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Newsweek please go away
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Newsweek please go away
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)
It’s midnight and I have an insanely strong craving for garlic naan.
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Huzzah!
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
It really does.
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)
This is an occasional reminder that occupy democrats was a scam when it started and its still grifting ten years later, stop sharing its ugly ass shit
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
If you were airdropped into this moment with zero knowledge of his previous behavior that might be a reasonable thing to assume. But we have access to all of the weak ass milquetoast moves he’s made. Hes simply awful for this job, and only cares what donors want. He needs to go.
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah there really are no refs to appeal to when it comes to this stuff.
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Multiple orgasms? In this economy?!
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Huzzah!
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)
In any rational measure Gray Man is a pretty awful (but fun) movie. But one thing I loved was seeing Chris Evan’s as a wisecracking sociopath. I think the world needs more of that.
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
600 out of a country of a billion ppl is a good fraction, right?
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Cower in fear, China!
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)
The rest of the Earth will now fear and respect us…they had no idea we had this mysterious and awesome capability…to hit a tiny boat with a tiny missile. Superpower Status: Reclaimed.
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh what a silly goose
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Why are you humoring this fascist power grab
Adam Schwarz (@adamjschwarz.bsky.social) reposted
Illinois Gov. Pritzker ahead of Trump National Guard deployment: "To Chicagoans... Look out for your communities and your neighbours. Know your rights. Film things that you see happening... Authoritarians thrive on your silence. Be loud for America."
Ed Burmila (@edburmila.bsky.social) reposted
The best quote I’ve ever seen about this is that every Democratic leader of the 21st century is ideally suited by temperament and mindset to be in congress in 1995 debating the v-chip.
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)
The smug look of self satisfaction is almost as infuriating as the unwillingness to fight fascism. He completely believes that sitting back and doing fuckall is the 4D-chess big brained move here. @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social is the worst. Absolute dogshit "leader." Needs to go.
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
alive-ish
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)
Time to play another round of “are they a troll or just a moron?” Ding ding ding
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Feel free to go away. We were talking about Keir Starmer in relation to trans issues. I mentioned Chuck to compare Keir to his reflexive centrism no matter how unpopular it is. Either learn to read and understand what we’re talking about first or fuck right off.
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn I hadn’t seen the photos yet. They don’t make enough orange makeup to cover up that guys health issues. He’s looking rough.
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
If only-
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty sure it’s just a “hold up today’s newspaper” proof of life hostage style event but idk. I usually can’t tell if he’s sentient on a good day 🤷♂️
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Loved Starmers unhinged rant on how much he loves and respects flags today. Very Chuck Schumer energy
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)
Could you imagine late-in-life Elvis being alive during a time of social media ubiquity?
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
I assume the UK has very different laws regarding privacy, but it always annoys me when the abusive assholes get their faces blurred out in situations like this. I think I'd much rather they be fully clear and identified so that they don't just seem like "the general public at large" feels this way
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Lollllllll “Left leaning republicans” haven’t existed since the Carter administration
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta go 10 for 2 there
NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted
Whether it’s Michelle Obama suggesting kids exercise instead of watching tv or RFK Jr. telling kids to drink raw milk instead of taking vaccines, both figures took a controversial approach to children’s health.
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)
We’re 100% fucked as a species. Feel free to call me a doomer all day.
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)
Very accurate assessment. He does us all a great service.
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)
I enjoy jasmine rice.
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't be the only person to see this resemblance
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
OOooOooOooh a "strike team" These guys are such fucking losers.
Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Anyway, my friends at Bluesky proper should start marketing this place with these kinds of quotes. It makes this website seem like the fucking Thunderdome when in reality it's a place where I post pictures of Viscous Brown Food-Like Substance On A Plate solely to unnerve people.
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)
Anybody else notice that respectable right wing experts waited until their base completely bought into “don’t trust experts” before finally saying anything about Trump? Basically guaranteeing it would do no good, but just enough to get a good word from a few papers
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
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Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
That James Bond was very rapey
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Strong agree here
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Right on. I’m thinking maybe a flying boat too, those rule.
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)
I think if I was ever rich I wouldn’t get a private jet I’d get a blimp
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Incorrect
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg HI UNI!!!
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Really wish she wouldn't denigrate satanists like that but everything else she said is true
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
That's definitely one way to look at it. But fighting an ideology to death doesn't mean it can't get reanimated decades later by a different generation. But I do think nazism was functionally dead after ww2. But i'm not going to waste time on semantics if we just define words differently
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
That is an awesome couple pictures. Those things have some beefy structure, no wonder they can get through huge trees.
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
No it's a good thing! It fortifies their toof structure so they can chew through big tough trees! Nature is amazing!
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Like did you know they have iron in their teeth?? That's why it's a reddish shade instead of normal tooth colored? They're superheroes
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
I just watched like a 3 hour doc on beavers recently, they're completely amazing.
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Those interception numbers are pretty incredible given the frankenIADS Ukraine has. Both Western and Soviet systems from every decade from the 1960s onward. In real world combat conditions. Seriously impressive
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)
A century ago that generation had the New Deal and fought nazism to the death. We won’t be getting a New Deal.
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Insane right!?
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)
In case anyone wanted to see CTE develop in real time Seriously wild fight
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Quite the commentary on National Guard marksmanship standards amiright
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
boop.
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)
Has anyone made a handy cartoon animation of the Glonzo phenomenon yet. I have no artistic talent but it seems the kind of thing that would lend itself to cartoony funny stuff
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Bonk.
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)
Funny enough for anyone who served in the Army, this national guard vacation to DC is probably the only time mandatory PT reflective belt wearing has ever saved lives. Traffic can get busy in DC.
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)
I have no doubt that after he finally dies the republicans will still be fundraising using his name at least another year or two. And not “Trump would have wanted you to give us $” but: “he’s still alive asking you for $ to bring him back to power his funeral was a democrat hoax done by Hillary”
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
I want to break freeeeeeeee
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
“But I thought Cuban was a good billionaire?!” ask the millions of oblivious shark tank fans
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Been seeing his astroturfed signs plastered all over. Haven't heard a single human being say anything good about him though. It may be too harsh but he's fast becoming Boston's Andrew Cuomo. Or maybe Boston's Bloomberg with a dash of Cuomo. idk. He sucks.
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)
A new startup whose only marketing pitch is "We do what Google (or another) does, but we wrote it in blood in our charter that we will never use AI" would make a great deal of $$. Good thing there are no barriers to entry in our super efficient, definitely not-monopolized free market capitalism.
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
exactlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)
I think maybe I've been blocking too many people lately.
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)
Desperately trying to read a pdf document and this generative ai bullshit popping up and being buttons you can push all over the page is gonna make me lose my fucking mind.
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Not sure who the guy on the left is but the guy on the right can really play a piano
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Time to see some kids get Storrow'd
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)
Tulsi Gabbard is a traitor to the US.
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)
The melody they whistle and hum in the last foundation episode might be the same tune as the one in the movie Prometheus?
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t worry the dep of HHS is on it. I’m sure they’ll prescribe ivermectin and sunshine and we’ll all be fine
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)
Praying to Joe Pesci and George Carlin both today. Praying very hard, very sincerely, that Trump finally succumbs to the abuse he's committed on his own circulatory system via cholesterol and golf carts.
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
This is also known as the Obama Public Option gambit.
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Any day now…
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sure Elon musk is trustworthy with all of our medical and financial information
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
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Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Makes me shiver just thinking about it
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
I liked in the books how they described them as being angled to a certain degree so they’re kind of pulling you to the edge. Def a hell of a concept
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
❤️
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
He is incapable of restraining his inner genocidal nazi tendencies. fuck i hate him.
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Lmao it’s like vanilla ice and Johnny bravo had a baby 😂
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)
Omg Captain Pike’s hair 🤣🤣🤣
Graham Platner for Senate (@grahamformaine.bsky.social) reposted
Welcome to the many, many people who have found this campaign in the last week. My name is Graham Platner and I’m running for US Senate to defeat Susan Collins and topple the oligarchy that’s destroying our country. 2,900 volunteers. $1 million raised. In just over a week. Join us.
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)
Absolutely nailed it.
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
ah yes 30%, the approval rate for wildly popular policies
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Well said
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social)
Trump revoking Secret Service protection from Kamala Harris, functionally multiplying the odds that she meet a violent death. Anyone who doesn't call this regime fascist needs to shut up forever. All its done recently has been intimidation: of immigrants, of blue cities, of political opponents
Elim Garak (@elimgarak240b.bsky.social) reply parent
Aaron Radney (Commissions Open. See Pin) (@aaronradney.bsky.social) reposted
I will remind folks those images of Nazi book burnings aren't burning just any books. They're burning the library of Magnus Hirschfeld; a gay, Jewish doctor who created an institute dedicated to LGBTQ sex education and healthcare. And a man who pioneered gender affirming care surgeries.