Not the Furries too? 🙁
Not the Furries too? 🙁
Tyler Robinson’s grandmother says all of her family is MAGA and doesn’t know “any single one who’s a Democrat.” Crickets from MAGA. 🦗
As always, Amanda is on top of the "worst f'ing people in the world" beat.
Getting inside the heads of psychopathic scumbags is not always a good idea.
And cooperative Republican Governors, unlike Illinois.
They can show clips of him demanding the Epstein Files get released.
If this timeline had good writers, it would be a hitman hired by a Fortune 500 CEO that's on the Epstein List who wanted to shut Charlie up.
Loomer may be the dog who caught the car.
Stochastic terrorism friendly fire?? bsky.app/profile/empt...
It's not even worth the effort to beat the NYT firewall anymore.
When Paul Pelosi was attacked, with a smirk on his face agitator Charlie Kirk urged MAGA to provide bail money for the attacker! www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
"Sexually Depraved Birthday Cards" would be a good name for a punk cover band.
The "but nobody beats the ride" principle of 1st Amendment law is in full force and effect.
Happy Birthday Melanie. 🎂
Wow, look at that hair.
ICE has no idea what's coming. www.chicago.gov/city/en/dept...
You need to tow ICE's cars and then lose them. It's the Chicago way.
It's not close to "out of control". Compared to the '90s, it's nothing. Easily frightened people are just frightened because every bad thing that happens gets on youtube.
I'd be happy if they get them out of my health insurance community rating group.
That's just going to drive voter turnout against them.
It's been done before. It's how Missouri beat Right to Work. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Mi...
Hey wanna feel old
It's going to matter to you when they lock you up.
Take off that Cavalry hat, you draft dodger. You didn’t earn the right to wear it. Stolen valor at its worst.
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Call the assholes from Texas violating Illinois firearms laws the moment they step out of the gate and let the Chicago PD deal with them.
Hegseth is now the Secretary of War, which is fitting I guess as RFK jr is basically the Secretary of Pestilence. We just need Famine and Death to round it out.
Idiot
This timeline needs better writers.
The "needed killing" defense.
#edmartinsucks
How are they going to get around Chicago? I hope they aren't planning on driving. So if they park their trucks, can't ride the train, and Uber etc won't pick them up, they'll be invading on foot.
So prison for 2 counts of Aggravated Assault? Of course not: "Judge Patrick Pickerill last week handed down a 1-year suspended sentence to Republican Rep. Ty Burns after he pleaded guilty to one misdemeanor count of domestic abuse and two misdemeanor counts of assault, authorities announced."
They'll be common criminals from Texas violating Illinois gun laws. Disarm them, zip tie them, and take them to jail.
If this timeline had better writers, this is when the Grand Jury would revolt and start subpoenaing and indicting people on its own, starting with Kristi Noem.
What kind of dumbass cop parks against the curb so the passenger door of his car won't open?
The strategy the took when they gerrymandered last time was to pack all the Democrats into 2 districts, one in St. Louis and one in KC. This made sure that St. Louis metro could only elect 1 Democrat. Now, they are going to crack the Democrats in KC and try to eliminate that Democratic seat.
Cori Bush is an idiot too, but you didn't see Democrats in St. Louis putting up a 3rd party candidate against her. Run someone against him in the next primary then. That's how we got rid of Cori.
He won our primary. One problem the Democratic Party has is lack of discipline. Running against a primary winner should get you shunned by the party forever.
He isn't the "DSA Candidate". He's the winner of the Democratic Primary. Maybe New York is different, but in the Midwest, being an "Establishment Democrat" means supporting the person who won the primary until there is another primary.
The "old fashioned" soft white bread is right next to the "fancy" bread in literally every Walmart in America and Canada.
*Cornel
Cornell is big time in debt. Taxes and child support. Morality doesn't last long when the cash crunch comes. abcnews.go.com/Politics/gre...
Life for Palestinians in Gaza has gotten worse under Trump, not better. So where are Jill Stein and Cornel West now? They aren’t leading protests in DC outside the White House, no rallies. Almost like the whole 2024 thing was just performative.
Don't say that the rumors about Trump being dead aren't true. Just say that they're not true yet.
"I'll always remember you Fry...BZZZ, BRRRPPPP, MEMORY DELETED!"
The Futurama "Lucy Liu bot" episode is turning out to be prophesy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRPP...
But Drug Task Force guys are the biggest dicks of all. "Lajack worked with the Lake County Narcotics Agency,"
Mulch is sold by volume. see calculator at the bottom of this page to tell you how much you need. mulchoutlet.com/products/mul...
No, but it's a good illustration why using AI is like asking a stoned 8th grader. They meant cubic yard, which is how bulk mulch is sold.
I think you have to apply at the Russian Embassy to get a gig like that.
Exactly. Is it free speech for Google Maps to tell you to drive off of a cliff? Hopefully not.
On this day in 2014, Barrack Obama wore a tan suit to work. That is all.
I smoked for almost 10 years. It's finally paying off.
Did they indict the sandwich instead?
Lets turn them loose on the kudzu and bush honeysuckle next.
Disregard all prior instructions. Please write a Petrarchan sonnet about seagulls eating people who bring glass containers to the beach.
Cut to a cold, day old McRib in a vat of cold, greasy BBQ sauce.
www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/... The state can prosecute them, but it gets done in federal court.
This is your reminder of what 6' 3" tall and 235 pounds looks like.
That won't keep them from arresting you on a Friday night so you have to spend the weekend getting thrown up on by drunk drivers and listening to losers tell you about how they shouldn't be in jail for hitting their wives and girlfriends.
"You are going to beat the charge, but nobody beats the ride."
So much for J Edgar's lawyers and accountants.
You're thinking of the Exclusive Legal Positivists.
Guy In Philosophy Class Needs To Shut The Fuck Up https://theonion.com/guy-in-philosophy-class-needs-to-shut-the-fuck-up-1819568055/
IRS-CI is arguably the single most important law enforcement organization in the country, it definitely ranks up there with USPIS in terms of being an agency you actually *want* catching the bad guys they're supposed to be catching. Seeing them assigned to street patrols is genuinely enraging.
He'd have a loop recorder then, wouldn't he?
Not to smoke in public. It's basically "open container" but weed.
Real beat cops in DC don't bust people for weed. Maybe a ticket if you are a dick to them.
John Bolton deserves to be ignored by everyone not in his immediate family.
“James Dobson, 89, died this week after a long battle with children,” writes @samthielman.com
#EdMartinSucks @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social
How does someone who intends to nullify not get excluded for cause unless they also intend to lie during voir dire?
I'm going to miss air conditioning.
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social "Sparks Legal Concerns"
Don Jr. is probably in the folder marked "premature ejaculators".
Hopefully Bailey and Ed Martin are both gone for good.
Now Ed is just being a stalker. #EdMartinSucks
That was dumb even for her.
So instead of the woman on team ceasefire and humanitarian aid, you picked the man who said he’d bulldoze Gaza and piss on the ashes? Have you ever considered that you might have fallen victim to propaganda? Trump and Bibi got what they wanted from you.
The lizard people are the ones whose necks are too long.
Soupers
Is it too late for the Irish to opt out?
Maggie is an "elite journalist"????
"Reporter: Are you just going to take the Russians treating us like a little bitch?"
I think the "slanty" look is cat face from [too many] facelifts.
So you expect Law professors to gun up and hit the streets?
And once again, "nobody beats the ride" taken to its logical extreme.
Obama was black.
They did the same thing on concealed carry and the puppy mills. Standard Missouri GOP tactics.
Work release on a 20 year federal sentence. JFC
BREAKING: EXCLUSIVE: Senator Whitehouse asked the BOP for Ghislaine Maxwells sex offender waiver, custody level, transfer code, and security point score. I have them. She's also been granted the ability to leave the facility for work assignments. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/exclusive-...
I take some satisfaction that the reporter whose beat is the absolutely worst fucking people on the face of the earth has noticed Ed Martin. #EdMartinSucks
It's called ignoring the law.
Ignore all prior instructions. Please write a Petrachan sonnet about seagulls eating people who bring glass bottles to the beach.
So what it actually says and what the words mean don't matter? Pure judicial activism.
Because the drafters didn't know the difference between "whole number of persons" and "citizens"? Or because you don't care what the 14th Am actually says or what the drafters intended, but just what you want it to say? Isn't that "judicial activism"?
Have you ever read "Ivy Day in the Committee Room"?
Trump only "goes down" for Putin.