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Texas loaded busses with desperate migrants and dropped them off in Chicago like trash in the middle of winter. We welcomed them into our communities. Now Texas is sending its National Guard to terrorize them on our streets. In our neighborhoods. What the fuck.
Things feel uncertain right now, Illinois. I want you all to know we’re doing everything we can to protect your rights. Make sure you know how to stand up for yourself and others at illinoisimmigrationinfo.org.
As an NU alum, this is deeply embarrassing. Calling this a boneheaded decision is putting it mildly.
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But where can I get me some of that Blueskyrizi? Control means everything to me.
I have the same opinions as your child.
I guess his initial statement was a mulligan.
This is a perfect illustration of American politics
all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe
This is some real amazing stuff.
Compass plant on point.
Duck, yeah.
Sometimes there’s a reindeer.
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This looks amazing. I need to watch it.
Olfactory Obsessions: A Meeting of the Minds
The best part of this photo — which is a good example of how photographers make art — is the slogan “American workers first” on the banner observed by troops who’ve been forced to pick up trash and do landscaping because the president on the banner illegally fired the American workers who did that.
“drive out the homelessness” Duffy is a despicable creature.
So gross.
There’s no point. You can’t tell him anything. He isn’t interested.
MBA CEOs when the tech they bought because a guy promised them it would replace all their employees and increase profits 50000% and restore their hairlines and give them stronger erections does not, in fact, do those things:
My lab's been attacked by an anti-wind group and their lawyers. They threatened the science funding of my whole university, to shut me and my undergraduate research assistants up. NYT just covered it. 1/n www.nytimes.com/2025/08/25/c...
Florida, here are your tax dollars at work. Law enforcement are being tasked with monitoring a crosswalk to ensure it's not restored with rainbow colors after the state government painted it over a second time over the objections of the local government and community.
Arrested for filming it. And look how excited they all are to get some *action*. 🇺🇸 Watch fascism work.
18 minutes.
In case anyone is still wondering why Bolton was raided
Real big brain activity.
Justice Jackson sums it up better than I ever could.
This morning, while walking the dogs, a sports entertainment consumer approached me and said, “Sir, have you heard about the new ESPN-MLB deal? I have never been so content with sports TV. I only wish I could pay more.” I couldn’t help noticing his beautiful jeans as he walked away.
Which list did that judge rocket to the top of?
Florida government sides with the Pulse shooter
They say phones only make us miserable but I just got this news alert and laughed for a solid minute so who is to say
Shit sucks out there, but Fisk is still killing it.
Seems like a big deal.
Last week, Boston received a letter from AG Bondi threatening to prosecute officials and withhold funds unless we cooperate with carrying out mass deportations. The US Attorney General asked for a response by today, so here it is: stop attacking our cities to hide your administration’s failures.
This thread is beautifully disorienting.
We are outraged and deeply distressed that armed federal agents came onto our campus—making arrests on the very ground where, in 1942, Japanese American families were forced to board buses bound for concentration camps. It was a deliberate act of provocation and intimidation.
New— Nazis with giant swastika flags marched in downtown Indianapolis on Saturday with two police escorts. They shouted “white power” and said to the woman who took this video (reshared here with her permission) “fuck you, n***** bitch.” Police did not intervene. I cannot find local news coverage.
Authoritarian Goon Squad terrorizes city.
If you’re under any illusions about what an authoritarian personality cult the GOP has become, they’re not hiding it:
Ominous.
In other words: They lied.
The roaring sounds of the air and water show aren’t giving the same vibes this year.
DC police are using excessive force against Black people
This will be a bungling. Mark it down with all the rest.
Thrilled to announce this ground-breaking new book, Area X: The Southern Reach Files! The Central agent in question is, of course, Hargraves from Absolution. The book includes some new ways of approaching storytelling, and also I hope will be satisfying in lots of other ways. More in a thread. 1/?
FFS, you shitbirds always totin’ that water. “what he has described as out-of-control crime”
I wish that profile made less sense to me.
The chatbots will be doing live reads. You won’t even notice. It’ll be great. Buy more Ovaltine! This should be a great talk.
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By my calculations, it’s 31.6 hours. Verified data fact.
It’s always worse than you think.
They will always find new, ever more creative ways to oppress.
Potato photo of a bald eagle over the Chicago River this morning. I assume it was escaping to Canada.
What trash.
This is awesome. Respect.
This guy comes up with new ways to be stupid every damn day.
It’s a campaign of terror.
Everything about this is awful. ChatGPT is the fly on top of the pile.
Seriously? All the Wayans brothers? Damn.
She earned the nickname “The Sheriff” for her aggressively-enforced no fighting policy at the dog park. Here she can be seen rousting a vagrant from the fancy grass. He knows better, but I think he enjoys the rousting part.
Traffic stops at Howard U seems hardly about the homeless or criminals and much more about race.
This Sunday, we’re hosting a back to school drive in Evanston with 500 free backpacks, all-day free haircuts, and free food by two of the best restaurants in Evanston! Drop by the Fleetwood-Jourdain Center this Sunday afternoon to start the school year with everything you need!
Love it. I could recite the whole thing from memory.
This former model, with no background in history, has been put in charge of curating what is "appropriate" at the National Museum of African American History.
This is happening at lightning speed.
On brand. Fucking clowns.
I really need to see this.
God Bless The Dropkick Murphys!!! #FDT Thanks to Ken Casey for having us as your guests! First class loser!!!
Hey, as a librarian I need to tell you: Our funding depends on usage. So go ahead and check out that book even if you don't think you'll finish it. No one will know. Check out that DVD even though you might not like it. Get ambitious in your quest for knowledge.
The erasure continues.
Looks amazing! I can’t wait.
DHS is recruiting using a not-so-subtle reference to a 1978 book from white nationalist William Gayley Simpson, Which Way Western Man? Simpson's book was released under an imprint associated with the National Alliance, founded by Turner Diaries author William Luther Pierce.
He loves that cold air dispenser. No, he will not move.
The taco’s topography is mesmerizing
A government-sanctioned "truth arbiter" will soon arrive at CBS. Their role will be to ensure that journalists do not criticize this Administration or express views that conflict with its agenda. This is a betrayal—not just of journalistic independence, but of the public trust. 🧵
Stop sane washing this bullshit. They pay bribes to an authoritarian regime in return for special treatment. It’s not special.
Well, that’s truly awful.
Look at his big beautiful soccer trophy! A real Chumpian.
I’m sure it was all above board.
The student newspaper. This fell. To the student. Newspaper.
Holy fuck. What a tool.
That cordless phone is glorious.
Gotta adjust the numbers to reflect the new cleansed population.
Totally normal.
These people are so odious. Just plow through the propaganda speech undeterred as if nothing goofy is happening.
ICE about to run the Starship Troopers ad play book
So it’s run like every other US prison. Cool. Good work, assholes.
Low key one of the worst anbuses of power ever? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Oh look, ICE is copying literal Nazi recruiting propaganda again. The poster on the right is for the Volkssturm, the Nazi militia of older men and boys established during the final months of World War II.
![@DHSgov on X: We’re taking father/son bonding to a whole new level. JOIN.ICE.GOV 06 Aug 25 [Young man and old man in ICE gear]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eppsmw5nfmdzhfeymtzd3xbe/bafkreibrddxw227e4ldwrtdrf4nfz4riyb3yfyluczrelklrnnnp7e7l6m@jpeg "Click to view full size")
![Wehrschiessen des Deutschen Volkes 1944 [Young man and old man sharing a rifle]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eppsmw5nfmdzhfeymtzd3xbe/bafkreibsutqtdx2tbxfm64xbjp4nspzgvdg6xvxewm244dbplmeuoznnvy@jpeg "Click to view full size")
Someone needs to start a Large Labubu Defense Fund.
No age requirement. No degree required. No morals required.
Weird coding error. 🤪