If they can get Marjorie Taylor-Gollum to release the Precious, we can get the government to release the Epstein files.
Budding anachronism; the Pagliacci of wizards; a firm and expected 'pass' (he/him) Virtue signals: 🧙🏼♂️ 🐉 🪄 🔮 🦇🎲 Virtue Beacons of Minas Tirith: 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇻🇪 🇨🇦 #RevolutionEverlasting #AllRepublicansAreNazis #ARAN #AllCopsAreBastards #ACAB #Resist
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If they can get Marjorie Taylor-Gollum to release the Precious, we can get the government to release the Epstein files.
"Rough? I don't know, you been pitching that all night..."
Ooo, what an ironic counterpoint to Nancy Mace using the same protections to *falsely* accuse people of sexual assault. Hol up, did mtg accidentally swing all the way over the bar or something?
The survivors of the #Epstein trafficking and rape network will speak out today (Sept 3rd) in D.C. at 10:30 am EST. Amplify their voices. #3E #OpDeathEaters
If the frontier was so wild, how were the settlers so outnumbered, you daft cracker
Unfortunately, when Schumer says he will "fight them every step of the way," he means he's going to throw himself down a flight of stairs.
Like the Bechdel Test in fiction, I hereby propose that all future journalistic efforts which meet the above criteria be known in perpetuity as having passed the Kabas Test
Why do all critical political ads still look like the opening credits to a Tony Scott movie? Instead of 'valid, informative critical accusation', it gives 'early 2000s action thriller'
RELEASE THE COMPLETE SENTENCE
Egger yer skin is hangin off yer boons
Trump: [wakes from medical coma, asks nurse's pronouns] Nurse: [screams, drops medication tray, stumbles backwards out of room]
It's wild to see all the work they put into pretending to have made art, rather than just working on their art skills. Especially when you consider how they're probably looking at their *obviously fake AI jizz* right now and pulling their hair out trying to understand how their ruse didn't work.
One of the lamest self-owns I've seen on bsky, gross
The hat is trying to say "Make America Great Again" but it also had a stroke
uh, are strokes contagious? asking for a paper of record
It would appear all that cheating at golf finally resulted in a... ...one-stroke penalty? 🥴🏌️💢
If you're going to lose sleep every time Rudolph Giuliani fucks around and finds out, I suggest you develop a drinking habit.
THE VANCES ARE COMING One if by ham, two if by cheese, amirite?
dunno if vampire lore and morbid pedo polyp sack lore are exactly the same, but I'm pretty sure when trump dies, all his ice nazi spawn die too in a poof of gay pink sparkles, if I'm not mistaken
Homey that's the white house press corps
Dude been fuckin around with horcruxes, I see
This is the death-rattle equivalent of signing your tweets
And it's not "potential" peril-- it is absolute, worst-case-imaginable, grave and certain peril.
Imagine being any pilot in any context, and being handed a manifest full of unaccompanied children and a flight plan to a foreign country, and just saying roger that, wheels up in 5! People like this should be permanently removed from society and imprisoned for the duration of their natural lives.
Yeah, hot for president deaths
As a bartender, a lot of folks ask what's my preferred method of crushing ice, and my answer is always the same: Run them over with a car.
We need to cast Turn Undead.
But how is Russia going to hack paper ballots only, Comrade Pisstape?
Release the Epstein files you dead ass bitch
I hope this isn't a... Joke? 🤡
Egger yer skin is hangin off yer bones...
where's wallace, scruff
Good morning, folks. The sky says trans rights are human rights.
sike dude, it's not about food, it's about how sometimes you just GoTtA pUsH a KiD iN a WeLl 🤪🫸
a hard dinner's night
TWIST: it was all a tumor
Seventh uncles of seventh uncles
Not without snitching, no. He's just snitching.
In any RPG that door 💯 leads someplace spicy
Mf just smashing that predictive text button and hanging on for dear life
"Think Tank, a lot of people are saying they owe their success to The Apprentice, a tremendous ratings success, some say the best there ever was in terms of reality television, frankly. Mark Cuban, very nasty man, total failure in terms of business, a lot of people say. Very sad, really."
some mfs just want to watch the world burn
Work at any restaurant.
All Cops Are Dbastards
MEAT, AVOCADOS, ETC.
Let’s celebrate the hard work and positive attitude of Hispanics in the USA! ✊🏽
RELEASE THE BUTTHOLE CUT
ELITE PEDOS is a wild thing to capitalize.
I believe the spoiler alert was "I'm no fucking Disney adult"
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social this you?
Utterly twice, tho
Elon Musk is so unlikeable that even between him and a Nazi chatbot of his own creation, we still root for the chatbot.
well he gonna have to sue me to cause I'm here to report that them twitter boys is 100% grade a certified nazis.
Mark, the exact problem is that the Republican party are unabashed Nazis very literally destroying our republic. That is exactly the problem.
Lol yes, credit to the person who pressed the jizz button on an AI image jizzer.
Better than the rest!
Lol what a foolish, racist, myopic take. Shame on you, seek better education and human empathy.
What a shitty idiot.
#AllRepublicansAreNazis Next question
Thunberg once again absolutely quoting the source material.
The Constitution guarantees all citizens the right to freedom of speech The right to peaceably assemble The right to petition the government for a redress of grievances I’ll be DAMNED if I let some wannabe dictator take away MY rights See you on Saturday, Trump #NoKings
This is my friend's video from Santa Ana, CA in OC. The Santa Ana PD had this situation totally under control. It was peaceful. Then ICE came in to provoke & attack. ICE is a terrorist secret police Gestapo-style band of thugs, posers, mercenaries & miscreants Speak up Call Congress: 202-224-3121
Civilutionary?... War? or what?
Ball don't lie 🤷
Aaaand that's a follow.
Time for that thing, y'all
Suck-ass take. Just absolute dogshit of a take.
Lol randy manner
"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."
Rebuttal: Eyyyy, fuck that guy! 🫣😱🙄✌️😎🤙
Tom Hodor: Hodor. Hodor hodor hodor. Hodor horor --hodor? Hodor.
One thing is for certain after this week: Local cops in sanctuary cities—Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Chicago, New York—are working in lock step with DHS and ICE.
YA YA DID
Seriously, gang, if we all duck down at the exact right second, there's a sweet n spicy chance they all just shoot each other
Ribisis up, America!
'Joust?' 'Duel?' No. These guys shit piss.
Happy Pride, wizardkind!
This bitch on shrooms
Congress is back in session. Bet they'll be back out there next chance.
Fuck is wrong with you?
Microbe logging
You know who else never logged off? HITL- wait.
FOREIGN LANDS
I like how the illustration portrays a person in a house full of poop-colored polygons just throwing away a tree.
News is 'insufferable' to Fox News viewers, heard.
What do you mean, 'imagine'?
Every Harry Potter book or shirt you buy directly funds the persecution of trans people. There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.
