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David Johnston

@dljohnston.bsky.social

Anglican priest (TEC) in WV. Host of https://www.youtube.com/@AllThingsNecessary . College ministry enthusiast. Charles Wesley hymn appreciater. Wife guy to @colleener.bsky.social Inclusive orthodoxy. Birding. (he/him)

created June 19, 2023

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Profile picture Erin Sherman 🌱 65n Chesapeake rolling coastal plain (@wearegonnafindout.bsky.social) reposted

Just did this, took 10 seconds. Looking forward to not needing to remember to type "-ai" constantly

2/9/2025, 4:31:29 PM | 20 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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For a day celebrating labor? May 1. For a day off in the fall? Maybe first weekend in October or last weekend in September

1/9/2025, 10:15:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t begrudge anyone a day off, especially working people. Personally, I don’t love the timing of Labor Day

1/9/2025, 7:44:00 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heck yeah

31/8/2025, 11:38:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was good! Surprisingly high attendance for Labor Day weekend. Getting excited for our kick off of fall programming next Sunday

31/8/2025, 10:39:19 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s a good percentage of children!

31/8/2025, 10:21:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Excellent!

31/8/2025, 10:20:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Johnston (@dljohnston.bsky.social)

How was church today? (12th Sunday after Pentecost edition) ⚓️

31/8/2025, 8:28:36 PM | 21 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kara N. Slade (@karanslade.bsky.social) reposted

Just saw a clump of 8 high school boys in the park next to a convenience store. Their families are probably from all over the world, probably of different faiths. They clumped across the street to the halal burger place. Bros being bros. This is my New Jersey, my America.

30/8/2025, 9:18:48 PM | 108 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Johnston (@dljohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

Ha. I don’t really do photography as I find just looking at them satisfying enough. The few pics are from digiscoping: a fixing my iPhone to a spotting scope which is fine if the bird is staying in one place

30/8/2025, 12:03:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Screens of Pete and Pete (@peteandpete.bsky.social) reposted

The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Space, Geeks, and Johnny Unitas
30/8/2025, 11:05:14 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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190. Blackburnian warbler

29/8/2025, 7:55:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Johnston (@dljohnston.bsky.social)

Anytime someone suggests technology adoption is inevitable, I will say, “I’m sorry but I don’t hear you because I was too distracted by my 1995 Virtual Boy”

Photo of Simone playing a virtual boy and it looks uncomfortable and dumb
28/8/2025, 10:36:48 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I had an interaction today that made me wonder: would it be inappropriate to ask a company how they use ai in the services they’re providing? In this case it’s consulting related, and I want to know if the money is paying someone to basically use their phone’s predictive texting

28/8/2025, 10:26:22 PM | 26 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I did not reply with a gif from Jersey Shore, please clap

28/8/2025, 10:15:48 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am apparently an east coaster. I don’t *have* to lead services out of the BCP, I *get* to lead services out of the BCP 😉

28/8/2025, 10:12:53 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I introduced my kids to this movie just a few months ago. Such fun!

28/8/2025, 4:20:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe bring back whale oil as a primary source of lighting?

28/8/2025, 1:43:21 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Relegating demons to the realm of “irrational” has not made us better at facing evil, in this essay I will…

27/8/2025, 8:36:56 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We push forward, one footlong at a time

27/8/2025, 2:36:51 PM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This Sunday's gospel reading (Luke 14:1, 7-14), Jesus says, "When you give a banquet, invite the poor, the crippled, the lame, and the blind." So it's basically how to turn the Magnificat into a party planning guide ⚓

27/8/2025, 1:59:31 PM | 21 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s a trap!

27/8/2025, 11:20:55 AM | 15 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nature is in fact a prude

27/8/2025, 12:30:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sometimes I feel like the only person in the diocese who sets the fall (first Sunday after Labor Day forward) church calendar by July

26/8/2025, 5:42:05 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looking forward to reading this!

26/8/2025, 4:09:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WD-40: beef tallow formula

26/8/2025, 1:22:20 PM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does the calculator suffer when a middle school boy types 58008 into it and shows his friends upside down?

26/8/2025, 12:46:10 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amazing to know where Philly’s fried chicken district is

25/8/2025, 6:05:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Daaaaang.

25/8/2025, 4:27:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1) Noooooooooooooooooooooooo 2) That is both exciting (growth) and frustrating, that people are fired up to help grow well

25/8/2025, 11:30:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Johnston (@dljohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

this is reflected in how people attend. So if we have 55-60 people at 10:30am on a given, it's made up of a percentage of the 80-100 people who attend, on average, 1.8 times per month. I will say, the ones who have come longer do tend to be MIA in the summer, and most of them were back yesterday

25/8/2025, 11:29:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Johnston (@dljohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, we're a week and a half into public schools starting and 1 week into the university. For our families with school age children, attendance is sporadic and largely unrelated to anything I can discern. I heard recently people attend church on average 1.8 times a month, so I think it's that 1/

25/8/2025, 11:29:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We have a mix of people who have attended here a long time, people new but regular within the last 2.5 years, and guests, and few are "every Sunday" attendees. So yesterday was a lot of long time people who had not been in a 2-4 weeks and fewer of our 2.5 people

25/8/2025, 11:24:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can hear this still shot

25/8/2025, 10:38:02 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🙏

25/8/2025, 10:36:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What made it frustrating and overwhelming?

25/8/2025, 2:07:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty good! Choir sang a nice anthem. Sang "Rock of Age", which slaps ("Be of sin the double cure, / Save me from its guilt and power."). Attendance is still going pretty study, though who is in the room shifts in thirds, which is weird.

25/8/2025, 2:07:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How was church today? (11th Sunday after Pentecost edition) ⚓

24/8/2025, 7:11:16 PM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ryan (@rywig.bsky.social) reposted

Was asked to leave the Episcopal church I visited today. Apparently the cup they hold out isn’t a single serving. So much for the tolerant left!

24/8/2025, 4:50:18 PM | 35 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Screens of Pete and Pete (@peteandpete.bsky.social) reposted

The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 2, Episode 13: Sick Day
23/8/2025, 4:37:43 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do not know this meme’s provenance but… yes

A meme comparing Cracker Barrel’s old logo to a high church mass and its new minimalist logo to a bare stage with a screen
22/8/2025, 3:21:07 PM | 19 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Their hash brown casserole slaps though

22/8/2025, 12:06:46 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love the Holy Family statue

22/8/2025, 11:03:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How many local diners and breakfast places went under due to Cracker Barrel? CB is a simulacrum of the local & memory while crushing them both with an economy of scale and Disney-fied past. People being mad that CB’s rebrand is a loss of their past is CB’s complete victory over their psyche

22/8/2025, 11:01:51 AM | 32 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've met @maddavenport.bsky.social in person and am just now learning that he is a bot

21/8/2025, 3:55:53 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mildly hostile butt architecture

21/8/2025, 1:28:07 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone found a plastic Easter egg with some change in it in our chapel during Feast of the Transfiguration. Our last egg hunt was probably 2023.

20/8/2025, 5:57:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oops! All Sabbaths

20/8/2025, 3:25:40 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oopsies! Sabbath discourse 😬

20/8/2025, 3:24:30 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A world (or even a society) in which everyone, even on down to draft animals, can rest sounds like some pretty good love of neighbor to me

20/8/2025, 3:18:56 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As someone in this situation, what do you think would be the solution? I'm asking out of genuine curiosity and belief that you probably know better than I do!

20/8/2025, 2:54:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think it is situational to why a person "cannot" have that foretaste. Is there a particular situation that you have in mind?

20/8/2025, 2:34:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Johnston (@dljohnston.bsky.social) reply parent

100%. We are made to know God and enjoy God forever, and corporate worship gives us a foretaste of that heavenly rest.

20/8/2025, 2:06:24 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Synagogue leader: "There are six days of the week on which to heal, heal on those days and NOT the Sabbath!" Jesus: "I'll do it again!" *tips fedora, throws smoke bomb at his feet, and vanishes*

20/8/2025, 1:41:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am weary of commentaries/sermons treating Sabbath-observance in Jesus' day as either a stuffy social convention or the Platonic ideal of made up generic "religious tradition." God wove Sabbath into creation! That Jesus heals on the Sabbath is not Jesus-as-edgelord, but Jesus as the Lord of Life

20/8/2025, 1:39:02 PM | 54 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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BE WORK HAVE BRAVE HARD FUN

Store window with adhesive letters that say “BE WORK HAVE BRAVE HARD FUN” or Be Brave. Work Hard. Have fun.
19/8/2025, 3:56:40 PM | 40 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amazing

19/8/2025, 4:49:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BE WORK HAVE BRAVE HARD FUN

Store window with adhesive letters that say “BE WORK HAVE BRAVE HARD FUN” or Be Brave. Work Hard. Have fun.
19/8/2025, 3:56:40 PM | 40 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Weird, ours cut during distribution of communion

17/8/2025, 6:57:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bring back “The dictionary defines _____ as…”

16/8/2025, 10:05:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As someone who has been involved in processes of licensing preachers and ordaining clergy… I think some people drift from their training and sense of calling over time

16/8/2025, 9:35:14 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Going [Bluesky] viral among blue wave/resist Democrat [is it a bot?] accounts. Help

16/8/2025, 6:59:41 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Inspired: Trampling down the death of the author by the Death of the Author

16/8/2025, 6:58:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And wielding a sandwich? Be still my beating heart

16/8/2025, 10:39:16 AM | 53 14 | View on Bluesky | view

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bsky.app/profile/clar...

16/8/2025, 12:06:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😎

15/8/2025, 5:09:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture herenowandthere.bsky.social (@herenowandthere.bsky.social) reposted

Are there any conservative theologians who are putting up serious or significant opposition to Christofascism?

15/8/2025, 12:29:18 AM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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The warbling vireo split for sure

15/8/2025, 12:57:04 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It does make me wonder how many existing features, such as “magic lasso” and “magic wand” that have existed in in paint software for a long time, are just getting relabeled as AI

15/8/2025, 11:10:24 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes

15/8/2025, 1:37:04 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Neil Alan Willard (@neilwillard.bsky.social) reposted

I’ve watched this over and over today. ❤️

15/8/2025, 12:45:29 AM | 50 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m just being silly on the internet

14/8/2025, 10:59:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If they tell us that capers are carcinogenic, I’m out

14/8/2025, 10:40:21 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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“It must be crime because otherwise I’d be a racist!”

14/8/2025, 11:38:37 AM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Welcome! ⚓️

13/8/2025, 9:29:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Welcome! ⚓

13/8/2025, 8:02:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of these guys?

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13/8/2025, 3:07:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will faithful proclamation of the gospel be divisive at times? Absolutely yes! Does it need to be ornamented with shock jock antics or worldly callousness towards others? No! Jesus weeps over Jerusalem as it clamors for him to go to the cross.

13/8/2025, 2:43:44 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some take this passage as license to be divisive themselves. But Jesus does not need us to be jerks for the kingdom of God. Jesus is the one who brings division, not us! He doesn't need you to do it for him, anymore than he needs you to climb up on the cross and nail yourself there.

13/8/2025, 2:43:44 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are so many ways to go awry with this passage. I remember my dad (be he rest with the saints in light) pointing to Jesus saying he came to bring not peace but division as evidence, kind of, that seeking peace was a pipe dream. He had a similar read of "the poor will always be with you"

13/8/2025, 2:43:44 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a shame families are being divided by the alienating forces of market capitalism when they should be divided by Jesus Christ (stewing on Luke 12:49-56 for this Sunday) ⚓

13/8/2025, 2:25:27 PM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KidzBoptotenlieder ♨️🇺🇦🇵🇸 (@theodramatist.com) reposted

ah

13/8/2025, 12:08:08 PM | 12 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Joel Green translates it “how it consumes me until it is completed!”

13/8/2025, 10:54:29 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just love that the poster suggests there’s a SECRET history

13/8/2025, 1:44:13 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus is the only true Independent Swing Voter

13/8/2025, 1:34:26 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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We live in a mysterious world

13/8/2025, 1:18:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is so good and… I have never liked Jimmy Fallon

13/8/2025, 1:16:41 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Didn’t realize he had made it here. That’s an easy block

13/8/2025, 1:16:02 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤔

13/8/2025, 12:55:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Arius defender has logged on

 YouTube comment • 1 hour ago The Nicene Creed and the council it came from remind me of something George Orwell said in the book '1984':
13/8/2025, 12:08:48 AM | 21 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ordered a nameplate for a niche in our church columbarium and the invoice indicated a 8.5% tariff charge 🫠

12/8/2025, 6:18:34 PM | 13 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hell-hole it is.

12/8/2025, 12:26:15 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wholesome and edifying

12/8/2025, 12:24:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just another day here on Bluesky

11/8/2025, 9:32:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Johnston (@dljohnston.bsky.social) reposted

I'm excited to share this episode on the Nicene Creed with Rev. Ben Wyatt (@anachronistben.bsky.social), author of Christ and the Council and host of the Road to Nicaea. Exclusive content here is who Ben would cast in a movie about the Cappadocians. ⚓ youtu.be/V0mMaHbzqJM?...

11/8/2025, 4:13:24 PM | 23 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's so engaging!

11/8/2025, 4:14:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Johnston (@dljohnston.bsky.social)

I'm excited to share this episode on the Nicene Creed with Rev. Ben Wyatt (@anachronistben.bsky.social), author of Christ and the Council and host of the Road to Nicaea. Exclusive content here is who Ben would cast in a movie about the Cappadocians. ⚓ youtu.be/V0mMaHbzqJM?...

11/8/2025, 4:13:24 PM | 23 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KidzBoptotenlieder ♨️🇺🇦🇵🇸 (@theodramatist.com) reposted

So much of the crisis of masculinity is resentment about aging, both the ultimately futile shaking of the fist at the physical effects of natural aging and the unwillingness to morally and socially mature.

11/8/2025, 1:44:25 AM | 70 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re added! Sorry, I must have forgotten to respond some more hrs ago! ⚓️

11/8/2025, 12:50:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kara N. Slade (@karanslade.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Peak masculinity is grilling for 200 at a parish picnic

11/8/2025, 1:27:27 AM | 53 2 | View on Bluesky | view