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This slaps hard
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This slaps hard
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Pooping is necessary so we don't die. X is unnecessary and full of 💩 Both involve turds and flushing.
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Yep 100%
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep, I forgot the exact number but I knew it was low. Thank you.
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
There's been fewer than 10 trans shooters in 10 years. That's about 0.11% - less than a quarter of 1% Cis/het/white/men make up nearly 60% of all shooters. They also make up nearly 3/4 of all violent and sexually based offenses.
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
Heterosexual, cisgender, white men make up nearly 70% of all violent and sexually based crimes. Mass shooters are also typically carried out by a cis, hetero, white male in their 30s, making up nearly 3/4 of all shooters. There's been fewer than 10 trans shooters in America in the last 10 years.
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
Fedex sucks so much 😑
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
This is terrifying because this does happen in real life - for those that may not know. They're fascinating, powerful creatures, and yet, so easily susceptible to the perils of wild life. Gorgeous piece and one of my favorite animals!
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
Waiting for your coffee to finish brewing at the ass crack of dawn like... ((QRP with your own caption))
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
Well, I tried playing Cyberpunk 2077 and... it's so boring! 😴
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't feed the troll. They're starving for attention.
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
Not to sound like you can't dislike something, but game 2 and season 2 have a lot of other reasons for negative reviews than just dislike for the game. That said. I'd love a prequel with Joel and Tommy doing what they did or even a new spin for the series.
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
No one is making you watch or play or consume things you don't want to. LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS!!
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
I loved the second one and so do a lot of other people. It's not just dislike but sexism and bigotry that has caused a lot of neg reviews about it. I personally can't wait for season 3 when everything starts popping off.
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
That was a lot of misinformation in such a short series of replies. Bigots are weird and basic.
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RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
Most other politicians are in court or at rallies fighting tyranny. They're too busy for Xitter fights. Newsome is loud. Throwing blind loyalty behind someone is how we got here. Everyone seems to forget that.
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
Them: gavin newsom is amazing he tells it like it is Me: that sounds familiar. Them: he's nothing like trump, and at least he's doing something. Where's everyone else? Me: at literal town hall meetings, in courts, and assisting in their own states... we need an adult not another child in office.
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
Every time my dog lunges on me, chomps on my hand playfully, or licks my face, I am reminded of how lucky that I am that this behemoth of a dog doesn't have super powers like Krypto 🤣 That Superman scene at the end lives rent-free in my head. I won't spoil it, but... yeah, it's accurate to my life.
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
No, it's not. It's not fixing anything. It's just further punishing the impoverished. www.newsweek.com/snap-junk-fo...
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
Happy's Place is cute, but the heart-to-heart moments feel forced and excessive, which takes away from the show, in my opinion. Overall, it's still a fun, light-hearted sitcom with decent jokes.
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
Tom MacDonald once again proving to all of us that he never got enough education or love as a child... 🙄
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RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
Started playing around on a few things today while I go through my web dev course. Feels daunting at times, but it's really fascinating. Some programs weren't compatible with my OS but fortunately alternatives exist lol!
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
LITERALLY 🤣🤣🤣
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine the privilege you must have if a company rebrand is the most triggering thing in your life 🙄
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
Really disappointed with DeviantArt allowing and catering to AI content. My feed is flooded with it and actual artists I'd like to see more of are buried... gen AI is not art nor is it creative. It is theft. #genai #noai #deviantart
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
That's the worst, most inaccurate analogy I've ever read...
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing about that opinion is a fact. It's based on misinformation and transphobic, sexist ideology.
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
Getting mad at people for not wanting to support their literal oppressors is wild to me...
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, yes, there are. 😞
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
Just got blocked for saying Newsom was just like Trump in a lot of ways and that saying mean tweets isnt action. Newsome fans are jumping blindly behind him failing to realize Trump probably wont leave easily if at all. Solidarity in these moments is crucial. No more room for luke warm allyship.
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
She blocked me. Almost like I made valid points 🤷♀️
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing will be solved right now bc you assume Trump will leave peacefully. Focus your anger on that, not blind allegiance to a Trump jr jr.
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
That's exactly what you're doing while pretending you're taking action.
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not saying there is one, but throwing blind loyalty behind a man who is using social media to make himself look good is exactly how we all ended up here first. Actions are louder than tweets and if he's willing to toss millions under the bus he's definitely not a solution.
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
Supporting someone who's not going to screw over already marginalized communities is a start.
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
Liberal Arts is literally the fundamental basic of most degrees, including doctors, scientists, engineers, historians, etc...
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
That's incredible!
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
Bahaha thank you 😅🤣
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
I saw this movie as a kid on TV and absolutely adored it! I forgot all about it until today. Totally watching it rn! RIP Kirstie Alley ❤️
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
Post a non religious photo you think of as holy. Danny Devito is my god now. Everything else is just DERIVATIVE 😏
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a lot wrong with my spine. I've seen 8 providers/specialists in 2 states with 2 years of documentation. Insurance has fought me every step of the way for everything. I need pain injections and a spinal tap as well as major back surgery, and they keep denying me. I feel so much for her. Its BS
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
This is too cute ❤️
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a turtle orgy if I ever did see one. And I'm seeing one...
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
Movies you've watched more than 6 times using GIFs. No Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR. (At 14 my BFF and I decided to watch this movie every day for a year. I've literally seen this movie 350+ times and still love it. Fairuza is an absolute ICON!)
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
Here's the alive and dead redraw of The Little Mermaid inspired by Tim Burton. This an alt reality where Sebastian was eaten by the chef so he's not in the second pic haha! These were so hard to do to resemble each other, but a lot of fun! #thelittlemermaid #mermaid #Disney #TimBurton
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
Years ago I made 2 drawings of The Little Mermaid, but in Tim Burton's style. One was alive and one was skeletal. I already shared the alive comparison, so here's the dead. I left out Sebastian bc crabs don't have bones lol Left: A few years ago Right: Today #mermaid #Disney #skeleton #fish
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
Me when people say they don't like horror movies ☠️
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
This is dope!!!!! #squirtlegang 😎
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Ludo - He's a monster with a heart of gold, super strength, and the power to call rocks to fight by his side.
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
Stay safe everyone!
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
I miss voice acting. Think I might get back into it at some point. I almost did a radio show based on Dragon Age, but the production company canceled it before it even began. I also had a short-lived podcast that was fun.
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
If you see me at the club this is what you'll find (Never been to a club but I did used to throw raves)
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
Me: *leaves house for 10 minutes to get a coffee* My dog:
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ALT Text: A small dog curls up beside a cow that was resting in some hay. The two rest peacefully beside each other.
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
I just realized I have 300+ followers. I think the last time I looked I was 220 or something like that. Thank you for the love everyone ❤️ I'm oblivious to things 99.9% of the time.
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
I've looked for glasses I was wearing... for half an hour. The ADHD struggle is real 🤣🤣🤣
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
I edited it sloppy af in the wrong format to match his personality and poor comprehension skills.
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My essence captured in a gif
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YEET
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
I made so many mistakes redoing this, but I'm forcing myself to draw to get out of this slump I've been in, even if it looks bad lol! On the left is from a few years ago, and the right was today. The Little Mermaid draw in Tim Burton's style. #Disney #TimBurton #art #mermaid
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
Seriously tho!!! I think my favorite were the verde ones.
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
He's always defending the worst people. Haven't been a fan of his for a while now. It's a shame.
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
Me: Realizes I'm out of coffee. Me: Finds instant coffee I bought on accident months ago. Me: Pours ¼ cup into 10 oz mug, adds hot water, and stirs. Me: Drinks half the mug and then wonders how much I should have used. The Instructions: 'One rounded TEASPOON for every 6 oz.' Me 2 hours later:
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
Trying to be creative during a slump is like ...
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Haha well she's adorable either way ^_^ Lovely work
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
Me wondering why I have GERD flareups. And no, that's not all of the hot sauces that I have. Yes, I also have jalapeños and spicy salsa in the fridge 🤣 I don't mess around when it comes to spice!
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Is that Sabrina ❤️
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Boom
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This
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That name is fantastic ❤️
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
Casper is all growed up 👻
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm kind of not surprised angels are dom tops.
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
Those are decent bp readings, and it's a great idea to have this - i have one 2. My bp always skyrockets at appts bc of anxiety and I too have ADHD/high bp. 4 me it's hypervigilance and past trauma associated with hospital that triggers it. glad you're doing what you can 2 get the help u need. 🙂
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
They're adorable 😍
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I just looked him up. I've never heard of him before, but I'll watch season 5 next! I've only watched s19 and I'm halfway through s4, but this show is so much better than I expected to be. I hope more American comedians do it (like 1 per season would be plenty lol)
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
On today's episode of an American watching British tv: Watching season 4 taskmaster mostly because I saw Noel Fielding was in it, and I knew it would be brilliant. But like... Lolly Adefope and Mel Giedroyc are the absolute cutest and must be protected at all cost. #taskmaster
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
Which one is my favorite? Yes. They're all fantastic. I can't even pick 🤣
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
It's a very chilly morning today. Toby and I are wrapped up in a blanket together while I sip on some hot coffee. ❤️
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
God's favorite idiot, Deadpool (Wade Wilson). I especially love Ryan Reynolds' portrayal of him. He's a lunatic but he actually cares deeply about others... in his own way.
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
Not a lot of horror art sticks with me, but these do. Reminds me of Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark but worse - and I mean that in the best way! Creepy, gross, but oddly captivating!
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
I hate all of these in the best possible way! Your work is absolutely awesome 🤘
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
They're basically real life Pokémon ❤️
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
Post a character that is most like you irl
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
Exactly. Newsom is not the answer.
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
I've seen them all, unfortunately. The Exorcist movies made me laugh more than anything, but the story line was pretty interesting. The Thing is great! I love a good cosmic horror flick!
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
Give me #horror movie suggestions. (I've seen most) I'm not into slashers. I love supernatural and creature feature flicks. A few of my favorites are: The Ritual (2017) Hell House LLC (2015) Hellraiser (the og and the remake) The Howling (1981) Howl (2015) Trick r Treat (2007)
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
All jokes aside, you know someone is going to be REALLY into that idea 🤣
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
*ralph picks up the ring as hordes of enemies flock around him*
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
He literally doesn't fight for everyone though...
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
Dear scammers, You should feel bad for using literal tragedies to prey on people's sympathies, especially since you're stealing money away from those that may desperately need it. Go after people with money, not those struggling just to get by. Sincerely, All of society
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
This little fella escaped a mass of spider webs and fell into some wet grass. He's just resting while his wings dry. Paper wasps are great for pest control and pollination. They're also rarely aggressive as long as you respect their space.
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
That's incredible!
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social)
Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the one ring... (Krypto is a very good boy)
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
That scene psychologically ruined my mind as a 13 year old when it came out 🤣 This drawing is brutal! Lol
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
You know someone put their lightsaber in that...
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
They have no intention of finding "peace."
RED (DashedTaters) (@dashedtaters.bsky.social) reply parent
Klaus from Umbrella Academy. He's an eccentric pansexual with a tragic back story that just loves love. He's tragic but a hopeless romantic, and his story was honestly my favorite.