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Steve

@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social

Poet, Amateur photographer, and aspiring artificial life form.

created July 23, 2023

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Yeah but what happens if Trump just impounds those funds?

10/9/2025, 10:54:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that near Parts Unknown where all the wrestlers come from?

9/9/2025, 11:27:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need more people like this guy speaking the truth. šŸ’ŖšŸ¼

9/9/2025, 3:53:15 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

In my humble opinion this guy is…not a fucking doctor.

8/9/2025, 7:08:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

So he’s gonna grab DC by the pussy, then?

8/9/2025, 4:50:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait - Heā€˜a blaming Hyundai for this???

8/9/2025, 12:53:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t know, I think I would be proud of living my life in such a way that it really really pisses Cleta Mitchell off.

7/9/2025, 1:34:53 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Came here post something similar. Haply to see someone beat me to it.

7/9/2025, 1:30:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought that was Joaquin Phoenix in a wig for a second there.

6/9/2025, 9:48:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is appalling. I will never give your paper a fucking penny.

6/9/2025, 4:44:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

I missed the days when protesting was a legally respected right.

5/9/2025, 10:50:00 PM | 38 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

And the private prison companies rejoiced.

5/9/2025, 10:18:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s gonna be two white guys fighting, isn’t it?

5/9/2025, 8:46:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Followed by another hearing in which he will demonstrate the sky is red and the earth is flat.

5/9/2025, 4:15:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

This headline is absolutely insane. Surely you guys know that, right? Right?

4/9/2025, 5:31:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Holy hell, thatā€˜s fucked up.

4/9/2025, 1:52:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, there actually is, but it involves a lot of dead bodies.

3/9/2025, 9:34:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

They keep raising the bar for you again and again.

1/9/2025, 6:52:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Step down, Chuck. Let someone who understands what’s going on take charge.

29/8/2025, 6:42:22 PM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 6:03:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn it. I was planning to order some bricks for a build next week. 🤬

29/8/2025, 5:14:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 4:40:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, I was always taught action should follow prayer, but what the hell do I know?

28/8/2025, 6:27:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve been looking for the perfect way to describe RFK. Now I have found it. šŸ’ŖšŸ¼

28/8/2025, 5:31:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

America used to overthrow nations that did this shit.

26/8/2025, 10:51:17 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s gonna be a lot more Adams before this gets better.

26/8/2025, 4:56:45 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s really infuriating is that this is going to get worse before it gets better. How many more Adams will ChatGPT send over the cliff?

26/8/2025, 3:53:46 PM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Empty Suit / Cuff links 2028

25/8/2025, 4:55:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

I can still burn MAGA flags, right?

25/8/2025, 4:55:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

He always sides with the cheaters, doesn’t he?

24/8/2025, 5:00:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

This makes me so fucking angry.

24/8/2025, 12:45:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Tired: Democracy dies in darkness Wired: Democracy dies right out in the fucking open because we knifed it in the back multiple times.

23/8/2025, 7:18:34 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Funny, I don’t see much running in this clip.

23/8/2025, 7:16:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

They are going to send him to Uganda no matter what. There is no deal here.

23/8/2025, 4:16:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Republicans: The government is evil! Don’t give them any of your information! You should be free to do what you want! Also Republicans: Give our government all your information or we’ll cripple the internet because screw you.

22/8/2025, 9:37:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 9:31:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

The man is one step away from: ā€œI am inevitable.ā€

22/8/2025, 5:24:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

The one near me closed about two years ago. I’m in a deep red state.

21/8/2025, 3:57:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Your boss literally used slaves at his casinos.

21/8/2025, 3:14:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

This lady looks how I feel right now.

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20/8/2025, 7:47:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Great, I’m sure we can trust one of the BIGGEST CHEATERS IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD on this, right?

19/8/2025, 9:57:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes. The original Metroid was released in 1986.

19/8/2025, 9:22:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Holy shit. 🤬

18/8/2025, 6:49:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re gonna have the whole damn room gold plated by the time this is over, aren’t they?

18/8/2025, 5:27:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

What we deserve is an opposition party that actually has the balls to stand up to a criminal President.

18/8/2025, 4:58:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

This man is such a fucking weasel.

17/8/2025, 4:41:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Just White Stripes covers…and maybe few songs from the Beatles White Album.

17/8/2025, 3:15:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

72, you morons.

17/8/2025, 3:12:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Well because private prison companies in this country need to maintain their profit margins.

17/8/2025, 12:03:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Can I hire this dude for weddings?

16/8/2025, 1:04:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Where’s the Endless Screaming guy when we need him?

15/8/2025, 10:38:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

What kind of chips? Potato, Computer…paint?

15/8/2025, 3:31:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

When is it not?

14/8/2025, 5:49:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/8/2025, 5:02:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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THE MILITARY DOES NOT BELONG IN AMERICAN CITIES YOU DUMB FUCK.

14/8/2025, 4:05:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/8/2025, 10:27:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, all around in my home town ICE is trying to track me down, yeah They say they want to bring me in guilty For the disrespect of Mr. Trump For hating on Mr. Trump But I say Oh, now, now, oh…

13/8/2025, 10:03:41 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

You can be angry and sad at the same time. Learned that a lot this past year, unfortunately.

13/8/2025, 9:42:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Tell me you’re a science ignorant motherfucker without telling me you’re a science ignorant motherfucker.

13/8/2025, 9:40:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay, where’s the nearest void I can scream into?

13/8/2025, 8:40:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Of all the stupid shit I’ve seen today, this is the stupidest…and it’s only lunchtime.

13/8/2025, 6:03:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Who is this woman? I want to make sure I stay far away from her.

12/8/2025, 9:01:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Surely we’d hear about it in the media if congressional staffers were getting attacked every week… šŸ¤”

11/8/2025, 9:18:49 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

This applies across the board to agriculture and numerous other industries.

11/8/2025, 8:26:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

But if you rob taxpayers blind and tell Judges to fuck off, you get an Ambassadorship. šŸ™„

11/8/2025, 7:14:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

For an absurdly tiny fraction of the HHS budget, they could make gyms affordable for a lot of us. But that would be a government handout and we can’t have that now can we?

11/8/2025, 1:18:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

They are not negotiating. They are knuckling under.

9/8/2025, 5:33:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Beautiful country out there. Enjoy your break.

9/8/2025, 3:42:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Parenting done right! šŸ’ŖšŸ¼

9/8/2025, 2:30:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

I can hear this image.

9/8/2025, 2:29:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

And run for a Third term.

8/8/2025, 10:32:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, New Jfst is beautiful this time of year.

8/8/2025, 12:42:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Welp. I’ll be working until I’m 83. How about you?

7/8/2025, 9:02:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Some people are hopelessly oblivious to anyone other than themselves.

7/8/2025, 6:33:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These people don’t care about laws.

6/8/2025, 5:11:20 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

*taps mic* YOU GET PAID TO SPEAK FOR THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT!

5/8/2025, 7:25:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Please tell me there’s more. šŸ˜‚

5/8/2025, 7:23:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ OMG. I needed this so much today. šŸ’ŖšŸ¼

5/8/2025, 5:22:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s not much dignity in being ground to dust by rich, corporate masters day in and day out.

5/8/2025, 3:50:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

The Potemkin Village is not a new concept.

5/8/2025, 1:18:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Well shit, we finally found something that almost EVERYONE can agree on.

5/8/2025, 4:05:00 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CONGRESS SHOULD ALREADY BE A FUCKING CHECK ON HIM!! That is LITERALLY THE POINT of Congress. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

4/8/2025, 7:30:58 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Everything wrong with capitalism in one headline. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

4/8/2025, 2:39:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh yeah, I’m sure all the countries we’ve tried to extort will be happy to work with us on this. šŸ™„

3/8/2025, 4:46:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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700% increase in attacks on officers. šŸ™„

2/8/2025, 2:59:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tired: Hard working brown skinned people, professors, doctors, a dude that has an Autism awareness tattoo and Stephen Colbert. Wired: Racists, Predators, Con Men, a dude who told the government to tell the courts to fuck off, a head of HHS that is trying to kill us all, and Ghislaine Maxwell.

2/8/2025, 12:43:37 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

Sadly, the majority of our country still supports that man. It’s infuriating.

2/8/2025, 12:30:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

With a UFC fight on the White House grounds on tap for next year. This is who Trump is.

31/7/2025, 8:55:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I disagree. They will have a much lower chance of getting punched in the face.

31/7/2025, 6:32:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

I didn’t know Fox News had an Israeli Bureau…

31/7/2025, 5:17:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

THIS. I think about this almost every day. Raise a fucking glass for all those grinding it out.

31/7/2025, 12:55:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

AI or not, that bear is my spirit animal.

31/7/2025, 2:21:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So we can’t afford to give those in need food or healthcare but we can afford…this. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

30/7/2025, 1:50:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

WHAT WARS?! He hasn’t stopped one. single. conflict.

29/7/2025, 7:47:50 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve (@eclecticcyborg.bsky.social) reply parent

What is there to analyze?? He’s liar and he’s fucking lying like he always has.

29/7/2025, 7:33:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because ā€œif we ignore it, it will go awayā€ has worked SO well in the past. šŸ™„

29/7/2025, 6:10:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s like tearing a warning label off a machine to convince yourself it’s safe. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

29/7/2025, 5:49:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crappy Gilmore?

28/7/2025, 5:02:39 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was this study sponsored by the University of No Fucking Kidding?

28/7/2025, 5:17:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gotta be one of the most punchable faces I’ve ever seen.

28/7/2025, 5:14:37 AM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view