it’s so cool that we had 2 incredibly unwell, close to death presidents in a row
it’s so cool that we had 2 incredibly unwell, close to death presidents in a row
WHEN
Don't do this to me Leon
"Donald... I'm not asking twice... Did that zombie bite you?"
Biden outliving trump would be the funniest thing
😂
That's the one thing macron isn't bad at.
Big "guy who got bitten by a zombie but doesn't tell the rest of the group" energy.
He opens a concentration camp AND he wants the Nobel Peace Prize. His Stooges are probably saying he ended 34 wars though
I hope RFK Jr. will not be rewarded by a cool nickname like The Angel of Death or something
Alright Orange Thanos
The clone died, that's the real one
Looks like shit.
Come on, not again, we already did this when he got COVID
Two things can be true
Has anyone ever looked as shitty as their personality is?
"wanted, generous non-verbal millionaire, must shut up at all times"
It's just weird to appoint a lawyer to a medical position tbh That was the first red flag
Weird this kind of stuff only happens in America. I hear there's human beings all over the world
The comments on that stream were fucking gross
In the movie X-Men 2, despite being somewhat sympathetic, Magneto, the Holocaust survivor attempts, to kill ever non-mutant on the planet. This is a subtle nod to the fact killing people who are not responsible for your suffering is not the solution.
THE PEACE PRESIDENT EVERYBODY
This is so funny, it's probably some stupid teenager who's never seen a woman outside of pornhub thinking he's some sort of knight fighting the crusades.
Thank God, Elon gave us back free speech, that voice was sorely missed.
How long before Trump starts his own version of the Nobel Peace Prize just to award it to himself ?
Honestly what does he think is even the role of the government, post memes and send cops?
TBF some of the lunatics at his rallies actually say that, like "we need someone who loves his country like Putin, even if he's a dictator"
He's getting there.
The hyper capitalist, overly Christian, Reagan years is always a good touchstone for them.
A capitalist free market is when the president decides the price of eggs.
It's funny he's so fixated on the auto pen
Just for Trump*
Dude's the answer to the age old question: what if Goebbels and Worm tongue had a baby.
Incredibly selfish of Marc Maron to stop his podcast before I became famous.
You might want to do some warm-up exercises before chewing on your feet.
I'm so fucking tired of 1980's nostalgia, give me a movie set in the early 2000's please
I blame his father for everything.
Ah yes, the nazi regime was famously indulgent for skilled people.
How the hell did they become so fucking paranoid?
1. Snoop voted for Trump. 2. Snoop is a capitalist. 3. Stop worshipping celebrities.
When you base your whole identity solely on the place you were born.
Yup, money can't buy taste
the reason rightwingers care so much about the cracker barrel logo change and take it as a personal attack is that most conservatives areas don’t have any actual community and the only semblence of identity these days is based around consumption
Phew it didn't work out
Bad year for guys who made records I listen to.
Ah you think you're the first ?!
RIP to the Great Brent Hinds, definitely one of the coolest guitar players out there. He played a mean banjo
fact check: fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
Tears For Fears - Shout
Vas y Manu, prends lui tout
I have no idea why, but before watching Seinfeld, I was convinced Kramer was Jerry's imaginary friend.
Thanks, you too, but I just woke up.
Shit... I found a job
It's great there's finally a useful outlet for Gavin newsom's insanity
I don't blame 'em
Really? Great...
Wishing you two the best then 🤗
Is the tuna gay ?
"do you condemn hummus?"
"The art of the deal "
🫥
Honestly the comment section of porn sites is a seriously underrated place of kindness It usually looks like - Fuck she's so hot, I dream of her 62 👍🏻 2👎🏻 -Not pretty... She got fat 3👍🏻291👎🏻
Hmmm not sure, if he were a vampire, a stake through the heart would k*ll him, I'm pretty sure he doesn't have one
Slightly diminish a band Regent Red
Once again, calling trump strong is very weird, dude bitches about tv ratings AL THE TIME, south Park, dances to YMCA and wears more make-up than any contestant on Drag race, I really don't know where they got the impression he's a tough guy.
Sister, you work for a felon. You might want to drink a glass of water and calm down.
Look, I'm not saying Trump staged the assassination attempt in order to garner sympathy and take a cool picture. I'm just saying it wouldn't be beneath him.
Wish me luck 🤞🏻!
Trump thinking he's Putin's equal is so funny. I'm not saying Obama or Biden were, but at least they admitted you have to take this guy seriously.
What a banal way of describing the march toward fascism.
"I can envision no more perfect visual representation of my Dune world than John Schoenherr’s careful and accurate illustrations," Frank Herbert
Trump unleashing untold amounts of facism on America, wants the Nobel peace prize.
Our sales tax is 20%, just so you know ..
I'm sure the committee loved the Ice raids and his alligator Auschwitz.
People like to act like things are SO different now, but let me remind you that in the 1980s we elected a B-list actor with dementia as president, who then proceeded to tear the country to pieces. And he won by the greatest landslide in history.
Nope, sorry Mike.
They've just spent two weeks comparing Sydney Sweeney to every single liberal woman they don't find attractive, but sure Christi
Weird the only parts they're proud of are the racist ones
You mean. Suing people ?
Oh you all assume the worst just because I have something called “Epstein strategy dinner” in my calendar, when did we get so cynical
I wanted to come to America this summer, but I look way too Mediterranean for that. Also I say bad things about right-wingers. Don't want to be arrested by ice
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THERE WAS NOTHING IN THAT BROWNIE THIS EDIBLE IS BULLSHIT - oNe hOUr laTer-
Elon is mentally 14, no other explanation
"yes Russian roulette also works"
It's been nine years.
He is a "sports" doctor, so he was wearing shorts during the examination. It made sense
My doctor wrote my prescription in comic sans ms font. Am I going to die?
Think about every pro-Israel person who denied this was the plan for the past 22 months; who gaslit you; denied this to you; pretended this wasn't the plan. And then never believe those liars about anything ever again.
He's bald in every reality..
I'm feeling a strong 6 to a light 7 for this assassination
Call them what they are: Republicans. Not extremists.
So... They do have dirt on him
She tried to fight illiteracy like Barbara Bush but she didn't want to argue with her husband.
WARREN 2028 IT'S TIME.
She's great, that's how you talk to these people