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Came here for the comments... was not disappointed!
Yes, absolutely spot on. And fucking sad 😔
Looks like they just got their electricity bills.
Assume. Hope. It's a fine line.
Look what I can do! I can jump here! And here! And here! And...
What the actual fuck?
I have no words for this. Oh, wait... I do: Ignorant Offensive Misguided Childish Attention-Seeking Stunt
"E Pluribus Unum" has been replaced with "I've got mine, so you can fuck off."
...and we all know what THAT'S like, amirite?
Happy woofles, Gretl!
It wasn't painted. It was a strategic deployment of liquidized pigment.
I thought that wine time was ALL the time.
Look at all the violent criminals filling the streets of Washington! It's like a war zone!
Yes... THIS, people. As a two-time brain tumor survivor, I am still flabbergasted that anyone should face financial ruin simply because they have the misfortune of facing a life-threatening medical condition.
Aside from the usual, general enshittification of everything, has anyone else noticed how absolutely HORRIBLE Amazon's customer service has become? They used to call themselves "Earth's most customer-centric company," but now they seem incapable of making a single delivery on time.
When I had cancer, I was given many infusions in that same spot (my arms were a lost cause at that point). I developed the same kind of bruising and discoloration as a result. The question in my mind is: what kind of infusions are they giving him?
I think he's doing the tardigrade hokie-pokey.
You must be doing something right!
Yes, but according to MAGA, those contraptions make Scottish whales turn gay and wear kilts!
Satan's realtor: "It's a great little unit, Jim. The floor is lava!"
Brilliant... I am definitely Team Billifer!
OC = Orange Cat, right? If so, I agree.
Of course you're right, Luna, but from where I sit racism is baked into American society at the most basic level. After decades of apparent steady progress, things are being yanked backward in the cruelest way possible.
If Cracker Barrel wants to improve how it is perceived by the public, they should start by improving their menu. Worst hash browns on the planet!
I've had two surgeries to remove pituitary tumors, and to this day I've never met another person who has dealt with the same thing. In my case, the original tumor was pushing my optic nerves up and choking off my vision. Too big to get the whole thing out in one go, apparently.
Udderly delightful!
Thai-cat Tuesday: This lovely girl works in a local laundry shop, where she is supervisor of drying operations. Fun fact: the Thai word for 'cat' is pronounced MAEowww, with a slightly descending tone.
Brilliant.
Saucy minx!
What a steaming pile of shit, er, idiocy!
Would cuddle!
Medieval France: I fart in your general direction!
Dastardly! 🫢
Your tax dollars at work!
This makes me miss my fur babies so much that it actually hurts. 🥲
This photo is phenomenal. I can't stop looking at it.
Is this real? Please, someone, tell me this is real...
Corny, but true! I'll see myself out...
Kitty be trippin!
Snowflakus Whinybabyious!
Birdie Sanders! Does he like soup?
I don't think Lauren Bacall would have given two fucks for Trump. She would have seen him for the weak, whiny, self-absorbed man-baby that he is.
Today in Thailand: this magnificent floofer greets passers-by outside his shop on Pratumnak Soi 5, Chon Buri.
Those toes!
Incredibly, my stupid phone sometimes inserts an apostrophe where it doesn't belong, even when doing so is clearly wrong.
What do the Aussies call them? Jigglies? Roo thumps?
How do I give this more likes?
You gotta love the foot splooshes as they touch down...
Perfect for Tiny Chef's kitchen!
I need this handsome cat on my lap. Treats and 'nip are on me.
Watch out for that butterfly... he looks mean!
Mutant, radioactive jellyfish... the mind boggles!
I hope Zelensky stands firm. Russia was a hostile invader, after all. I say, go ahead and offend the whiny little bitch.
Ballrooms don't pay for themselves!
Tom and Jerry is the John Wick of the cat world.
Yeah, me too, except that right now I'm traveling. The traffic cone is indeed the state flower!
Cuo-who?
Arizona?
Mr. Reich doesn't need me to tell him he's right, but damn... this is so perfectly succinct. Raise up ALL the people and ALL the people will benefit - even the rich. Apparently, those in power fail to see this.
If that's the test I'm in big trouble.
Agree. Would not cross the street to take a piss on him if his hair were on fire.
Well, it is now!
I thought this was a very fancy vibrator for a minute.
Is "over here" in the U.S.? I wrote my comment from the Wombat & Kiwi on Jomtien Beach in Thailand (I'm in hiding too). They were playing Australian footie on the big screens, and I must confess I didn't understand a bit of that either. The only game I've ever fully understood is baseball.
I started writing something clever here, but the situation has become so dire that I can't find even a sliver of humor in it. The man flat-out lied. He lied about everything. Drug prices. Ukraine. The Middle East. If it weren't for the good people of BlueSky, there would be no hope left in me.
I shouldn't say this, but I hope he suffered.
This is stunning -- I love it!
Gonzo es goodboi. Nuff sed.
I literally don't understand a word of this.
I laughed so hard I almost Shatnered myself too!
Of course this is a macro shot, AND it's going to give me nightmares!
Ohio has beaches?
From your mouth to, um, your ear!
I'm not sure why, Mariana, but I'm in SE Asia right now with a bad case of precipitesticles.
Is that because math works however he wants it to?
Ooh, ooh, I know! It's because each of them is a piece of shit. Put them all together, and they are the giant turd that is MAGA.
When your dating life gets an actual endorsement from God, it means you're doing something right.
Doggercize!
Evocative. Mysterious. Lovely.
Because of course he did.
As my late Mom used to say, "Kee-rist!" They don't even try to hide it. If some organization releases information unflattering to the Crybaby-in-Chief, defund them, discredit them, fire them, or slap them with a lawsuit.
I like to imagine the creators of South Park receiving the Congressional Medal of Honor.
I was going to say that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, but fuck it... they're all a bunch of Boeberts, and there's no cure for that.
Yes, truly nonsensical, like "this song needs more accordian," or "this recipe uses too much garlic."
A little over $1,200 per person, so that checks out. It's easy to forget that a $1,200 medical debt can be devastating to a lot of people. Go Katie!
Well, that IS the best way to look at pictures of naked women, according to most adolescent boys.
OMG! That dog has two heads! 😆
Let's not forget about CBF -- Congestive Brain Failure.
That strikes me as time well spent.
Wow... stunning!
Why start now?
There is no Epstein list. That's why Republicans have been talking about it non-stop for the last six years.
Oof!
Most precious weiner dog ever!
Is Armando a Pomehuahua?
I expect nothing less from the Donold.
Am I the only one who finds the election of a new pope uninspiring, but who wonders what those two seagulls on the roof of the Sistine Chapel are thinking?