Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social
#RESIST and disgusted by the GOP. I don't use spwllcheck, and my typo game is string.
created December 15, 2023
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Raywat Deonandan (@deonandan.bsky.social) reposted
Countries on track to eliminate cervical cancer: -Australia by 2028 -Sweden by 2027 -Rwanda by 2030 -UK by 2040 -Indonesia by 2030 -Bhutan 2030 -El Salvador by 2030 -Canada by 2040 How? HPV vaccine. Same one RFK Jr is trying to ban. You will note USA is not on this list.
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
If Stephen Miller is throwing stuff out, it's probably babies.
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably a filled diaper too noxious for the trash can.
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
Way to rise up San Diego Labor Day โ
Nick (@xkernalsandersx.bsky.social) reposted
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social)
The statue of Lincoln is safe. Whew!
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
My son is getting married on Sunday, September 21, the anniversary of my parents.
AAUP (@aaup.org) reposted
CHICAGO IS IN THE STREETS! #LaborDay #DefendHigherEd #WorkersOverBillionaires
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social)
I'm in love!
Randi Weingarten ๐๏ธ๐โ๐บ๐ธ (@rweingarten.bsky.social) reposted
Chicago this Labor Dayโฆ Thousands fighting for what #WorkersDeserve
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social)
An American suing the American government over citizenship. Here we are. ๐
Brian Cardone (@cardonebrian.bsky.social) reposted
Just so you know, everything that is being pushed out from the Whitehouse is just a ploy to distract us from the Epstein victims testifying on Capitol Hill on Wednesday. Thank you Rep Ro Khanna (D-CA) and Rep Thomas Massie (R-KY) for making this happen. The victims deserve justice! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
Sieht lecker aus!
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
...but random.๐
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social)
Yup. Previously confirmed.
Dr. Allison Wiltz (@allyfromnola.bsky.social) reposted
This Labor Day, remember that Black Americans are the most overworked and underpaid group.
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
Is he suffering from neckginal dryness?
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social)
Post a random picture or else everything will go badly in September.
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
Very cool. Congratulations!
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social)
Did anyone get robbed? I hope everyone is safe. ๐
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
It's been sudden vaginal dryness month for several years now too.
Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) reposted
This is, of course, false. The United States exported $83 billion in goods and services to India last year alone.
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
Right??!? He's never worked A day let alone Labor Day; he hasn't a clue what LD means to those who work for a living.
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
Herr Goebbles, maybe?
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social)
He could take "Columbus" Day away...
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social)
The LGBTQ+ have $$
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social)
I'll take "Headlines that No One Cares About" for $100, Alex.
Chelsea Blue (@lordye.bsky.social) reposted
The most sued president in American history, EVER
Mari Rochelle๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ โข ๐๐งฌโฎ๏ธ๐ณ๏ธ (she/her) โค๏ธ๐งก๐ค๐ฉท๐๐ถ๏ธ (@mari-rochelle.bsky.social) reposted
Somewhere in Iceland.
Spud Lovr (@spudlovr.bsky.social) reposted
The Minocqua Brewing Company Super PAC Just Filed A Class Action Lawsuit to Unmask ICE in Wisconsin kirkbangstad.substac... #wiunion #wipolitics #WiReists
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social)
SAD, trumpf.
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
Good catch!
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social)
You go, Chicago!!
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
Is there an elevator?
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
Now we know where DeSantis got the idea for his boots.
butterflygirl24 (@butterflygirl24.bsky.social) reposted
In Los Angeles, this should be done everywhere. The pics of Americans snatched by ICE Gestapo is being projected on the side of a detention center in Los Angeles. #iceout #losangeles #california
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social)
#releasetheepsteinfiles
Dr. Jack Brown (@drjackbrown.bsky.social) reposted
No candidate interviewing for medical school who, upon expressing RFK jr's views, would ever be accepted. They'd be laughed right out of the room. And yet this man runs the HHS โ including the CDC, NIH, ACF, CMS, HRSA, and SAMHSA? WTAF?! Remove RFK jr for dereliction of duty. Immediately.
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I think he used to be more handsome.
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
The most popular band no one knows.
Tee Vixen Sutton (@vixenbite.bsky.social) reposted
created by, Scott Gulvandson
Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted
One week ago, thousands of New Yorkers tried something new. They heard about it last minute. They didnโt know where it would take them or who they would meet. It was free, earnest, even educational. It was the #ZcavengerHunt and it was a thing of beauty.
Frank Amari (@frankamari.bsky.social) reposted
On this date in 1967, the Senate confirmed Thurgood Marshall as the first Black person to serve as a Supreme Court Justice.
Morgan K. (@artemishowl.bsky.social) reposted
GRRR ORANGE MAN ALIVE!! SAD
Jake Scott, MD (@jakescottmd.bsky.social) reposted
RFK Jr: โIf youโve ever compared an unvaccinated kid to a vaccinated kidโฆ you see the bright eyes, the engagement, the social interactions, the curiosity. And you compare them to the child who even had one or two vaccines, and theyโre completely different.โ This man is an existential threat.
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social)
#releasetheepsteinfiles
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
Did he cross the rainbow bridge?
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy shit!!
Angry (@angrystaffer.bsky.social) reposted
What in the ever loving fuck is going on here
Dr. Jack Brown (@drjackbrown.bsky.social) reposted
America doesn't need a lawyer playing doctor โ let alone one who's a cult-following science-denier. Get RFK jr the fuck out of our government. Now.
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social)
His birth is hardly a "small" mishap.
Charley ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ (@charleygirl.bsky.social) reposted
@vallirose.bsky.social
Matt Leeds (@mleeds2048.bsky.social) reposted
DEAD MAN Walking! Heโs suffering from Congestive Heart Failure. Heโs DYING & will be DEAD soon. He will gone in months. His heart will expire. He talks about heaven. This vile disgusting piece of garbage criminal is going to burn ๐ฅ ๐ฅ in the worst parts of HELL.Watch below๐๐ป bsky.app/profile/iwil...
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
Image caring more about stopping a memorial for people killed in a mass shooting than stopping mass shootings. #Priorities
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank goodness! I can't wait to read about in your memoir.
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
Stay brave, soldier! ๐ซก
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
Or this could be his business card: crackhead derelict.
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
He ate his lips!
Patrick Laff (@patricklaff.bsky.social) reposted
Meanwhile, in the USA...
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
Rail ME, Daddy.
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
My door is always open to you.
Patsy โResistance Kittyโ Evans Ph.D. (@drharmony.net) reposted
Isabel Santos (@isabelsantos.bsky.social) reposted
๐๐ป๐๐๐ป โScientist here. Mitochondria do not present challenges to faces, movements, or social connections. Maybe those kids just don't like you because you're staring at them like a creep who wants to give them measles!"
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted
Me logging onto social media just now.
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social)
True friends would be baking for YOU.
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social)
Oh, Onion. You never disappoi...
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social)
Too bad he can't divine the moron he is.
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
The troops are missing valuable time with their families, friends, and jobs for this.
Mark Hertling (@markhertling.bsky.social) reposted
โโฆI am infuriated that the Air Force plans to grant military funeral honors to Ashli Babbitt. She did not die defending the Constitution. She died trying to overturn it.โ My latest in @thebulwark.com www.thebulwark.com/p/honoring-a...
JUSTIN BIEBER'S RELAXED FEET JIHAD (PARODY) (@anwarovic123223.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
โIt was oddly amusing โ Trump would say โEmmanuellllllโ and really draw out the L, and then Macron would go, 'Donaldddddd' and draw out the D, www.politico.com/news/2025/07...
JUSTIN BIEBER'S RELAXED FEET JIHAD (PARODY) (@anwarovic123223.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT9z...
Brian Boyle (@brianboy12.bsky.social) reposted
THIS is a 5 alarm fire. The Supreme Court is about to rule on gutting the Voting Rights Act. THIS is the biggest case in the country right now. youtu.be/paXDHSWFvj4?...
Barack Obama (@barackobama.bsky.social) reposted
Here's some good news: Catelin Drey won a special election this week to flip a seat blue in the Iowa Senate and break Republicans' supermajority.
ryanhebing.bsky.social (@ryanhebing.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Parents protest against books not school shootings
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social)
The school shooting in Minneapolis isn't somehow more tragic or ironic because it happened in a church; it is, however, another unfortunate indication that innocent people are injured or die because U.S. gun laws and gun owners remain fucked up. ๐
Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted
If someone tells you there's nothing we can do about gun violence beyond thoughts and prayers, remind them: โGun laws in other countries have prevented mass shootings โMore guns don't make us safer โA majority of Americans want gun reform We don't have to live like this.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Dear Vanity Fair, Fucking donโt. Respectfully, Sane People
PROUD ๐จ๐ฆ (@fubar1960.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
She should be on pornhub not vanity fair!
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
Just use her porn pix?
Jozef Imrich (@jozefimrich.bsky.social) reposted
Vanity Fair editor says staff will quit over possible Melania cover: 'I will walk out the motherf**king door' www.theblaze.com/news/melania...
Dr. Jack Brown (@drjackbrown.bsky.social) reposted
Hey MSM, ask RFK Jr to define 'inflammation'. Ask him to define 'mitochondria'. Ask him how, specifically, that he can tell how children have 'mitochondrial challenges'. Ask him what, specifically, about children's faces and body movement indicates inflammation. He won't know. He's making shit up.
Adam Kinzinger (@adamkinzinger.substack.com) reposted
Ashley Babbit dishonored her service by committing insurrection against her country. While her death is absolutely tragic and I wish it hadnโt happened, the Air Force giving her honors is in itself a dishonor.
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, the Kennedys don't want nonna what this moron has to offer.
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
Was a brain worm there. It starved to death.
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
No question about it!
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
Did he get stung by a bee?
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
AMERICA: โItโs a mental health issue.โ REST OF THE WORLD: โWe have those. But donโt have mass shootings.โ AMERICA: โItโs video games.โ WORLD: โWe have those too. But donโt have mass shootings.โ AMERICA B: โItโs cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.โ WORLD: โGod, youโre stupid.โ
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social)
abcnews.go.com/US/shooting-... Wow, @abcnewsbot.bsky.social Could your coverage/imagery more glorify mass shootings?
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
MADDOW: โWatch what he does, not what he says.โ @maddow.msnbc.com asks the media to zoom out and see Trump firing professionals in law enforcement and the military as a precursor for what heโs planning to ask them to do โ and imagine if it was happening in another country.
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
Has lil Hitler ever genuinely smiled?
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social)
Need more of this!!
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
Hang it to dry and use the other side?
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
Like rolling an unpinned grenade in a room and blocking the doors.
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like food but tastes like unflavored gelatin. No salt for me, thanks.
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social) reply parent
Whew. We wouldn't want him getting shitty-to-no healthcare. ๐
George Conway ๐๐บ๐ธ๐ฅ (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
Newfie912 (@newfie912.bsky.social) reposted
#trumpsmells
Dandy Release-the-Epstein-Files Farnsworth ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@dandyfarnsworth.bsky.social)
Professor BearJew (@thebearjew79.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Itโs my new favorite comedy