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Chris

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Looking for the strawberry

created November 14, 2024

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I imagine the Israelis are pissing themselves laughing at this nonsense but it's good cover while they crack on with the ethnic cleansing

1/9/2025, 9:11:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mexico

1/9/2025, 9:08:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It seems to be a strong contributing factor.

1/9/2025, 8:37:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well it does show how fucking stupid they are

1/9/2025, 8:32:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#10 source hastily briefs that he also has Welsh and Scots flags and a banner that says "Burn the Pope"

1/9/2025, 8:22:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wilson was an astute politician. Starmer not so much.

1/9/2025, 5:56:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe that's what those elusive racist swing voters think. Needs to up his game

1/9/2025, 4:39:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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VPNs are hardly a secret. This feels more like a kite fly for trying to restrict them.

1/9/2025, 4:33:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So easy to stick him in front of a camera. Either he's very unwell or they're playing some crazy game

1/9/2025, 4:27:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The harlots did a better job. Good old days

1/9/2025, 4:21:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So do I and most of that time we've had a Tory MP🤷

1/9/2025, 4:00:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But does he wear an England shirt during sex? Thoughts and prayers for the FA

1/9/2025, 3:58:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sound

1/9/2025, 3:53:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Quite possibly. Though it wasn't white.

1/9/2025, 3:53:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just a few more fleas to shake off

1/9/2025, 3:41:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The portrait in her attic must be quite something

1/9/2025, 3:24:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is not what Starmer is talking about

1/9/2025, 3:20:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Very continental of you. I asked for vinegar at the PPT research lab in The Hague and the lady serving was so horrified/amused she called the rest of the kitchen staff to hear about it. Then someone produce a bottle of vinegar that must have held 5 litres.

1/9/2025, 3:12:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Digressing, I lived on beef in black bean sauce with chips though one very faught exam period. All Indian and Chinese food may be served with chips.

1/9/2025, 11:52:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've previously suggested that they stop buying food to deprive Starmer of the VAT

1/9/2025, 11:46:33 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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British political debate is becoming a dystopian parody of the Yorkshiremen sketch.

1/9/2025, 11:43:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In England it can vary from that to something that requires an asbestos mouth

1/9/2025, 11:38:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Echo says the money men are discussing payment structures.

1/9/2025, 11:36:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Villa for Harvey Elliott? Thought they were skint?

1/9/2025, 11:00:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And then only newbies and 6th form tomorrow?

1/9/2025, 10:58:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably inset day most places

1/9/2025, 10:57:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What about chips with curry sauce then?

1/9/2025, 10:54:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every schoolboy knows that England achieved racial perfection around 1190🤷

1/9/2025, 9:24:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I knew a garden designer who thought Cerastium tomentosum is a crime (Latin name coz it's lawyers)

1/9/2025, 9:14:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Isak isn't a 10. Should have gone for Eze

1/9/2025, 9:00:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I only wish The Telegraph was still like that

1/9/2025, 8:58:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need to bring back 'Classic Tankie' because new Tankies are all over the shop

1/9/2025, 8:28:56 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You performed important charity work on Saturday

1/9/2025, 8:19:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think we almost made 8 if you screwed up your eyes and looked real hard

1/9/2025, 8:18:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As long as our cat's don't read it.

1/9/2025, 8:13:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😱

31/8/2025, 7:59:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Satan is so OVER with Trump. I believe allowing him to live forever is being seriously considered.

31/8/2025, 7:11:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If he's playing he's probably staying.

31/8/2025, 6:57:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She's in the UK. Total nonsense though.

31/8/2025, 6:55:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think both sides would have taken 0 0 at 4.30 today. Old school

31/8/2025, 6:20:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That free-kick hits the post and it's a brilliant away performance by Arsenal expertly orchestrated by Arteta. Glad it went in though 😎

31/8/2025, 6:06:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you think Leeds are overdoing the Yorkshire parsimony? Maybe score a goal or two?

31/8/2025, 6:03:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's why people go into politics. Authoritarianism is about means

31/8/2025, 3:39:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jack is commuting to Bramley Dock by power boat

31/8/2025, 3:13:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And the double quotes further down?

31/8/2025, 3:12:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did it say who? I'm not able to read it.

31/8/2025, 3:09:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder why voluntary is in quotes like that?

31/8/2025, 2:35:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought they loved the council. Maybe refuse to buy food in a VAT strike

31/8/2025, 1:51:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ethnic cleansing, AI and a digital scam. Hell of a film plot.

31/8/2025, 1:46:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Put up or shut up

31/8/2025, 1:17:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why does she hate capitalism?

31/8/2025, 12:49:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Assault and attempted theft?

31/8/2025, 12:41:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chipping Norton?

31/8/2025, 12:27:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As long as the US supports them, Europe turns a blind eye and their casualties are low it might go on. Netanyahu's fascism within Israel might cause another crisis. But any replacement looks similarly problematic for the ME.

31/8/2025, 12:07:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She's an ambulance chaser

31/8/2025, 11:39:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Which Mexico will pay for?

31/8/2025, 11:36:42 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fried bread for breakfast set you up for the day

31/8/2025, 10:32:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mine is that The Telegraph doesn't give a damn about the 'white working class' beyond using them to attack multiculturalism and other liberal attitudes.

31/8/2025, 8:13:44 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the days when we actually had a white working class The Telegraph hated them. Idle Communist wreckers so they were.

31/8/2025, 7:15:47 AM | 46 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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St. Lucy

31/8/2025, 6:49:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A transphobic left wing party will disappear without trace.

31/8/2025, 6:44:20 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are desperately short of ideas.

31/8/2025, 6:26:12 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't think we're big on flags, which is why it's been so easy for the NF and its successors to tie them to their racist version of patriotism.

30/8/2025, 11:17:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The King is dead, long live the King no doubt

30/8/2025, 10:58:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As long as she didn't get a refund I'm extremely relaxed.

30/8/2025, 10:55:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like his ponytail

30/8/2025, 10:40:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Odd thing is it looks like a background for a Labour Party broadcast

30/8/2025, 10:38:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dermatology isn't much beyond that in my experience

30/8/2025, 9:55:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time standing still in Denby Dale. That could be 1969. Could probably be 1949?

30/8/2025, 9:20:54 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's the Pies

30/8/2025, 9:04:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Satan is appealing the decision

30/8/2025, 8:01:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who cares, just take away the guns

30/8/2025, 7:40:34 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fair enough, he's probably seen a lot more of him than I have.

30/8/2025, 7:13:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I reckon that's fake

30/8/2025, 6:54:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Indeed. But if it's Reform that dot needs moving?

30/8/2025, 6:14:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's great

30/8/2025, 5:56:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Prayers for and against are still being counted.

30/8/2025, 5:49:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a lovely read and a bit easier than Return of a King (for those of us with little brain). Only problem is now he's a bit famous he doesn't look at all as I imagined.

30/8/2025, 5:32:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I worry for that girl

30/8/2025, 2:57:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dead but also HOT.

30/8/2025, 2:43:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He never walks or carries his bag and the caddy keeps him on the fairway but even so, playing 18 holes will be a test

30/8/2025, 1:54:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who are the UK right?

30/8/2025, 1:44:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not really a war is it? Twenty body bags a week and things might change.

30/8/2025, 11:46:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everyone else should just do it anyway.

30/8/2025, 11:23:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That would be part of what makes it funny?

30/8/2025, 7:34:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Truss

30/8/2025, 7:29:31 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I got a feelin'🎶

30/8/2025, 7:26:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Which he must know.

30/8/2025, 7:02:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Donald J Trump is Dead The virginal brides file past his tomb Strewn with time's dead flowers Bereft in deathly bloom Alone in a darkened room

30/8/2025, 6:56:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Trump was dying he'd "live stream it

30/8/2025, 6:54:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me, the lads, a crate of Stella and that Emirates Airways bird all up The Shard. Absolute scenes

30/8/2025, 6:41:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just becoming a thing now. New YouTube channel - Extreme Flag Hanging

30/8/2025, 6:26:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A central casting caretaker wandering on to the stage at Wycombe town hall and telling The Damned "That's it lads, time's up".

30/8/2025, 6:21:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All radio stations are playing The Merry Widow on a loop

30/8/2025, 6:08:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not The Merry Widow?

30/8/2025, 4:29:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nazi porn. What a surprise

30/8/2025, 4:26:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not a good idea to surrender to Nazis, they just murder you, murder your family and steal your land.

29/8/2025, 10:40:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think The Hague would send a message

29/8/2025, 10:14:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imaginative?

29/8/2025, 10:09:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Depends on the next sentence and the next result?

29/8/2025, 9:52:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view