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Y’all… asylum in Canada info: usahello.org/immigration/....
It helps if you stuff Vaseline up your nose
Mother’s Day is when we celebrate that moths famously don’t land on GOP creeps because they’re not very bright.
Shocker
Do you believe in self defense? I’m not saying everything you’re talking about is accurate self defense but maybe. If you’re always a saint, then anytime someone else wants to act up, guess who gets burned
I cried during the clown scene in episode one. Like the heinous fog room camera work right before the clown bleeding on the ground had me dead. I couldn’t even finish the episode. It was too much.
After Jamal Murray said “shit” and I looked up what happens when bball player curse on live tv and I found out Ant said the “referees are f******* terrible” and got fined 100k… I like them even more now. Lmao. 🤣
Absolutely top form from this vandal. Well done.
I cannot imagine how much this will cost taxpayers, compared to the massive amounts of funding and staff being stripped and fired from the NIH, FDA, CDC, NEA, NEH, CFPB, State Department, and total destruction of USAID.
What if the secret to winning elections is somehow Trump's syntax. We need a guy to say stuff like "But we're going to abolish billionaires and we'll be doing it very soon. They'll be paying very high taxes but it'll be very fair. And frankly they haven't paid taxes in a very long time"
How he bought 400,000 bots to vote super yes just to make this propaganda lol.
I’m feeling so litigious all of a sudden. *echos discrimination, discrimination, discrimination* *visions line 7 zeros, like a hologram projected in front of me: a new kayak, that phone upgrade, no more medical debt* I can see the light at the end of the tunnel and it beckons…
I have gotten a lot of value out of looking through my old art now and then. I would say, just consider getting a hard drive to store shit on. Get a big one… replace it every few years if you can justify the cost and effort. Otherwise, try to save 10% of them.
I thought this 12 times before breakfast…But the work camp hopes it’s not destined for us. *intensely sane expression*
And yet they keep saying the “illegals want your jobs” haha no I don’t think that’s where the jobs are going
Ok that made me laugh
is the goal merit or is the goal segregation?
We need a truly good replacement for fb market place… better than Craigslist, better than buy nothing… #cancelmeta
MORE OF THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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I would absolutely love to see them try to enforce this hahahahaha
I truly do not understand how ppl fall for it -_-
Yup
Listen people. It’s time to strike. generalstrikeus.com
generalstrikeus.com Time to strike. Link above😑 #politics #usa #fascism #trump
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
Thanks
I’m doing the same thing and looking for a insta alternative too
I haven’t seen a film good enough to justify that effort come out in a while. There have only been about 2 good mainstream films made in the past 5 years imo. Also I am still masking, so public spaces can be annoying sometimes.
I am replacing all #meta apps/products. Does anyone have suggestions for Insta replacement? #rednote #signal #googlegroups #craigslist #buynothing
Just checked out Red Note. It’s fire. Chinese friends welcoming destitute Americans with open arms. XSWL #hhh
I’m just going to start marking myself safe every night at this point #godblesstheUSA BAGA bake a good Applepie SAGA stop adding garish atrocities TAGA take a gnome around
When factual information radicalizes ppl, you know you are dealing with a fascism issue, not a terrorism issue. On a completely unrelated note, fashion enthusiasts are excited by Luigi and his lawyer’s matching outfits.
The way we could spend resources organizing for swift change and just instead make sure billionaires have extravagant transportation and weddings is unbelievable… “if you want your 70 gallon ice tea, we will have to amputate your leg…” “yeah the 70 gallon ice tea please.”
Hmm 🤔 yes but also, if obtaining the skill set requires superhuman efforts and budget, maybe society should spend more resource supporting doctors and less resource obsessing over world domination…
I love the Amazon strike. I love Amazon workers. I will pay more for bullshit. I will wait longer for bullshit. But I want Jeff Bezos to give some of his money to the people that earn it. #strike #amazonstrike #labor #union
I haven’t watched tv in 15 yrs. Turned it on at my grandmas house the other day and it was just copaganda shows, fake news, and infomercials. The quality of content is rancid. Burn your tvs and just stream independent content creators.
I’m not on x. I like educational content that gives me hope and humor.
And people wonder how the dark fate of a CEO involved in healthcare has become a giant rallying signal… www.cnbc.com/2018/04/11/g...
It’s still not okay, but YouTube probably can help a lot. I bet there are also some really affordable books. Sadly, we have been promised health care but it was an illusion
Does she not have a really rare condition where she aged 40 yrs in the womb though? It can happen I think. You should get the genetic counseling that also isn’t covered to prove she doesn’t have that condition first.
starting the weekend off right (spending two hours arguing with health insurance over their denial of a $12,000 delivery bill because the hospital submitted my daughter’s birth date wrong and now I have to convince them my baby didn’t come out forty years old)
You know shit is bad when picking up the dictionary and just starting with the A’s brings you great comfort. Aardvark n. …Ass n. … Assassin n. …. and so forth. Does anyone have any encyclopedias laying around?
Silennnnnnnnnnnnce. Who sustains a consonant like that lmao. He is my hero for that
I agree, three hundred and sixty billion percent.
Putting ppl in prison for politicians is like how on dating platforms ppl say they like tacos.
Got eclipsed by the manifesto but today I also published talking points UnitedHealthcare is giving employees to instruct them on how to defend the company:
Sobriety is no joke and the skills one learns in recovery are truly irreplaceable. Well done sir.
It would be a nice break from the horrors outside the theatre.
Someone I knew decided not to become a cop when they were forced to be tased during training. I’m glad the learn the gravity of their power, but this is inhumane… so maybe it’s worth questioning this power… normalize martial arts and medieval suits of armor again.
who are you trying to convince… 🤨 🤣
My absolute fav thing is when there are those extremely pretentious jacking off interviews about the making of tv shows and films after it. Like who is going to appreciate the thing more after listening to narcissists yammer about how groundbreaking Cats actually is
I once went to a concert of a very similar artist and was shocked at how he put on a high energy 3 hr show at his age, hard working. Talented. Healthy. Humble. Generous.
Shhh wouldn’t want people taking care of themselves…
Yeah haha I was just kidding.
I would venture to say that’s how they view the corrupt gov. I’ve seen nothing but empathy and kind words toward the average citizen from ppl abroad.
And I always wondered why Santa didn’t bring them presents but this makes total sense now. There is a reason he lives at the North Pole… Santa is an antisocial recluse with a serious justice complex, but he’s a hypocrite and exploits thousands of elves. The guy is fully unhinged/ has sugar addiction
But is it kind of addicting… bc some part of yourself loves that they aren’t criticizing you and also part of yourself is like “what if they are right?” And then another part kinda hates yourself enough to read something meaningless and tedious and then also it’s just shocking? Or is it just me?
I’m still obsessed with the TikTok guy who just roasts the cyber truck five times a day with new evidence of all its embarrassing design flaws. If there was ever a charlatan slut, it’s Elon, not my super hot astrology guru who only dates hot men with high IQs and a humble attitude.
Jerry, you and I could not possibly agree more about this educated take. We are morally righteous individuals for virtue signaling toward a world of nothing but peace and delight. No one can argue with this unless you have no soul. Mark my words.
As January descends upon us, it seems like a good time to tell everyone that the best way to handle a narcissist is to not pay attention to them and to suddenly become far less productive while pretending to suck up, but actually believing in nothing you say. It baffles them.
I recently got a colonoscopy. The medical staff was super caring however, when the dr asked y I didn’t want anesthesia and I said, “because it costs money” he looked at me in shock and said, “it does?” I felt very confused… still not sure what happened there.
Why does it seem like this whole Luigi drama is just an elaborate call and response exercise. As dark as it is, there are wholesome elements. A lot of suffering ppl are feeling seen and cared about all of a sudden.