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Eight legged cat treats? I got no problem with those guys.
Cold, gotta be
So gross. Jersey shore vibe.
It’s damn good. Enjoy!
Fewer
Somewhere in my money thing some entity owes me one hundred and two cents. That’s, like, four rolls with some left over.
Take heart: he does. If only metaphorically.
WMTR-AM in Morristown is glitching, and it’s beautiful.
They don’t know what you’re talking about.
Then what is the benefit of using it?
At least he didn’t bite the guy 🙄
Boo Berry doesn’t exist. Nobody has ever actually purchased or eaten Boo Berry.
This is a weird weird baseball game (Marlins at Mets).
Let’s face it: Nancy Mace needs a schtick. She obviously wants, I don’t know, “power”, or something. But what’s her angle beyond badly pantomiming right wing tropes?
Come, please join me in prayer. Metalflake Maroon Pork Chop Sandwiches Aquanet Vanilla Bill Muskogee Wisconsin Aforementioned Vinaigrette Height Glove Morris Caftan Ibrahim Owes Me Money Cherry Broken Wheel Musty Halogen Reduction Sack Ornithologists Be Price Comparing Amen
Democrats are being prudent in response to fascism, what the crap else do you want?
There’ll be no more
Yesterday I read about The Three True Outcomes. Mind blowing stuff.
9/26 Almost a three row win! But I guessed the submarine was diagonal when it was vertical. Still, a solid 25!!
Nancy Mace’s enormous crucifix earrings are goddamn offensive.
You forgot to mention bodega cats. You hate bodega cats. Bodega cats are unsanitary.
Yeah, this is going to hound him for days
His posts give off a weird vibe like he’s walking into a boardroom and you’re seated at the far other end of the table
Poor cop. Let’s let him leave with all his benefits so he can find a new job with benefits in the next jurisdiction over. He deserves no less.
define your terms
How did I know he would just assume he could do stand up? Thanks for the post, though. I’m glad I wasn’t there.
I’ve been a beer snob since before I could legally drink. We’re talking multiple decades. I was there for the trailblazers like Pete’s Wicked Ale, Redhook Ballard Bitter, Rich’s Killer Pilsner, Empty Bucket Double Belgian, Cool Pillow Smoked Cream Ale, Tussin’s Bay Leaf Porter, Ape Stout, Rock Ice,
I don't know that seems like too many men for it to be romantic.
Imagine testifying in court that you got PTSD from picking pepperoncinis out of your tactical gear after you stormed your own city.
What, already?
“I’m a big strong alpha MAN and I’m gonna stomp around all tough and intimidating so you recognize that!” “owieeeee oh noooo a sammich hit me uwu I’m a victim”
He’s tripping and he’s still wearing the fake glasses? Dude’s getting rooked, wherever he’s getting it from. The guy’s just eating paper and imagining stuff.
🎶Workin on my night cheese Tryin’ to stave off those Damn late night munchies Workin on my night cheese In the summertime🎶
Well, that and Big Balls got jacked the fuck up by a teenage girl.
Rolling, insane, just drunk.
Boss Babe Ginger! Intimidation factor is off the charts!
Gen X? Here’s your new spokesman!
Well, thanks for doing my living for me there, Fonzie.
Ursa Major should get redrawn so he’s rolling in an open convertible with his left arm resting on the door
These people are monsters www.wthr.com/article/news...
Bellingham Birmingham Framingham Hamtramck
Yes.
“That’s weird; humans are weird.” —Marmalade
hip hip hooray
Some gurgling would be nice.
Is it safe?
“It’s very…watermelony….”
So ferry Cross the Mersey Cuz I don’t know where that is And I don’t care
Jay Leno is a good example of someone whose opinions I think just do not need to be news. He has gone off to live with his money, and every now and then he says something uninteresting that sounds exactly like what you would say if nothing you saw happening in the world mattered to you.
It’s so damn good, he’s not even gulping or chomping. He’s just savoring 😋
I’m from Essex County NJ, and I’m deeply concerned about what’s happening in your dumbass country.
It was a good Liberator brand Intimacy Ramp Pillow.
Why not? He’s not ever going to get a real job.
Creepy
Go figure.
Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently
There’s a non-zero chance the files will be completely forged to portray Trump trying to be a stabilizing force in Epstein’s life, complete with images of Trump agonizing over the situation. And it will be presented with “there, are you happy now?” self righteousness and his followers will buy it
Badass…
It could happen overnight.
Does MAGA have any plan at all for a successor?
Leichtgläubigkeitsverbrechen
He’s going to send a psychotic 3 AM post swearing that he doesn’t know what the word “enigma” means
The best kind of moron! Wait….
Y is sometimes a vowel
He’s like a character from a 1980’s breakfast cereal commercial
It really sucks that we can’t just say “Andrew Cuomo is yesterday’s news”.
youtu.be/8jYmpuIhleo?...
Werner Herzog voice: It is difficult to determine at what point “I Write the Songs” crosses the threshold from a sincere and reasonably well crafted conceit on the subject of music to the ravings of a madman.
Fotomat
It’s a goddamn toaster you can hook up to your fucking sink
I like the discover feed, my deepest apologies
Age verification? I still think the episodes where Aeon Flux dies are better
the epstein footage is missing a minute because jeffrey started singing hey jude in his cell. justice dept doesn’t want to pay for the licensing. somewhat understandable
What would be so bad about replacing them? Shouldn’t they be? At long last, shouldn’t they be replaced?
Yeah, if you like ground pit sand rubbin up again your meninges
You mean Taylor Ham? *runs away*
It irks me that the worst case scenario for either of those two characters was, is and always will be comfortable and probably posh. I hate that movie so goddamn much.
Opening up a jar of Pataks
It’s the “you’re not on my level” gimmick. If you’re good at it you can get a shower and sex. If you’re good at it and you’re a billionaire you can use it to get a whole lot of people killed.
You paid five bucks for that?
The middle manager type who thinks it’s part of their job to spend an absurd amount of energy yelling about how they can’t do their job.
This can’t be real
Wait, this is real?
Pretty sure you just ordered a very strange salad.
THWOCK!! 😂
It really does seem like the Democrats are just along for the ride.
“Sub”, but yeah, me too.
🎶 Come on baby, let’s do the twist 🎶
19th century ketchup recipes
I don’t know, maybe I’m sharing too much, but the moment WMTR starts sending out AM skywaves (right around 16:20 EDT) and my radio receiver stars pumping out classic oldies without the First Watchung getting all in the goshdarned way, well, that’s when the night begins.
Russel Brand needs a bit more than that! *furiously knitting my weirdly bushy eyebrows in an effort to sell a joke that wasn’t funny*
I’m very concerned about the lack of interaction I’ve experienced here on Bluesky.com I mean, I’m a jerkoff, but that shouldn’t enter into it.
