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Ehren Battermann

@ebattermann.bsky.social

SQL Server developer at Trinity Health HQ. On Bluesky mainly for tech, entertainment, & humor. Cat-obsessed. Hoopy frood who always knows where his towel is.

created August 24, 2023

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Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

such a force of nature cannot be contained

31/8/2025, 11:48:36 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

he mighty mighty his big paws take you out

31/8/2025, 10:24:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh no πŸ˜† I mean, OF COURSE she does that! She could starve in that time 😜

31/8/2025, 7:42:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

that cat could be lecture me on DIABEETUS and I would really LISTEN

31/8/2025, 12:43:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

3 unsuccessful attempts to indict him now! πŸ˜† And yet, I seem to recall someone musing how it's possible to indict a ham sammich... The irony is so thick, you could smoke it.

31/8/2025, 12:10:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

They're so damn cute! Please give wilford brimley cat & that adorable tortie some good chin skritches for me

31/8/2025, 12:03:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

I groaned so loudly that I'm sure they heard me all the way out in the shitty water. No disrespect whatsoever intended; dad joke game respects game

31/8/2025, 12:01:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

I wish Randy would get his pants off & fight brain worm Bobby already

31/8/2025, 11:59:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

How does she wake you? Meowing? Chirruping in your ear? Walk on you? All of the above? πŸ˜†

31/8/2025, 11:55:20 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

Keep her honest, Missy, nobody sneaking cookies on your watch πŸ˜†

31/8/2025, 11:54:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

I've never seen a Maine Coon kitten before. I love how big their ears are! πŸ₯°

30/8/2025, 9:35:02 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social)

New charge of a salt with a breadly weapon brought against DC's sandwich hero wtop.com/dc/2025/08/w...

30/8/2025, 3:38:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

She really is the biggest sweetheart. πŸ₯°

30/8/2025, 2:43:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep, & I believe we'll need to get increasingly creative with strategies to combat the administration's unscientific, inhumane methods. I'm hoping we can work with more local government and privatized, non-governmental financial support to help protect people, but ofc that's a whole new ball of wax.

30/8/2025, 2:39:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

I will as much as I can. We are of course heavily impacted by the current situation, but my organization strives to bridge gaps between what insurance covers & what patients can afford.

30/8/2025, 2:31:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not in a senior leadership position either, but I want to ask them about their thoughts to help support patients impacted by the current, non-scientific HHS regime

30/8/2025, 1:41:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

Gotcha, I appreciate you sharing that info. Most of my software development history is non- medical; I began working w insurance data when I began employment at Trinity in 2019. I'm on PTO at the moment, but details like these are exactly what I plan to follow up on more when I return to work soon.

30/8/2025, 1:38:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

I agree, 100%. Even before reading some of our states were going to go their own way w medical advice, etc, I was hoping that something like this would come about in response to the absolute lunacy plaguing the CDC right now.

30/8/2025, 1:20:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social)

So much tum, so little time

Shaggy tortieco blissfully receiving tummy rubs
30/8/2025, 10:13:11 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mumma Kitty, a shaggy tortieco, sunning herself on my front deck, lying next to a bag of potting soil
30/8/2025, 8:18:10 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

... Lately, she's been taking a shine to wandering out on my front deck, sniffing all the interesting smells, sunning herself on the wooden boards, & just generally enjoying herself. She's chipped & very well- behaved, so my daughter & I keep a close eye on her, & keep her vet informed.

30/8/2025, 8:14:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

Furbiscuits expressing their opinions in the most catlike ways go a long way toward keeping me smiling. My chonky little tortieco, whose prior owner dubbed her "Mumma Kitty" after she took the pregnant stray in, has been decidedly indoors since she came to live with me. But...

30/8/2025, 8:11:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

Since Medicare is for people 65 and older, it doesn't seem like brain worm's directives present a conflict there... At least, not yet. Medicaid, on the other hand...

30/8/2025, 2:59:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

They've traditionally been part of that for emergencies & medicare/medicaid patients. Still, while losing fed support is ofc a big detriment for the country as a whole, the fed is only part of the solution.

30/8/2025, 2:49:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

yep, at the rate worm-ate-brain jr is lying & grifting, he'll have HHS mandating that all children smoke in airports to "cure" their autism by next week

29/8/2025, 8:49:17 AM | 26 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

🀣 Excellent

28/8/2025, 9:51:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm glad. I appreciate why Hollow Knight is so popular; it's an excellent game w a beautiful aesthetic, but it's a bit too stressful for me to play (Kinda the same w 9 sols... I *can* get through it to some degree, but I have to work at it too much for it to hold my attention over other games)

28/8/2025, 9:32:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

my mitochondria can beat up sewage swimmer's mitochondria

28/8/2025, 6:07:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

In a good way?

27/8/2025, 11:32:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

I cannot believe I have never heard this before πŸ˜† Good thing I've been following this new commandment before I knew it was a thing 🀣

27/8/2025, 11:26:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 11:19:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

She's so terrific 😁

27/8/2025, 11:17:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope whoever said that gets fucked up by an AI in the near future. I won't go as far as wishing serious harm on them, just that a bullshit query of AI accidentally results in them getting slimed, or slathered in peanut butter or something

27/8/2025, 4:50:19 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, there's a lot of toxicity in that attitude ofc. I'd also bet that stems from that whole idea of, this software is provided with few guarantees. Ofc, that attitude is incredibly dangerous to apply across the board! For example, a game on my phone breaking is trivial, a pacemaker is not!

27/8/2025, 4:45:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

I recall all of this!

27/8/2025, 4:37:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

I've always voted with my heart in the primary, head in the general.

26/8/2025, 2:35:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

Seals πŸ˜†πŸ¦­

26/8/2025, 2:10:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

Towelie will never! He has to be rescued!

26/8/2025, 3:18:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

As soon as I read your last sentence, I thought, even better... Odds are good there'll be a rapid unscheduled disassembly, & that'll be that

25/8/2025, 2:25:26 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

I think we can all agree Bondi should be yeeted into space, at least past Pluto

25/8/2025, 2:05:39 PM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social)

Guilty of this πŸ˜†

25/8/2025, 10:25:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

Beautiful brat 🀣😜

22/8/2025, 5:05:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim (@jimstewart.bsky.social) reposted

Grammar is the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you're nuts.

22/8/2025, 11:58:37 AM | 127 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

The Republican rationale for it in the article sounds terrible. It seems to argue that cert of completions dilute the significance of diplomas. I don't agree with that, but regardless, it's foolish to sunset these from any perspective I can imagine.

22/8/2025, 1:31:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

... That she could benefit from more simulation & activity, is what I mean.

22/8/2025, 10:55:50 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

I love the effect catching mice seems to have had on her though... It seems to have perked her up & contributed to her general energy level & spunkiness. She's really sweet & loves to lounge with other people wherever they are, but she's starting to reach a more senior age category, & I worry a bit.

22/8/2025, 10:54:53 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

I've never owned a cat before her, & the previous owner had her declawed (not something I'd ever do), so I didn't really know what to expect if she ever found a mouse. I was kinda surprised how effective she was at taking them out when she finally did! πŸ˜…

22/8/2025, 10:51:33 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social)

The Furrinator is on the hunt... She spotted a mouse on the nearby mop a bit earlier, & is now on the prowl

Fluffy, small, chonky tortie cat in the kitchen area with her head turned to to side, looking at something attentively off-camera. A dry/wet mop & a fridge are nearby.
22/8/2025, 10:47:46 AM | 90 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

I agree. I felt their article was a lot more cautionary & ofc the details helped clarify that, but the headline does not reflect the same urgency.

22/8/2025, 10:30:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

Cake: Now with more antioxidants!

22/8/2025, 10:03:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

And Thank you for your attention to this matter, which I decided was a really classy phrase & I should use it all the time, even when it doesn't make any sense

22/8/2025, 2:30:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social)

TDIL that Semi-Charmed Life was inspired by Walk On the Wild Side, and suddenly, all that doo-doo-ing makes all kinds of sense www.kerrang.com/how-i-wrote-...

21/8/2025, 3:52:57 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry, had to blast a Vogon outta the damn airlock again

21/8/2025, 3:36:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social)

Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturitions are to me, As plurdled gabbleblotchits, On a lurgid bee...

21/8/2025, 3:35:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

I like this mindset. I'm one of those people who "can't draw"... Yet when I think back to grade school, I recall drawing all kinds of stick-figure style, video-game-esque adventurers spelunking, fighting, flying. Sure, they don't have value for anyone else; *I* enjoyed them (& regret not keeping any

21/8/2025, 3:25:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

I hear that! I'm not above bribing my cat w treats before I need to leave home for a couple days.

21/8/2025, 3:19:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm surprised at how sore I feel today too, had a RSV shot for the first time yesterday, and still feeling some of it. Much better than getting sick if I can help it though! I've had a lot of trouble with severe sinus issues for so long, finally got them under control, and I am NOT going back ! πŸ˜…

21/8/2025, 3:16:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

Empty G's got nothing in the tank but hate & willful stupidity

21/8/2025, 3:07:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

I agree. I'm far from a stats whiz, but I worked as a developer at a marketing research company for years, and also found the 6 credits I had to take for my bachelor's being one of the most useful classes (if nothing else because of the work that I did).

21/8/2025, 2:47:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

As the old saying goes, there's lies, damn lies, statistics, and Trump admin statistics

21/8/2025, 2:41:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

My cousin hates reading, but has good comprehension anyway. He was raised in a home that encouraged reading, but he's more of an extrovert & social creature than I -- the guy who would practically rather read than eat. πŸ˜…

20/8/2025, 1:57:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

"I'm proud of mine too, I don't go waving it around at parties though"

Back to School - Mr Melon, your wife was just showing us her Klimt.
19/8/2025, 3:18:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

Both things are true for me: 1. I wish some comics were longer, and 2. I appreciate them for what they are, & think about them regularly while not reading them.

19/8/2025, 2:54:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even with a freeway running through the yard?

18/8/2025, 7:16:19 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

I do not like it, Rubio's scam

17/8/2025, 10:24:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

This was an excellent comment to see without any prior knowledge/context. Followed

17/8/2025, 7:47:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

divesting of chest hair when I pull off my gold chain

17/8/2025, 6:51:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John the Ghost πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@johnbrojomojo.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I can't draw. I hate drawing. But I'd rather draw stick figures than use AI.

16/8/2025, 12:26:50 AM | 236 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

bet tammy thinks it's gay to wipe your own ass too

17/8/2025, 5:28:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

As some of the greatest geniuses the world has ever known said before, "It's a moral imperative."

15/8/2025, 12:30:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

same as it ever was

15/8/2025, 4:10:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

o rly?

So I Married an Axe Murderer - Charlie reads a ThighMaster book while using the same device
13/8/2025, 12:12:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture World of Engineering (@engineers.bsky.social) reposted

While we’re still figuring out life on Earth, Voyager 1 is 15 billion miles away, cruising on 69KB, an 8-track, and 1977s Fortran like it’s nothing.

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10/8/2025, 5:44:38 PM | 7498 1384 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam Whyte (@samwhyte.bsky.social) reposted

Blue light interferes with your circadian rhythms, which is why you never sleep well in the back of a police car.

10/8/2025, 6:19:58 PM | 193 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture film-authority.com (@film-authority.bsky.social) reposted

We're remaking The Shining with an all-cat cast, and here's the latest artwork; mixed-media artist Toes is responsible, and is pictured here on the trike, while waiting at the end of the Overlook hotel corridor are Joe and Jake as the sinister twins. If anyone asks, this is what the internet is for.

Toes on a trike from The Shining. Joe and Jake as the sinister twins from The Shining.
11/8/2025, 8:09:11 AM | 59 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Animals R Us… 🐾 (@animalsrus.bsky.social) reposted

Tom and Jerry and chill… 🐱 #caturday #bluesky #cute

9/8/2025, 3:06:01 PM | 2746 380 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Ramsey (@onenerdsopinion.bsky.social) reposted

Special Gotcha Day breakfast for the kiddos. Dandy’s got scrambled eggs with Churu β€œicing”. It’s supposed to say Happy Gotcha Day, but Churu isn’t the best medium for spelling. Spike has scrambled eggs and bacon.

A paper plate with scrambled eggs and bacon next to a small saucer of scrambled eggs, crudely shaped into a β€œ1” and topped with Churu. Someone has terribly attempted to write β€œHappy Gotcha Day” in Churu, but it more closely reads as β€œHappy (some eldritch phrase to conjure spirits) Ooy” An orange kitten sits on the penultimate platform of her Kitten Condo Complex eating Churu and scrambled eggs off of a saucer.
8/8/2025, 12:15:14 PM | 719 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

Whoa, Dandy found you on International Cat Day? Spunky little tangerine girl πŸŠπŸ‘§πŸˆ

8/8/2025, 1:01:45 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture GONZO the ca'at (@gonzo.bsky.social) reposted

STOOPID TALE !

8/8/2025, 2:19:17 AM | 1551 124 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social)

Savpurr of the Universe! 😺

7/8/2025, 8:11:44 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I loved anticipating the music from this clip before I unmuted itπŸ˜„ Well-edited, too

7/8/2025, 8:08:27 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

Gonzo, you look downright presidential in these 100% goode pics. You've got my vote.

7/8/2025, 8:02:00 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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never would I have imagined a couple of teens beating big balls would make the news cycle, but here we are

6/8/2025, 3:44:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

Soundtrack: The really energetic cannons-blasting bit of the 1812 Overture

6/8/2025, 10:44:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

What kind of treat was broken in half?

4/8/2025, 8:28:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sure Mr Stable Genius thinks his cooked math is better, especially when it comes to pitting it against all the Deep State math that is out to make him & the GOP "look bad"... Even better to him that nobody can be sure what he means, so he can decry whatever he doesn't agree with as Fake News l8r

4/8/2025, 11:23:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

... But why male models?

4/8/2025, 1:18:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social)

No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?

3/8/2025, 9:13:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/8/2025, 5:24:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thanks, I hate it

2/8/2025, 6:49:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

Glad I saw this in my feed! Playing the demo now. Happy to see that it plays fine on the steam deck so far. This looks like quite a love letter to classic survival horror, with obvious reference points, plus cool evolutions on the style!

1/8/2025, 11:28:16 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

"Drop the gun or I'll open this tiny bag of powder, officer!" I mean, a gun is dangerous, but that little bag of powder!? It could be anything! πŸ™„

31/7/2025, 10:37:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social)

I'm looking forward to giving this a go, looks intriguing!

29/7/2025, 8:23:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MissyBBBobtail (@missybbbobtail.bsky.social) reposted

Take a lesson from your cat. When life gives you πŸ’©, kick some litter over it and move on.

Green eyed Missy the bobtail cat catching some sun's rays through the front door. She's laying in a perfect loaf and looking off to the left side.
28/7/2025, 11:29:57 AM | 596 48 | View on Bluesky | view

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aww, what a little cutie! Hope Callie & any of her partners in crime can make some good trouble (maybe including Trouble πŸ˜‰) together today

29/7/2025, 10:44:40 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

It's fun to imagine what her siblings may have been like... πŸ€”

29/7/2025, 8:05:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

aww, sweet little dinky, inky dot πŸ–€

29/7/2025, 7:39:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

#romantical

29/7/2025, 7:31:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

hell yeah, little pasta dude

28/7/2025, 9:30:32 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ehren Battermann (@ebattermann.bsky.social) reply parent

Dad-joke-level excellence, immediate follow

28/7/2025, 8:50:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view