Mama. Scientist. Survivor. Lover. Fighter. Traveller. Dreamer. Poet. Enigma. Seeker. Finder.
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I lived two blocks from the Golden State Killer when he was caught and taken into custody so I watched the story closely. I've seen first-hand how a vile old fuck, knowing he is caught, can act sickly and feeble to garner sympathies. It's possible 🍊 is doing the same. I'm hopeful - but skeptical.
Yaaassss king 👏 👏 👏
It looks like Karma has a sense of humor.
When the bar is that low but he still can't meet it...
Sac town ♡
"GOOD NIGHT, I'M DEFINITELY NOT GOING INTO MAJOR SURGERY OR ALREADY DEAD RIGHT NOW"
Someone just drowned there in July. Maybe they need a safety review?
Gramps going outside without the Great Orange Divide painted on his jawline (err, where his jawline should be)? Something's definitely wrong.
This will be the cover of the "Earth: The Beginning of the End" textbook for all the little interplanetary being students.
I hear they have drive-thru daqueri stands.
Oohhh that actually makes sense!
DoorDash driver was extra cute today, even if he did square up as soon as I opened the door.
So was he just born with the fupa orrr....?
Whewwww boy she could really use some hair and makeup tips from some of the trans prisoners she keeps locked up in her bathroom.
Is "assisting a domestic violence victim" the new code phrase for trying to hire a prostitute?
Love this, what a great idea.
Officiant: "For richer or poorer, until death do you part?" Me, batting my eyelashes and smiling effiminately: "Best I can do is 7 years."
I hope it's from bleach injections and ivermectin OD.
Holy shit... well at least he doesn't have to cut his own head off as he doesn't appear to have a neck.
Maybe they could ask one of the doctors who performs abortions after birth to help with the procedure.
Is it happening? Is Canada adopting us? Please please please let Canada be adopting us.
What if he's being poisoned by his advisors? If he's not, wouldn't it be fun if we started those rumors anyways?
I'm unemployed as of yesterday so I'll be participating in the economic blackout for the foreseeable future like a true patriot.
Didn't he have a press conference yesterday? I mean I'm hoping for it as much as the next gal but don't get our hopes up.
He sure seems to have gotten under 🍊 and magas skin, I'd call that a win. Principle and substance don't matter to these people, you have to fight them where they are.
Maybe we can just shoot covid with our guns since vaccines are too dangerous.
Ya because kids never grow up to revolt against the repressive cultish beliefs of their creepy ass parents...
This was a great interview, thank you for having him on and shining a light on this national treasure.
Me too girl, me too...
Men say I'm hard to please but have they even tried being Jesse Welles serenading me in an Arkansan river gulch with a harmonica, acoustic guitar and lyrical genius while I spin in circles in my bohemian dress and flower crown? Ugh it's like they're not even trying. youtube.com/watch?v=JhLn...
Is it the widescreen or is kkkarolyin looking extra pudgy these days? Maybe she's stress eating more than usual? PS I never comment on people's appearances unless they're soulless c*nts.
The president of the United States is literally gunning for the CDC because his feewings were hurt by Dr. Fauci and Dr. Burke. He is an evil elephant that never forgets. He is willing to let millions of children and vulnerable adults be the collateral damage for his paper thin rotting skin.
I wonder how my MAGA mom is going to feel about this considering 2 of her 3 adult children (both being her precious mini MAGAs btw) rely on SSRIs daily just to barely function. I told them all this was going to happen. They laughed and called me hysterical. She will plead for me to help them.
They're eating the facts, they're eating the evidence.
The story of the human race is a story of refusing to accept violence as ordinary and normal. But Donald Trump celebrates and uses violence - and the threat of violence - everyday. Our nation under him is bathed in violence. We are heading backwards.
Okay then what's your action going to be Mr. VP?
They see it. They just hate us more than they love their children.
I wish I could tell you how many plastic-faced Trump-loving die-hard conservative women I personally know who have had secret abortions and yet remain 0% self aware.
It's time for poetry
Yes Larry Krasner (Philadelphia DA) yes yes yes 🙌 👏 Please watch his interview on MSNBC with Nicole Wallace.
I stand with the CDC.
Opinions are not credentials.
Republicans know what is happening. MAGA knows he is tearing down free and fair elections. Congress knows they are complicit in illegal and unconstitutional actions. They are not in denial. They know. They want it. Are we going to let them? Or are we going to stop them?
Ya there's zero basis in reality for these people. I told her that's not true and there's no evidence of it. She responded "they just don't talk about it on TV so you wouldn't have heard about it." The worst part is she's one of my 93 year old impressionable MAGA grandma's friends feeding her this.
I love that he just said "fuck it I'll do everything myself." Obama 2028
He also needlessly enraged people and caused chaos when he proclaimed it was all a hoax and demanded we prematurely open up the schools and businesses.
Let's hope!
True unless they take access away from us too.
I had a nut tell me last week the vaccines didn't save millions of lives, but actually killed "millions." This is the total and complete ignorance and stupidity we're up against.
Under His Eye
THIS IS THE TRUTH….SAY IT LOUDER ‼️
Love him.. please give "Red" a listen.
I have degrees in biological sciences and chemistry, worked for over a decade in pharmaceutical development and manufacturing, and the past 3 years as a formulation chemist in the adhesives industry, and I have no fucking idea what "mitochondrial challenges" are or how they relate to inflammation 🤷♀️
Giving very "MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL" vibes. Buzzwords thrown out by imbeciles who slept through intro science.
Every morning At school drop-off I squeeze a tiny hand And play a game of chance It won't be him
A democrat did something violent then a republican did something violent then a democrat did something violent then a republican did something violent and we all fight like children while real children die.
Is this video sped up or is he hopped up on something?
Take me to church 🙌
The basket of deplorables is now a barrel of crackers.
Are you accepting blue state refugees yet? I hate it here.
Bold of us to assume there will be convictions.
People seem to like it. Keep trying, I'm sure you'll get your 400th follower soon.
Oh good thanks for bringing the extra buzz kill, we were almost out.
You seem like a lot of fun at parties.
My parents say this all the time to excuse their nationalism, "you just don't understand, things were so much better before" okay Pam well let me know when you see a house on the market for $12,000 otherwise stay out of this.
Taylor finally gets her flowers 💐
It ain't pretty, but it's all we got.
The strangest moment I've experienced in this timeline is finding out "haboob" is a real word.
I finally understand her Botox/filler choices - it's so we can't clock her genuine reactions when hearing this type of bullshit. Unfair advantage if you ask me.
I try NOT to give props to men who do the bare minimum, but holy sh*t does it go a long way in these dark times! 👏 👏 👏 The audible gasps in the audience are 👌 and show just how rare truth-speakers are these days. "Do your worst, because that's what you're best at."
Found him.
How awesome will it be when Joe Biden outlives him?
Ya'll... this is Kevin Kiley's (R-CA) mega-church about 10 min from me. Do they think this sort of hate is going to save his seat, or their dying religion? www.reddit.com/r/Roseville/...
So much.
Cherrs bish! 🍻
Bless this man.
Looking at you, CNN (stands for CanNotNews)
"If you can't be a great man, just try your best not to be a forgotten man." Donald J Trump, probably.
If an American flag burns in a backyard and no illegitimate GI Joe is there to see it, does it still make a felony?
Last I checked legitimate law enforcement officers weren't allowed to wear backward baseball caps and multi colored running shoes. Bunch of little bitches.
I do with my 11 year old, who is smart, but not with the adults in my family, who are dumb.
Absolutely, and shame on our stupid government.
Bless them but they are going to get dragged out of there and/or arrested.
Aww thank you 😊 I thought it was pretty profound for an 11 year old, but I might be biased.
As a Californian, this is not a point of pride nor a compliment. It's a sign for us to DO BETTER for ourselves.
Time's a ticking.... Tick, tock mother fucker.
What does it say about me that I am giggling with joy reading these comments about his imminent death?
Repost with a group you'd love to hang out with
It doesn't matter if Newsom can win the presidency or not. What matters is Trump thinks he can, and Newsom's camp knows it. Trump is and always has been threatened by him - Newsom is playing for an audience of one.
How is this dickhead stealing billions of dollars from us on the daily and still can't afford a makeup artist who can blend to his skin tone?
Wait so you're telling me potty bots don't show up to speeches? So disrespectful.
Imagine being so good at your job that a political party overthrows democracy to get you out of office.
Well what did she expect, you can't fit very many people in a bathroom.
I live 5 minutes from a big Intel campus. Thinking of standing on the corner with a sign "INTEL SELLS OUT TO PEDOPHILES" but not sure how much it matters since they've been laying off staff and going down for years. Giving real Bed Bath and Beyond desperation vibes.
This looks like a literal dog training course.
"The Fanta fascist is fin' to take the forever nap."
This cat belongs on the cover of a genetics textbook.
In unrelated news, a strange white residue was spotted on the hands of the pope today.