Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Agree, though this is an insult to shit, as shit actually has a purpose
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Agree, though this is an insult to shit, as shit actually has a purpose
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
If thatโs true, dude has lived one shitty life
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Stay as strong and clear headed as you can. Lots of wonderful people in the US
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Must be awful living in the US right now
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
What a fucking weirdo
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Theyโre happy theyโll have those pronouns to throw on the fire for warmth when the ice age hits
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
And guns
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Cabal of fucking soulless morons
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. The statement does the fight no good. Protests are everywhere and leaders are reacting. This is an atrocity but to suggest no one is doing anything is intentionally wrong
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
What midterm elections?
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Observing as an outsider, it seems nothing is normal
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
If Gym Jordan says it, well then, nothing to see here, folks
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Coffee with just enough cream to make it taste like dessert
Sean Sky (@sean-sky.bsky.social) reposted
Mork (@andrewblue23.bsky.social) reposted
When I was younger my dad told me to pop a potato in my swimming trunks to impress the ladiesโฆโฆ.. Iโm 54โฆ..today I learnt he meant in the front.
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Funniest thing I have read on this site. Brilliant, young man.
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Fantastic. If the whistling guy shows up in Vancouver again, Iโll handle it for you
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Beautifully said
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Iโm not too sure itโs a fair characterization of Lennon, nonetheless, the TS hate is ridiculous and certainly based on a degree of misogyny
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Iโve never encountered anyone so incapable of telling the truth. Itโs rather astonishing
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Isnโt he her ghoulish partner?
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
โSo she fills up her sails with my wasted breathโ is one of the greatest lyrics of all time
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Come on. Donโt make shit up. Be better
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Who is singing Letter from an Unknown Girlfriend on the tour?
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
I bike most everywhere. Just obey the fucking laws. Never ride on a sidewalk unless itโs designated as walk/bike. Be accountable. If you hit someone, tend to the person. Remember, itโs not a race.
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
So agree. Inspiring and courageous too
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Finny guy
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
My career was journalism. 16 years as an EIC. I lucked into the work. Well done David. The biz is now Byzantine. You seem a good man. I am pleased the torches are in hand like yours
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
PS see you in Vancouver
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Brilliant album, Mike. Keeps getting better the more I listen
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
If I am golfing and a bug is in my line on a putt, I change my line
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Which Muriel Spark? I remember reading and loving Momento Mori
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Iโm amazed he didnโt order them to bring back Tab
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
And spitting
Rusty Skylark ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐๐ฉ (@rustyskylark.bsky.social) reposted
The thing to know about these on-again-off-again tariffs is that Stinky is on the Epstein list.
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Mystifyingly, transcendentally stupid.
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Reading Peter Wolfโs memoir, then itโs on to Anima Rising. Donโt think any of this bookstores are near me, but thanks, eh
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
What an insane letter.
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Gay
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
โWeโre in the fight.โ What fight?
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
She looks like a bicycle tire with Proteus Syndrome
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Your Prime Day reminder that half of Amazon warehouse workers struggle with food & housing costs. A third have had to rely on government assistance like SNAP โ which is about to get cut. All of them donโt know how to park.
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
And not a one of them knows how to legally park a truck
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
I sadly donโt agree. I think they will justify their hardships by knowing at least the pronouns crisis is under control
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
You could have stopped that post at โWe donโt need Ted Cruz.โ
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
The whole rodeo business is built on cruelty to animals. Hope it ends soon.
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
I am no longer shocked by all this. I remain steadfastly appalled.
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Me thinks the pastor doth protest too much
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
I kinda see it as a steaming pile of hatred and racism with a pile of guns thrown in
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
I think itโs brilliant
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder about that. I wonder how many people just want to leave.
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social)
Chilling
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Upchuck
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
I donโt say this in a pejorative manner toward โฆ oh, never mind
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
An evening walk on the shores of Burrard Inlet in Vancouver
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
What a mofo
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Crazy guess here, but I am going with this: the author of the missive is semi-literate.
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
I was at a Johnny Cash concert in the 1980s. He learned there were soldiers from a nearby training unit in the audience. He played the Battle of New Orleans in their honour. One problem: the soldiers were British
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
AI slop ๐คฎ
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
This quote went unchallenged by the reporter: โIf thereโs one family that hasnโt profited off politics, itโs the Trump family.โ
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Marco is so gay. Original name: Marco Rubandtugio
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
The country is collapsing under the thumb of a septuagenarian game-show host. USA! USA! USA!
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
When she talks, she sounds like a 15 year old
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Agree with all of this except risking their lives every day, which they do not. When was the last time you saw a fire in your neighbourhood?
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
It would seem so, though it does rattle around in the head a little
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
He is such a goofball
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The worldโs richest Jeff had his wedding plans interfered with by Italian busybodies! Oh no! | First Dog on the Moon
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this good?
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
He is so out of his league.
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
What a goofball.
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Baron looks a little like Vlad
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Great news all around
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Iโm that guy
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
And fuck the dolphin it came in on
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
No. 4: โWar muddies the river and getting out we're dirtier than getting inโ โ Bill Callahan, Ride My Arrow
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
You mean he lied?
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Jesus
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Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Tithing for the grift.
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Thatโs tithing for the grift
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Such a funny clip
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Not dumb. Highly successful and effective Russian agent
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
There should be a word for something beyond vile
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
If itโs happening then, yes, that is who you are
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Dimmest knife in the drawer
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Precisely my first thought
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Please elaborate. Missed the game.
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
In fairness, it was a way better recovery than I would expect from this lump of goo.
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Under the thumb of a game show host.
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Totally awesome
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow ๐ฎ Is this apocryphal or genuinely true? Great story one way or another
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
I think there were more than a few eyes batted
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Derisively
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
His eloquence is reminiscent of John Donne.
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
Gerrymandering, voter suppression, fraud, the deck feels rigged
Moriarty ๐จ๐ฆ (@enigmapie.bsky.social) reply parent
I donโt think heโd win. The country has changed.