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Elim Garak

@elimgarak240b.bsky.social

Just a simple tailor.

created October 8, 2023

4,405 followers 3,187 following 10,250 posts

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Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

Newsweek please go away

3/9/2025, 3:59:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)

It’s midnight and I have an insanely strong craving for garlic naan.

3/9/2025, 3:57:51 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

Huzzah!

3/9/2025, 3:42:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

It really does.

3/9/2025, 3:31:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)

Still holds up

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3/9/2025, 2:54:48 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)

This is an occasional reminder that occupy democrats was a scam when it started and its still grifting ten years later, stop sharing its ugly ass shit

3/9/2025, 2:22:26 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

If you were airdropped into this moment with zero knowledge of his previous behavior that might be a reasonable thing to assume. But we have access to all of the weak ass milquetoast moves he’s made. Hes simply awful for this job, and only cares what donors want. He needs to go.

3/9/2025, 12:34:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah there really are no refs to appeal to when it comes to this stuff.

3/9/2025, 12:24:17 AM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus Christ straight up neo nazi rhetoric

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3/9/2025, 12:21:48 AM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

Multiple orgasms? In this economy?!

3/9/2025, 12:00:16 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

Huzzah!

2/9/2025, 11:58:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)

In any rational measure Gray Man is a pretty awful (but fun) movie. But one thing I loved was seeing Chris Evan’s as a wisecracking sociopath. I think the world needs more of that.

2/9/2025, 10:22:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

600 out of a country of a billion ppl is a good fraction, right?

2/9/2025, 10:12:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

Cower in fear, China!

2/9/2025, 10:11:14 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)

The rest of the Earth will now fear and respect us…they had no idea we had this mysterious and awesome capability…to hit a tiny boat with a tiny missile. Superpower Status: Reclaimed.

2/9/2025, 10:10:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh what a silly goose

2/9/2025, 9:52:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

Why are you humoring this fascist power grab

2/9/2025, 9:42:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Schwarz (@adamjschwarz.bsky.social) reposted

Illinois Gov. Pritzker ahead of Trump National Guard deployment: "To Chicagoans... Look out for your communities and your neighbours. Know your rights. Film things that you see happening... Authoritarians thrive on your silence. Be loud for America."

2/9/2025, 8:22:17 PM | 9185 3051 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed Burmila (@edburmila.bsky.social) reposted

The best quote I’ve ever seen about this is that every Democratic leader of the 21st century is ideally suited by temperament and mindset to be in congress in 1995 debating the v-chip.

2/9/2025, 8:39:31 PM | 832 161 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)

The smug look of self satisfaction is almost as infuriating as the unwillingness to fight fascism. He completely believes that sitting back and doing fuckall is the 4D-chess big brained move here. @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social is the worst. Absolute dogshit "leader." Needs to go.

2/9/2025, 8:13:46 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

alive-ish

2/9/2025, 8:10:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)

Time to play another round of “are they a troll or just a moron?” Ding ding ding

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2/9/2025, 7:20:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

Feel free to go away. We were talking about Keir Starmer in relation to trans issues. I mentioned Chuck to compare Keir to his reflexive centrism no matter how unpopular it is. Either learn to read and understand what we’re talking about first or fuck right off.

2/9/2025, 7:17:55 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn I hadn’t seen the photos yet. They don’t make enough orange makeup to cover up that guys health issues. He’s looking rough.

2/9/2025, 7:08:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

If only-

2/9/2025, 7:06:38 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty sure it’s just a “hold up today’s newspaper” proof of life hostage style event but idk. I usually can’t tell if he’s sentient on a good day 🤷‍♂️

2/9/2025, 7:02:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

Loved Starmers unhinged rant on how much he loves and respects flags today. Very Chuck Schumer energy

2/9/2025, 7:00:05 PM | 71 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)

Could you imagine late-in-life Elvis being alive during a time of social media ubiquity?

2/9/2025, 6:30:49 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2/9/2025, 6:29:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

I assume the UK has very different laws regarding privacy, but it always annoys me when the abusive assholes get their faces blurred out in situations like this. I think I'd much rather they be fully clear and identified so that they don't just seem like "the general public at large" feels this way

2/9/2025, 4:40:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

Lollllllll “Left leaning republicans” haven’t existed since the Carter administration

2/9/2025, 12:20:00 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

Gotta go 10 for 2 there

2/9/2025, 12:42:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted

Whether it’s Michelle Obama suggesting kids exercise instead of watching tv or RFK Jr. telling kids to drink raw milk instead of taking vaccines, both figures took a controversial approach to children’s health.

1/9/2025, 7:30:59 PM | 1631 215 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)

We’re 100% fucked as a species. Feel free to call me a doomer all day.

2/9/2025, 12:14:44 AM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)

Very accurate assessment. He does us all a great service.

1/9/2025, 11:35:01 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)

I enjoy jasmine rice.

1/9/2025, 10:21:07 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't be the only person to see this resemblance

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1/9/2025, 10:09:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

OOooOooOooh a "strike team" These guys are such fucking losers.

1/9/2025, 10:06:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Anyway, my friends at Bluesky proper should start marketing this place with these kinds of quotes. It makes this website seem like the fucking Thunderdome when in reality it's a place where I post pictures of Viscous Brown Food-Like Substance On A Plate solely to unnerve people.

1/9/2025, 8:57:17 PM | 3044 145 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

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1/9/2025, 8:56:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

"What is best in life?"

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1/9/2025, 3:19:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)

Anybody else notice that respectable right wing experts waited until their base completely bought into “don’t trust experts” before finally saying anything about Trump? Basically guaranteeing it would do no good, but just enough to get a good word from a few papers

1/9/2025, 3:00:13 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

✊✊✊

1/9/2025, 2:35:14 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

That James Bond was very rapey

31/8/2025, 11:42:26 PM | 30 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

Strong agree here

31/8/2025, 10:26:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

Right on. I’m thinking maybe a flying boat too, those rule.

31/8/2025, 10:22:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)

I think if I was ever rich I wouldn’t get a private jet I’d get a blimp

31/8/2025, 10:19:46 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

Incorrect

31/8/2025, 7:22:36 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

Omg HI UNI!!!

31/8/2025, 1:08:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

Really wish she wouldn't denigrate satanists like that but everything else she said is true

31/8/2025, 12:46:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 12:43:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

That's definitely one way to look at it. But fighting an ideology to death doesn't mean it can't get reanimated decades later by a different generation. But I do think nazism was functionally dead after ww2. But i'm not going to waste time on semantics if we just define words differently

31/8/2025, 12:41:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

That is an awesome couple pictures. Those things have some beefy structure, no wonder they can get through huge trees.

31/8/2025, 12:38:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

No it's a good thing! It fortifies their toof structure so they can chew through big tough trees! Nature is amazing!

31/8/2025, 12:05:38 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

Like did you know they have iron in their teeth?? That's why it's a reddish shade instead of normal tooth colored? They're superheroes

31/8/2025, 11:47:02 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

I just watched like a 3 hour doc on beavers recently, they're completely amazing.

31/8/2025, 11:44:28 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 9:03:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

Those interception numbers are pretty incredible given the frankenIADS Ukraine has. Both Western and Soviet systems from every decade from the 1960s onward. In real world combat conditions. Seriously impressive

31/8/2025, 8:48:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)

A century ago that generation had the New Deal and fought nazism to the death. We won’t be getting a New Deal.

31/8/2025, 8:23:10 AM | 20 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

Insane right!?

31/8/2025, 7:10:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)

In case anyone wanted to see CTE develop in real time Seriously wild fight

31/8/2025, 6:47:11 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

Quite the commentary on National Guard marksmanship standards amiright

31/8/2025, 3:57:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

boop.

30/8/2025, 11:30:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)

Has anyone made a handy cartoon animation of the Glonzo phenomenon yet. I have no artistic talent but it seems the kind of thing that would lend itself to cartoony funny stuff

30/8/2025, 10:36:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

Bonk.

30/8/2025, 9:41:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)

Funny enough for anyone who served in the Army, this national guard vacation to DC is probably the only time mandatory PT reflective belt wearing has ever saved lives. Traffic can get busy in DC.

30/8/2025, 9:21:42 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)

I have no doubt that after he finally dies the republicans will still be fundraising using his name at least another year or two. And not “Trump would have wanted you to give us $” but: “he’s still alive asking you for $ to bring him back to power his funeral was a democrat hoax done by Hillary”

30/8/2025, 9:03:58 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

I want to break freeeeeeeee

30/8/2025, 9:00:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

“But I thought Cuban was a good billionaire?!” ask the millions of oblivious shark tank fans

30/8/2025, 8:57:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

Been seeing his astroturfed signs plastered all over. Haven't heard a single human being say anything good about him though. It may be too harsh but he's fast becoming Boston's Andrew Cuomo. Or maybe Boston's Bloomberg with a dash of Cuomo. idk. He sucks.

30/8/2025, 8:45:58 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)

A new startup whose only marketing pitch is "We do what Google (or another) does, but we wrote it in blood in our charter that we will never use AI" would make a great deal of $$. Good thing there are no barriers to entry in our super efficient, definitely not-monopolized free market capitalism.

30/8/2025, 8:42:58 PM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

exactlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

30/8/2025, 8:37:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)

I think maybe I've been blocking too many people lately.

30/8/2025, 8:34:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)

Desperately trying to read a pdf document and this generative ai bullshit popping up and being buttons you can push all over the page is gonna make me lose my fucking mind.

30/8/2025, 8:21:49 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

Not sure who the guy on the left is but the guy on the right can really play a piano

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30/8/2025, 8:00:27 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

Time to see some kids get Storrow'd

30/8/2025, 7:54:16 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)

Tulsi Gabbard is a traitor to the US.

30/8/2025, 6:51:52 PM | 41 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)

The melody they whistle and hum in the last foundation episode might be the same tune as the one in the movie Prometheus?

30/8/2025, 4:07:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t worry the dep of HHS is on it. I’m sure they’ll prescribe ivermectin and sunshine and we’ll all be fine

30/8/2025, 3:54:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)

Praying to Joe Pesci and George Carlin both today. Praying very hard, very sincerely, that Trump finally succumbs to the abuse he's committed on his own circulatory system via cholesterol and golf carts.

30/8/2025, 3:05:08 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

This is also known as the Obama Public Option gambit.

30/8/2025, 3:02:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

Any day now…

30/8/2025, 10:38:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m sure Elon musk is trustworthy with all of our medical and financial information

30/8/2025, 12:47:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 12:35:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Makes me shiver just thinking about it

30/8/2025, 12:20:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

I liked in the books how they described them as being angled to a certain degree so they’re kind of pulling you to the edge. Def a hell of a concept

30/8/2025, 12:18:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 8:21:12 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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❤️

29/8/2025, 8:17:25 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

He is incapable of restraining his inner genocidal nazi tendencies. fuck i hate him.

29/8/2025, 8:12:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Combest (@decombest.bsky.social) reposted

Chicago keeping art alive:

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29/8/2025, 11:33:10 AM | 28319 5688 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 7:51:54 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

Lmao it’s like vanilla ice and Johnny bravo had a baby 😂

29/8/2025, 6:19:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Omg Captain Pike’s hair 🤣🤣🤣

29/8/2025, 6:12:29 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Graham Platner for Senate (@grahamformaine.bsky.social) reposted

Welcome to the many, many people who have found this campaign in the last week. My name is Graham Platner and I’m running for US Senate to defeat Susan Collins and topple the oligarchy that’s destroying our country. 2,900 volunteers. $1 million raised. In just over a week. Join us.

28/8/2025, 10:51:46 PM | 1178 354 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)

Absolutely nailed it.

29/8/2025, 5:13:43 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

ah yes 30%, the approval rate for wildly popular policies

29/8/2025, 3:54:29 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent

Well said

29/8/2025, 3:52:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)

Trump revoking Secret Service protection from Kamala Harris, functionally multiplying the odds that she meet a violent death. Anyone who doesn't call this regime fascist needs to shut up forever. All its done recently has been intimidation: of immigrants, of blue cities, of political opponents

29/8/2025, 2:59:24 PM | 18 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 2:53:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Radney (Commissions Open. See Pin) (@aaronradney.bsky.social) reposted

I will remind folks those images of Nazi book burnings aren't burning just any books. They're burning the library of Magnus Hirschfeld; a gay, Jewish doctor who created an institute dedicated to LGBTQ sex education and healthcare. And a man who pioneered gender affirming care surgeries.

29/8/2025, 1:21:36 AM | 6091 3565 | View on Bluesky | view