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Science research gets more engagement on Bluesky than X, study finds | Bluesky | The Guardian | This quotes me
Happy Labor Day to all unions except for cop unions, which I would argue are not real unions but crime syndicates
Such a great talent. First saw him in The Green Mile where he had one monologue right before his execution and even that short scene just broke your heart.
Holy shit I read this one lolol
🎵 all around me are familiar faces worn out places, worn out faces...🎵
(guy who's about to invent fermentation) nah i bet it's still good
😳 - KH
it'll be funny when the news is like "a nation is mourning" and then can't find a single live shot that doesn't include people very clearly partying their asses off
Americans Astronomers watching watching US politics Betelgeuse 🤝 “It could happen at any time”
Fuck, now I remember why I muted you.
When Nate Silver continues his obsessions with the website
Maybe it will happen today!
"Blueskyism" helped make The Onion one of the largest newspapers in the world in less than a year. If we had spent all of our time on Twitter, we'd be poorer, dumber and terminally ill with internet poisoning. He's just angry he's wasting away over there in a nazi agnostic lane that doesn't exist.
HOWWWWW WOULD ANYONE GET THAT
Mamdani's competition is a sex pest and a guy who wants to weaponize cats
Yabba Dabba Do Not Resucitate
brb i gotta stand in the shower until all the sin is gone
Putting new pixels where there weren't any before isn't "enhancing"
"enhanced"
Yeah because nobody knew any of the 90s Bulls players names lol, gtfoutta here Cuban
Me making “This website is dying” mfs see The Juice™️
I love a thrill... like when you hold down backspace and it starts erasing like 10x faster fuck
Me on Bluesky, a dead site: I see dead people
He turned into one of the pac man ghosts
I hate the new redesign for the Daleks.
In this picture rudy is either 87 or 6 1/2
Don't believe the disinfo, Giuliani is fine after his accident here he is today
Stop changing your profile picture. Choose one and stick with it for 25 years like a normal person
I do my own research (get drunk)
DAMN.
these are your only choices I don't make the rules
The sultan of slop
DAMN.
You seek the sacred texts
the whole thing filled me with anxiety
If those temple guards pop out and grab me they're getting PUNCHED
Stumbling home fully wasted and banging my head on the 3rd, 4th and 7th trap doors before fully eating shit into the secret chasm
Just lost a rocket league match to some kid named douche_nuts fml
The best brains!
I made this last night and have been saying it in my head all day
The answer? Surprisingly, more hot dogs
This is why I had so much trouble with the patent 🙄
That is SHOCKING and disappointing
Holy shit
Why are pirates the only profession that swashbuckles
[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11
(interrupting small child singing) Yeah, i know what a teapot looks like, thanks
The line for cheese is called the queueso
Saw a guy with this on a shirt lmao
It was really a bonding moment for us all
As I make the jump to hyperspace, I realize I left the baby on top of the ship.
Need a fidget spinner on a budget? Glue three hot dogs to a quarter and have fun champ
i didn't go to a lot of weddings because it's not polite to outshine the bride
When you’ve been drinking and driving and the cop asked how the accident happened…
The hospital shared this picture of Rudy resting ❤️
If i had a nickel for every time
The new Cracker Barrel logo is CRAZY
We just don’t make dudes like this anymore
I am tired of these children and their mitochondrial inflammations
It's hard to feel bad about my posts when dudes like this get paid to post
Hit the spot!
Gotta be!
On the roof
This is like Michael Scott levels of bad
Is it code? Is he the new voice of qanon?
Right? She's glowing ffs
what year is it
the boy does not have The Juice
The guy Andrew Cuomo hired (and fired) for social media is doing...[checks notes]... Monica Lewinsky jokes
watching a mosquito fight my arm hair. dumbass
Looking at all the hopeful and eager posts from last night like
Hey so I'm moving to Texas I guess
Well I didn't do it! .......a little
i wish i loved anything as much as elementary school me loved the parachute in gym class
The krassensteins curl up into balls, rfk tosses them into the air and starts juggling them. Circus music is playing.
👀
"how can we combine music with having ants in your pants"
That kid's lost in space put a helmet on em
You can really tell when they started hanging out with a bad crowd
Whenever I think about this I post it again because it makes me laugh every time
A romantic evening awaits with boxed wine and jeepers creepers 2
I ate half of one and then got distracted by a squirrel
test me with an alt so i know it’s real
Do you dare me to eat all these Costco croissants in thirty seconds I'll fuckin do it
thank you for your feedback 30 internet strangers i hadn't considered the less funny version of my joke
Just stay home bro it ain't worth it
Kennedy must resign before all of us are as dead as Trump looks
He finally got braces 🦷
