It means he hasn't hit a sports parlay bet in six months.
Once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
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It means he hasn't hit a sports parlay bet in six months.
He never had a future in music.
I have a dream
Molding is more like it. Definitely not rutting.
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BREAKING: WH Releases Epstein Files.
Happy Ward day!
This should be getting far more attention from the media, and it should be investigated as a hate crime. A 14-year-old Black teen was targeted, beaten, and dehumanized with racial slurs by white teens while people stood around cheering. 1/4
That's his plan for avoiding facing accountability for his malpractice as secretary.
BREAKING NEWS: Mexico has agreed to pay for the funeral.
He's lively as hell in reruns!
NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE
There are just as many inside, too.
He should fly to Burning Man and hold a rally in the middle of the day.
Roger Clemens took drugs?
I don't know what the deal with the president is, but I hope he's receiving the best medical treatments RFKjr can think of.
Holiday weekend is almost over. He needs an excuse to hide from the cameras on Tuesday...he just had his cabinet come worship him last week. I don't know that he's got the stamina for another one of those.
Saw KPOP Demon Hunters tonight...it was a sing-along night (lyrics on the screen). As soon as the movie started the aisles were filled with 5-7 year old girls singing along word for word and hitting the pitch on the chorus. Super fun way to watch that movie.
He should hold an outdoor rally in Arizona in the middle of the day. That'll teach us to doubt his health.
This is the next best thing to Karoline Leavitt saying he's healthy.
Or it's personal. You never know with the internet. (~);-}
It's one of the features of lists here. Someone adds your name to a block list for whatever reason, and everyone subscribed to that list has you blocked.
Be better still if editors responded to reporters with, "I can't print that."
What about at night? 🥴😂😂👇🏼💙
I left the hellsite three years ago. I have no interest in what they say to themselves there. It seems silly to give them a voice here.
It needs to be more than Maxine. And it needs to be on multiple networks. Also, release the damn Epstein evidence.
Worse. They're all grifters who benefit financially from their cabinet roles, and they have no interest in seeing him lose his position as that would trigger infighting and the risk of being held accountable.
This is the kind of content people go to X for?
Put Martha Rattatz down in the 'Trump can be president forever' column.
These quote post chains are often fun. Derry Girls FTW.
They just assumed Trump would win the trade war he started.
So he's still alive. And he resents Americans having an extra day to mock him.
San Gregorio store has two bathrooms. "If you stand to pee use this one.". "If you sit to pee use this one."
He's sunsetting and he will become even more erratic as his fear of mortality eats at his gut.
Can confirm.
It's okay to think but don't share. Snowflakes are hypersensitive. The desire to share can be overwhelming, I agree. Resist.
Damn these boys make the new tile entry look good.
(~);-} ... for life.
Poor state. Almost feel sorry for them.
Starbucks people are weird. Drive thru is six cars deep and the place is empty inside...I know because I used the toilet there...something else you can't do at the drive thru.
Your guess is as good as mine. All I know is he looks like shit in that picture.
Others pointed it out, but I can't remember him ever carrying a coat...you can see his feet in full shuffle in this shot.
Well, we know his team reads social media, because this proof of life moment was well choreographed. The coat on a hangar is a nice touch. Hides his shuffling legs.
This would apply to more than one fatal crash I suspect.
That man's not swinging a golf club today. He may play the back 9 at Walter Reed.
All kidding aside, suffering from both leprosy & syphilis at 79 is no joke, but I am sure whatever cure RFKjr is mixing up will get him back on the golf course in no time.
At a time like this it's important to remember he has a wife and kids, and all of them can get fucked too
I see and I hear and I speak no evil; I carry no malice within my breast; yet quite without wishing a man to the Devil one may be permitted to hope for the best. -“An Ethical Grook” by Piet Hein
At some point in the not too distant future the conventional wisdom will be that this was a period where the US focused on dumb shit while China took the lead in multiple domains
Truth Social's dead, too
I don't know about you, but I'd feel a lot better if Karoline Leavitt came out and said everything is fine.
Googling sad versions of YMCA just in case
I consider what Tillis, Ernst, Tuberville, and other Republicans are doing an act of patriotism. They're too pathetic to stand up to Trump so vacating their seats is the next best thing.
Come on guys, this speculation is gross. He's just stuck in the bathtub, like Taft.
ah ok maybe he is just on the way to burning man i hear the traffic is always crazy there and they have just terrible internet service
I remember Lou Reed quoting that from Yeats during Street Hassle on a live album.
She misses the simple life of castrating pigs. But yeah, if she had a shred of integrity she would have blocked Hegseth and taken the two weeks of verbal abuse from 47.
Make it a liver sausage pineapple bong and you'll be a hero.
I could have been a Pip. I would have been a good Pip...9 year old Pip, but a damn good one. www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0F9...
Now spinning at the groove pit.
I said he'd start taking 4 day 'golf weekends' soon. His army of personal physicians probably have him hooked up to an IV right now pumping him full of nutrients to offset the diuretics pulling excess fluid from his extremities.
There's no consequence for being a racist elected official in Texas. Try to hold him accountable and he'll say he's a victim of intolerance.
New entry surface at the groove pit. Will be able to walk on it in a few hours.
I think it's odd that he chose his booking photo.
Hire unvetted assholes to treat immigrants like criminals and they will behave the way you would expect. "It appears the judge’s decision to shut down the camp infuriated the guards, who have sadistically taken out their anger on the remaining immigrants at the facility." Ya think?
Just in case you forgot…
The Troof Soshul post written by Agolf Twitler calling his VP "a fat dope" and proclaiming himself "the healthiest President that has ever lived" coming down the pike in 5… 4… 3…
Most Americans are not so insecure that they worry more about the rights of gun owners than the lives of children. But our leaders listen to the few. It's time to replace them with leaders who will listen to the many.
NEW: Kilmar Abrego Garcia is asking a federal judge for a gag order against Kristi Noem, Pam Bondi and their subordinates. w/ @joshgerstein.bsky.social www.politico.com/news/2025/08...
Share this tweet if you are down for a national walkout.
Wait...do I need to be a Packer fan to do this? Go #Vikings!
Cocktails and appetizers with the neighbors. It's good to host again. We've all been busy and haven't done anything together most of the summer.
JD's already measuring the drapes.
Somewhere orbiting the earth are several comets made up entirely of human urine. My only hope is that the piss-blocks eventually fly at 17,000 mph into Starlink satellites.
That is so cool.
Forgot yesterday was Yacht Club Wednesday so I had to take them today.
So now anyone can be a malicious hacker? AI is changing how we do things.
He suffers from mitochondrial revolt. Even the mitochondria in his own body find him revolting.
I think that's Boeing's way of saying it'll never get off the ground and will be canceled soon.
Seph Lawless
I wasn't going to write about Taylor Swift's engagement, but people kept asking for my take. So here's my take: it's totally unsurprising that a 35 year old woman would marry her boyfriend of 2 years. It means nothing about a cultural shift away from feminism www.cartoonshateher.com/p/women-marr...
@murray.senate.gov 1-Call our delegation. Ask them to push an impeachment hearing inquiry into Kennedy. 2-craft a bill that (a)restores the COVID label (indications/warnings) to the vaxx’s, (b)memorializes as law the current childhood vaxx recommendations and (c) says that any future changes can
By the time our Outlaw Prez finishes decorating the White House the whole place is going to look like Saddam Hussein's bedroom. Unfortunately, the government may look like Saddam's too.
Wait...Gowdy admits we have a young white male problem? How do we keep guns out of the hands of young white males? This is what happens when the gravity of he event overwhelms their planned talking points.
Imagine being on that grand jury. Of all the cases you got presented in a given session suddenly there's an actual sandwich you're asked to indict.
⚡️Ukraine hits Russian cruise missile carrier near occupied Crimea, intelligence claims. Ukrainian military intelligence (HUR) hit a Russian Buyan-M-class small missile ship, a carrier of Kalibr cruise missiles, near Russian-occupied Crimea in the Azov Sea on Aug. 28, HUR reported.
NEWS: Japan's top trade negotiator Ryosei Akazawa CANCELS his visit to the United States this week. (Kyodo)
America really is the cybertruck of countries. Jesus.
basic human rights are not something u put up to debate like some influencer game show shit
⚡️Russian oil refinery in Samara Oblast in flames after drone attack, media reports. The Novokuibyshevsk refinery has a production capacity of 8.3 million metric tons of oil per year. The facility reportedly halted production in early August after being damaged by Ukrainian drones.
I'm okay with him living in a trailer behind a Cracker Barrel...it's his life.
Man, I hope this fucker doesn't notice the shade of my aura at an airport.
It's time to remove Robert F. Kennedy Jr from government before he kills us all
This is good, very, very good.
“A double-tap strike… Israel has killed more journalists in Gaza than all journalists killed in wars since World War 2 combined…” @chrislhayes @krystalmball @esaagar @aymanm cover the horrific Nasser hospital strikes, where rescue workers were targeted. Not a “mishap”.
