David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Father of five, #bucks, #packers, #brewers, #software #architect, #domaindrivendesign, #founder @mach9.bsky.poker, Scrabble and #poker, #interactivefiction, lives in Gold Coast #Chicago. Janny Wurts fan. Open to appropriate meetups/dates. ššš ally he/him
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view profile on Bluesky David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep. Marry me.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
They are correct.š¤·āāļø
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
I think we leave ārealityā with warp travel and beaming technology. Spockās blood is there for bonesā to complain.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
You know this is as-designed. Theyāre laughing at us while they do it.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
Tidal has super high quality streams as well. I switched when they paid Rogan.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like we should be able to help each other with these things.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
Iād like to see them move to a larger space with high ceilings.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
Highly recommend wearing noise canceling headphones. The ghost is very loud.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)
Embarrassed to say my 25yo daughter has a flat tire on the highway in Austin and is clueless about how to change it. #dadfail #austin
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you been to Galloping Ghost yet?
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
Cherry Bombs.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
There should be a version of the Star-Spangled Banner where corks pop and champagne flows.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
I could write a paper on this. AI is embedded in the posting and applicant filtering systems now. Thereās anecdotal evidence these systems are filtering by age and other protected classes. AI in tech jobs is now mandatory and expecting higher returns for lower wages. This market is unprecedented.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
Very cute photo.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
RFK, Jr probably dreams of digging her up.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
1986 Milwaukee Summerfest amphitheater: Paul Simon and Lady Black Mambazo/Graceland tour. Stunning show.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)
The comments. Man, we all share the same pain.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
Use wsl and bash. Way easier. Claude canāt do powershell well at all.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah. Itāll just make their investors pay. No way global corporations let go of the possibility of dramatically replacing workers.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
Perfectly perfect
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
Man. Talk about putting your dick in the mouth of a wolverine.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
decapitationalism
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
He also thinks Obama is a secret Muslim spy for Al Qaeda.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
I encourage people to block me.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the path the non-Nazi Germans took. Appeasement. those who ignore history....
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
I once was at Portilloās in Chicago ordering dinner with my kids. We got ticket 42 and the total was $42.42. I said to the kid, āThe Heart of Gold must be parked outside,ā and without missing a beat the kid said, āI think youāre right.ā š¤Æ
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently, David has a good heart.š¤·āāļøššš
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
All good. It was a false positive ekg. Iām home.
Pat (@endcase.bsky.social) reposted
I would love to see a cooking show where they do everything in a home kitchen (a small one). No little glass bowls of each spice set out. No pre-prepared chicken breasts read to go. Everything done by scratch. Then let them say "it's an easy meal to whip up in 30 minutes!" Fuck you.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
Iāve been doing this all wrong, I guess.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)
Guess where I landed tonight? Keeping me overnight for a stress test and potential stent. The first ekg they do for vitals was not good.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
DNF. She has writing talent, but needs like five serious proofreaders and a no-BS editor. Plot was incoherent and the characters were all over the place.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
I think you have good intentions, but maybe this was a thought you should have kept private. Like thinking your friendās wife is hot.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
Moiderzkitten (@moiderzkitten.bsky.social) reposted
youtube.com/watch?v=3Xri... Evergreen
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
Theyāre not gonna go anywhere near 63rd street or west Garfield Park. Guaranteed.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. It's annoying. I just have this random "clean this room" switch that flips on.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)
I had a dream last night that one of Musk's tech-boys grew a conscience, reported they hacked the election with proof, and this led to a complete overturning of the executive branch and Kamala was sworn in as the President.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
Itās worse. The recruiting cycle has been corrupted by AI thatās very likely filtering out older applicants. It was first a way to properly spread postings, but itās invaded the āoptimal listā logic, which used to be human controlled.
Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted
Game on.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
I definitely did not misread hungry for a different word that ends in Y and starts with H.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)
Thereās layers to this shit. I aināt Tiramisu.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)
3hrs of sleep before all day meetings is suboptimal. Kill me now.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
What if they donāt want to sit at my computer and build text adventures.š³
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
You probably need to do a follow-up to cover the flip side. Iāve recently constructed formal guardrails for designing and implementing complex software using Anthropicās Claude Opus 4.1. This is huge. Most in tech know no AGI is imminent and humans get bored quickly. Weāll adapt and be fine.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)
#if #interactivefiction #sharpee
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
I bet itās alot.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
Followed, but not sure this is the best way to fall in love.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)
Itās a good thing we didnāt call it š¶Modern Jizzš¶.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
I have this obsession with 42 East Schiller. I want to buy that building, but I need one of my startup ideas to actually work first.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
Youāve handled it exceedingly wellā¦. ā¦for a trollop.š
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David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)
Mood tidal.com/browse/track...
Graeme Phillips (@graemephillips.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Itās really time for a centre-right purge of the Democratic Party. Itās clear as day from the outside looking in
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)
Has anyone noticed that since Will Smith bitch-slapped Chris Rock that Chris Rock has finally shut the fuck up? Smith was out of line, but the result is wonderful.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)
#sharpee #cloakofdarkness #interactivefiction sharpee.plover.net/sharpee-cloa... Major milestone. A simple story runs in Sharpee.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
I didnāt have a pc at home until 1994. In retrospect, thatās when I still had a broad social and outdoor life.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
Two cups of Cheerios a day. Trust me.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
Like youāre fine sitting and when you stand up your bladder inflates and says, āfuck you, you waited too long. This is gonna hurt.ā
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry lady thatās MY middle name.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
Itās a grift.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
He must have a Bluesky account.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
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David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
Pocket Pancakes and Andrew Vaughn.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)
#sharpee #interactivefiction #genai
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
Madness.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)
Pocket Pancakes will be a billion dollar business within a year.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
I would by I think Iām hallucinating.š
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
100% AI. No way sheās real. Too smokinā.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
You have to frame this terms of money and power. Cuomo is 100% being driven by wealthy interests.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
My friends and I discovered Flash at the arcade at WI State Fair in 1980 and were obsessed.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)
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David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)
This guy is clueless about the purpose and usage of Bluesky. - no bots - no advertising - user driven moderation - no central manipulative algorithm - no influencer model Wait. All those things are why he hates it.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
Very.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
I turned one down in Munich in 1993. The first girl assured me her travel mate would be fine but all I saw was a death stare.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
My 33rd birthday present.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
Unless they have a Flash pinball game, not worth it.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)
No notes. Just need this once in a while. youtu.be/fU-wH8SrFro?...
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently we donāt have enough assholes for ICE to spend that massive congressional outlay.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
My 20yo son is acting like Saturday night Green Bay game is the start of the regular season.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)
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David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
No one will respect the Brewers until they win a championship. Thatās fine. #thisismycrew
Mach9 Poker (@mach9.bsky.poker) reposted
Updated the website. mach9poker.com
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty sure Bluesky doesnāt generate revenue based on users or activity. So far itās just what it says it is. A public good corporation. It doesnāt support the follower model of other platforms because there is no manipulative algorithm. Sure. A lot of people find that weird and challenging.š¤·āāļø
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
Brewers fans: āHold my beer.ā
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)
The other place is a cesspool of insanity. So grateful for Bluesky.
Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted
Americans are relearning the lesson we learned during the Gilded Age of the late 1890s, when robber barons ran the government and the economy for their own benefit: Oligarchy is incompatible with the common good. I'm hopeful we'll respond with a new progressive movement.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
This is a song you can lucky with.
Hank Green (@hankgreen.bsky.social) reposted
mRNA tech is some of the coolest, most powerful, most promising scifi shit humans are currently doing. They are being investigated to help with cancers, autoimmune diseases, M.S., stroke recovery, heart disease, diabetes, arthritis, and high cholesterol.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
Twice.š
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty sure it wasnāt the suit.
David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)
I viscerally despise the āpay us to remove adsā mobile app business model. Scrabble charges $7.99 every three months and Iād happily pay up front $35/year just to use the app.