Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
Dear Nate Silver, Stop speaking for the rest of us. Just sit in the back of the classroom with your "mouth" shut. Oh yeah, FUCK YOU, I'm normal and so are my followers...
Loving life on the Jersey Shore. If I come across as sarcastic, please forgive me, I mean no harm unless you're a Cowboys, Giants, Commanders, Braves, or Mets fan!!! #FlyEaglesFly #RingTheBell #BlueCrew Oh yeah, I was @jrsyshrgrl on Twitter
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Dear Nate Silver, Stop speaking for the rest of us. Just sit in the back of the classroom with your "mouth" shut. Oh yeah, FUCK YOU, I'm normal and so are my followers...
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
Acct suspended
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
We all knew there was a cute face under all that fur...
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm from New Jersey, and would like to request that you please run for President in 2028. America needs you!!! Thank you and Happy Labor Day...
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
Let alone that most pharmaceuticals are manufactured over there...
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
Well they have to throw his shitty diapers somewhere and the best place is "Trump's Rose Garden"
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
I just wrote to my congressmen to let him know that we Americans are tired of the RepubliCON party having no backbone. I told him his was missing. I told him that RFK Jr is killing us and told him to grow a backbone and do something about it. I said I hope he loses his seat. That and more!
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
I swear he has it
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
Hmmm...Could it be that there were a lot of immigrants working there and now they can't make budget???
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
Nancy did of course!
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
If anyone in my immediate family gets sick or DIES because this asshole, cause I'll sue his ass for everything he has and that of his wife. I hope they have a good lawyer...
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
Post. Of. The. Night!!!
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
Works for me, what about you???
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
Wait! He must be sick if he's signing off at 9:54pm...
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
And counting
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
Ladies and Gentlemen that live along the coast, make sure all of your insurance premiums are paid, including your flood insurance (issued by FEMA). And remember, just because you have $250,000 in coverage doesn't mean you'll get paid $250,000...Have any questions, just ask... Love, me!
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn, I miss him soooooooooooooooooooo much!
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
ABC, CBS, CNN, NBC have all bowed to a man-child that doesn't deserve it. Thankfully, I don't watch any of them, including MSNBC...
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
Does Ron know he has his white go go boots???
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
What would I want to say??? "Congratulations, you're a fucking asshole"...Just sayin'
CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted
The Giuliani thing sounds like a botched hit
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
You know the "mob," they NEVER forget
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
And he doesn't want him...
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
Time to elect the youngins...
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
Maybe tonight's the night???
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
He has a wife & children that he treats as pets, so...
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
How about we stay here and he leaves???
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
When is going to learn that his precious executive orders don't mean shit??? THEY'RE NOT LAWS!!!
Daniel A. Hoyt (@danhoyt.bsky.social) reposted
RFK Jr., driving away with Rudy Guliani tied to the roof of his car
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
OMG! AWESOME!!!!!ππ€£ππ€£
π J. H. White (@slick-50.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
If we're taking bets, I'm going with Chlamydia
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm thinking more syphilis
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
That's right, she's 17 and brilliant!!!
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine the celebrations in the streets...
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
They made a mistake...He's wearing a gray cap today
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
Yes...Yes it is!
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
Wonderful story, but very much bittersweet...
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
What happened to her? Did her face fall off again???
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
She's such a fucking idiot
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
Why doesn't a reporter just come out and ask him "Are you ok, Mr President"??
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
Hmmmm....Does Cheryl know???
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
It sucks to us, right???
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
And he wants a Nobel Peace Prize...Yeah, right!
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
Every fucking day media members MUST questions them on their decision of approving a total idiot to run HHS...
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
Once again...GOVERNORS, ASSEMBLE!!!!
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
I guess he changed hats and wonβt go anywhere near the press for 5 days for no particular reason. Also canβt get any video of him actually playing golf from the usual sources.
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe we'll wake up tomorrow and death DOESN'T take a holiday...
marnier.bsky.social (@marnier.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I slept through con lawβ¦.but this seems pretty straight forward.
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
What if he dies? We'll all cheer???
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
I'm in, are you???
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
Hmmm...I wonder if Kari had to replace her knee pads yet???
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
That means you, Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries...
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
SIGNS OF FASCISM πͺ§
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
One Word: COWARD!!!
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
Absofuckinlutely!!!
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
They're all incompetent...
giantsigh.bsky.social (@giantsigh.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Sue for damages
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
If for anything, back pay and benefits...
Man In The High Castle πΊπΈπ¨π¦π²π½π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈποΈππ€¬ (@davek67.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Two peas in a pod!
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
Just don't take it from his bratty kids
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
Swelling of hands, feet, and ankles along with bruising is a tell, tell sign of serious heart problems...Fingers crossed America...
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
Someone really needs to take his car keys...
πππ€CJπ€¨π€£π§πππΊπΈ (@cnice59.bsky.social) reposted
She truly is βBrain deadβ. What a sick individualβ¦. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
They should sue, take her ass to court for "stepping" on their 1st amendment right of expression, and get their job back (if they want it)...
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
He's another one who needs to GO!!!
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
Oh look! Something different...he's playing golf...
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
I don't know about anyone else, but I'm sick of these two medically uneducated assholes making decisions about OUR health...
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
Nope! You can't ban that just like you CAN'T ban the "tush push"...
Governor Wes Moore (@govwesmoore.bsky.social) reposted
The federal government wants to treat Baltimore like a punchline. 10 toes down, Iβm saying itβs not.
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
Right now, the federal government IS a punchline!
Phoenixπ₯ (@fivetimessix.bsky.social) reposted
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π²ππππππ (@gmf1369.bsky.social) reposted
#GVerse #Disturbing What is she doing? π€£ #Incest
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
Did I read this right? Are childhood memories coming to the surface? She knows her father's penis size??? Really???
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
He IS something special...
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
Post. Of. The. Day!!!
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
Why on earth would they EVER want to put that skank on their cover???
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
WTF is wrong with this person (he's no man, that's for sure)
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
If I could, I would...TRUST ME!!! Good to see ya luv!!!
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
Great dance tune!
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
THIS! This is what a GREAT leader does! #SlavaUkrainii
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait! Larry Krasner wants to prosecute someone??? Really??? This is a first...Just ask any Philadelphian...
Steve Schmidt (@thewarningses.bsky.social) reposted
Everyone in America is going to pay the price for Donald Trump.
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
We already are...In fact, we've been paying for that asshole since he rode down that tacky escalator in 2015...
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
Why do I feel like every day my country is falling farther and farther down the abyss???
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
Dear RepubliCONS: This is just a bit of information...WE'RE COMING FOR YOUR SEATS...ALL OF THEM!!! Sincerely, US
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
I love Peter Paul & Mary's version
π Dougπ LSUπ (@ancient0.bsky.social) reposted
Start at the White House! The rest will take care of it self! ππ»Trump
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure they're questioning their decisions as to why they signed up
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
And the Supreme Court could give a flying fuck! Just sayin'
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
Does "Do Ya" by ELO count???
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
One of my all time favorite songs...Love the fact that they used it in "Guardians of the Galaxy"...
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
Has that asshole looked in the mirror lately???
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)
People didn't vote for a dictator...They voted for a PRESIDENT! Not me, however, I voted for Kamala!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
They can do better...Sooooo much better...
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
To carry what???
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
And he knows this how???
Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent
Well...They got what they wanted, right???