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Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ

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Biologist in Idaho, lover of nature, taking pictures, books, family, art. Politically active & outraged, but that's not why I'm on Bluesky. Views my own. Profile photos ALT text: pfp: 4-frame collage with spouse, horse, Monstera, fish banner: beaver pond

created September 8, 2023

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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reply parent

Mostly, I just think they're working with old climate data that aren't very forward looking.

1/9/2025, 7:03:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2 years ago I went to the extension fruit growing workshop. They said that peaches in our area were marginal, and apricots and nectarines wouldn't work. The thing is, we were already successfully growing peaches, and had harvested a few apricots before our tree died in a freak snowstorm. Today: ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿ‘

A large metal bowl full of dozens of huge nectarines sits on a wooden countertop.
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We already knew it wasn't for wildlife, but now lawns aren't even for people. Automatons only.

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Okay, scientific papers as a 15-skeet thread of figures and memes should be the new publishing format. Great research! ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿงช

1/9/2025, 3:16:27 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can head my kid's internal monologue here, haha. And then a bad guy comes, and NINJA ROLL. FADE 'EM. ๐ŸฆŠ

1/9/2025, 3:12:56 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, I have a GROWTH mentality. If you hold still, the Pacific Northwest will literally grow across your face. Moss waits for no one. #orchid ๐ŸŸข

A jewel orchid with pinkish veins (Ludisia discolor 'Salmon Sandstone') has little veins of moss growing up the center and beginning to grow across the leaves.
1/9/2025, 2:13:49 PM | 34 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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The article that led me here: www.livescience.com/technology/a...

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Apparently I am a large language model, because these games that A.I. apparently can't solve are a colorblind person's worst nightmare. arcprize.org/play?task=00...

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Is it weird to wonder how many scrotums he has? Is he like one of those poster vending displays where you flip between layers, or is he like how I have my bocce set stored in a canvas tote? Is "he" even the right pronoun, it does it finally makes sense to call someone HIMS?

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You're a frog person?

1/9/2025, 1:12:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm glad I don't mow my small lawn patch that often and that I didn't clean up the fallen plums. There are lots of fermented plum chunks and tasty clover bits for the neighborhood teenage quail. ๐Ÿชถ๐ŸŒฑ

1/9/2025, 5:32:44 AM | 50 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, okay. I'm familiar, I always have some red sex links (a.k.a. golden comets). I think yours is actually a black sex link (Rhode Island x barred rock, a.k.a. black star). Beautiful borb!

1/9/2025, 3:30:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of the jewel orchids from the dining room shoebox terrarium. This is Dossinia marmorata var. dayii. Stunning patterns and colors. ๐Ÿชด๐ŸŒฑ

A jewel orchid with ovate-lanceolate yellow and bronze leaves covered in cellular lightning patterns. Hiding behind it is a small Paphiopedilum orchid and some moss and Pinguicula and a teeny rubber ducky.
31/8/2025, 4:15:12 PM | 80 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eww, imagining a cat crunching through this thing disgusts me so much.

31/8/2025, 3:07:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whoa! Turns out it's mostly seaweed but there's also a fork and a cluster of grapes and it looks like a fungus is invading its butt. Real story - I didn't know that the oviduct was away from the poop/spinneret end, spiders are so much weirder than I thought.

A Wikipedia diagram of a spider's abdomen. It shows a yellow intestinal structure in the middle that is joined by hundreds of branching digestive tubules which I was calling seaweed and exits at the anus in the rear of the abdomen. There is also an ovary that looks like a cluster of purple Concord grapes, which exits toward the front of the bottom of the abdomen. Right in front of the oviduct is the book lung, which looks like a fork with too many tines. A large red, chambered heart that is shaped like a really fat spider leg arcs over the top of the other internal structures. The silk glands look like panicles of grass growing from three cone shaped spinnerets just in front of the anus. There is also a little tree-shaped structure called a malpighian tubule running parallel to the lower intestine that is a complete mystery to me.
31/8/2025, 3:05:19 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I found a cat spider under the bay window and fed it a grasshopper. This thing is huge! What is inside a spider's abdomen, anyway? Is it just intestines? Do bugs even HAVE intestines? Or is it like...developing eggs? Or just sloshing soup? I'm fascinated and also slightly grossed out by it. #Invert

A hairy spider with an enormous abdomen and striped legs drinks hemolymph tea from a silk-encased grasshopper.
31/8/2025, 2:56:09 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh gosh, that sounds amazing. We have not eaten enough peaches yet this year.

31/8/2025, 2:45:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This effin guy, it's honestly a tragedy that we have created such a safe society that inarguable Darwinian mistakes like him can still survive despite the ill advised outdoor recreation, hunting, parasites, anti-science, etc. Just a walking meat balloon who's never bothered a dictionary. ๐Ÿ™โšฐ๏ธ๐Ÿคž

31/8/2025, 3:25:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's fabulous, I hope they enter cultivation someday so that people who can't afford to travel could see them.

31/8/2025, 3:16:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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An incredible legacy, for sure.

30/8/2025, 11:18:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love the racing stripes, I wish kinglets were in my life.

30/8/2025, 11:17:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lovely bird, and I'm confused about what breed of chicken you have. Does she have red saddle feathers?

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Holy smokes, is this in the wild? Where is that from? It's incredible and fantastical.

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Oh. My. Goodness! @joshuajfriedman.com, get a load of this orchid, it's incredible. ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿชด

30/8/2025, 11:11:38 PM | 30 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reply parent

It flowered for the first time last year and we planted it during the pandemic. So I guess maybe 2 years from planting?

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Quote post your spherical borbs. ๐Ÿชถ

30/8/2025, 8:05:09 PM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh man, so sad. Donovan apparently dedicated his life to preserving South African endemic plants and then died in a tragic fall on steep terrain while surveying for a critically endangered species that urgently needs conservation. ๐ŸŒฟ๐ŸŒฑ #nativeplants ๐ŸŒŽ news.mongabay.com/short-articl...

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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, that was a very confusing decision, I'm glad it only lasted a few years.

30/8/2025, 6:27:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reply parent

I think you have to have LOTS of discretionary time and capital, neither of which are foreseeable to me.

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I guess I am now.

30/8/2025, 6:24:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My crazy mother's latest haul to the food bank from her hilariously oversized garden. ๐ŸŒฑ bsky.app/profile/fish...

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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reply parent

Gorgeous, I wondered why it's been ages and ages since I've seen a post from you. Now I realize it's because I've had reskeets turned off since 2023 because of how comedians used to decimate my skyline. But thanks for sharing this one only once, haha!

30/8/2025, 3:12:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reply parent

Hmmm....I wonder how I could replicate this in my garden. Does the tree species matter?

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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm glad it's cooling off somewhere, here in the PNW we're supposed to get our hottest temperatures of the year next week. I'm NOT looking forward to it.

30/8/2025, 2:55:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did a little afternoon float and some fishing on the Spokane River with the ten year old. Flows were a little low in the Idaho section but still decent. I only high centered my kayak once. ๐ŸŸ #hydrology

A green blotchy smallmouth bass lies across my leg over the side of my kayak. My kids with his face covered in a blue blob holds up a smallmouth bass in front of himself. His life jacket straps are mismatched, haha. The river fades to a pine covered shoreline behind him.
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When I went out back to give saltwater taffee to the kids and looked toward the house, the sunshine through the skylight made this bouquet look photoshopped through the window, hahaha.

A window showing a reflection of trees from outside and a couple dimly lit houseplants around a shockingly bright and colorful bouquet. Or looks like an optical illusion.
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Today's bouquet ๐ŸŒฑ

A vibrant, multicolored bouquet with a few sunflowers, cosmos, zinnias, and snapdragons on a wooden dining table.
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An empty pot with a few tiny ramen and vegetable scraps in it and a set of tongs.
29/8/2025, 8:21:52 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lunchtime! ๐Ÿœ

Seven white bowls of ramen with chicken, soft boiled eggs, wilted spinach and broccoli, and cheddar cheese sit on a wooden countertop next to a couple bowls of peeled eggs and a pot of noodles.
29/8/2025, 8:08:04 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Okay, this is actually the most Bloรถdcheฤ“p thing ever.

29/8/2025, 3:09:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Funnily enough, every one of them made a disgusted face, but the next one still took a big whiff. They're either adventurous or a bit slow. Or maybe both?

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I don't think they're rare, but I don't remember where I got it. They're easy to grow if you have enough light for succulents/cacti and appropriate substrate.

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Full plant

A white llama planter in my hand has twenty or so spiked green stems sticking up out of it and an intricately patterned, stellate flower about the size of a racquetball hanging below it.
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The starfish plant (Orbea variegata) bloomed. Truly stunning flower. I did NOT tell the kids to smell it, that was their doing. I just showed it to them. ๐Ÿชด๐ŸŒฑ

A five-petaled flower is cream yellow with regular black speckles. The center of the flower has a ring with small spots and another star in it that has even smaller spots. It's like a fractal leopard alien.
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Actual cannibal Sculpin LeBeouf

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Thanks, I haven't memorized the different species so I didn't know which one this was. But between the calls and the antics I knew it was some kind of chickadee.

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Calling in from the Palouse!

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It was so annoying to have to do work when I could be watching the birdies instead.

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That's the first thing I thought but I was like...this crown is not white. Thought maybe it was a female or juvenile but just as likely it could have been like...a cream crowned sparrow only found in the northern Rockies or something.

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The final participant in the streamside gang was a little more shy but so cute! A nuthatch!

A gray bird with an orange chest and black and white have stripes sits inside a willow bush.
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More birdies from the streamside gang. A junco and then some kind of sparrow I didn't know. Identification help welcome.

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I was fish sampling along a creek when a gang of bold little birds all jostled over drinking rights from one tiny section of streambank. There were similar places everywhere. But this was THE place. I think there were five species traveling together. ๐Ÿชถ

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It seems like words aren't really what you need, but I don't have much else to offer, so here are some blanketflowers for you to mentally snuggle while we all hope for better times.

Three orange and red daisylike flowers.
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They're in the same order, so about as closely related as we are to all the other primates.

28/8/2025, 12:22:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, the last time someone had a real good look at them in 2022 they were like "Ichthyologists thought there were 19 sculpin species, but we're proposing 37". Like...that shit escalated real quick. www.fs.usda.gov/rm/boise/AWA...

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Those are gorgeous! Like eveningwear!

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It's crazy to me that we don't really know how many sculpin species exist. They are basically dragons and should be dieties in somebody's religion. Incredible fish. ๐ŸŸ

A sculpin sits on my hand with its fins raised and its mouth open. It looks like if it was big enough, it would eat me. Its dorsal fin looks like a tiny mohawk with bright yellow tips. The pectoral fins look like spiny elephant ears.
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M is for majestic. ๐ŸฆŠ

A cow moose stands in the light of a forest clearing.
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Wait, I've never thought about this...why are turkey drumsticks symbolic Renaissance fare? They didn't even show up until the end of it.

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Full plant

A hanging basket of Hoya bella has vines with opposite, laceolate leaves in various shades of green and cream. Clusters of flowers hanging downward are shyly hiding below the plant. A few vines of the nearby Hoya linearis protrude into the photo from the right.
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Wider view from the bottom.

A group of inflorescences of Hoya bella contain 7 or 8 white, stellate flowers with pink centers. A bumblebee feeds on a cluster deeper inside the plant.
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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social)

I wondered if any pollinators ever found my Hoya bella that is hanging in the maple tree out front. Then this morning I saw some bumblebees on it, so I guess they did! ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿชด #Invert

A bumblebee clings to the pink corolla of a white, stellate flower within a cluster of Hoya blooms.
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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reply parent

This is adorable. Do you think they recognize your car because of how much time you spend with them? Or are they just super curious about everything?

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I'll message you.

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Oh wow, those silver leaves are incredible. Excited to hear it's fragrant, if you ever share seeds I'd be interested!

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Love this photo, beautiful cat and Cyclamen background.

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No, the photo was taken in October last year in France. As you say the little buds cover the ground around the cedar tree. Our cat Misti near the cedar :) The garden becomes a carpet of cyclamens. They spill out onto the country lane where folk dig a few up for themselves.

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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds scary - but no. It's Cyclamen!

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The goldenrod has a veritable cloud of tiny native bees around it today. No idea what they are. ๐ŸŒฑ #nativeplants #Invert

A clump of goldenrod has dozens of bright yellow inflorescences and thousands of individual flowers. Two small black bees with white stripes on their abdomens sit on a clump of bright yellow goldenrod flowers.
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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow! Is this from their native range in the Mediterranean, or are they naturalized?

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Check out all the fun patterns and colors in these tailed frog tadpoles! This is a cryptic species that lives in such cold, turbulent streams that the males have penises for internal fertilization lest their little froggie sperms get swept away, haha. The tadpoles have suction cup mouths! ๐Ÿ๐ŸŒŽ

A couple dozen tailed frog tadpoles sit on the side of an orange bucket. They come in a spectrum of earth tones from light tan to nearly black, all speckled and patterned with different shades of gold or lighter brown. They all have a little cream oval on the tips of their tails.
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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reply parent

I have the former two that I grew from seed...is C. purpurescens also winter hardy? Might have to add it.

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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reply parent

You're thinking right!

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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reply parent

Nailed it!

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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social)

You got it! Cyclamen flowers end up coiling and retracting back down to the ground. Once the capsules ripen, they pop open. The seeds come with a sugar coating so that ants will carry them off, nibble the coating, and then abandon them to sprout! ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒŽ #Invert

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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reply parent

Nope, but you're getting close. They're seed capsules from something.

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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reply parent

It kinda looks like it, but these are hollow!

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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reply parent

Are those like persimmons? I don't actually know - that's not it.

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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reply parent

Used to be! But from what?

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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reply parent

Of course, as long as you share a photo of the finished product!

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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, that's a clever guess, but no.

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Good guess - they are dried (naturally), but there was no flesh inside. It is not a berry.

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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh wow, a rare treat: it only has one "H". We have been favored by the cicadas on this blessed day.

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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey @infinitescream.bsky.social, what sound does a cicada make?

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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social)

Who can guess what these are? No AI or reverse image searching allowed. ๐ŸŒฑ

In my hand sit what look like four hollow blueberries on spiral stems.
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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reply parent

I haven't. They don't need to be in large streams, the one I'm visiting in a couple weeks is small enough to step across. However, the only iNaturalist record of D. aterrimus in the Payette River basin is from above Upper Payette Lake. So I think when you get that far south they need to be higher.

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Supposedly, but unless it's part of my existing research program I don't have time. Unfortunately, none of the streams I sample around McCall have them.

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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reply parent

No, fish are the target research taxa. The salamanders are bycatch, but I still love them.

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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social)

Imagine literally living under a rock underwater for years. Then deciding to become a neckbeard & NEVER move out of the basement (neoteny). Then suddenly getting captured & placed onto a blue plastic tote lid by aliens. The existential crisis on this salamander's face before it was released, haha. ๐Ÿ

A huge chocolate brown salamander sits on a blue plastic tote lid with a perplexed expression on its face and the cutest toes on earth (four on each front foot, five on the rear feet).
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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm due to sample a stream where they live the first week of September.

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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep, a clade that diverged from spoopy fish millions of years ago.

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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reply parent

We could pretty easily make that happen.

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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reply parent

I'll probably catch some more in Benewah County in two weeks if you wanna volunteer! Only like seven hours away, haha.

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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social)

New day, new stream. Today's sampling took me to the land of spoopy puppies (Idaho giant salamanders) along with the usual complement of vibrant native trout. Gorgeous waterfalls on this creek under an ancient battlement of 150' redcedar monarchs. ๐Ÿ๐ŸŸ

A stream flowing through a thick forest of towering trees rushes over a series of cascades. In the foreground, a tripod holds up the center of a seine that stretches across the creek. An Idaho giant salamander with glistening chocolate skin and golden eyes crawls out of my hands toward the camera.
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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reply parent

The trout was never seen again but based on what I've observed from pumping the stomachs of predatory fish it was liquefied rather quickly. The tag made it through without a hitch and ended up in an ammo can rafting down the Colorado River, hahaha.

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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh wow, it does! How did you find that? Surely you weren't actively looking, but if you were, I'm flattered. And yes, it's never certain unless you have the tag from the grower, but this is still really helpful!

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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reply parent

I suppose education is our only option because involuntary euthanasia isn't legal and the idiocracy is real, so...good luck and soldier on.

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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reply parent

I will admit without hesitation that I'm not like...bodily dedicated to science. Although I would do the science leg thing. And one time I swallowed a whole fish and a PIT tag to track it through my digestive system, so maybe I have intestinal parasites? But hard pass on the tarantula hawk stings.

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Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer๐ŸŸ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh yeah, like we can't find a dumbass anywhere in North Carolina, hahaha.

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