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He's got southpark face
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He's got southpark face
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And Hawaii
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He's not looking at her face...
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I doubt I'll be appalled..... At all
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
Some bullshit about his amazing health while he looks like death propped up with a kick stand.
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
Can already hear the thoughts and prayers...it's not a time for politics...and all that BS GoP shyt
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta start somewhere. At the top is a good place to kick off.
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Crash ratings of the new Bronco's are shit from behind. New crash test dummy results accurate reporting
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YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!
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95% cisgender males between the ages of 18-46 with a definition of 4+ people shot as defined by the gun violence archives, mother Jones labels a mass shooting at 3+ people killed and excluded gang or domestic violence. Handguns at ~78% semi-auto rifles are more prevalent now but still in the ~30s.
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Love a tortie!
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Marked safe from finding Trump dead.
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Vance is the reason people cover their drinks at the bar.
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He didn't write this. At all. Any of it...
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
He's not a doctor....we can just not listen to him. Imagine if....doctors just did the right thing and we decided to do it this way....who stops us? They stormed the fucking Capitol and no one did a damn thing. It's just like that.
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This better end up a national holiday
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
We have to paint lines on the road and put "do not ingest" on shampoo bottles....the bar isn't high
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Does the carpet match?
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This is like those Instagram story studies "water is wet"
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I got a 1.5% raise last year.
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He's not wasting money on a day that ends in Y.... Something's up
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
Massive outbreak in Kansas City fox4kc.com/news/covid-1...
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From 1966 to 2019, approximately 77% of mass shooters in the United States legally obtained at least some of the firearms used in their attacks, according to data compiled by the National Institute of Justice...can't find a stat on first gun ownership
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
The average age of mass shooters in the United States from 1966 to 2024 ranges between 34 and 34.5 years, according to multiple studies.
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
This trend is consistent across multiple studies, with one analysis noting that 97.7% of public mass shooters were male and another finding that 96.6% of lone-actor terrorists were male.
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
Based on data from 1966 to 2024, the demographic profile of mass shooters in the United States reveals consistent patterns over the last three decades. The vast majority of mass shooters are male, with 98% of perpetrators across all racial groups being male.
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bsky.app/profile/mrs-... Give this human a follow!
Secret Agent Number Six (@designationsix.bsky.social) reposted
A lot of people are saying Trump belongs in prison.
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
"officers" indeed. Maybe to be an officer you should be required to meet some sort physical fitness goals every year. I'm not trusting my life to someone who can't run a mile.
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
A meeting about meetings. That's the most American thing.
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Companies making 60b a quarter and giving 1.5% raises.
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Two used car salesmen negotiating on things they don't own. Tragic state.
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The TACO of the United States
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I hear on a Tuesday
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AI is going to clear us out faster than that. Humans have signed over their death warrant... unchecked technology wins again.
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
And yet, we cower so easily when someone is a bully.
Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted
Massive flag in support of Ukraine unveiled in Alaska. "Alaska Stands With Ukraine." #3E #StandWithUkraine #AlaskaWithUkraine
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
Is America winning yet?
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My low road Dems are checking in!
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Using "officer" pretty liberally here
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Won't have one anymore. Wild West is now.
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Looks hot in those uniforms.
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I fear for my life driving to work.
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Gavin taking up lots of rent space in taco's brain
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Use crayon so the baby can understand
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
The only people who need to let it sink in aren't on this platform. You're screaming at the wrong people. Put this on Truth Social.
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Smells like Covid. Numbers can't be hire if you don't report them
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine if his parents hugged him a few times, how much less he would need external validation for his lack of self-esteem.
Santiago Mayer (@santiagomayer.com) reposted
BREAKING: Sherrod Brown just announced that he’s running for Senate in Ohio. This makes OH one of the top flip targets for 2026. Let’s do it. secure.actblue.com/donate/votse...
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean.. Condoms exist and have for hundreds of years. I believe some women take the BCP for off label side effects such as ovarian cysts as well as to prevent pregnancy.
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A real American government would issue a statement and also investigate the incident. What we have is not a real government.
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
That AI is super cool...until you program yourself out of a job. "Hungry" on job description = you're working yourself out of a job. Stop putting in the time.
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What if we just didn't listen to them?
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I've never had so much fun dying over and over again
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And why are you spawning me facing backwards....
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
So we're testing for a virus with a vaccine. The tail we're chasing is amazing.
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Steven Seagal wannabe
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The call is coming from inside the house....
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Will you respond to the Trans community who are looking for an explanation of your latest interview?
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
The post says gyms. So that's a ban.
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait till I tell them about Covid
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Shameless post. We use CBD for humans and dogs in our house. This company has treats at a decent cost and provide the testing info. Link gets you 30% off: pawse.therave.co/RPWVRJGI5LKU...
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social)
This is giving all us nerds a bad look. You are one of the richest people, Tim Cook, doing anything for Trump is being a traitor to the cause. www.theverge.com/news/737757/...
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MINA...maga in name only.
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
The Trump regime has removed sections 9 and 10 of the constitution from its website, which include Habeas Corpus, congressional appropriations, and other states rifhts constitution.congress.gov/constitution/
Erik Hoffner (@erikhoffner.bsky.social) reposted
This is the US Constitution page @ the Library of Congress Sections 9 and 10 have been removed 9 includes habeas corpus, the courts' review of unlawful detention & imprisonment This gov't can't change the Constitution w/ sneaky editing, but it's a new low: constitution.congress.gov/constitution/
Senator Bernie Sanders (@sanders.senate.gov) reposted
The top 1% now owns more than $54 trillion in wealth. That’s 468 times more than the bottom 50%. One man — Elon Musk — owns more than the bottom half COMBINED. This is what I mean when I talk about oligarchy.
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Who died?
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
I got an average of a C in most of my matth class life.... I can still see those numbers don't add up
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
And making sure you're not working for a corporate slave lord
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Black cats are on another level
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
I think we can all agree, this has been a third-rate country for a while now.
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Why is my money paying for this? He should be in a fucking cubicle.
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
Many reports say she was 16. Which in most states is legal to work part time. It's all egregious how this is, but if we want to prove facts, you have to have the correct ones, then we set it all on fire.
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
For all of those God Fearing critters out there, this is what God was talking about when you are told to do the right thing for the flock.
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Add a couple of zeros from all the money we're saving on tariffs ....
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
Dems are always trying to be all stoic and cool and proper. Hasn't seem to work for us yet...need to sling all the shit...
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
Go low democrats is where we need to be. I say open up both barrels and let the GoP have it.
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely!! I'm working with one of those "ring for service" bells on my deck. Trying to put out peanuts and ring the bell to see if they respond.
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
Shelled peanuts are like crack for them. We have a murder who follow us on walks. They can remember people based on traits. Wear something they can recognize each time like a hat. And keep a schedule. Good luck!!
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social)
Just watched the new South Park. Trey and Matt have more balls than the whole democratic party combined.
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
Please sign another piece of paper with useless words on it no one gives a shit about.
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This mf'r is so cooked.
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
Dems want ALL parties involved brought to justice. That's how it works.
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
Where are my go low democrats at? GoP isn't playing by the "old rules". LFG.
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I want everything about this to be made free to watch
Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted
The White House was forced to react to South Park as Trump completely loses it with rage, calling the show “not relevant” and "hanging on by a thread," despite the show recently securing a $1.5 billion deal. Trump is considering suing over ‘tiny penis’ allegations.
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What we should all do it but the stock, let it go up one percent and then bail on it to see it crater....
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
You can tell when people were never hugged as children.
Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net) reposted
South Park is getting canceled after this lmao.
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
Cracks me up that they wear something with warnings in the "good book" not to make idols or placing too much emphasis on physical objects or whatever... Idiots think some $20 piece of metal they paid triple for is going to save them from the fires.they believe in is just amazing.
Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude's still going to die alone.