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David Cornelson

@david-cornelson.bsky.social

Father of five, #bucks, #packers, #brewers, #software #architect, #domaindrivendesign, #founder @mach9.bsky.poker, Scrabble and #poker, #interactivefiction, lives in Gold Coast #Chicago. Janny Wurts fan. Open to appropriate meetups/dates. 🌈🌈🌈 ally he/him

created July 5, 2023

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Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

2/9/2025, 5:58:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

So do I.

Man with political t-shirt.
2/9/2025, 5:46:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep. Marry me.

2/9/2025, 3:07:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

They are correct.šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

2/9/2025, 3:02:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September

1/9/2025, 5:49:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

I think we leave ā€œrealityā€ with warp travel and beaming technology. Spock’s blood is there for bones’ to complain.

1/9/2025, 4:41:55 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

You know this is as-designed. They’re laughing at us while they do it.

1/9/2025, 4:40:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

Tidal has super high quality streams as well. I switched when they paid Rogan.

31/8/2025, 11:44:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like we should be able to help each other with these things.

31/8/2025, 8:53:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d like to see them move to a larger space with high ceilings.

31/8/2025, 3:31:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

Highly recommend wearing noise canceling headphones. The ghost is very loud.

31/8/2025, 1:53:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)

Embarrassed to say my 25yo daughter has a flat tire on the highway in Austin and is clueless about how to change it. #dadfail #austin

30/8/2025, 5:53:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

Have you been to Galloping Ghost yet?

30/8/2025, 4:49:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

Cherry Bombs.

30/8/2025, 1:35:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

There should be a version of the Star-Spangled Banner where corks pop and champagne flows.

30/8/2025, 1:05:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

I could write a paper on this. AI is embedded in the posting and applicant filtering systems now. There’s anecdotal evidence these systems are filtering by age and other protected classes. AI in tech jobs is now mandatory and expecting higher returns for lower wages. This market is unprecedented.

30/8/2025, 12:59:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

Very cute photo.

30/8/2025, 5:53:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

30/8/2025, 2:32:56 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

RFK, Jr probably dreams of digging her up.

30/8/2025, 1:52:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

1986 Milwaukee Summerfest amphitheater: Paul Simon and Lady Black Mambazo/Graceland tour. Stunning show.

28/8/2025, 6:13:09 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)

The comments. Man, we all share the same pain.

28/8/2025, 11:47:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

Use wsl and bash. Way easier. Claude can’t do powershell well at all.

28/8/2025, 12:08:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah. It’ll just make their investors pay. No way global corporations let go of the possibility of dramatically replacing workers.

28/8/2025, 12:03:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

Perfectly perfect

27/8/2025, 6:19:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

Man. Talk about putting your dick in the mouth of a wolverine.

27/8/2025, 3:58:38 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

decapitationalism

26/8/2025, 11:17:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

He also thinks Obama is a secret Muslim spy for Al Qaeda.

26/8/2025, 4:26:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

I encourage people to block me.

26/8/2025, 4:24:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the path the non-Nazi Germans took. Appeasement. those who ignore history....

26/8/2025, 4:22:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

I once was at Portillo’s in Chicago ordering dinner with my kids. We got ticket 42 and the total was $42.42. I said to the kid, ā€œThe Heart of Gold must be parked outside,ā€ and without missing a beat the kid said, ā€œI think you’re right.ā€ 🤯

26/8/2025, 2:06:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

Apparently, David has a good heart.šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

25/8/2025, 10:58:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

All good. It was a false positive ekg. I’m home.

25/8/2025, 10:57:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pat (@endcase.bsky.social) reposted

I would love to see a cooking show where they do everything in a home kitchen (a small one). No little glass bowls of each spice set out. No pre-prepared chicken breasts read to go. Everything done by scratch. Then let them say "it's an easy meal to whip up in 30 minutes!" Fuck you.

24/8/2025, 7:47:05 PM | 6471 521 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve been doing this all wrong, I guess.

25/8/2025, 1:40:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)

Guess where I landed tonight? Keeping me overnight for a stress test and potential stent. The first ekg they do for vitals was not good.

Dave is in the ER.
25/8/2025, 4:36:53 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

DNF. She has writing talent, but needs like five serious proofreaders and a no-BS editor. Plot was incoherent and the characters were all over the place.

24/8/2025, 7:02:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

I think you have good intentions, but maybe this was a thought you should have kept private. Like thinking your friend’s wife is hot.

24/8/2025, 3:54:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 3:41:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moiderzkitten (@moiderzkitten.bsky.social) reposted

youtube.com/watch?v=3Xri... Evergreen

22/8/2025, 2:45:58 AM | 8 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re not gonna go anywhere near 63rd street or west Garfield Park. Guaranteed.

24/8/2025, 1:19:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah. It's annoying. I just have this random "clean this room" switch that flips on.

23/8/2025, 11:17:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)

I had a dream last night that one of Musk's tech-boys grew a conscience, reported they hacked the election with proof, and this led to a complete overturning of the executive branch and Kamala was sworn in as the President.

23/8/2025, 11:10:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s worse. The recruiting cycle has been corrupted by AI that’s very likely filtering out older applicants. It was first a way to properly spread postings, but it’s invaded the ā€œoptimal listā€ logic, which used to be human controlled.

23/8/2025, 10:10:17 PM | 20 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted

Game on.

23/8/2025, 3:38:26 PM | 27218 5139 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

I definitely did not misread hungry for a different word that ends in Y and starts with H.

22/8/2025, 5:24:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)

There’s layers to this shit. I ain’t Tiramisu.

21/8/2025, 1:42:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)

3hrs of sleep before all day meetings is suboptimal. Kill me now.

20/8/2025, 11:52:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

What if they don’t want to sit at my computer and build text adventures.😳

19/8/2025, 3:34:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

You probably need to do a follow-up to cover the flip side. I’ve recently constructed formal guardrails for designing and implementing complex software using Anthropic’s Claude Opus 4.1. This is huge. Most in tech know no AGI is imminent and humans get bored quickly. We’ll adapt and be fine.

19/8/2025, 6:35:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)

#if #interactivefiction #sharpee

19/8/2025, 5:33:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

I bet it’s alot.

18/8/2025, 11:47:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

Followed, but not sure this is the best way to fall in love.

18/8/2025, 1:47:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)

It’s a good thing we didn’t call it šŸŽ¶Modern JizzšŸŽ¶.

18/8/2025, 1:19:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

I have this obsession with 42 East Schiller. I want to buy that building, but I need one of my startup ideas to actually work first.

16/8/2025, 5:25:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

You’ve handled it exceedingly well…. …for a trollop.šŸ˜‰

16/8/2025, 4:38:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)

County fair promo that shows a silo and hay rolls that looks like a boner.
16/8/2025, 3:17:11 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)

15/8/2025, 9:32:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)

Mood tidal.com/browse/track...

15/8/2025, 9:28:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Graeme Phillips (@graemephillips.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

It’s really time for a centre-right purge of the Democratic Party. It’s clear as day from the outside looking in

14/8/2025, 10:14:56 PM | 49 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)

Has anyone noticed that since Will Smith bitch-slapped Chris Rock that Chris Rock has finally shut the fuck up? Smith was out of line, but the result is wonderful.

14/8/2025, 3:58:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)

#sharpee #cloakofdarkness #interactivefiction sharpee.plover.net/sharpee-cloa... Major milestone. A simple story runs in Sharpee.

14/8/2025, 9:24:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

I didn’t have a pc at home until 1994. In retrospect, that’s when I still had a broad social and outdoor life.

13/8/2025, 7:36:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Angry (@angrystaffer.bsky.social) reposted

This is A+ trolling

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13/8/2025, 1:04:47 PM | 28864 6567 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

Two cups of Cheerios a day. Trust me.

13/8/2025, 5:17:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

Like you’re fine sitting and when you stand up your bladder inflates and says, ā€œfuck you, you waited too long. This is gonna hurt.ā€

13/8/2025, 5:06:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry lady that’s MY middle name.

13/8/2025, 4:07:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a grift.

12/8/2025, 11:01:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Whitford (@bradleywhitford.bsky.social) reposted

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12/8/2025, 3:47:22 AM | 20416 4523 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

He must have a Bluesky account.

11/8/2025, 6:08:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

youtube.com/shorts/byCNd...

10/8/2025, 11:58:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

Pocket Pancakes and Andrew Vaughn.

10/8/2025, 11:04:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)

#sharpee #interactivefiction #genai

10/8/2025, 7:45:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

Madness.

9/8/2025, 6:39:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)

Pocket Pancakes will be a billion dollar business within a year.

9/8/2025, 5:46:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)

#thisismycrew #brewers

MLB overall standings show Milwaukee up 3.5 on Blue Jays and 5 up in NL, including division rival Cubs.
9/8/2025, 4:05:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

I would by I think I’m hallucinating.šŸ˜

9/8/2025, 12:15:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

100% AI. No way she’s real. Too smokin’.

9/8/2025, 12:10:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

You have to frame this terms of money and power. Cuomo is 100% being driven by wealthy interests.

8/8/2025, 11:08:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

My friends and I discovered Flash at the arcade at WI State Fair in 1980 and were obsessed.

8/8/2025, 1:35:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)

sharpee.plover.net/sharpee-stat...

8/8/2025, 7:02:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)

This guy is clueless about the purpose and usage of Bluesky. - no bots - no advertising - user driven moderation - no central manipulative algorithm - no influencer model Wait. All those things are why he hates it.

8/8/2025, 3:34:20 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

Very.

8/8/2025, 3:31:24 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

I turned one down in Munich in 1993. The first girl assured me her travel mate would be fine but all I saw was a death stare.

8/8/2025, 3:20:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

My 33rd birthday present.

8/8/2025, 3:15:41 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

Unless they have a Flash pinball game, not worth it.

8/8/2025, 3:13:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)

No notes. Just need this once in a while. youtu.be/fU-wH8SrFro?...

8/8/2025, 12:28:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

Apparently we don’t have enough assholes for ICE to spend that massive congressional outlay.

7/8/2025, 11:25:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

My 20yo son is acting like Saturday night Green Bay game is the start of the regular season.

7/8/2025, 10:07:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)

Help get Sitch launched in Chicago as the most fun, eligible singles, via Sitch, your dating concierge. Use the code DAVIDC7 when you apply: joinsitch.com/referral/DAV...

7/8/2025, 9:53:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

No one will respect the Brewers until they win a championship. That’s fine. #thisismycrew

7/8/2025, 9:21:47 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mach9 Poker (@mach9.bsky.poker) reposted

Updated the website. mach9poker.com

7/8/2025, 6:16:09 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty sure Bluesky doesn’t generate revenue based on users or activity. So far it’s just what it says it is. A public good corporation. It doesn’t support the follower model of other platforms because there is no manipulative algorithm. Sure. A lot of people find that weird and challenging.šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

7/8/2025, 5:57:58 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

Brewers fans: ā€œHold my beer.ā€

7/8/2025, 2:24:56 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)

The other place is a cesspool of insanity. So grateful for Bluesky.

7/8/2025, 1:50:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted

Americans are relearning the lesson we learned during the Gilded Age of the late 1890s, when robber barons ran the government and the economy for their own benefit: Oligarchy is incompatible with the common good. I'm hopeful we'll respond with a new progressive movement.

6/8/2025, 11:01:08 PM | 27473 7169 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

This is a song you can lucky with.

7/8/2025, 5:22:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hank Green (@hankgreen.bsky.social) reposted

mRNA tech is some of the coolest, most powerful, most promising scifi shit humans are currently doing. They are being investigated to help with cancers, autoimmune diseases, M.S., stroke recovery, heart disease, diabetes, arthritis, and high cholesterol.

6/8/2025, 3:59:53 AM | 11058 2250 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

Twice.šŸ˜‰

5/8/2025, 10:53:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty sure it wasn’t the suit.

5/8/2025, 10:20:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Cornelson (@david-cornelson.bsky.social)

I viscerally despise the ā€œpay us to remove adsā€ mobile app business model. Scrabble charges $7.99 every three months and I’d happily pay up front $35/year just to use the app.

4/8/2025, 8:34:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view