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DekoNJ

@dekonj.bsky.social

A misanthropic anthropoid with nothing to say.

created November 13, 2024

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This backs up my theory that any 5 trans ppl can at any time merge together to form a Voltron.

1/9/2025, 9:23:58 PM | 14 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why do all anti-communists think color is illegal under communism?

31/8/2025, 3:23:06 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To be fair thats only because were not given an alternate. Most ppl didnt for for Biden and Harris because we liked them, they were simply the better of the 2 choices. We keep hitting our head with a hammer because the alternative is shooting ourselves with a gun.

31/8/2025, 3:14:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, theyre guided by whatever their big money backers will allow. They're just dogs on a leash.

31/8/2025, 3:00:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of course he was a goddamn CEO. Track his ass down and put him in The Device.

31/8/2025, 4:19:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goddamn! That must have taken so much cum to make!

30/8/2025, 8:15:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ppl in here getting mad,saying she doesn't deserve this honor. I look at it from the other side: military honors are meaningless and not worth a damn thing to begin with.

28/8/2025, 10:42:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The "hear both sides" argument has always been bullshit. To engage with them on even footing, to take their opinions serious enough that you'd give them a mic and debate them, is to give them legitimacy. Which is stupid. You dont *argue* bad ideas that are bad in their face, you just ignore them.

27/8/2025, 4:24:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We're bring international mailing factories back to the US! We'll create our *own* Germany, our *own* France, and our *own* Denmark! Were going to Make America Europe Again!

26/8/2025, 3:14:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This fish that finds them

25/8/2025, 2:55:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 2:01:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Condor slaps. Was a direct influence on Captain America Winter Soldier.

24/8/2025, 5:16:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a progressive conservative he is.

24/8/2025, 4:50:20 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol Cuomo *is* the Democratic Party.

24/8/2025, 3:12:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tim Blake Nelson lookin-ass

24/8/2025, 6:10:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know that thing where a cartoon character will eat something so big they take its shape? This idiot looks like he swallowed a swordfish whole.

24/8/2025, 5:50:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just engagement bait. But mfs always take it.

24/8/2025, 2:07:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This dude is who Musk strives to be.

20/8/2025, 5:21:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thats a concrete cowboy wrangling up a silver buffalo

19/8/2025, 1:44:18 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Played out

18/8/2025, 5:11:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Begging, pleading liberals to develop standards higher than ankle height.

16/8/2025, 1:11:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guys...he's obviously lying. Why are we writing articles about this when its so clear hes just saying to to push a bullshit agenda? Your dunks are hurting him, becasue they're all part of the game.

14/8/2025, 12:18:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This needs the Kefka laugh added

14/8/2025, 12:13:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dont embarrass yourself

14/8/2025, 9:10:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/8/2025, 4:13:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jeft

12/8/2025, 5:18:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ppl absolutely criticized Biden for that wtf are you even talking about??

12/8/2025, 1:17:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you talk about AOC being in an unwinnable situation, then immediately follow that up asking if women/women of color "can win", it implies that she got shit from her side is because of her race and gender, as opposed to her words and actions. Which is bullshit.

12/8/2025, 12:48:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also, its incredibly disgusting and damaging to chalk up criticism of the 2 to racism and sexisim, when 1: Their positions were a matter of public record, and said positions were cited as the reasons for criticism. And 2: Straight White Male Biden recieved the same criticisms for the same reasons.

11/8/2025, 9:58:05 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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AOC was attacked for *not* saying it at first, then attacked again *after* she said it by a completely different group of people. Of course Kamala was going to get shit no matter which position she took, but only 1 of those positions had the clear moral clarity to denounce gneocide.

11/8/2025, 9:53:50 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine stanning the only 2 people incompetent enough to lose to Trump lmaoo

11/8/2025, 8:49:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The voters did try, and then were blamed for her loss when she refused to do the easiest thing in the world, call it a genocide and vow end it. She was always a trash candidate, and isnt worthy of your defense of her.

11/8/2025, 8:34:30 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's this thing called "Lying" you should look up. The definition might surprise you!

11/8/2025, 8:06:18 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I bet she would have loved Monk

11/8/2025, 3:12:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Miami during spring break

10/8/2025, 2:01:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nobody. He's just trying to villify Mamdani. Muddy the water enough that he could look better by comparison.

8/8/2025, 9:40:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/8/2025, 8:10:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I adore the show. It is unironically is on the same tier as Fallout and Last of Us. Well...Last of Us season 1, at least.

5/8/2025, 10:10:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you people want a Space Godzilla? Because this is how you get a Space Godzilla.

5/8/2025, 3:30:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dead ass

5/8/2025, 3:27:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds like the beginning of an Adult Swim Infomercial. The suds continue to pour through the house, family members slowly, one by one vanish into the bubbles. The anomoly breaks out of the house, slowly growing, consuming, town by town, country by country, until the Earth itself vanishes too.

5/8/2025, 12:20:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Am I going to have a hard time following if I haven't read male 1?

3/8/2025, 7:26:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look, I know in todays media landscape the rule of thumb is "Theres no such thing as bad engagement", but this is a truly embarrassing thing to write up and put out.

3/8/2025, 7:24:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol its a wonder she lost with such clued-in allies such as yourself

1/8/2025, 9:39:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They've known about these issues for years, and have been poaching progressive language and talking points for just as long. They *say* this shit, they jjst gave no intention of *doing* anything about it.

1/8/2025, 8:28:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Literally anything. Do you live under a rock? These problems have been at the forefront of discourse for years. Well before Trump. Theyre nothing new. Yet she still failed to meet the moment. Nobody forced her to run a garbage campaign, nobody forced her hide like a baby after she lost. Shes trash.

1/8/2025, 8:20:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Few times...? Its, like, an incredibly common talking point. Liberals like her love to say that shit then do nothing to fix it.

1/8/2025, 6:24:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only dance I know is The Superbowl Shuffle

1/8/2025, 4:48:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/8/2025, 1:34:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The money to make this could have gone to help feed starving children. At least now they can roast digital marshmallows.

1/8/2025, 2:42:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you, as the social media person, ever actually show Booker the replies? Or is it just post and move on? Because, like, what was the expected outcome from making a post like this?

31/7/2025, 9:35:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everyone in here rushing to make the same joke. Not me. Im built different. I have many friends. More friends than anyone may need. A proverbial village of bros. A hamlet of buddies. A thorp of pals.

31/7/2025, 9:25:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/7/2025, 5:55:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Im doing djs and becoming drugs. But Im 38, so...

29/7/2025, 11:59:04 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your political analysis is as lacking as your hairline.

28/7/2025, 5:21:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like it could be an alt costume for the girl from Crow Country

25/7/2025, 3:39:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Panic at the New Boss is my favorite pop-punk band

25/7/2025, 3:36:43 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Im shocked that Republicans would rather shut down Congress than stand up to a dead pedophile"

25/7/2025, 3:29:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is animal abuse, get my guy a spoon!

24/7/2025, 11:48:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Get Munched"

22/7/2025, 8:34:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We ride or die for Bandit

21/7/2025, 6:06:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's not even pretending he isnt a paid shill anymore.

14/7/2025, 6:34:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can we please stop lionizing Obama as if he was anything special? He was just as much of a milquetoast corperate centrist as any other Democrat. Set your bars a little higher, folks

13/7/2025, 5:15:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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can I say something

12/7/2025, 6:07:28 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/7/2025, 5:26:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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From the recent #StreetlightManifesto show with @moonstomper1.bsky.social and @mrsnapkins.bsky.social 🤘

concert
12/7/2025, 5:12:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Uber Rubs

11/7/2025, 5:52:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because they know they're bullshitting. Just following the script. Theres no room for consistency when fear-mongering is the tool of choice.

11/7/2025, 12:08:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yo I thought that said "big wet pawsy" for half a second...

11/7/2025, 12:04:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How bout yall mind your goddamn buisness and let my boy live his life!

10/7/2025, 11:59:49 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean we had goddamn Adult Swim, in its *prime*. That shit was pretty much the genesis of weird animated brainrot. Like, 12 oz Mouse alone out-weirds Skibidi shit.

10/7/2025, 11:57:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/7/2025, 12:01:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Its not a race thing, its a socialism thing

8/7/2025, 1:55:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His name is Mamdani M-A-M-D-A-N-I

7/7/2025, 11:11:25 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also, it seems more and more that Trump is basically just a puppet, its his team and his rich backers that are pulling his strings.

6/7/2025, 4:01:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy shit that's so good!

5/7/2025, 3:28:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Excited for you to make an video about this clip and how its actually a metaphor for, idk, the male midlife crisis or something.

5/7/2025, 3:25:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Many fond memories of secretly playing this and Fusion during class way back in highschool. I still bust them out from time to time.

4/7/2025, 1:23:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Theyre lacing flour with drugs? Christ. First I'm hearing of this, but not suprised in the slightest. How a country gets to be so absolutely malicious and evil is beyond me.

3/7/2025, 1:14:12 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you think they're exhausted by all the fake pearl-clutching they have to do? Im sure theyd love to just be like "hell yeah, shoot them little shits up!"

2/7/2025, 9:14:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I read this to the tune of War Pigs. "Giant spider on my pillow! Guess its time to visit Zillow! Move away from these arachnids! Hope nobody counters my bid!"

2/7/2025, 9:11:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Uber Feets

1/7/2025, 1:23:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=UH23...

1/7/2025, 12:53:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine thinking sex is real lmaoooo! You still believe in Santa, too?

30/6/2025, 11:43:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We're so cool

30/6/2025, 11:27:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Theme song to Sanford & Son

29/6/2025, 10:14:06 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We have the best meta in the game

29/6/2025, 4:21:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/6/2025, 6:43:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bodegga

28/6/2025, 6:48:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy god this need to become a popular shitpost format. Everything through the lens of SGC2C.

23/6/2025, 2:40:16 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck legality, its completely unethical

22/6/2025, 11:24:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dems hate Progressives more than they hate Conservatives, and its fucking exhausting.

22/6/2025, 11:19:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cuomo paid for it hoping to win over republican voters

21/6/2025, 7:58:04 AM | 37 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just tell yourself they're all bots and ignore them. Most probably are anyway.

21/6/2025, 12:37:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do a flip

21/6/2025, 12:33:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The map can only lead to one thing...

19/6/2025, 2:36:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey, a kid died too. Maybe tone down the celebration just a hair.

18/6/2025, 2:04:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fascism is going to win because this is what Liberals think resistance is.

17/6/2025, 9:17:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Idgaf anymore, at a certain point, violence needs to be met with violence. This "higher ground" bullshit isnt stopping anyone.

17/6/2025, 6:41:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Its all just so bleak... thank god for video games and masterbation.

16/6/2025, 9:38:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view