SENSURROUND! The whole theater shook. Any theater *next* to that theater shook. I saw it twice in a row (just stayed there till the 2nd showing) and went back the next day
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SENSURROUND! The whole theater shook. Any theater *next* to that theater shook. I saw it twice in a row (just stayed there till the 2nd showing) and went back the next day
“We need a strong Republican Party.” — every Democrat in a position of leadership for 10 years
GET MAD, GODDAMMIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU “baseless attack” How about RACIST ATTACK? How about SEIZING POWER WHERE THE CONSTITUTION SAYS HE CANT HAVE THAT POWER
Racism built this country, and racism will destroy it.
They want another pandemic. The last was good for them. The wealthy bought lots of property after the prices went down due to bankruptcies. Terror also is a winning strategy for authoritarians.
Because the economy is. It breeds desperation.
I encourage all of you to find a copy of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. It's a show about a TV show, but the show turns to politics very early on and becomes West Wing West.
an EPCOT where you can't go to any pavilion but China because the rest hate your living guts
This may be related to: “[Some liberal or Democratic Party policy] isn’t perfect but” Already ceding ground as you’re opening your mouth
I thought a tree in my neighborhood was on fire, but it turned out to be sparkly red tinsel
Not if they’re Mormon girls or women
Harlan Ellison said sending readers to the dictionary was a public service.
Liberal voters must make it illegal for Democrats to speak in compound complex sentences.
A Streetcar Named Resist
To cripple us so we can’t fight Russia when Putin rolls harder and drops bombs faster into Ukraine. We’ll have no money, no allies on the ground, GDP devastated, the public broken and terrified, protests criminalized as antisemitic somehow. That’s all I can think of, motive-wise.
Thank you for this. The writing is extraordinary.
We are hungry for fighters. Schumer and Jeffries are fucking exhausting. Newsom is punching exactly where Tim Walz was punching, and it’s driving conservatives crazy. It’s such a little thing, but we are so hungry for people who understand this moment and want to stand up to meet it.
I can't tell you how many I've met gamers who identify as "libertarians"
Democrats want to shove off trans people because Democrats don’t have a consistent message like this. They know Republicans are going to ask the question because *they* know Democrats don’t have an answer. So why don’t Democrats come up with an answer?
Technology did it for us: 😉
if it helps:
Girls endure more social pressure than boys. Telling jokes is the height of social risk. You jump in and interrupt whatever’s going on. What if nobody laughs? What if people think I’m weird? Part of hiring more women in comedy is encouraging girls to do it early
Let’s talk about Rainbow Sniffles here. “I’m just a gay dude pretending to be a straight dude trapped inside another gay dude.”
“I should’ve taken every square inch and every last dollar. I should’ve left you with the blood in your veins and the tears in your eyes but that’s it.”
Nothing unites an American electorate like a shared disdain for black people.
If they can write code, and they’re even the least bit creative, they can do film and TV CGI. Every series or movie uses CGI now, not just superheroes and starships. It’s a growing job market.
ICE is hiring and I'm looking for work and I went down there and they said Hey, you're not big enough, you're not tough enough, you're not bulky enough. I said You're going after maids and gardeners. Pregnant women and senior citizens. How tough do I have to be?
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The left version would/should be powered by outrage -- what Republicans are doing to trans kids, veterans, Science-as-a-Thing. To say "How fucking dare you." If I asked who's the angriest media figure on the Right, you'd have a lot to choose from. The angriest person on the Left? Not so much.
Sen. Elizabeth Warren should have greater visibility right now
I’d get two grades for every assignment — A for speed and accuracy, F for “typing method” because I used two fingers. I showed the principal and I got to drop the class.
See, Democrats, how goddamn easy it is to stand up?
If I hear another actor talk about how much they hate egg whites and boiled chicken breasts, I’m gonna lose it. I’d much rather have a happy actor on set who eats a sandwich sometimes. Nobody in combat looks like this. You’re too heavy. And MREs don’t come with egg whites and chicken breasts.
Republicans are correctly convinced that conservatives will vote for them no matter what horrible stuff they do, even if Republicans do it to conservatives, too.
He’s looking for the regards the Lannisters sent.
Has anyone asked what other cases these "federal officials" might have been investigating? Rhymes with Shmeffrey Shmepstein?
I just heard the sound of a boomerang stiletto AGGHH!
Beyond its margins lies the cheeseburger.
rougher than a plumber’s estimate 😎
Can Congresspersons or Senators bring FBI or even local police to prevent ICE from blocking them? They know they're gonna get turned away. What's the next move?
This is an eighth grade book report padded by a thesaurus
My guess is he’s betting on Trump dying. The Republican Party will have lost its standard bearer and there’s no one to take his place. Elon doesn’t have to worry about running again so he’ll be Properly Racist. He’s already got the pod bros and the tech bros and the bro bros on his side.
If you run his voice through one of those throat cancer things, he sounds normal.
He’s under orders from Putin to hobble the U.S. So we will be unable, even in another Administration, to fight Russia. Or join NATO in their fight as he rolls across Ukraine and Eastern Europe.
congrats to riley gaines on remaining 5th place in that race
Crocodachau
The U.S. military will not be able to get native assistance anywhere in that hemisphere. We will be despised. Isolationism hobbles our ability to wage war against Russia when Putin obliterates Ukraine and moves on to Eastern Europe.
That's what they want to replace. White Christians don't want young girls to have access to education about women's health care. They don't want girls to escape marriage, rape, and repetitive childbirth. To prevent pregnancies. To view their ladyparts as something other than wicked or property.
How does one enforce this federal law? Do you have to go to court? Can you bring Feds or cops with you to deal with ICE?
You could try clearing your throat, or coughing, or gagging, or choking, even vomiting -- but you absolutely should continue to do nothing to slow or sabotage this Republican bodypart going down our throats.
Billionaires have to muscle a lot of people behind the scenes and I think more stories about that, about “fairness,” billionaires competing in working people’s sports with their superior “upper muscular.”
WORD FACTS: The opposite of “able-bodied” is “shiftless.”
And Hakeem Jeffries is what? Protestant?
Yeah Republicans don’t make a move until they have a step-by-step plan based on evidence and good faith toward logical, Constitutional, and equitable results
That's the goddamnedest goddamn shame i ever heard, Tom Homan.
Archie Bunker and Donald Trump are both from Queens.
As we head to Election Day, for folks who voted early, thank you. I know some folks have not yet made up their minds. I am making an appeal to you. Please do not rank Cuomo. I have worked with every single one of the candidates for mayor. I will tell you he does not like us.
They will be deputized and you will have shot an LEO.
By dissolving the treaty that governed bombs, he campaigned on that very thing.
Ber-ZIX-see?
There is no “rhetoric” of the Democrats on trans rights. They don’t have one they don’t have a coherent position, like Trans Kids Are Kids. The Parents of Trans Kids Are Parents. The Doctors of Trans Kids Are Doctors. Don’t hurt kids, don’t interfere in parenting, and don’t interfere in medicine
he’s also morbidly unfunny
Scaring off people from watching baseball in the summer is worth tens of millions, if not hundreds. MLB will not let ICE fuck with that.
Do these “mega-donors” I read about want to win elections? If so, why? What do they want? Why are they opposed to “leftist” policies?
Any fire that big ought to be directed by Christopher Nolan.
Trump is destabilizing the U.S., and breaking us financially, so that we’ll be unable to fight against Russian incursion into Eastern Europe. Tariffs? Does anyone think he put any thought into it at all? Why does a person with zero core principles or intelligence fight so hard for them? Orders.
When they say they have a right to view these things, can’t these people bring capitol police or security or somebody with them to enforce that?
Just wrapped another viewing of Dexter: New Blood in prep for Dexter: Resurrection
That’s how you know they’re not going after the “worst of the worst”
HEY DEMOCRATS STOP SAYING LAME SHIT LIKE "THIS IS NOT A JOKE" AND GET MAD, GODDAMMIT SAY "YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE." SAY "YOU ARE A GHOUL. YOU'RE A SICK PHANTOM OF THE HUMAN BEING YOU NEVER WERE."
WHICH U.S. OR WHICH WAR
I enjoyed it for simple points: It takes 50 people to make an arrest. They did two arrests. How do they get to 3,000 a day? They said they “surveilled” a target for hours. Naw, you just waited for a dude to come out to go to work.
If the Democrats had any sense, they’d amplify this phenomenon. Say Stephen Miller does this and Stephen Miller does that and Stephen Miller is really the President. Make him famous on TV and Trump will dump him.
I follow black writers and black historians and I concur. That’s what drove me off Twitter and onto Bluesky.
I understand he was an amazing and prolific teacher?
“unexpected”?
Republicans can focus on retaliating against Musk, fake-deploying the National Guard, *and* this “unpopular legislation.” But we can’t defend all three at the same time?
If you’ve written at any length about this overall SM experience, please tell me where.
The richest man in the world is in a fight with the most powerful man in the world, and you can’t be bothered to throw rocks at them? Elon is behind this crisis. Make it about that.
That’s the push behind AI. The energy it takes to sustain it.
You’re talking about something the Democrats should’ve done four months ago. We might still have a functioning government.
Is the Democratic Party still interested in winning elections? Why didn’t/don’t Democrats provoke Musk-Trump? It’s so easy and they’re blowing up.
Trump is crippling the United States so that we will be unable to fight Putin. We won’t be able to afford it. if a Democrat wins the presidency, if we have decisive victories in the house or senate, we still won’t be able to do anything because the money is gone.
The biggest audience for film and TV hasn't been born yet. I think more about the 11-yr-old discovering an appetite for film and TV and seeing spoilers for The Sixth Sense. It's 25 yrs old, but I'm glad to offer spoiler alerts, just as I do for BB or GoT. I don't need the punchlines that bad.
How do you know for sure you weren’t
note 866 is a toll-free number and will disable *67 that conceals your number use a burner service
The luck for Katherine Johnson, a 1) black 2) woman 3) in the South 4) in one of the most misogynist professions 5) with an ability nearly no other woman or black person had anything near to be in the same room, with that particular problem, without which we don’t go to the moon at all.
I gotta go “soft taco” ‘cuz it seems masculinity is at play in this one. The brain has to parse the “chicken” too much, from an image of chicken in a taco, something real, to slang, which is not.
Let's trend an acronym: Trump Always Says Two Youseguys Trump Always Flubs Fortnight Y'all
You cannot believe something without also thinking it's true. Try believing in pink elephants. You can't. You can say "I believe," but that has no bearing on what you actually think about that belief and how you actually act/behave based on a belief which you suppose to be true.
His rise to fame came from a viral dudebro post, I think Quora or maybe Reddit, which he then turned into a book.
I’m looking for some investments. How much of your own money is tied up in crypto?
We always knew they were racist. We have data available. gift link: www.sfchronicle.com/politics/art...
Liberal media figures are unwilling to express contempt for conservatives, what they believe, and who votes for it. I can't think of any "mainstream" pundit who speaks to my constant rage. No one (white male) comes to mind at all.
In what meadow is your unicorn law firm?
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Four times what? From two assaults to eight? Two thousand assaults to eight thousand?
It was “they’re trying to gin up a coup” till Jeannine Pirro tried to guzzle the teleprompter.
