'Time to take the Delorean back to the garage Doc.' 'GREAT SCOTT Marty, but we haven't got it back since the last time!' The paradox of owning a time machine.
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'Time to take the Delorean back to the garage Doc.' 'GREAT SCOTT Marty, but we haven't got it back since the last time!' The paradox of owning a time machine.
A poorly disguised update to the old 'hole on a popcorn bucket' trick....
1966. Prepapration for faking the moon landings are underway.
Well done America... Thats exactly what he is. All thats left is for this transparency to follow him home, but sadly we have our own moronic headbangers who are just as oblivious to this truth as MAGA is to Trump.
Funny that Robert Jenrick should talk about the emigration of Low Skilled people. When is he leaving?
Turns out that not everyone watched He-Man cartoons when we were kids. ... and it shows. youtube.com/shorts/_K1BE...
Epstein?
bit of an extreme 'edit' if you ask me. But based on the title, I guess it must be a country and western song.
Thats a weird double bluff...
Its alright for you... if the ultra nationalist s want to paint your flag on the roads they are going to need a GCSE in Art (at least) to do it! (I also note that the British Press have started to censor the one that did appear!)
My jaw hit the floor with Starmers comments about having a st georges flag in the flat upstairs in Downing street comments... I mean he is the Prime minister, he is working around the flags, but that seemed taking things a bit far and I thought it was an Onion article...
But hopefully less of a cult figurehead to the MAGA masses. Trump draws support from those who would not bother to vote or support anyone else... Sure, president Vance will be a disaster, but it may also be the dying gasp of the movement.
I love that some american edits see 'godamned' as a more shocking curseword than 'fucking'. π
How to wrap presents for your divorced bigoted uncle this christmas...
They didn't even have the wit to start off by quoting Mark Twain; "The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated..." Seriously. Incompetant and stupid evil seems far worse than cold, calculating, charismatic evil.
Always someone elses fault.
One of the podcasts I listen to suggested that when you ostracise the LGBT community, you seperate yourself from decent makeup artists...
He is usually to smart to cross the line. He will tap dance right up to the line, then let someone else jump across it to show how much more committed they are than him... But I do hope he makes a mistake one day...
You know what you did Tim.
Six million dollars won't go far. The US healthcare system won't even make it out of the opening monologue before rejecting the claim.
Didn't even have the wit to begin; "rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated."
"Hi. I'm Doug McClure. You migt rememberj me from such movies as The Land that Time Forgot and The People that Time Forgot."
I knew it was on Native American Land, but the rest is both new to me, and somehow entirely unsurprising...
In this case its not. Its just the bottom half of the flag. So its just slightly out of context rather than the other way up...
Our poos are so great we have a chart specifically to tell us how great they are (or something like that)... π
Is this like Rees-Mogg's British Fish???
And Epstein in turn will distract from something else... He is guilty as fuck.
Season Finale is up. And it is a corker, if I say so meself.
Coffee is a little on the dark side for this time in the afternoon.
"... because then it wouldn't be a quest, it would be more like a gap year..." Thanks for the actual laugh out loud @sturdyalex.bsky.social, pity I am in the office today.
STOP. Hammer Time.
I assume after her recent expose regarding cheating in GCSEs that she will stand up at PMQ and declare herself a cheat, and ask to be expelled?
Chump will Fall for Anything that Obama Does Better than Him....π
I know this is internal party politics, so not quite the same thing. But even on the main elections turnout is low. And all I can think about is the kind of headbanger that absolutely 100% is going to the polls to make sure his guy gets a vote... And I despair a little bit...
Well. I can tell which of those two groups I would rather live near...
Dont get our hopes up.
Nah... It wont be the Epstein files.
Its a nice clear result... But only 38% voted? The British seem to be really crap at being bothered to vote recently and this could well be part of the larger problem.
There literally a Rolling Stones song about it...
Scotland supports this idea...
Once again... I had to reread it a couple of times before the origins of the headline clicked. Its hard to satire when the world keeps doubling down...
A push up. Singular.
Note the T-Shirt being used as a sling. Because the props guy thinks he's a cunt.
well... it does say that he is normally a drummer, so anything is possible... π
Like I said... he is clearly giving it everything he has.
This is pretty bad... but bless him, he is giving his all... www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R3A...
I heard the theme before I unmuted...
Commissar Gadget.
Ok. But as Musk is a foreigner... the UK should not prioritise him?
They may not have started the fire. It may have been buring since the worlds been turning... ... but recent events would seem to imply that they have been pissing petrol onto the fire.
I think it represents hope.
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...OK. so lets stop letting people have guns,seeing as it's the people that are the weak link here.
Vance would not want to cover up and delay his promotion...
White house press conference?
Victor Frankenstein entered a body building contest. Sadly, he seriously misunderstood the contest requirements.
Well... the MAGA movement is based on a Trump culture. When he does kick the bucket, this will disintegrate... once that happens, the dominos should start toppling. Then it's up to you guys to set light to the bastards.
Wisdom from 39 years agoβ¦
That's a lot of words to tell people you don't really like bread...
Next weekend there is a large neo-nazi rock concert planned in Great Yarmouth. The ReformUK MP appears unconcerned... But perhaps the Home Office might be willing to do something about it... Neo-nazis are worse than Bob Vylan and Kneecap. Right? secure.hopenothate.org.uk/page/176528/...
Its ok Tiffany. I think we're alone now...
So thoughts and prayers DONT work then. Shame.
Tourism will go up if we can piss on his grave. They could charge an entrance fee... its the kind of profit from someone's misfortune that he would have approved of.
For each side of the Atlantic.
Hot and blonde. Checks the boxes...
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T-shirt as a sling. Is this like calling in sick at ICE?
Little of column a bit of column b
How the fuck did he injure himself on the toddlers assault course we saw him waddle through?
Truth
Hopefully RFK is there to help...
They were also in charge. Cummings had the ear of Boris. Jenrick has been involved in all the meetings and committees... ... and Farage has been calling the shots from a slight distance.
I envision that they will make money off his fat carcass for years to come...
Maybe... maybe not. JD Vance presidency will be a car crash. Then, the MAGA Conspiracy theories will kick in, probably aided and abetted by his kids when they realise nobody likes them either. The British Tabloids still make stories about Princess Diana, and she died in 1997.
Each of those listed want him to die for different reasons...
No I am not. If he dies... they will get audience share.
He may have seen inside a meth lab
The way i look at it... the judgemental bastards that bang on about their reward in heaven would be insufferable. So either they are correct,and best avoid, or we are right and it all balances out... Or. They are wrong and will be too late when they move on in the opposite direction.
No reason.
No. Because Trump is in them.
I blame the brain worm that clearly ate his brain and is now piloting the meat-suit cosplaying as RFK.
Analogy...
For someone who is clearly enamoured with and desperate for popularity... His wife and kids want him to die. His deputy wants him to die. The people that engineered his position, want him to die. The media, want him to die. The people want him to die. Kind of ironic really.
There was the 90s Scottish band Travis... which was where my mind went first...π€£
If Scooby-Doo taught us anything, itβs that the real monsters arenβt ghosts or goblinsβ¦ It is the rich hiding behind a mask, trying to get us to blame someone else so they can profit from us with no repercussions.
@reformexposed.bsky.social
The Irony is... he cant even read that, and has his phone hidden behind anyway...
We had something similar with Boris Johnson where the shit kept on piling up, each problem distracting from the last. Until one sex scandal that he was slightly connected to esulted in his downfall (so here's hoping)