I'll take 9/11 just for fun.
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I'll take 9/11 just for fun.
A Pool would work
He should sue for his injuries sustained while attacking the Capitol on January 6th. That's got to be a million-dollar fall.
He's an American Ninja Warrior!
His mouth is open, he must be lying.
Trump sold the information; it's not his responsibility what they did with it. He's just making some money to survive.
Subway should paint their dining rooms with this!
His heart failed him decades ago!
They were going to try and do that until the body started to go smelly but, it's already too late for that!
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Yeah, right here.
Where's the "to all the losers and haters?"
We know it's not Melania.
Nobel Prize worthy 🔥👏🏽🙌🏽 www.instagram.com/reel/DOC7KBw...
Yes, he's that petty.
To Serve Man "It's a Cook Book!"
Thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers.
Thanks
Maybe she can swear he wasn't too drunk to drive?
Donald Trump was mentioned, because he's such an attention whore. And, now, here we are... Waiting for the end of the world as we know it. I feel fine.
Laugh-In was the reason my dad finally sprung for a color t.v.
So, who gets the free plane, now?!
Looks like when Darth Vader had his helmet knocked off.
I'm keeping my calendar clear and my bladder half full.
RFK Jr's favorite tune is "Dead Skunk In The Middle Of The Road".
Trump: "Don't pay the ransom, I escaped!"
Trump was seen today. Showing great vigor, he Birdie'd every hole except for getting two Eagles on the Par Fives and a Hole in One on one of the Par Threes! Seen here buying drinks for everyone at the 19th hole and leaving without paying.
Of course, Trump has nein lives!
Puff Daddy lives again!
Hopefully it's a model who answered an ad from Central Casting. Are you Six foot three and two hundred and 35 pounds? Do you have a full head of lustrous hair? Can you Drive a golf ball with fierce precision?
Wait, he's what?!
Jethro Tull's - Thick as a Brick Led Zeppelin - IV Neil Young - Harvest Rolling Stones - Exile on Main Street
What's he on?!
Is Extortion like a Quid Pro Quo? or just a shake down racket?
RFK Jr. (seen here doing his own research) thinks Vaccines cause autism.
RF'nK Jr. should not be judging anyone by their looks!
It's too soon to talk about it. It's too late to do anything about it.
Letting Bobby run wild with Healthcare was a terrible campaign promise. And here we are.
It's not too soon to talk about. It's too late.
A Grand Jury will indict a Ham Sandwich. If you are competent.
Fascinating video about the "unofficial" content uploaded to Google maps. Great interviews with people who upload them: to map rural roads for first responders, map hiking trails for various orgs and states, and of course promote their businesses. youtu.be/Jp2Qgw44MsA?...
I thought he was doing a Lieathon!
Next up: Murals and Statues
Many, I'm sure. Plus Mulligans.
The McDonald's scene is great!
Every damn day! Also, F' Mitch McConnell, F' Merrick Garland, F' John Roberts and the Supremes and F' Judge Cannon and F' Media for their parts in normalizing Trumpski. Oh and F' Musk and so many millions who voted for this crap!
I'm sure he's got a good excuse. Like Jesus told him to; or God said it was the righteous thing.
Some payments to Facebook were made in Rubles. But I think they were just Bot Farms complaining about everything Hillary. But that's just the Rusher Hoax.
Two coats! He should do a "Tom Sawyer" and get Magamen to pay him to paint it.
He Better Call Saul! 📞
Grandpa built a fire on Main Street and shot it full of holes.
See ya' later Alligator! Alcatraz, that is... 😘
So close, you can almost feel it!
You need a VPN. I have a good one. Or Nord VPN works and you can pick which city in the US you want to be in.
Bolton should have testified in Trump's 1st Impeachment. He's a pussy. He protected Trump then, so this is what he gets now. He'll probably vote for Trump in 2028, if given that chance.
I remember when John Bolton refused to testify in Trump's first Impeachment. If he comes on the T.V., I turn the channel. F John Bolton. But, the hypocrisy of this FBI and White House conducting a raid for Classified Documents?! No one is above the law, and it's Trump.
And he never rewinds! He's not KIND at all!
Roberts = Rollerball. Change the rules game to game. People will die.
Nice Watch ⌚️ How many minutes did she pose for pictures? 📸 Will any/all of her CosPlay outfits/uniforms make it to the Smithsonian?
What War?! Who's Wars? Where is my beautiful wife? Where is that big beautiful automobile? Where is my free jet from Saudi Arabia?
Legal Peek-a-Boo
If you don't move, he can't see you.
I wonder where (who) he got that idea?
Up next: a Pissing Contest and the obligatory Measuring of Penises.
They're in the ballpark
You have to show me?
Putin knew Trump would fold like like a 🌮 on the threat of consequences for not ceasing fire. Putin didn't need to stay to eat Trump's lunch. He said "Hasta la Vista, Bitchacho!" Trump smiles and waves bye bye.
Who did this
I'm surprised Trump allowed that. He's so big on the optics of everything.
Looks like an ICE agent broke his fall. Also, the ICE agent hit their head and was pulled out from the pile of bodies.
It's Finder's Keepers, Possession is 9/10's of the law and like calling Dibs or Shotgun.
So much for the emoluments clause! $3.4 BILLION dollars this family has profited off the presidency in seven months. Mr. Reich is correct - we cannot become numb to this! #grifterinchief #pinks #proudblue
Charlie don't surf! 🌊
Look at the big fat vat of jello..so "brave", so "strong", so "presidential".
Trumpty Dumbpty
No Deal No Nobel (Sad trumpet with toilet plunger plays) 🎶 Wah-Wah! 🎶
Trump should have had YMCA blaring while doing his jerk-off dance.
Better than Melania
When Trump gives it a 25% chance of failure; it means there's a 1500% chance of failure 🙄
Yogi Berra said that?
I am sick of the D word!
"Who'll take the woman with the skinny legs?!"
Benny Hill theme song playing in my head.
It's a nice break from the record breaking heat 🥵
Putin got the message and wore a suit.
"But Vladimir, I got you all Happy Meals! I supersized them!"
Trump should go to Moscow. Home of the famous Pee Pee Tape. #RusherRusherRusher
Sign the wrappers and sell them for $50 each?
People let me tell you 'bout my best friend... He liked to get messages from a bunch of underage girls. He had his own private island and a mansion in New York. And he had Ghislaine Maxwell to get more girls. #TrumpEpstein
Unleash the Crackpot
$10 Putin's not on it, He'll sneak in on something else.
I'm ready for a Helsinki II Press Conference. The Disasta' in Alaska
Everyone is all focused on Trump and Epstein but who is this guy on the left? #Trumpstein #TrumpandEpstein
What do you wear to work, when there's a chance (90%) you will spill Red Wine on your clothes?
He'll nuke someone or something, somewhere.
So, on January 6th, 2021, he could have done this?! Like within an hour? An hour and a half? But no, he watched it on the T.V. and enjoyed it. On January 20th, 2025 he pardoned all of them. The violent, the leaders, the poopers on the floor... The mystery Bomber 💣? Did they get a pardon?
They're living in their own private Idaho, there?
Our Congress is cowards.
Charlie don't surf! Charlie don't golf!
If 10 people hijack a car, who gets shotgun? 🤔 Is it three in the front and five in the back, two in the trunk?