pinkies up
pinkies up
@bencollins.bsky.social is the obvious answer
Arguably the best crop art year of all time but this one made me howl
The Parking Lot Movie perfectly depicts working in a parking lot. It was a very nostalgic watch for this former mean parking lot lady.
exactly!
Marian. This is a satire/comedy account. Not the actual NY Times.
I had a dream I befriended Harvey Weinstein at a party at a zoo.
Nature is (rightfully) trying to get rid of us!
terrifying.
Love to you. I am conjuring a good day for tomorrow. ♥️
I want him to get traded once a week until the end of his career and retire having played for every single MLB team.
I have never been more jealous
one could say he thinks they are deplorable?
Honestly it’s good to know that when a guy who spent decades hanging out with a famous pedophile and is accused of being a pedophile himself spends years hyping up the existence of pedophile files and doesn’t release them, people will only elect him president twice before they get suspicious.
it was sentient and sounded smart.
I think it's actually him and he's going to zotz out. There is not enough ketamine to keep it up. 🤞
DEA wasn't Coke? How mature of them.
did you write this? 🤞
hahaha. frameable.
acccccctualllly it's the dew point that's makes you miserable. 100% humidity is rain.
I bet spas could make a lot of money these days if they offered sobbing massages where everyone involved cries the whole time
If you use AI to create your art, your story, your whatever, I immediately know you don’t care about making things — you only care about selling them.
It’s always heartwarming when a good candidate beats an enormous sack of cash.
have this energy for your town’s mayor too
HUZZAH! Rock star!
YUUUUP.
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine
the only thing democrats do is ask for money. That's what I've learned in the last ten years.
*head pat* you are a very big boy Adam.
between "men swaggering at each other" and "squelching thrust" I now know that this is not the show for 2025 me.
The Big Sky A.B. Guthrie
I'm going to just randomly say this in conversations for the rest of my life.
cc: @twothangs.bsky.social
Hello, Senator Booker! Were you aware that Charles Kushner - a felon! - is a billionaire? Why would you vote for him to be an ambassador of our country unless those are values you believe are important to our country?
sounds like something AI would say. 😒
it gives me energy. When it's just non stop calamity and woe I go fetal. Their misery brings me joy, which lets me see what weak overemotional man babies they are, and I'm back on track.
If it makes you feel better I absolutely suck at the spelling bee. Like, comically so. STOP POTS TOPS
I don't do it every day, I save them up because having streaks makes me crazy and not have fun.
my brother had a Geo metro and he could get it up to 120. It was terrifying! We hydroplaned in Alberta during a summer drubbing deluge and I swear we were flying. The Screaming Blue Flea. If it wasn't long dead I would think he made this hype video.
If I could afford to live there, I would move home in a heartbeat. That will never happen in my lifetime.
nice
hahahah.
For years my friends posted messed up cakes on each other's FB for birthdays (my favorite was always 'find the toenail!' and it is one of the bits of the 'good' internet I miss. This made my day.
saaaaaaaame. cheers to us!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MBIV! YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKING TREASURE. ♥️
Welcome to the "posts ai bullshit" block list.
Still shocked at the number of people I talk to who think (rightly!) AI is a threat to digital media and are fighting to keep it out of our work and then admit to using ChatGPT for like meal planning and making funny pictures. It’s all the same shit!! Stop it!!
Did they give people an option to turn it off? (stop laughing at me!)
that's ghost fleas from Cricket.
As long as it gives some Live Nation execs horrifying diarrhea....I'm all in.
I love that your cat shared this tea with you.
I am a rock and roll accountant.
If you did this for every (1%) click bait headline ...i would subscribe.
duh
I like to imagine that it's just him buying stock. click click click
That is ridiculous. We live within 1 1/2 of Fenway and we can see every Red Sox game on their channel. I don't think they have any blackouts unless it's a national broadcast. Mom's funeral card. ♥️ Also...hospice workers are the absolute tits and you deserve every Cubs game in the universe. ♥️
My Mom died and there is no way this Chicago Cubs fan can watch them anymore in Maine. Unless they happen to be on the MLB channel which they never are. They expect me to get on a plane and fly to Chicago to see them. It's ridiculous.
Are we allowed no joy?
Pedro Pasquale and Parker Posey.
oh no! not the blast! GASP
The BJ's warehouse version of this, whose name I can't remember, is actively trying to steal my husband. It makes a beeline for him the second we walk in the door and starts chirping sweet nothings at him. Literally follows him everywhere. Hussy.
pib-dee. no emphasis anywhere. must be eating crackers while saying.
But what do you do when they just ignore the judges?
"Who is the bestest big boy?" --end of test--
BE COOL! (THIS IS A ROBBERY!)
They are not going to let us host the world cup.
well, it is window safety week.
What are we having for dinner?
a PAID member of like, an anti communist death squad.
GinGins are the best.
ice
It's like Christmas Eve.
thank you!
I lose my voice if I go out to dinner with friends.
That'll turn things right around
Totally. Last week a friend was saying,"oh we will finally have a summer where we can go to all the good places!" 🙄
In the Portland Press Herald here in Ye Olde Portland Maine today.... so depressing.
I got super drunk in college once and sang that song to a McDonald's cheeseburger my housemates bought for me.
That one song my weird former co-worker did a jazz dance to in high school, that he insisted on showing us a tape of all. the. time. I've blocked that song from my mind but I can't stop trying to remember...so it will be back and I will be sad. Damn this cursed internet. fuck. LIFE IS A HIGHWAY.
But they voted for Gianforte. Sheehy. Trump. All these people who only have their own interests in mind. They got rid of their voice in Washington for scam artists.
but what does he want? He wants everything, which is impossible. There won't be any wolves left to throw him to.
Always, ALWAYS read @drewmagary.bsky.social www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
none of us ever ate Pizza Hut again!
I supported my family on book it pizza in 5th and 6th grade. so many book reports!
Supreme Court rules 6-3 that Teslas are priced to move with $0 down and no payments for 48 months
Every day you give us a run down of the illegal bullshit he's doing but what are YOU doing? Bitching on the internet like the rest of us idiots is below you. Get your party fired up, this is bullshit.
Maybe if I’m a sniveling coward when it matters most people will trust me to lead
daaaaaang! Steak and Liquidate!
oh that James Taylor one!
are all four of them Modern Lovers songs?
