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Hell is empty and all the Devils are here. The Tempest NEWS YOU CAN USE: One T ground flax seed in three Ts of water replaces one egg in baking

created November 15, 2024

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The wrong fucking cousin died in that family. I can’t believe we lost John John and ended up with this crazy piece of shit

2/9/2025, 2:40:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus. The wrong cousin died in that family. I can’t believe John John died, and we are left with this piece of shit

2/9/2025, 2:32:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Climate change is a bitch. I think they are using it to kill poor people

1/9/2025, 4:27:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait! I thought he could diagnose mitochondrial issues and inflammation by just a glance at a kid in an airport

30/8/2025, 4:09:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dumb ass is going to kill off a lot of MAGAt spawn, and that will be the end of him. Worth it

30/8/2025, 3:33:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I continue to hope for a peaceful national divorce

29/8/2025, 2:56:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And we’re not gonna do anything about those things either, so you need to get over it. Dead kids are a cost of doing business to people like Mike Johnson.

29/8/2025, 2:54:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Definitely trying to kill off older citizens

29/8/2025, 9:35:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s perfectly obvious thatnothing is going to happen about guns in this country, so people need to adjust their lives accordingly. It’s time to stop the hand wringing and just get over it. Mass shootings are just one of the costs of living in this shit country.

28/8/2025, 5:38:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Medicare Will Require Prior Approval for Certain Procedures www.nytimes.com/2025/08/28/h... WTF? Is this the death panels conservatives were screaming their heads off about when the ACA was passed?

28/8/2025, 2:49:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And she can’t ride for shit

28/8/2025, 2:53:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ride him, cowgirl!

27/8/2025, 11:11:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh thank god. Western Civilization is saved.

27/8/2025, 5:48:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ride him, cowgirl!

27/8/2025, 5:44:54 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another school shooting? It must be Wednesday

27/8/2025, 4:30:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.theatlantic.com/science/arch... Clearly people don’t give a shit about wildlife anymore . This is happening without a whimper

26/8/2025, 12:52:16 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trying to join the 27 Club?

26/8/2025, 1:20:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hoping for a peaceful national divorce

25/8/2025, 1:33:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So being stupidly cruel is the point, right? Uganda? Why are they fucking with this guy so much?

23/8/2025, 11:40:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is the question for anybody with half a brain. Refusing to release the files that President pedophile promised to release just doesn’t seem like the kind of thing a innocent person would do.

23/8/2025, 1:28:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The party of small government strikes again

23/8/2025, 12:48:02 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those fuckers

22/8/2025, 11:52:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess you can’t be the secret police if you don’t keep your identity secret. And now we have a secret police force.

22/8/2025, 4:03:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Except we already hit the iceberg

22/8/2025, 12:11:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Been there many times

22/8/2025, 4:38:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I find that there is very little engagement on blue sky

21/8/2025, 4:32:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s a serious question. Is Newsom the only white knight that the Democrats can come up with?

21/8/2025, 3:51:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What are my other choices?

21/8/2025, 3:12:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Today the world is a slightly better place

21/8/2025, 3:10:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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James Dobson, Influential Leader of the Religious Right, Dies at 89 www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/u... And just like that, the world is a slightly better place

21/8/2025, 3:02:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m a Proud Conservative. My Disabled Son Needs Medicaid to Live. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/o... If you need an example of the hypocrisy of “proud conservatives “, here it is. This one has a disabled son that Medicaid pays her to care for, and now she’s all weepy about Medicaid cuts. Hypocrite

21/8/2025, 2:42:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve decided that the worst thing about president pedophile is he thinks all the rest of us are as stupid as his base

20/8/2025, 5:35:27 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cuz, yuck

20/8/2025, 2:45:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought I was the only one

20/8/2025, 2:43:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry

20/8/2025, 1:33:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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‘I Want to Try and Get to Heaven’: Trump Gets Reflective on ‘Fox & Friends’ www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/u... That train has already left the station, teenage girl fucker

19/8/2025, 10:21:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ozempic was on the $35 Medicare drug list, but President Pedophile took it off

19/8/2025, 7:26:22 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like I keep saying. He’s going to have his MAGA cult convinced that screwing teenagers is a family value

19/8/2025, 5:41:12 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goddamn. Sounds like unlawful imprisonment

19/8/2025, 1:25:22 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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President Pedophile is going to have his base convinced that screwing teenage girls is a family value

18/8/2025, 4:02:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But, but, but, your kid gets $1000 for being born I think the worst thing about President Pedophile is, he thinks the rest of us are stupid as his base

18/8/2025, 3:57:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Strange how MAGAts are suddenly down with stealing elections

18/8/2025, 3:56:34 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are these going to be like the protections from Russia that the United States promised when Ukraine gave up its nukes? Bet Zelinsky wishes he had one or two of those things still laying around.

17/8/2025, 11:08:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love that show. Pure gold

17/8/2025, 3:38:31 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow. President Pedophile really negotiated the shit out of that one.

16/8/2025, 8:04:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You forgot to mention the part where the United States is a big part of the reason why many of those countries are unlivable. From bad foreign policy to supporting the cartels. I’m sure Guatemalans wish that the US hadn’t overthrown their government.

16/8/2025, 7:59:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stop hating on aunts

16/8/2025, 3:10:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Salish Kootenai bison refuge

14/8/2025, 12:18:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/8/2025, 5:24:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Release the Epstein files, NOT Ghislaine Maxwell

13/8/2025, 2:01:12 PM | 12 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn. This is great. Gotta hand it to President Pedophile, he’s definitely made America Crass Again

12/8/2025, 9:38:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Burdock?

12/8/2025, 9:36:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m so glad President Pedophile is spending money on the Kennedy center, after breaking his promise of no tax on Social Security payments, while insisting that he had actually done it. That and the new ballroom make it all worth it. Motherfuckers.

12/8/2025, 9:34:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is she drunk?

12/8/2025, 7:40:39 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want my goddamn no tax on social security payments, you liar

12/8/2025, 2:49:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What do you expect from a bunch of Ayn Rand-loving assholes? Actually, we are past all that and moving into the armed military on every street phase.

11/8/2025, 6:57:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, Alaska is in the US now. Who knows about next week?

11/8/2025, 4:55:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Medicaid. Not Medicare

11/8/2025, 4:49:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m sure the best thing that will come out of that trip is new peepee tapes

11/8/2025, 4:48:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fasterhorses (@fasterhorses.bsky.social)

youtu.be/Ffu5wIjbO7g #alandershowitz is a piece of shit. Krem and #goodpierogis, good for you

11/8/2025, 4:22:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great. Bet President Pedophile arrests the mayor and declares martial law. Even if he doesn’t declare it, military personnel policing US citizens is basically the same thing. Right on time, according to the fascist timeline. Start small.

10/8/2025, 11:22:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MAGAts bureaucrats who’ve never been with 100 miles of a farm in their life think that people are going to get back breaking farm labor jobs just so they can have health insurance. It’s hilarious. It’s more likely they will just overwhelm emergency rooms.

10/8/2025, 11:19:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s such a lie, and it pisses me off. It’s bad enough that the issues and priorities that were important to me have crumbled to dust. The only thing left is financial self interest and instead I got lied to. I also don’t appreciate being treated like I’m as ignorant as their base.

10/8/2025, 11:17:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Polson, Montana. #flatheadlake

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10/8/2025, 9:55:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His campaign actually posted that?

10/8/2025, 4:00:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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True. It’s terrifying

10/8/2025, 3:44:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol. It would be surreal

10/8/2025, 3:39:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nope, it’s definitely the MAGAts too. Remember how they called Michelle Obama an ape?

8/8/2025, 4:20:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m sure these pervert MAGAts will have their cult convinced in a couple years that pedophilia is a family value

8/8/2025, 3:48:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The MAGA Congressman Accused of Threatening His Ex With Revenge Porn www.nytimes.com/2025/08/08/o... #corymills

8/8/2025, 2:31:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is fucked up

7/8/2025, 4:16:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is definitely the stupidest timeline

7/8/2025, 12:22:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#goodpierogi

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6/8/2025, 4:20:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Florida’s environment is a lost cause

6/8/2025, 2:23:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another possiblity is that people will just forego health care altogether, until they need an emergency room. Good way to overwhelm ERs.

5/8/2025, 5:00:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lucky farmers

5/8/2025, 4:58:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Little more snow on my side

5/8/2025, 5:16:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s a smug piece of shit

4/8/2025, 11:48:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds like he’s going to have to fire some more people

4/8/2025, 7:00:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh sweetie. That whole thing went right over your pretty little head

4/8/2025, 4:22:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Release the Epstein files NOT Ghislaine Maxwell

4/8/2025, 2:08:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Release the Epstein files, NOT Ghislaine Maxwell

3/8/2025, 5:04:22 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Release the Epstein files not Ghislaine Maxwell

3/8/2025, 5:02:11 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Creep Durshowitz INSISTS on misgendering the nonbinary vendor.

3/8/2025, 4:32:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Release the Epstein files, not Ghislaine Maxwell

3/8/2025, 4:29:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Release the fucking Epstein files, NOT Ghislaine Maxwell

3/8/2025, 1:15:34 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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Not a guy. Nonbinary. Dersh insists on misgendering them

2/8/2025, 2:43:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are. They truly are

2/8/2025, 2:40:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The vendor is non-binary. Dersh insists on misgendering them.

2/8/2025, 2:40:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The piierogi vendor is non-binary. Dersh insists on misgendering them, because he’s a piece of shit

2/8/2025, 2:39:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But the job report was prepared by a Democrat who has now been fired, so it can’t be trusted, don’t ya know.

1/8/2025, 8:20:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“They”. Dershowitz is insisting on misgendering them.

1/8/2025, 4:36:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is fucking nuts.

1/8/2025, 4:07:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just waiting for the ax to drop.

1/8/2025, 4:06:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are preparing for the storm that is coming their way. Hopefully, another rich attorney will take their case. Dershowitz consistently misgenders the vendor

1/8/2025, 1:34:25 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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“They”. Dershowitz insists on misgendering them

31/7/2025, 8:14:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know that pierogi vendor, and I’ve never been prouder of anyone in my entire life. Nice to see someone showing some balls and shunning these monsters.

31/7/2025, 8:14:02 PM | 35 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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A beautiful day riding in Washington State

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31/7/2025, 7:55:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The fucking vigilantes on the border are terrifying. No wonder they didn’t stop

31/7/2025, 7:51:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view