Breaking news: Susan Collins clutched her pearls when Joni Ernst told her she was going to die and should retire too.
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Breaking news: Susan Collins clutched her pearls when Joni Ernst told her she was going to die and should retire too.
Joni Ernst has officially announced she knows she was a dumbass to tell everyone losing Medicaid they were going to die.
You’d think she posted this on X.
So polite.
Too many big words with no mistakes. And the grammar isn’t a mess.
That’s a pretty big hand…
I shall first show you my belly and then I will get up and turn my back on you for the rest of the night.
That kid will be an 85 year old man someday and he’ll still be known as Bama Bird Flipper Boy.
They just drained his pleural effusions I bet!
I was seriously thinking of that movie this morning.
Seriously, that’s the most important detail to know. A three day weekend and he’s not golfing?
A three day weekend and he’s not going to golf?
Now that’s interesting!
Probably draining his pleural effusions to help control his congestive heart failure.
I was not feeling anything about the shooting until Jen Psaki couldn’t hold it together when she was talking about it. Thank goodness there are still people who can break through the noise and reach us. I needed to see that grief. It made me feel again.
My uncle made fresh horseradish for the holidays that could take your face right off if you inhaled too hard!
Hahahaha. Right. They’re basically big goldfish.
I have no idea what he said but my great grandmother used to have the carp swimming in her bathtub.
If by hottest he means we’re all burning in hell now, well yes.
The concealer color is named White Guy so he figured it would be a good match.
So then the black guy is fighting for the logo that might or might not represent white supremacy over slaves cracking the whip? Oh well, so much for reading up on the history of the word cracker.
I've been saying this for weeks. Congestive heart failure. If you're managed you can live with it. If you're managed and you have that much water in your legs, ten months. If you're not being drained regularly of your pleural effusions, well, you can keel any given day.
Looks like he was trying to escape on a motorized scooter. Nice work Gestapo.
Why isn’t this the first story you read on every news site? Kidnapping? Extortion? The loss of the democratic process? The list goes on and on.
And it’s hardly being covered in the news. How is this not the first story everywhere?! The entire loss of our democracy on full display and one brave black woman trying to save it.
I’ve wondered this myself. Who would make a stand like they did and then sign something like that?! What’s wrong with them?
Can we just call this pose the Meloni from now on? Like in a story you could say “he was standing in a Meloni while talking to dumbass Trump.”
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
My college schedule was designed around being able to watch General Hospital at my best friend’s house on her color tv in the early 80’s. Loved him.
Those are beautiful. I’m obsessed with the Cosmati Pavement in Westminster Abbey myself.
I’d only be interested in this if he were in the cage.
That whole discovery thing is quite a problem for him.
😂
Yes that was awful too and should be remembered.
I just moved into a new apartment and it has a gas stove. Is it going to kill me?!
I just wrote this very comment in another reply.
You’d think she’d be more upset that they showed her shooting every dog she sees and being a complete ass. It’s such a tell that she was upset over her face.
I’m sorry but we really need a nuclear reactor on the moon first. Where are your priorities?!
Is this happening before or after we build a nuclear reactor on the moon?
Well when Elizabeth Holmes, who could have killed people with her fraudulent technology doesn’t want to play pickle ball with you, you know you’re not welcome.
How can we even trust what they’ll release?
But the word “messenge” should really be a word.
It didn’t end well for them…
I agree. Why? To fly away from the Epstein files?
His favorite movie must be Total Recall.
Why?
Ghislaine Maxwell would have loved to groom Sydney Sweeney for Epstein and his pal Trump, but unfortunately she’s busy playing croquet at Camp Marshmallow with Elizabeth Holmes.
Everyone needs to read this and spread it.
BREAKING: The Senate has confirmed another complete idiot to work in the Theatre of the Absurd. Fixed it for you.
Or someone can walk in and commit suicide on her.
At the rate we’re going, Ghislaine Maxwell will be on the Supreme Court before the end of the year.
If someone who murders someone is a murderer, is the person who suicides someone a suicider? Asking for a sex trafficker.
Someone’s going to suicide her.
Well if no one is really watching the place and anyone can go and come over the chain link fence…
Maybe she’s there so she can commit suicide while someone sneaks in and hangs her.
I played lofi girl every day in my senior high graphics classes. It really helped them focus.
Emil Bove is the Stephen Miller of Joseph Goebbels.
His legs are balloons filled with water. I give him 6 months if they don't control that.
Diplo would like a word.
Imagine we’d also have to establish what the “normal” size is and what is big and what is small. I’d like to sit in on those discussions.
I don’t know if we should call her a survivor. She really didn’t survive the trauma as she took her own life. There needs to be a word for her. Separate and profound.
What evil person doesn’t like Garamond?
What? That’s a horrible thing to say!
I admit I run the Jewish Space Lasers. Have for years. From my basement. It was all good before MTG figured it out.
I can believe the gas part.
So sorry for your loss.
I was a technical writer 25 years ago for a 3D cad program. I loved that job. But after a year and a half of writing manuals no one read, I went on to be a high a school teacher and spoke to thirty kids at a time who didn’t listen to anything I said. I loved that job too!
Thank you. 🙏
My mom had CHF. I spent months driving over to her house daily to help put on her compression socks. I know what legs look like with all that water. If his veins are failing it’s part of his heart failure. His kidneys are probably shot too. Orange Epstein is close to meeting the devil downstairs.
That’s congestive heart failure.I bet they drain his plural effusions once a month.
@why.bsky.team so latest from follows is down again?
Congestive heart failure.
That’s congestive heart failure. That’s not some benign vein issue. He’s in way worse shape than they’re saying.
So then that’s true? He really does stink?
The head trauma will be the least of your worries when your limbs get torn off in a fall.
Actually picked up a bag of kitty litter that I spent the same amount of money on and thought have I gotten stronger or is the bag lighter. It used to be 13 pounds. Now it's 10.
That’s hilarious considering they don’t follow any judge’s orders.
Now ask Jasmine Crockett the same question.
Brilliant and heartbreaking.
When are we going to see MAGAs burning red hats?
He’s so dumb.
Love your show! Look forward to it every night. It’s the perfect mix of reporting and subversive humor.
Is this real? Because anyone who’s had sex with a 14 year old is a statutory rapist.
Omg that scene was absolutely the best. So crazy and over the top but so fitting with the rest of the bizarro world nature of the show!
I’m in south Florida. And most of what goes on in this state is disgusting!
The school I retired from is surplussing staff as we speak. Budgets have been slashed and now a high school with 500 kids is down to one counselor.
I remember when you were going through that. Your little miracle. 🙏
The Stepford White House.
She looked shook at her presser.
She’s worse than any of them if you ask me. A woman doing that to girls and other women. She can rot in hell.
Hope Ghislaine isn’t standing next to any windows.
It’s so fitting that Trump will be undone by a sex scandal after all.
As a retired high school teacher, if a kid came with sketches of a deal instead of the real deal I’d fail him. I’d also tell him I can’t grade vapor. Trump’s entire regime is vaporware.
When is Ghislaine Maxwell going to turn up dead? Because everyone is pointing fingers and running around talking about reports but the one person who knows absolutely everything is sitting in a jail cell.
What makes him think they’d want to stay?!
Well that’s twenty more people who have a story to tell and no one stopping them now.
