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@deus01.bsky.social

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created April 26, 2023

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Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

The bottle I have says severe liver damage can occur if you take more than 4000 which incidentally is also the dose recommended on the bottle

5/9/2025, 6:58:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

You mean the board that's made up his brother and friends

5/9/2025, 6:47:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

I think that's called caving to political pressure

5/9/2025, 5:53:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social)

i would rather be hacked a thousand times if we could retvrn to logging in with a password instead of a verification code

5/9/2025, 5:50:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

$90K post tax is like the annual rent for a working class apartment for a family (2bd) in Manhattan

5/9/2025, 4:57:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

stocks under trump

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5/9/2025, 1:28:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social)

4d chess to have a bad jobs number now to get the Fed to cut then revise jobs up later *HASSETT: JOB NUMBER LIKELY BE REVISED UP BY ALMOST 70,000 JOBS

5/9/2025, 1:28:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

I think the market might find more to be concerned about if a Dem was president

5/9/2025, 1:24:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure the economy is bad but at least stocks are at all time highs which is what matters

5/9/2025, 1:18:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

Stocks just ignore anything until it's too late to ignore anymore, happened with COVID and other things

5/9/2025, 1:00:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

Not bad enough to be bad but enough to let the Fed cave to political pressure

5/9/2025, 12:34:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

We were modernizing the system but the old code was so bad the AI coding bot couldn't fix it

5/9/2025, 12:25:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

Their stocks are higher than when they had no tariffs

5/9/2025, 1:04:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social)

They're going to put it in brackets in the email signatures

4/9/2025, 11:07:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

There's a bunch of cool random stuff you can find just walking around but if you want to hit the popular pizza places probably try to plan when you'd get there

4/9/2025, 9:43:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social)

We invest in a pool of crypto treasury companies to diversify and reduce risk

4/9/2025, 9:42:16 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

There's a Caravaggio church which is small but kinda cool. If you want to go somewhere like Starita or the other places if you get there a bit before open wasn't too busy

4/9/2025, 9:38:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social)

can't see any issues with crypto treasury^2

4/9/2025, 9:35:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

Shorting it now to capture the eugenics backlash to the ad that will take effect in Q3

4/9/2025, 9:31:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

No this time is different and smart investing has been made accessible to the average Joe

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4/9/2025, 9:01:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

If fed independence mattered or if interfering with it were bad surely stocks would be lower

4/9/2025, 8:41:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess if they really cared they'd vote differently

4/9/2025, 7:14:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

or we make things exciting again with no cut

4/9/2025, 6:49:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

Like the IPO price was already on the high side for the business so they are doing some consideration of market vibes just not quite enough

4/9/2025, 2:36:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not saying it's easy but you need to consider bubblenomics too and yeah it depends on who you're selling to

4/9/2025, 2:35:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

Kinda still true with the pop though no? that money went to Jane and citadel instead of the company ipoing

4/9/2025, 2:20:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

0dte competing with parlays now for inflows

4/9/2025, 2:16:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

Like I'm skeptical of anything this US admin claims but Venezuela saying the video was AI makes me believe it's probably likely the target was 'something' as opposed to a random migrant boat or something

4/9/2025, 1:22:37 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

I think claiming something is AI gives governments an easy out to avoid responding to something which they don't want to escalate

4/9/2025, 1:20:41 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/9/2025, 1:14:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not bad pay to nap 6 hours a day

4/9/2025, 1:08:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

When I was in high school I had a job doing work at a Auto worker union place and everything was so stupid and inefficient

4/9/2025, 1:04:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

Can't wait for auto unions in North America to die

4/9/2025, 12:57:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

Famously we're all using the metaverse and full self driving in Teslas

3/9/2025, 10:36:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

Time to put condos on the blockchain to save the market

3/9/2025, 10:12:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

That's because the entire economy is boomers who own three condos in the GTA

3/9/2025, 10:08:59 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

I have some bad news for you

3/9/2025, 8:57:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

Fed needs to cut

3/9/2025, 8:16:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social)

RedZone didn't have commercials when Joe Biden was president

3/9/2025, 5:46:04 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

Independently just happens to agree with Trump on everything. Crazy coincidence

3/9/2025, 5:24:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

We're playing 4d chess so they concentrate on areas before getting wiped out by a hurricane

3/9/2025, 2:33:55 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

Climate change is a woke conspiracy you don't need flood insurance

3/9/2025, 2:27:40 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

Living in Florida was always just sacrificing your kid's education so you can get a cheaper house in a swamp

3/9/2025, 2:23:56 PM | 32 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

JOLTS are fake and it's not like rates are the impediment to hiring right now

3/9/2025, 2:12:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 11:58:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 11:51:50 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

You should always speak only English in Quebec just to annoy people

3/9/2025, 10:47:03 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

He has a pretty impressive bench press though I'll give him that

3/9/2025, 3:04:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

You're telling me someone abusing steroids may have mental issues?

3/9/2025, 3:03:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

also, are you a child? get some manly shorts (<5" inseam)

3/9/2025, 2:49:42 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social)

Everyone knows that only dudes care about how much you bench

3/9/2025, 2:48:02 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alberta Investment Management Co: "Hold my beer"

3/9/2025, 1:14:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 12:58:23 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine if you bought sep5 calls instead

2/9/2025, 9:16:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

I spent $4

2/9/2025, 8:13:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

A buck a (extremely terrible, undrinkable) beer

2/9/2025, 8:11:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

Each ticket is still strictly negative EV

2/9/2025, 8:05:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

How do we know it wasn't genAI video

2/9/2025, 7:15:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

I see a lot of kids with nannies on the weekend so I guess it doesn't change your lifestyle that much if you hate them and don't spend time with them

2/9/2025, 6:43:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

TIPS not a good predictor of inflation

2/9/2025, 2:36:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

Using that data is what made spell check on my phone suggest common incorrect changes I think

2/9/2025, 11:08:21 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 11:06:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social)

imagine spending $5B bribing the president with crypto and then he dies lol

2/9/2025, 10:51:25 AM | 640 64 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social)

If Trump does kick it at least he'll go out being vindicated on his belief that tariffs are good for stocks

2/9/2025, 2:34:19 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

It actually doesn't pay out if he dies

2/9/2025, 12:12:16 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

@gork.bluesky.bot is this true

1/9/2025, 11:22:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social)

10,000 crypto blood boys must be sacrificed each day to keep him in the golden oval office

1/9/2025, 11:04:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

I need an emergency champagne resupply in case

1/9/2025, 9:26:20 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

Really innovating ways to monetize the presidency who can say if it's bad or not

1/9/2025, 8:06:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social)

Stocks and crypto are at all time highs how come I'm not getting sports book promos I can churn for a few grand?

1/9/2025, 5:23:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

This is reinventing the cop/garbage man that Seinfeld invented in the 90s

1/9/2025, 4:55:35 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

I've seen a mfer in the UK put a bunch of fries on buttered bread and eat that which is not much better

1/9/2025, 3:10:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

Truffle being on a menu is enough to make me avoid a restaurant entirely in some cases

1/9/2025, 2:30:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

You're telling me you can find good food options in a large international city?

1/9/2025, 2:19:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

Blocked for your good takes on aged cheddar

1/9/2025, 1:59:12 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

Chili peppers and tomatoes are new world foods that are now staples in dishes around the world.

1/9/2025, 11:58:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

Our food isn't bland, we put pepper on our bread sandwich

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1/9/2025, 11:47:24 AM | 23 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

We'd be a third world nation without tariffs (Afghanistan 0% weighted tariff rate)

1/9/2025, 1:55:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social)

"Do you know where that blanket you hate is?" - my wife

31/8/2025, 8:26:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

Matte black is cool if you have like a Lamborghini because then it looks like a stealth fighter and looks bad on everything else

31/8/2025, 8:11:24 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

the main reason to go is to crush honey deuces in the sun and bring back the cups as little trophies to your accomplishment

31/8/2025, 7:43:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social)

This makes sense because if you care about seeing tennis you'd just watch it on TV

31/8/2025, 7:40:47 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

Better check her internet history

31/8/2025, 6:49:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There were signs

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31/8/2025, 6:23:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social)

It's always the ones who set their thermostat to 90 that you have to watch out for

31/8/2025, 6:19:14 PM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe bucherer will sell me a sub at MSRP if I show them my Rescue Diver certification. After all how many people with above open water are really buying them

31/8/2025, 10:53:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

Most recreational diving is only like 20m anyway

31/8/2025, 10:48:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

The source for that says it's risky to do recreational diving with only 100m but basically it's fine and I've done it a lot

31/8/2025, 10:46:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

I know but I'm not actually diving to 100m either, probably more like 40m

31/8/2025, 10:37:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow, crazy having to tow that all the time so you can drive though your garage

31/8/2025, 7:28:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

You can just walk out of whole foods with cases of beer and no one will stop you

30/8/2025, 10:24:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

That's not insignificant

30/8/2025, 10:22:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can't wait for it to run over a toddler

30/8/2025, 10:16:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean this would be justification for getting one but I'd also only need like 100m

30/8/2025, 7:59:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

Using a $10,000 dive watch that can only count minutes instead of a dive computer that costs 1/10th

30/8/2025, 7:22:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

How do we know it wasn't a clone. They need to prove it's the real Trump

30/8/2025, 6:04:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eggnog slut (withdrawal) (@deus01.bsky.social) reply parent

a guy at my gym was wearing wrist wraps and had his apple watch on his ankle

30/8/2025, 5:44:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you need to be watchmaxxing

30/8/2025, 5:43:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sub left hand apple watch right hand

30/8/2025, 5:42:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view