A1C 14, SBP 180 won’t take meds because white grape juice will fix it. What can they do for their mitochondria is the new concern
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A1C 14, SBP 180 won’t take meds because white grape juice will fix it. What can they do for their mitochondria is the new concern
🎶Roll me over Romeo🎵
Wasn’t the bombardier supposed to smash the Norden bombsight before bailing out
Stop picking up street cats people
I’m pretty sure Ogden Stiers wasn’t Churles too
His cousin was my pediatric attending in med school, was the exact opposite of Churles
Get well, Mr. Mayor. Whoever did this is dethpicable.
Fire up the boilers on the Mighty Mo and set sail for Caracas let them tremble before our big guns
The day it happens
And now the old ladys that I couldn’t hear because of the loud bigots turn out to be quiet bigots
Better yet they left
Hope the food comes soon so the bigots will have their mouths full
So what is Frankenstein’s monster’s name then
Crude oil and seafood?
Hey Dummy by Kin Platt
Some personal news: My Son is officially canceling his second coming until y’all are actually ready to listen to Him.
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
If I win I hope to be Newfoundlands newest multiloonieaire
Get Porcaroed
I’m going to rage against the dying of summer by burning three hundred pounds of wood to heat the pool for the last time
Babettes Feast
Everyone stop, this is important
Guy had arterial spray from his wrist (knife show no lie) , got vagal and puked all over the RN opposite side of the gurney it was dripping off their face and hair can’t scrub that off the memory bank
Business is business und schnapps ist schnapps
She’s probably fine with the booster as long as we don’t get ours
Thank you same experience
Puttin on the Pritz
Butter pecan
I used our brick and mortar to get a document notarized no charge I don’t know maybe that’s the notaries public creed
Today's inspirational message:
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This happens because there’s not enough religion in schools you see
Poopinpoopin Porkinporkinpork Poopinpoopin
Free the cracker
First one does cold leftover steak (points for smoked) dinner special takes the prize
Can we just get to the hazelnuts please
The pajama people are boring me to pieces
Got the pool to 87 or so the end of comfortable ooling is coming soon
I’d say missing other part isn’t so this must be
Well, the Western allies negotiated with the USSR over how to divvy up the Reich
If a non Canadian requests it can they get it?
It’s been seen for some time now it could be ingress/egress for the human suit
Gummint
Thought this was for real until I got to Dungworth Corker Lane
Gun Nutz patent that yesterday
Bells ringing around the world
Can’t wait to see who can’t keep a straight face on the TV
Wonder if there will be Juicy Lucy subs designed for maximum splattering
Tremendous crossover move right here:
Inconsistent use of articles
The one time I went I thought I would go into heart failure from the sodium
Shouldn’t they just call it barrel now
Very sorry
This does not look like a push up
Speak softly and carry a large thermonuclear arsenal
Orange would be the alpha move
Ok so now is when the Packers roll out the all male cheer squad call them the Johnsonville Sausage Squad
I’m sure there are others but Willy Nelson is the only nonagenarian hippie that springs to mind
Ichabod Ichabod Ichabod Ichabod Ichabod Ichabod Ichabod Crane life
Behind brown eyes
Pharm party is what the kids call it
I remember running down the porch steps to meet the delivery man
Gerry Rafferty is on my daughters playlist between Lady Gaga and Tyler the creator
The fuck is hortatory
Sure was glad he had what it took to get away
Gonna make my million selling supplements to maximize the nasal bone
Faireys gave the finishing touch
Gumplify was right there cripes no one asks me about these things
Broors hey
Welcome to Gumplify I love you
Oregon innit why are so many people in Oregon
DTaP, MMR HPV not necessarily in that order
Gives FOB something to do out of the way
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The replies must be like attending your own funeral
The first Bristol 4 after having norovirus is reason enough to get the rellenos lunch special
Happy anniversary!
I call BS dog already knows that
Ann assortment of Irish whiskeys
What’s in that pillow
Did she say bully puppet
Yimmy Yons needs to make The Luigi
We taught our kids about the school of fart socks
Pedal in the bike lane power in the auto lane?
You’re pretty much there now anyway
We need to recruit a Polish milk bar to Necedah WI the building that had the porn shop and prolife protesters is vacant I think
We didn’t visit the geology center in St. John’s Newfoundland and I have regerts
Pedal the e- bike in the bike lane power the e-bike in the auto lane duh
Are Americans aware that down here in Mexico we’ve been getting bombarded for months with ads of Kristi Noem telling us to our face that we’re out welcome in the US, and that these ads even found their way into our national TV broadcasts Because I feel like I have seen nobody mention it
