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Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

@enigmapie.bsky.social

Reader of funny books. Exquisite taste in music. Athlete. Artist. Writer. Lifelong Habs fan. Lived in six of Canadaโ€™s 10 provinces. Did I mention lifelong Habs fan?

created November 16, 2024

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Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Agree, though this is an insult to shit, as shit actually has a purpose

1/9/2025, 4:42:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

If thatโ€™s true, dude has lived one shitty life

31/8/2025, 11:35:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Stay as strong and clear headed as you can. Lots of wonderful people in the US

31/8/2025, 10:46:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Must be awful living in the US right now

31/8/2025, 9:45:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

What a fucking weirdo

31/8/2025, 6:24:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Theyโ€™re happy theyโ€™ll have those pronouns to throw on the fire for warmth when the ice age hits

28/8/2025, 5:54:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

And guns

28/8/2025, 5:48:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Cabal of fucking soulless morons

27/8/2025, 1:09:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly. The statement does the fight no good. Protests are everywhere and leaders are reacting. This is an atrocity but to suggest no one is doing anything is intentionally wrong

26/8/2025, 2:57:03 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

What midterm elections?

25/8/2025, 12:11:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Observing as an outsider, it seems nothing is normal

24/8/2025, 5:03:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

If Gym Jordan says it, well then, nothing to see here, folks

24/8/2025, 3:50:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Coffee with just enough cream to make it taste like dessert

23/8/2025, 3:45:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 2:07:43 PM | 4736 1573 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mork (@andrewblue23.bsky.social) reposted

When I was younger my dad told me to pop a potato in my swimming trunks to impress the ladiesโ€ฆโ€ฆ.. Iโ€™m 54โ€ฆ..today I learnt he meant in the front.

21/8/2025, 5:28:25 PM | 44 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Funniest thing I have read on this site. Brilliant, young man.

22/8/2025, 4:49:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Fantastic. If the whistling guy shows up in Vancouver again, Iโ€™ll handle it for you

21/8/2025, 7:50:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Beautifully said

20/8/2025, 6:58:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Iโ€™m not too sure itโ€™s a fair characterization of Lennon, nonetheless, the TS hate is ridiculous and certainly based on a degree of misogyny

20/8/2025, 5:14:13 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Iโ€™ve never encountered anyone so incapable of telling the truth. Itโ€™s rather astonishing

19/8/2025, 8:17:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Isnโ€™t he her ghoulish partner?

19/8/2025, 3:31:07 PM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

โ€œSo she fills up her sails with my wasted breathโ€ is one of the greatest lyrics of all time

18/8/2025, 5:49:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Come on. Donโ€™t make shit up. Be better

16/8/2025, 4:22:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Who is singing Letter from an Unknown Girlfriend on the tour?

10/8/2025, 5:25:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

I bike most everywhere. Just obey the fucking laws. Never ride on a sidewalk unless itโ€™s designated as walk/bike. Be accountable. If you hit someone, tend to the person. Remember, itโ€™s not a race.

10/8/2025, 5:21:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

So agree. Inspiring and courageous too

30/7/2025, 2:18:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Finny guy

26/7/2025, 1:04:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

My career was journalism. 16 years as an EIC. I lucked into the work. Well done David. The biz is now Byzantine. You seem a good man. I am pleased the torches are in hand like yours

25/7/2025, 5:43:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Golf ball moon. Vancouver

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23/7/2025, 5:45:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

PS see you in Vancouver

23/7/2025, 2:06:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Brilliant album, Mike. Keeps getting better the more I listen

23/7/2025, 2:06:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

If I am golfing and a bug is in my line on a putt, I change my line

19/7/2025, 7:39:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Which Muriel Spark? I remember reading and loving Momento Mori

18/7/2025, 6:04:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Iโ€™m amazed he didnโ€™t order them to bring back Tab

17/7/2025, 7:21:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

And spitting

17/7/2025, 3:00:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rusty Skylark ๐Ÿฅ„๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ฉ (@rustyskylark.bsky.social) reposted

The thing to know about these on-again-off-again tariffs is that Stinky is on the Epstein list.

13/7/2025, 11:50:27 PM | 216 39 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Mystifyingly, transcendentally stupid.

13/7/2025, 8:22:53 PM | 30 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Reading Peter Wolfโ€™s memoir, then itโ€™s on to Anima Rising. Donโ€™t think any of this bookstores are near me, but thanks, eh

13/7/2025, 6:39:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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11/7/2025, 8:42:15 PM | 28054 6520 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

What an insane letter.

11/7/2025, 3:11:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Gay

11/7/2025, 1:29:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

โ€œWeโ€™re in the fight.โ€ What fight?

10/7/2025, 10:54:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

She looks like a bicycle tire with Proteus Syndrome

10/7/2025, 8:46:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Heโ€™s fatter than Trump ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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9/7/2025, 9:10:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Your Prime Day reminder that half of Amazon warehouse workers struggle with food & housing costs. A third have had to rely on government assistance like SNAP โ€” which is about to get cut. All of them donโ€™t know how to park.

8/7/2025, 7:23:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

And not a one of them knows how to legally park a truck

8/7/2025, 6:08:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

I sadly donโ€™t agree. I think they will justify their hardships by knowing at least the pronouns crisis is under control

7/7/2025, 7:30:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

You could have stopped that post at โ€œWe donโ€™t need Ted Cruz.โ€

7/7/2025, 5:19:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

The whole rodeo business is built on cruelty to animals. Hope it ends soon.

6/7/2025, 8:12:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

I am no longer shocked by all this. I remain steadfastly appalled.

5/7/2025, 5:25:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Me thinks the pastor doth protest too much

4/7/2025, 7:41:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

I kinda see it as a steaming pile of hatred and racism with a pile of guns thrown in

4/7/2025, 5:58:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

I think itโ€™s brilliant

4/7/2025, 7:28:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder about that. I wonder how many people just want to leave.

4/7/2025, 7:25:27 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social)

Chilling

3/7/2025, 6:06:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Upchuck

1/7/2025, 11:49:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

I donโ€™t say this in a pejorative manner toward โ€ฆ oh, never mind

1/7/2025, 11:42:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

An evening walk on the shores of Burrard Inlet in Vancouver

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1/7/2025, 6:54:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

What a mofo

1/7/2025, 6:52:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Crazy guess here, but I am going with this: the author of the missive is semi-literate.

29/6/2025, 6:54:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

I was at a Johnny Cash concert in the 1980s. He learned there were soldiers from a nearby training unit in the audience. He played the Battle of New Orleans in their honour. One problem: the soldiers were British

29/6/2025, 6:38:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

AI slop ๐Ÿคฎ

29/6/2025, 6:30:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

This quote went unchallenged by the reporter: โ€œIf thereโ€™s one family that hasnโ€™t profited off politics, itโ€™s the Trump family.โ€

28/6/2025, 5:22:03 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Marco is so gay. Original name: Marco Rubandtugio

27/6/2025, 9:28:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

The country is collapsing under the thumb of a septuagenarian game-show host. USA! USA! USA!

27/6/2025, 6:48:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

When she talks, she sounds like a 15 year old

26/6/2025, 6:03:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Agree with all of this except risking their lives every day, which they do not. When was the last time you saw a fire in your neighbourhood?

26/6/2025, 5:58:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

It would seem so, though it does rattle around in the head a little

26/6/2025, 7:01:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

He is such a goofball

26/6/2025, 6:32:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Guardian (@theguardian.com) reposted

The worldโ€™s richest Jeff had his wedding plans interfered with by Italian busybodies! Oh no! | First Dog on the Moon

25/6/2025, 7:41:15 AM | 229 47 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this good?

25/6/2025, 6:38:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

He is so out of his league.

24/6/2025, 8:33:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

What a goofball.

24/6/2025, 6:05:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Baron looks a little like Vlad

23/6/2025, 10:32:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Great news all around

23/6/2025, 8:10:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Iโ€™m that guy

23/6/2025, 5:15:22 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

And fuck the dolphin it came in on

22/6/2025, 11:31:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

No. 4: โ€œWar muddies the river and getting out we're dirtier than getting inโ€ โ€” Bill Callahan, Ride My Arrow

22/6/2025, 6:19:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

You mean he lied?

22/6/2025, 6:15:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus

19/6/2025, 5:58:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Maple Mama (@maplemama20.bsky.social) reposted

๐ŸšจPLEASE SHARE ๐Ÿšจ missing 20 year old, from #Saskatoon #Saskatchewan #Canada #MMIW #MMIWG #NoMoreStolenSisters #Pinks www.aboriginalalert.ca/missingperso...

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18/6/2025, 12:23:42 AM | 22 47 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Tithing for the grift.

18/6/2025, 12:39:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Thatโ€™s tithing for the grift

18/6/2025, 12:38:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Such a funny clip

16/6/2025, 5:26:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Not dumb. Highly successful and effective Russian agent

13/6/2025, 5:05:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

There should be a word for something beyond vile

13/6/2025, 2:13:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

If itโ€™s happening then, yes, that is who you are

12/6/2025, 7:53:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Dimmest knife in the drawer

12/6/2025, 4:50:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Precisely my first thought

12/6/2025, 1:48:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Please elaborate. Missed the game.

10/6/2025, 5:40:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/6/2025, 7:51:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

In fairness, it was a way better recovery than I would expect from this lump of goo.

9/6/2025, 4:46:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Under the thumb of a game show host.

7/6/2025, 9:59:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Totally awesome

7/6/2025, 8:30:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow ๐Ÿ˜ฎ Is this apocryphal or genuinely true? Great story one way or another

7/6/2025, 6:35:01 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

I think there were more than a few eyes batted

5/6/2025, 4:49:42 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Derisively

4/6/2025, 11:47:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

His eloquence is reminiscent of John Donne.

4/6/2025, 6:12:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

Gerrymandering, voter suppression, fraud, the deck feels rigged

31/5/2025, 1:56:50 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moriarty ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent

I donโ€™t think heโ€™d win. The country has changed.

30/5/2025, 7:10:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view