a letterpress studio??? that would be freaking amazing!
went to the local library and checked out a bunch of graphic novels. but ummm they had stuff in the children's section that is def. not all ages. like they had teegan and sara's book. and sheets. like don't get me wrong, I don't care who reads them but...it seemed. strange?
...he looks quite sophisticated with his whiskers. like he's solving a mystery
I...I don't know why this trend started but everyone needs to search sexy watto on bluesky and glory in its absolute...weirdness? hotness? some strange combo of the two?
his ex will rise from the grave to shove him into hell
noooooo! it's not true!!
Epidemic of violence
ANNOUNCEMENT: THE DRINKS FRIDGE IS NOW KNOWN AS THE BEVERFRIDGE, PLEASE UPDATE YOUR RECORDS
I love the ciggy in his hand cause that's peek him
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Okay, so I've seen this happen several times now. Person A says "hey, Covid is surging, maybe wear a mask again, okay?" They try to word it to cajole, not shame. People react poorly to being shamed.
dear people, please do not tell retail workers to have a nice long weekend. they will either look at you blankly or glare at you with a strained smile because the chances of them having a long weekend are less than 1%. please be kind to them and smacks down the stupid people yelling at them.