Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for doing this. Can I ask what the event is?
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Thank you for doing this. Can I ask what the event is?
Clément Canonne (@ccanonne.github.io) reposted
My petition to the 🇦🇺 Australian government: make part-time PhD students' stipends tax exempt! 📋 Read and sign here: www.aph.gov.au/e-petitions/... ⏰ Deadline: October 1
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
My house was invaded by a silent fly today.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s a special hell for people who move the sample TOWARDS the objective lens when focusing. This might be a metallographic nightmare but the crunching noise aa the objective’s front lens is crushed is not fun.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
“Gung-ho” not “hung ho”. FFS.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
BzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZ zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzźzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzżŹzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz is annoying I agree.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Sometimes it’s better to not google an unfamiliar word.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Some of my best fronds are ferns.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
You would not like an Australian summer. 🤓
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
And was thereby lost to science!
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
What colour soup would you get cooking with that spatula?
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m too gruzz for that.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Where you is me in this instance.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m afraid there is no other option than…
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Ours is coming from Antarctica
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Friday afternoon and it’s absolutely pissing down. All I need now is a raven and a mantle piece.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Glad you liked it.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
In the scientific research system, the scientists are aggravated by two separate but equally annoying embuggerances: administrivia and sleep deprivation. Well that’s my story.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
My revenge procrastination at bedtime doesn’t help
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
yep. Not a morning person.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Neither do I. It’s just the freaky looking kids I was after.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
No Rickrolling?
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s a fluke I’d say.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Next step: Nobel laureates only.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Yay! Good to hear.
Robert McNees (@mcnees.bsky.social) reposted
Probably the best thing I ever posted on that other site, wish I could permanently transplant it to my timeline here.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
How is CeCe?
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
She made you who you are today!
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social)
I probably shouldn't be surprised but @wired.com, ironically, appears to use a dark pattern to make it impossible for me to cancel my subscription. To cancel I need my account number but I need to log in using that number to access the account number. FFS.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Anything that messes up your sleep can be really awful. Nothing comes to mind other than maybe you should see a neurologist (assuming you have not already done so).
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Why to the power of 10^-19? 🤓
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Well of course.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re for rectal use.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social)
I installed a new router at home. It’s absolutely useless!
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
This arvo after seeing me rellos, I stopped at the bottlo ‘cuz I’m a dero to get some ciggies for smoko then paid me rego.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Strewthhhh!
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Using a cat as a towel will have a deleterious effect on your health.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Which one is you? 🤓
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
And Dr Who (original series) and Monty Python.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social)
www.instagram.com/reel/DM-Pk-9...
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Q: What is the appropriate term for a person who has two PhDs? A: A masochist.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually, just asked my wife, Trixie died mid-2018 and was probably 14. She came from the RSPCA so her date of birth was unclear.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
*gung* ho (sigh)
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m glad. Our dog Trixie herniated discs in her back in 2010 and the young vets at the clinic we use were hung ho about surgery. We balked because she was already ten-ish. Ended up caging her for six weeks and she came good. Lived another 9 years.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Do the vets want to operate on Cece’s back?
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
On one piece of furniture?
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/KHJbSvidohg?...
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel that this cartoon must be posted here.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you advocating getting double blinded?
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
A mozzie inside your ear?
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Science doesn’t need weekends!
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
So do you spend the night with your telescope or does it go it alone once programmed?
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Because it’s very very good
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Ouch! This is more than our family of 3 humans health insurance.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
This is a very interesting angle to view the brewing thingy from.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
🤪
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Video or it didn’t happen
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
You could snort yoghurt.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Are we talking about Pike’s hair here?
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Time for radio astronomy?
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
At least it’s not Papyrus.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
This was apparent at a distance of 12,764 km. 🤓
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry 😞
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
How did they get ethics clearance for that?
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
All alt text should be written in the style of Murderbot, “Humans are stupid”.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
One must have standards, mustn’t one?
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
But still not rationally?
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
So, a normal day then?
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
23 x 67?
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
What is “office”?
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
I lost a weekend of work in early June because of the evil of PowerPoint.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe some Tylenol as well?
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social)
@ournewhomecoach.bsky.social www.instagram.com/reel/DI92sH2...
Katelyn Burns (@katelynburns.com) reposted
If this were true, we would have a functional passenger rail system
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Given it was absolute zero last night I’m not surprised it was clear.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
If it was a house it be a whole different storey.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s certainly some middle finger energy here.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
The next piece is a bar that lands horizontally.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
At least four by the looks of it. 🤓
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
They didn’t check the staff fridge?
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a simple, easy to understand and wrong answer to your question.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/tm-xiztBsFA?...
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Well Fucking shit is fucking fucked, isn’t it?
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Get a solid state house. It’s not hard.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Well I’m either working at home with my wife’s car in the garage or at work with my wife’s car parked behind a security fence.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Next you’re going to claim that you have to lock your car door!
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
From watching 50 years of imported American tv, it appears that LA is an enormous city where everything is a five minute drive away and there’s always a parking space at the door of your destination.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sorry Elinne. You really are having the worst time right now. Delegate everything you can. Also, don’t accept unsolicited advice 🤓.
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Short and Snappy ™️
Dr Bruce Crawford (@endyaust.bsky.social) reply parent
Glad to see you getting a break.