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The wrong fucking cousin died in that family. I can’t believe we lost John John and ended up with this crazy piece of shit
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The wrong fucking cousin died in that family. I can’t believe we lost John John and ended up with this crazy piece of shit
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Jesus. The wrong cousin died in that family. I can’t believe John John died, and we are left with this piece of shit
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Climate change is a bitch. I think they are using it to kill poor people
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait! I thought he could diagnose mitochondrial issues and inflammation by just a glance at a kid in an airport
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Dumb ass is going to kill off a lot of MAGAt spawn, and that will be the end of him. Worth it
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
I continue to hope for a peaceful national divorce
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
And we’re not gonna do anything about those things either, so you need to get over it. Dead kids are a cost of doing business to people like Mike Johnson.
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Definitely trying to kill off older citizens
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s perfectly obvious thatnothing is going to happen about guns in this country, so people need to adjust their lives accordingly. It’s time to stop the hand wringing and just get over it. Mass shootings are just one of the costs of living in this shit country.
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Medicare Will Require Prior Approval for Certain Procedures www.nytimes.com/2025/08/28/h... WTF? Is this the death panels conservatives were screaming their heads off about when the ACA was passed?
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And she can’t ride for shit
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Ride him, cowgirl!
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh thank god. Western Civilization is saved.
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Ride him, cowgirl!
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Another school shooting? It must be Wednesday
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www.theatlantic.com/science/arch... Clearly people don’t give a shit about wildlife anymore . This is happening without a whimper
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Trying to join the 27 Club?
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Hoping for a peaceful national divorce
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
So being stupidly cruel is the point, right? Uganda? Why are they fucking with this guy so much?
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
That is the question for anybody with half a brain. Refusing to release the files that President pedophile promised to release just doesn’t seem like the kind of thing a innocent person would do.
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
The party of small government strikes again
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Those fuckers
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess you can’t be the secret police if you don’t keep your identity secret. And now we have a secret police force.
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Except we already hit the iceberg
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Been there many times
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
I find that there is very little engagement on blue sky
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s a serious question. Is Newsom the only white knight that the Democrats can come up with?
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
What are my other choices?
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Today the world is a slightly better place
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James Dobson, Influential Leader of the Religious Right, Dies at 89 www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/u... And just like that, the world is a slightly better place
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I’m a Proud Conservative. My Disabled Son Needs Medicaid to Live. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/o... If you need an example of the hypocrisy of “proud conservatives “, here it is. This one has a disabled son that Medicaid pays her to care for, and now she’s all weepy about Medicaid cuts. Hypocrite
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I’ve decided that the worst thing about president pedophile is he thinks all the rest of us are as stupid as his base
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Cuz, yuck
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought I was the only one
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry
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‘I Want to Try and Get to Heaven’: Trump Gets Reflective on ‘Fox & Friends’ www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/u... That train has already left the station, teenage girl fucker
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Ozempic was on the $35 Medicare drug list, but President Pedophile took it off
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Like I keep saying. He’s going to have his MAGA cult convinced that screwing teenagers is a family value
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Goddamn. Sounds like unlawful imprisonment
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
President Pedophile is going to have his base convinced that screwing teenage girls is a family value
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
But, but, but, your kid gets $1000 for being born I think the worst thing about President Pedophile is, he thinks the rest of us are stupid as his base
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Strange how MAGAts are suddenly down with stealing elections
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Are these going to be like the protections from Russia that the United States promised when Ukraine gave up its nukes? Bet Zelinsky wishes he had one or two of those things still laying around.
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I love that show. Pure gold
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Wow. President Pedophile really negotiated the shit out of that one.
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
You forgot to mention the part where the United States is a big part of the reason why many of those countries are unlivable. From bad foreign policy to supporting the cartels. I’m sure Guatemalans wish that the US hadn’t overthrown their government.
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Stop hating on aunts
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Salish Kootenai bison refuge
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Release the Epstein files, NOT Ghislaine Maxwell
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn. This is great. Gotta hand it to President Pedophile, he’s definitely made America Crass Again
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Burdock?
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I’m so glad President Pedophile is spending money on the Kennedy center, after breaking his promise of no tax on Social Security payments, while insisting that he had actually done it. That and the new ballroom make it all worth it. Motherfuckers.
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Is she drunk?
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
I want my goddamn no tax on social security payments, you liar
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
What do you expect from a bunch of Ayn Rand-loving assholes? Actually, we are past all that and moving into the armed military on every street phase.
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, Alaska is in the US now. Who knows about next week?
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Medicaid. Not Medicare
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I’m sure the best thing that will come out of that trip is new peepee tapes
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social)
youtu.be/Ffu5wIjbO7g #alandershowitz is a piece of shit. Krem and #goodpierogis, good for you
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Great. Bet President Pedophile arrests the mayor and declares martial law. Even if he doesn’t declare it, military personnel policing US citizens is basically the same thing. Right on time, according to the fascist timeline. Start small.
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MAGAts bureaucrats who’ve never been with 100 miles of a farm in their life think that people are going to get back breaking farm labor jobs just so they can have health insurance. It’s hilarious. It’s more likely they will just overwhelm emergency rooms.
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It’s such a lie, and it pisses me off. It’s bad enough that the issues and priorities that were important to me have crumbled to dust. The only thing left is financial self interest and instead I got lied to. I also don’t appreciate being treated like I’m as ignorant as their base.
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His campaign actually posted that?
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
True. It’s terrifying
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
lol. It would be surreal
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Nope, it’s definitely the MAGAts too. Remember how they called Michelle Obama an ape?
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sure these pervert MAGAts will have their cult convinced in a couple years that pedophilia is a family value
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The MAGA Congressman Accused of Threatening His Ex With Revenge Porn www.nytimes.com/2025/08/08/o... #corymills
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This is fucked up
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
This is definitely the stupidest timeline
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Florida’s environment is a lost cause
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Another possiblity is that people will just forego health care altogether, until they need an emergency room. Good way to overwhelm ERs.
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Lucky farmers
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Little more snow on my side
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s a smug piece of shit
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like he’s going to have to fire some more people
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh sweetie. That whole thing went right over your pretty little head
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Release the Epstein files NOT Ghislaine Maxwell
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Release the Epstein files, NOT Ghislaine Maxwell
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Release the Epstein files not Ghislaine Maxwell
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Creep Durshowitz INSISTS on misgendering the nonbinary vendor.
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Release the Epstein files, not Ghislaine Maxwell
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Release the fucking Epstein files, NOT Ghislaine Maxwell
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Not a guy. Nonbinary. Dersh insists on misgendering them
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
They are. They truly are
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
The vendor is non-binary. Dersh insists on misgendering them.
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
The piierogi vendor is non-binary. Dersh insists on misgendering them, because he’s a piece of shit
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
But the job report was prepared by a Democrat who has now been fired, so it can’t be trusted, don’t ya know.
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
“They”. Dershowitz is insisting on misgendering them.
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
This is fucking nuts.
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
Just waiting for the ax to drop.
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
They are preparing for the storm that is coming their way. Hopefully, another rich attorney will take their case. Dershowitz consistently misgenders the vendor
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
“They”. Dershowitz insists on misgendering them
Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social) reply parent
I know that pierogi vendor, and I’ve never been prouder of anyone in my entire life. Nice to see someone showing some balls and shunning these monsters.
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The fucking vigilantes on the border are terrifying. No wonder they didn’t stop