Professor Xtra
@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social
Developer dude at depresseddeveloper.org
created September 12, 2024
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Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social)
The monthly, “Bluesky is Dying”discourse just dropped. Most data in these right wing driven narratives will show the drop from a few months back and leaves out the year+ stats. There were also about 28 million less users this same time last year.
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Stop enabling genocide
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America is an evil nation state.
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Those people are still around. They’re the killjoys who go, “Actually you can’t get excited because you know JD Vance is next in line to be president” ☝️🤓
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McDonalds formaldehyde fries work your magic 🪄 🧙♂️💔🧠💀🪦
Jay (@envinyon.bsky.social) reposted
very direct evidence that video game piracy is important in the preservation of video games
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We need Cybersyn 2.0
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social)
Perhaps it’s irrational & undemocratic to concentrate power in the hands of a few people? 1 person controlled by a worm is able to wreak havoc on an entire nation’s health system. The answer isn’t to just install a different person because this is proof that whatever structures exist are fucked.
John Linneman (@dark1x.bsky.social) reposted
"If you get your ass kicked, it's probably me on the other end of the line" - Fred Durst
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social) reply parent
Joke or sociopath? If they were serious irl that’s scary.
Ron Broyde (Kyrin) (@kyrin.bsky.social) reposted
127 hours
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No! Not the innocent farmer!!!
Mattendo-Kazooie (@mattendo.bsky.social) reposted
I can not express how excited I am
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social)
Been meditating this Labor Day weekend on the word socialism being rehabilitated. It didn’t need a multimedia propaganda campaign, billions from American elites, no influencers, no fake schools or think tanks. It’s simply because it’s the right thing to do. Immortal Science: It Do Be Like That.
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you know that the wokes went back in time and put a trans icon on top of Peach’s Castle?
Mister (@2snarky.bsky.social) reposted
CEOs are trying to convince you that quiet quitting is worse than wage theft, while they plan on replacing you with a robot. Unions know better. Happy Labor Day Weekend.
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If you say the gibberish, “sigma male grindset” you are given a mic and lucrative career.
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Shodan from the System Shock games.
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, out of all the things Trump does, renaming the DoD is at the bottom of the shit list and is pretty much the only truthful thing the man has ever done.
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Sounds like you’re creating Shodan
Ian Fay (@ianfay.bsky.social) reposted
watto wonderful world (beautiful music borrowed from @vinny.vinesauce.com )
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It’s giving 😫
Brandon Sheffield (@brandon.insertcredit.com) reposted
Time was you could load up any video game and the music would just be like this.
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social)
Holding my breath and crossing my fingers
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The vampires would despise those who worship the sun.
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social) reply parent
The masses crave Yub Nub!
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social) reply parent
Many things in life are contradictions. A virus needs to kill the hosts cells to multiply, but if it kills too many the host dies and the virus can’t exist. The resolution of this contradiction is to kill just enough cells to keep the host alive and well enough to spread to others.
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social)
I had a nightmare that Nintendo announced new Animal Crossing DLC and it’s been ready for a couple years, but Nintendo made the developers wait so you can only get it if you buy the base game + DLC for the Switch 2 😱
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social)
Silksong / The Other Big Event That We All Have To Be Vague About Crossover 🙏 🤞
The Elder Memes (@theeldermemes.bsky.social) reposted
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Funny until you see the graph the original prediction came from. Actually it’s still funny because it’s gonna be the new Chinese century.
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Why would a cult make up a story about a guy, whose conception origin is similar to other gods, and then use his tragic death to make the people they don’t like look bad? I’ll have to think about it more 🤔
Lindsay Ellis (@lindsayellis.bsky.social) reposted
$483k!! Can we get to half a million for PCRF?
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Tubular dude
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making new art assets
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I like that I don’t even have to follow Jerry. He’s just always there for me.
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I figure if negative thought patterns or behaviors return I can always start again. Warning! Don’t let this motivate you to stop your meds. I have super human willpower and am built different.
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social)
So I stopped taking meds & motivation to work on the game returned. The feeling wasn’t like procrastination where you do everything else and make excuses and feel bad; I just felt no desire to create the game! It was like the top of the Maslow Pyramid was cut off. No desire for self-actualization.
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Without scarcity one substructure for racist beliefs disappears and the resources for education, reeducation, and therapy appear.
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social) reply parent
Without scarcity one substructure for racist beliefs disappears and the resources for education, reeducation, and therapy appear.
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ULTRA💀BLAST (@ultrakillblast.bsky.social) reposted
THE ANIMATRIX (2003)
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social)
I don’t know what “Blague” is and I don’t want to find out
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social) reply parent
Good video. No need to pretend bible stories and Jesus are real though.
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social) reply parent
More proof that capitalism is cringe
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… that some spiders can eat me
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social) reply parent
If it’s your job to step on the rakes and look surprised then business is good
Sarah Z (@sarahz.bsky.social) reposted
Anyone who plays Stardew more optimized than me is a soulless capitalist sucking all the fun out of a relaxing game. Anyone who plays Stardew less optimized than me is a foolish stooge who doesn't understand strategy
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social)
My new look:
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Nah, fuck that. They could do a dissertation on Pride Puppy and they would have no damn business proposing the removal of any book. How about for every book ban proposal they get 1 month in a reeducation camp.
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social) reply parent
I always thought Trump sounded kind of like Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
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Bread tube has been ahead of the game for a decade
Ahhhhh (@nerdjpg.com) reposted
Destroy anti communists with this one simple question
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social) reply parent
We’re learning about the birds and the beeps.
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry for your loss. I lost my gaming buddy over 2 years ago and it still hurts. When he was alive my wife would often joke that he was my best friend. And he was.
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social)
I was high on my own Baudrillard shit a month ago bsky.app/profile/depr...
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social)
Yo, this is a glow up
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social)
Soft close doors are an under appreciated invention
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Very telling that that the whole GOP ring was going on and on, “don’t talk about the killer ever!” a couple years ago until they realized they can blame trans people.
🎃Spooky Osgo🇮🇨🔻📜🌔 (@elosgo.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social)
Quiet quitting is out. Loud defiance is in.
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social) reply parent
All these replies are lame, so here we go: Capitalism is an inter dimensional demon that uses beings with sociopathic tendencies to drain and feed on the host planet.
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social) reply parent
If this is scaring the hoes you need to find better hoes and also more extreme political positions
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social) reply parent
You fools! You claimed Bluesky was dying, but I’ve seen the numbers! It is a creeping and silent leviathan gaining mass in our absence - perhaps because of our absence. WHAT DOES IT WANT!!??
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social)
If you see this, post a monster
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social)
It is with great sadness that I must delay the game due to unforeseen Silksong. Thank you for your attention.
Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️⚧️ (@sharkabytes.bsky.social) reposted
In that iconic moment, as the smoke clears and a terrifyingly familiar figure emerges, she halts her advance. She turns and looks at YOU. Shivers.
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The point of a business is to maximize shareholder value, so if firing everyone who worked on the last game is what makes you more money then you’re good at business. That is to say people who are “good at business” are terrible people
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They call themselves leftist and act like goods produced under capitalism wasn’t because of labor, smh
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social) reply parent
Perhaps I should start watching Hasan
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It’s gonna be Tesla Taxis express lane to the camps.
Jessica Cogswell 🌸 (is at PAX West) (@awildjessichu.bsky.social) reposted
@joyboygenius.bsky.social’s response to finding out Taylor Swift is getting married
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social)
chaos posting
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social) reply parent
At waving cloth from 100m? Harder than you think. You should start practicing.
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social) reply parent
AI shitposting and fascism are too interlinked to find benevolent AI shitposters.
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve seen what “qualified” people bring to politics and I’m not impressed.
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck yeah become ungovernable, I say, placing my recyclable plastic Starbucks cup in the trash and jaywalking to my car that is 3 minutes past the meter time 😎
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social) reply parent
He was president during covid so Nurgle fits better.
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you paid to do this or do you lick boots on your spare time?
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social) reply parent
*Trying to be freaky but just making it worse* let’s blend in some malt.
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doc for president
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, Vilgefortz sucks. Hate that guy.
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social)
If you see this, post a wizard
Sean Dick (@seandick.net) reposted
I swear this box was a lot bigger before I pressed that button
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social) reply parent
That mythological figure may be portrayed as swole, but remember he is stuck in hell and miserable.
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social)
North Korea is trending… guess it’s time to bring out ‘Ole Reliable:
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social) reply parent
(Of course I know the answer is a few hundred years ago the aristocrats forming new governments couldn’t shake the idea of not having a King Daddy)
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social)
This makes me question why governments have presidents in the first place. Supreme Courts are groups of people, congress is groups. Why is executive power concentrated in 1 fucking person?
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Cops abandoned the Pulse club site and could have stopped the massacre, but here they are oinking at the bit to stop rainbow chalk.
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social)
America, throwing boomerang at world: Haha, fuck yes! This rules. America, seeing boomerang heading straight towards its own face: Dude wtf??!! This sucks bad bro.
chimera (@chimeraxmachina.bsky.social) reposted
You're a worker. You don't have to agree with every decision of the communist movement or of socialist states throughout history, but to disavow them in their entirety means you disavow your own right to imperfectly fight for liberation. This is your history, too.
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Great art style. I’m a sucker for spooky stuff.
Vee 🥑: Integral (@parametricavocado.bsky.social) reposted
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- Fight Club 2: Club Sandwich
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social) reply parent
Some of his science explanations are just wrong and he's so goddamn smarmy about it.
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social)
Brick Texture Trying to get that look of a grungy brick wall under the light of a puke orange incandescent street lamp. Not too pleased with the pixelated look of the brick outline, but you know, "Make it first and then you can make it gross brick"
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Altered Item sCO-633 is attempting to breach containment
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Dude, come back to 1985! We all bike float with our jean jackets here!
SONICMAN69 (@sonicman69.bsky.social) reposted
Like Cowboy Bebop? Did you know there was a PS2 game only released in Japan? Did you know I released a full English translation of it that you can play now? Check it out here: github.com/SONICMAN69/B...
Professor Xtra (@depresseddeveloper.bsky.social)
I’m not a superstitious man, but it is magical that we’re on a rock hurtling through space and time so let’s keep the prayer circle going 🙏 🕯️