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Fresh Loaf

@darkshinyobject.bsky.social

Supporter of Good Trouble and Low-Road Democrats. #AltGov Slava Ukraini! #TACO #Resistance #HandsOff #democracyneedsyou #50501Movement All I ask is if you like a post of mine, repost it. I try to be snarky with a sprinkle of reality..

created November 14, 2024

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Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

He's got southpark face

7/9/2025, 11:10:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

And Hawaii

4/9/2025, 9:20:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's not looking at her face...

4/9/2025, 9:20:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

I doubt I'll be appalled..... At all

4/9/2025, 9:17:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Some bullshit about his amazing health while he looks like death propped up with a kick stand.

2/9/2025, 2:12:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Can already hear the thoughts and prayers...it's not a time for politics...and all that BS GoP shyt

1/9/2025, 10:07:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Gotta start somewhere. At the top is a good place to kick off.

1/9/2025, 4:35:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Crash ratings of the new Bronco's are shit from behind. New crash test dummy results accurate reporting

1/9/2025, 1:38:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!

1/9/2025, 1:35:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

95% cisgender males between the ages of 18-46 with a definition of 4+ people shot as defined by the gun violence archives, mother Jones labels a mass shooting at 3+ people killed and excluded gang or domestic violence. Handguns at ~78% semi-auto rifles are more prevalent now but still in the ~30s.

31/8/2025, 2:54:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Love a tortie!

31/8/2025, 1:20:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Marked safe from finding Trump dead.

31/8/2025, 2:37:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vance is the reason people cover their drinks at the bar.

31/8/2025, 2:36:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

He didn't write this. At all. Any of it...

31/8/2025, 2:04:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

He's not a doctor....we can just not listen to him. Imagine if....doctors just did the right thing and we decided to do it this way....who stops us? They stormed the fucking Capitol and no one did a damn thing. It's just like that.

31/8/2025, 12:22:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

This better end up a national holiday

31/8/2025, 12:15:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

We have to paint lines on the road and put "do not ingest" on shampoo bottles....the bar isn't high

31/8/2025, 12:14:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Does the carpet match?

31/8/2025, 12:12:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

This is like those Instagram story studies "water is wet"

30/8/2025, 10:19:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

I got a 1.5% raise last year.

30/8/2025, 8:38:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

He's not wasting money on a day that ends in Y.... Something's up

30/8/2025, 10:09:03 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Massive outbreak in Kansas City fox4kc.com/news/covid-1...

30/8/2025, 9:24:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 5:25:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

From 1966 to 2019, approximately 77% of mass shooters in the United States legally obtained at least some of the firearms used in their attacks, according to data compiled by the National Institute of Justice...can't find a stat on first gun ownership

29/8/2025, 5:25:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

The average age of mass shooters in the United States from 1966 to 2024 ranges between 34 and 34.5 years, according to multiple studies.

29/8/2025, 5:25:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

This trend is consistent across multiple studies, with one analysis noting that 97.7% of public mass shooters were male and another finding that 96.6% of lone-actor terrorists were male.

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Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Based on data from 1966 to 2024, the demographic profile of mass shooters in the United States reveals consistent patterns over the last three decades. The vast majority of mass shooters are male, with 98% of perpetrators across all racial groups being male.

29/8/2025, 5:25:45 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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bsky.app/profile/mrs-... Give this human a follow!

27/8/2025, 9:35:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Secret Agent Number Six (@designationsix.bsky.social) reposted

A lot of people are saying Trump belongs in prison.

27/8/2025, 2:14:49 PM | 63 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

"officers" indeed. Maybe to be an officer you should be required to meet some sort physical fitness goals every year. I'm not trusting my life to someone who can't run a mile.

16/8/2025, 10:19:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

A meeting about meetings. That's the most American thing.

16/8/2025, 2:25:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Companies making 60b a quarter and giving 1.5% raises.

16/8/2025, 2:04:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two used car salesmen negotiating on things they don't own. Tragic state.

16/8/2025, 2:03:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

The TACO of the United States

16/8/2025, 1:59:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

I hear on a Tuesday

15/8/2025, 6:30:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

AI is going to clear us out faster than that. Humans have signed over their death warrant... unchecked technology wins again.

15/8/2025, 6:28:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

And yet, we cower so easily when someone is a bully.

15/8/2025, 6:08:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ✨🦋𝓢𝓗𝓔𝓘𝓛𝓐 🦋✨ (@sheilaharris.bsky.social) reposted

#NeverForgetTheEpsteinFiles

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15/8/2025, 12:42:55 PM | 19270 5675 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted

Massive flag in support of Ukraine unveiled in Alaska. "Alaska Stands With Ukraine." #3E #StandWithUkraine #AlaskaWithUkraine

A large Ukraine flag featuring blue and yellow colors displays the words
15/8/2025, 2:31:58 PM | 3474 792 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Is America winning yet?

15/8/2025, 11:52:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

My low road Dems are checking in!

15/8/2025, 11:50:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Using "officer" pretty liberally here

15/8/2025, 12:20:55 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Won't have one anymore. Wild West is now.

15/8/2025, 12:17:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks hot in those uniforms.

14/8/2025, 11:27:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

I fear for my life driving to work.

14/8/2025, 9:18:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

More from Newsom’s press office.

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Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Gavin taking up lots of rent space in taco's brain

13/8/2025, 10:22:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Use crayon so the baby can understand

13/8/2025, 8:19:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

The only people who need to let it sink in aren't on this platform. You're screaming at the wrong people. Put this on Truth Social.

13/8/2025, 2:32:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Smells like Covid. Numbers can't be hire if you don't report them

12/8/2025, 11:17:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine if his parents hugged him a few times, how much less he would need external validation for his lack of self-esteem.

12/8/2025, 11:10:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Santiago Mayer (@santiagomayer.com) reposted

BREAKING: Sherrod Brown just announced that he’s running for Senate in Ohio. This makes OH one of the top flip targets for 2026. Let’s do it. secure.actblue.com/donate/votse...

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Profile picture TCMFanatics (@tcmfans.bsky.social) reposted

Robin Williams ( July 21, 1951 - August 11, 2014).

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Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean.. Condoms exist and have for hundreds of years. I believe some women take the BCP for off label side effects such as ovarian cysts as well as to prevent pregnancy.

11/8/2025, 1:29:15 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

A real American government would issue a statement and also investigate the incident. What we have is not a real government.

11/8/2025, 1:25:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

That AI is super cool...until you program yourself out of a job. "Hungry" on job description = you're working yourself out of a job. Stop putting in the time.

11/8/2025, 2:27:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

What if we just didn't listen to them?

10/8/2025, 8:58:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

I've never had so much fun dying over and over again

10/8/2025, 8:56:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

And why are you spawning me facing backwards....

10/8/2025, 8:56:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

So we're testing for a virus with a vaccine. The tail we're chasing is amazing.

10/8/2025, 6:35:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Steven Seagal wannabe

9/8/2025, 10:25:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

The call is coming from inside the house....

9/8/2025, 2:03:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Will you respond to the Trans community who are looking for an explanation of your latest interview?

8/8/2025, 9:07:28 PM | 34 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

The post says gyms. So that's a ban.

8/8/2025, 2:43:36 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait till I tell them about Covid

8/8/2025, 4:04:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/8/2025, 7:35:18 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social)

Shameless post. We use CBD for humans and dogs in our house. This company has treats at a decent cost and provide the testing info. Link gets you 30% off: pawse.therave.co/RPWVRJGI5LKU...

7/8/2025, 2:08:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social)

This is giving all us nerds a bad look. You are one of the richest people, Tim Cook, doing anything for Trump is being a traitor to the cause. www.theverge.com/news/737757/...

7/8/2025, 1:04:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

MINA...maga in name only.

6/8/2025, 7:16:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

The Trump regime has removed sections 9 and 10 of the constitution from its website, which include Habeas Corpus, congressional appropriations, and other states rifhts constitution.congress.gov/constitution/

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Profile picture Erik Hoffner (@erikhoffner.bsky.social) reposted

This is the US Constitution page @ the Library of Congress Sections 9 and 10 have been removed 9 includes habeas corpus, the courts' review of unlawful detention & imprisonment This gov't can't change the Constitution w/ sneaky editing, but it's a new low: constitution.congress.gov/constitution/

US constitution
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Profile picture Senator Bernie Sanders (@sanders.senate.gov) reposted

The top 1% now owns more than $54 trillion in wealth. That’s 468 times more than the bottom 50%. One man — Elon Musk — owns more than the bottom half COMBINED. This is what I mean when I talk about oligarchy.

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5/8/2025, 9:45:28 PM | 2157 679 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Who died?

5/8/2025, 7:44:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

I got an average of a C in most of my matth class life.... I can still see those numbers don't add up

2/8/2025, 4:22:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

And making sure you're not working for a corporate slave lord

2/8/2025, 4:20:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Black cats are on another level

2/8/2025, 4:09:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

I think we can all agree, this has been a third-rate country for a while now.

2/8/2025, 1:56:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Why is my money paying for this? He should be in a fucking cubicle.

1/8/2025, 9:12:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Many reports say she was 16. Which in most states is legal to work part time. It's all egregious how this is, but if we want to prove facts, you have to have the correct ones, then we set it all on fire.

1/8/2025, 1:51:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

For all of those God Fearing critters out there, this is what God was talking about when you are told to do the right thing for the flock.

30/7/2025, 12:59:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Add a couple of zeros from all the money we're saving on tariffs ....

29/7/2025, 9:54:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Dems are always trying to be all stoic and cool and proper. Hasn't seem to work for us yet...need to sling all the shit...

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Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Go low democrats is where we need to be. I say open up both barrels and let the GoP have it.

27/7/2025, 5:17:14 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely!! I'm working with one of those "ring for service" bells on my deck. Trying to put out peanuts and ring the bell to see if they respond.

26/7/2025, 2:50:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Shelled peanuts are like crack for them. We have a murder who follow us on walks. They can remember people based on traits. Wear something they can recognize each time like a hat. And keep a schedule. Good luck!!

26/7/2025, 12:12:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social)

Just watched the new South Park. Trey and Matt have more balls than the whole democratic party combined.

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Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Please sign another piece of paper with useless words on it no one gives a shit about.

25/7/2025, 4:50:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

This mf'r is so cooked.

25/7/2025, 2:07:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Dems want ALL parties involved brought to justice. That's how it works.

24/7/2025, 8:06:04 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Where are my go low democrats at? GoP isn't playing by the "old rules". LFG.

24/7/2025, 8:03:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

I want everything about this to be made free to watch

24/7/2025, 7:19:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted

The White House was forced to react to South Park as Trump completely loses it with rage, calling the show “not relevant” and "hanging on by a thread," despite the show recently securing a $1.5 billion deal. Trump is considering suing over ‘tiny penis’ allegations.

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Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

What we should all do it but the stock, let it go up one percent and then bail on it to see it crater....

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Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

You can tell when people were never hugged as children.

24/7/2025, 2:57:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net) reposted

South Park is getting canceled after this lmao.

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Profile picture @LaceyPerSista (@laceypersista.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Cracks me up that they wear something with warnings in the "good book" not to make idols or placing too much emphasis on physical objects or whatever... Idiots think some $20 piece of metal they paid triple for is going to save them from the fires.they believe in is just amazing.

24/7/2025, 2:41:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fresh Loaf (@darkshinyobject.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude's still going to die alone.

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