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Darlene

@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social

Loving life on the Jersey Shore. If I come across as sarcastic, please forgive me, I mean no harm unless you're a Cowboys, Giants, Commanders, Braves, or Mets fan!!! #FlyEaglesFly #RingTheBell #BlueCrew Oh yeah, I was @jrsyshrgrl on Twitter

created November 19, 2024

3,881 followers 3,947 following 1,088 posts

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Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

Dear Nate Silver, Stop speaking for the rest of us. Just sit in the back of the classroom with your "mouth" shut. Oh yeah, FUCK YOU, I'm normal and so are my followers...

2/9/2025, 1:36:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

Acct suspended

2/9/2025, 1:23:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

We all knew there was a cute face under all that fur...

1/9/2025, 4:56:47 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm from New Jersey, and would like to request that you please run for President in 2028. America needs you!!! Thank you and Happy Labor Day...

1/9/2025, 4:54:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

Let alone that most pharmaceuticals are manufactured over there...

1/9/2025, 4:52:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

Well they have to throw his shitty diapers somewhere and the best place is "Trump's Rose Garden"

1/9/2025, 4:51:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

I just wrote to my congressmen to let him know that we Americans are tired of the RepubliCON party having no backbone. I told him his was missing. I told him that RFK Jr is killing us and told him to grow a backbone and do something about it. I said I hope he loses his seat. That and more!

1/9/2025, 3:25:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

I swear he has it

1/9/2025, 3:11:29 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

Hmmm...Could it be that there were a lot of immigrants working there and now they can't make budget???

1/9/2025, 3:06:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

Nancy did of course!

1/9/2025, 3:02:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

1/9/2025, 3:00:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

If anyone in my immediate family gets sick or DIES because this asshole, cause I'll sue his ass for everything he has and that of his wife. I hope they have a good lawyer...

1/9/2025, 2:58:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

Post. Of. The. Night!!!

1/9/2025, 2:54:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

Works for me, what about you???

1/9/2025, 2:53:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

Wait! He must be sick if he's signing off at 9:54pm...

1/9/2025, 2:52:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

And counting

1/9/2025, 2:51:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

Ladies and Gentlemen that live along the coast, make sure all of your insurance premiums are paid, including your flood insurance (issued by FEMA). And remember, just because you have $250,000 in coverage doesn't mean you'll get paid $250,000...Have any questions, just ask... Love, me!

1/9/2025, 2:51:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn, I miss him soooooooooooooooooooo much!

1/9/2025, 2:47:08 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

ABC, CBS, CNN, NBC have all bowed to a man-child that doesn't deserve it. Thankfully, I don't watch any of them, including MSNBC...

1/9/2025, 2:45:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

Does Ron know he has his white go go boots???

1/9/2025, 12:57:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

What would I want to say??? "Congratulations, you're a fucking asshole"...Just sayin'

1/9/2025, 12:56:27 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted

The Giuliani thing sounds like a botched hit

31/8/2025, 8:15:57 PM | 252 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

You know the "mob," they NEVER forget

1/9/2025, 12:50:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted

He obviously knows where he’s going.

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31/8/2025, 9:00:50 PM | 11650 1644 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

And he doesn't want him...

1/9/2025, 12:46:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

Time to elect the youngins...

1/9/2025, 12:43:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

Maybe tonight's the night???

1/9/2025, 12:42:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

He has a wife & children that he treats as pets, so...

1/9/2025, 12:40:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

How about we stay here and he leaves???

1/9/2025, 12:38:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

When is going to learn that his precious executive orders don't mean shit??? THEY'RE NOT LAWS!!!

1/9/2025, 12:37:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel A. Hoyt (@danhoyt.bsky.social) reposted

RFK Jr., driving away with Rudy Guliani tied to the roof of his car

31/8/2025, 10:19:33 PM | 5105 646 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

OMG! AWESOME!!!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

1/9/2025, 12:35:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ’™ J. H. White (@slick-50.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

If we're taking bets, I'm going with Chlamydia

31/8/2025, 7:00:40 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm thinking more syphilis

31/8/2025, 11:53:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

That's right, she's 17 and brilliant!!!

31/8/2025, 6:58:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine the celebrations in the streets...

31/8/2025, 6:55:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

They made a mistake...He's wearing a gray cap today

31/8/2025, 6:53:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

Yes...Yes it is!

31/8/2025, 6:51:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

Wonderful story, but very much bittersweet...

31/8/2025, 6:50:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

What happened to her? Did her face fall off again???

31/8/2025, 6:43:54 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

She's such a fucking idiot

31/8/2025, 6:41:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

Why doesn't a reporter just come out and ask him "Are you ok, Mr President"??

31/8/2025, 6:40:05 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

Hmmmm....Does Cheryl know???

31/8/2025, 6:39:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

It sucks to us, right???

31/8/2025, 6:38:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

And he wants a Nobel Peace Prize...Yeah, right!

31/8/2025, 6:37:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

Every fucking day media members MUST questions them on their decision of approving a total idiot to run HHS...

31/8/2025, 6:35:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

Once again...GOVERNORS, ASSEMBLE!!!!

31/8/2025, 6:32:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted

I guess he changed hats and won’t go anywhere near the press for 5 days for no particular reason. Also can’t get any video of him actually playing golf from the usual sources.

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31/8/2025, 4:55:13 PM | 8803 1889 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe we'll wake up tomorrow and death DOESN'T take a holiday...

31/8/2025, 6:28:29 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture marnier.bsky.social (@marnier.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I slept through con law….but this seems pretty straight forward.

31/8/2025, 11:09:56 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

What if he dies? We'll all cheer???

31/8/2025, 2:13:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

I'm in, are you???

31/8/2025, 2:10:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

Hmmm...I wonder if Kari had to replace her knee pads yet???

31/8/2025, 2:07:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

That means you, Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries...

31/8/2025, 2:02:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted

SIGNS OF FASCISM πŸͺ§

31/8/2025, 12:42:58 AM | 8356 3360 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

One Word: COWARD!!!

31/8/2025, 1:55:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

Absofuckinlutely!!!

31/8/2025, 1:05:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

They're all incompetent...

31/8/2025, 1:03:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture giantsigh.bsky.social (@giantsigh.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Sue for damages

30/8/2025, 11:58:12 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

If for anything, back pay and benefits...

31/8/2025, 12:14:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Man In The High Castle πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ—žοΈπŸ“šπŸ€¬ (@davek67.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Two peas in a pod!

30/8/2025, 7:52:56 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

Just don't take it from his bratty kids

30/8/2025, 7:37:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

Swelling of hands, feet, and ankles along with bruising is a tell, tell sign of serious heart problems...Fingers crossed America...

30/8/2025, 7:36:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

Someone really needs to take his car keys...

30/8/2025, 7:30:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ€”CJπŸ€¨πŸ€£πŸ§πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ (@cnice59.bsky.social) reposted

She truly is β€œBrain dead”. What a sick individual…. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

30/8/2025, 6:14:13 PM | 726 255 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

They should sue, take her ass to court for "stepping" on their 1st amendment right of expression, and get their job back (if they want it)...

30/8/2025, 7:23:17 PM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

He's another one who needs to GO!!!

30/8/2025, 7:19:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

Oh look! Something different...he's playing golf...

30/8/2025, 7:18:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm sick of these two medically uneducated assholes making decisions about OUR health...

30/8/2025, 7:15:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

Nope! You can't ban that just like you CAN'T ban the "tush push"...

30/8/2025, 7:12:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Governor Wes Moore (@govwesmoore.bsky.social) reposted

The federal government wants to treat Baltimore like a punchline. 10 toes down, I’m saying it’s not.

30/8/2025, 12:34:26 AM | 247 60 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

Right now, the federal government IS a punchline!

30/8/2025, 1:32:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PhoenixπŸ”₯ (@fivetimessix.bsky.social) reposted

go.bsky.app/94bWXBd

29/8/2025, 7:10:02 PM | 219 128 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•²π–†π–Šπ–™π–†π–“π–” (@gmf1369.bsky.social) reposted

#GVerse #Praying πŸ‘‡ πŸ™ 🀲

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29/8/2025, 7:32:41 PM | 58 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π•²π–†π–Šπ–™π–†π–“π–” (@gmf1369.bsky.social) reposted

#GVerse #Disturbing What is she doing? 🀣 #Incest

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29/8/2025, 7:41:23 PM | 101 37 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

Did I read this right? Are childhood memories coming to the surface? She knows her father's penis size??? Really???

29/8/2025, 8:25:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

He IS something special...

29/8/2025, 8:20:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

Post. Of. The. Day!!!

29/8/2025, 8:17:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

Why on earth would they EVER want to put that skank on their cover???

27/8/2025, 11:25:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

WTF is wrong with this person (he's no man, that's for sure)

27/8/2025, 8:51:18 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

If I could, I would...TRUST ME!!! Good to see ya luv!!!

27/8/2025, 8:49:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

Great dance tune!

27/8/2025, 8:46:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

THIS! This is what a GREAT leader does! #SlavaUkrainii

27/8/2025, 8:45:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait! Larry Krasner wants to prosecute someone??? Really??? This is a first...Just ask any Philadelphian...

27/8/2025, 8:41:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Schmidt (@thewarningses.bsky.social) reposted

Everyone in America is going to pay the price for Donald Trump.

27/8/2025, 7:39:17 PM | 156 44 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

We already are...In fact, we've been paying for that asshole since he rode down that tacky escalator in 2015...

27/8/2025, 8:38:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

Why do I feel like every day my country is falling farther and farther down the abyss???

27/8/2025, 8:36:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

Dear RepubliCONS: This is just a bit of information...WE'RE COMING FOR YOUR SEATS...ALL OF THEM!!! Sincerely, US

27/8/2025, 5:32:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

I love Peter Paul & Mary's version

27/8/2025, 5:29:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ’› DougπŸ’œ LSUπŸ’› (@ancient0.bsky.social) reposted

Start at the White House! The rest will take care of it self! πŸ–•πŸ»Trump

27/8/2025, 12:50:27 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sure they're questioning their decisions as to why they signed up

27/8/2025, 1:12:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

And the Supreme Court could give a flying fuck! Just sayin'

26/8/2025, 10:08:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

Does "Do Ya" by ELO count???

26/8/2025, 10:03:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

One of my all time favorite songs...Love the fact that they used it in "Guardians of the Galaxy"...

26/8/2025, 9:59:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

Has that asshole looked in the mirror lately???

26/8/2025, 9:57:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social)

People didn't vote for a dictator...They voted for a PRESIDENT! Not me, however, I voted for Kamala!!!!!!!!!!!!

26/8/2025, 7:14:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

They can do better...Sooooo much better...

26/8/2025, 7:12:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

To carry what???

26/8/2025, 7:10:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

And he knows this how???

26/8/2025, 7:08:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darlene (@darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social) reply parent

Well...They got what they wanted, right???

26/8/2025, 6:11:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view