emberblades.bsky.social

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Shiny, soft, and pink! Perfect!

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

RFK J looks like he IS the diseases at the CDC

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

His couch agrees.

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Huh... guess it didn't do anything.

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

All hail lord Mammon

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Congrats rhino!

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Another Robin Hood movie?! No thanks

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Yet another point in the "never buy games on day 1" column

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Yum yum yum!

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

This is a burden I'm willing to bare

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Goonscrolling is even more fun. 😆

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

We're reading the same book!

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Leaving nothing behind but pretty pink thoughts!

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Doesn't seem to hard to me.

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Gorgeous

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Wish they'd fix oblivion already. I've had it for months and haven't played it cause I don't want a shit experience.

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

1

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

I love their jewelry!

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds better than living on this fucked up world

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't tell them it will cause harm! They'll only want it more!

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Keep wiping!

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Delightful!

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

B-but, Cracker Barrel! 😆

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Divine

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

So beautiful!

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

They're like a chastity cage, protecting all those sweet sweet holes from me.

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Or both

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Eww, husbands. 😆

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

The multiverse we all deserve

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social)

If it takes a catholic priest to banish a demon that's possessing someone, then why aren't non christian countries overrun with supernatural boogeymamen?

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Weird how dodge seems to be missing that. 🙄

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

...?

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

I'll say.

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow, she frowned so much her face got stuck that way.

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Yay!

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd prefer Batwoman. 😁

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

This. This is the future of taxi's.

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Love the blush

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

It wastes a lot of money. There's that.

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Not enough. Not nearly enough.

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh come on, We just got past the covid stuff! 😭

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

323 I think.

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Mmmm!

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably in the trash.

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

This would be how I'd play d and d.

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Again!

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

You lost me at 'survival'

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Cuuuuute!!!

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm right there with you. I feel like no one will have the ability to explore sexual themes online soon. 😮‍💨

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Hell of a dress! 😍

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Love the gold one.

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

You do amazing work that'd helped me in significant ways. Thank you.

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Done. I hope they listen, but I doubt they will. I have a lot of reason to be pessimistic days 😮‍💨

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Now it looks stupid af.

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Aaaaand the Joker is a bird lady now. Nice.

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

She should try marrying a woman. Maybe then it will stick.

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

He's trying to catch a new couch. JD ruined his last one.

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah, shit. I'm watching Some More News as I read this.

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Better than having half of all life disappear.

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Woah!

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

It was very effective

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

With machines like these... who needs enemies.

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Cucumber paws! Oh the veganity!

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Brain goes bye bye now.

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

You spelled masturbating wrong. 😏

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Hopefully she won't realize how hard my nipples are. Then again, maybe that exactly what I want.

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't think.

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

So much yum!

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

But food for starving children would be "too far" 🙄

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Sharing is caring!

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

I still can't believe that I live in this insane reality.

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly how I remember it.

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Best. Cosplay. Ever!

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't get it...

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd worship her

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social)

I love that 85% of my feed is just porn. I don't doom scroll, I goon scroll.

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

The best

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Take a moment to see what?

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

I have no friends. Anxiety makes it so I rarely interact with other people.

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

What about second breakfast?

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Very beautiful

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

I just want to see the Cara Sapphic kiss again... 🥰

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

How so?

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

That's a fun shirt

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Then you've been told the truth a few times.

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Does an email count? My social anxiety makes phone calls really hard.

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

That ending interview would so much funnier if it wasn't so depressingly true! 😂

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

I resonate with this so much! It's perfect!

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Taboo is my middle name!

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup. It's a suit.

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

If you can, don't show us! There's no way we'd survive.

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

1. Gotta go for optimal bounce!

emberblades.bsky.social (@emberblades.bsky.social) reply parent

Being lazy means your evil. Got it.