Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
‘When right becomes wrong, resistance becomes a duty’ B.B. P.K L13.
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I volunteer to start the long overdue (somebody really forked up all those years ago) domestication of these fluffs! We have to start now, these things take time!
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, the infamous tomato-slapper 2000! Someone should reprogram it for sorting politicians 🤔
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Penny Dreadful-I am all in for surprises 🥳
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
So, the muppet learned a new word today and didn’t even bother to look up its meaning… well, color me surprised 🙄
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Food for thoughts and actions… www.amnesty.org/en/documents...
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
The god-level of dumb that this muppet shows knows no limits…😳
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Even this simple sentence transpires as threatening…
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
What could possibly go wrong! 🤔
Luca (@lucagalletti.bsky.social) reposted
I didn’t know it but now I need a baby donkey 😂💗
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Pure bliss and a perfect example of real manliness! 🫡
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
I like your thinking! Very good non-violent civil protest tactics!🫡
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Needs a bunch of garlic around the neck to complete his fantasy defense armor.
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
They played too much Mario Party!
Koyoteelaughter (@koyoteelaughter.bsky.social) reposted
Sex Education doesn't lead to promiscuity. Teaching kids how to start a fire doesn't lead to them becoming arsonists. And weak gun laws doesn't create school shooters. However, unlike the first two, when someone snaps and wants to lash out, unrestricted gun access is a bad idea.
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ll immediately implement this behavior in our household. Thank you!🥳
boofus 🎃 (@te-kanawa.bsky.social) reposted
if i could boop you all with forehead kisses i would
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s sweet🫠 Thank you! In Norway there’s a saying: Hadde en ulldott vært en klem, ville jeg slengt en hel sau i trynet pa deg. Translation: If a cotton swap was a hug, I would chuck a whole sheep at your face. 🥳
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
As a common rule, out with the orange garbage, first.
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s a good suggestion I actually never heard of before. The two most common theories are that they were either a kind of dice or a lost means for calculating distances in battles (attached to long poles, often common finds along with dodecahedrons). That would explain the absence of finds in rome
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah, just visit your local undertaker and ask if they take walk-ins. The faces they make always makes my day…🥳
M Meerkat (@kackbro.bsky.social) reposted
We Remember and Honor Aunt Crabby ! And We Agree With Her, We Must End Chump........
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Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, these fragile males! So afraid their manhood will deplete because somebody else is different …
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, my! Another Galton fanboy! 🤬
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
This is cute as F! But got a bad flashback to my childhood. Saw a doc in the 70’s (think it was a Disney movie, which won an Oscar?) where they filmed flamingos in a salt desert… and a flamingo chick dying of starvation. That shite hunted my nights for a long time😖
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, my! Good thing Darwin chose any other animal than pandas for his observations, otherwise he would’ve scraped the whole idea about evolution and such…🙄
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Appropriate! Turning his back to and running away from what the flag represents.
Streetwise, the Cville Safety Cat (@averysafecat.bsky.social) reposted
There’s a lot that’s wrong with Cville (a lot wrong with the world) but this is the only town where people, and of all walks of life, tell me that they like my shirt.
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude, not true! I absolutely love your shirt and I don’t even know what Cville is 🤘
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s called Monday…🫡
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Unlike the pictured house, a whorehouse has a hard working staff…
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
A poorly masked KGB handler meeting, it was🤨
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess it’s me, since I am commenting here…🙄
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Doubt they can hear Newsom, with their fingers in their ears screaming ‘lalalala’😡
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
I was half-laughing til I remembered how many times I tried to scroll with my finger on my laptop screen, which, of course, does not have a touch screen…😏
Animals R Us… 🐾 (@animalsrus.bsky.social) reposted
The animal kingdom is truly miraculous! We humans have so much to learn from our animal friends… ❤️😊
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
KGB handler meeting, broadcasted live🙄
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
First ever live broadcast of a spy meeting his KGB handler🧐
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
One stinky turd trying to shine up another stinking turd.🤢
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social)
Today on NRK (public Norwegian broadcasting): German AfD ‘politician’ Lena Kotré and fellow douchebags from the Norwegian far right party ‘norgesdemokratene’ had to be ‘evacuated’ when they faced about a thousand protesters in Oslo! Go Norway, resist the nazi scum! www.nrk.no/stor-oslo/be...
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Anybody else having a hunch that Newsom and Colbert are long lost brothers?🤔 Put some glasses on the painting and presto, Stephen! 🥳
Insta Science (@instascience.bsky.social) reposted
This is how the world should be.
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Was a quick wiki search, so…:-)
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, they gonna eat him!🤨
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Phiddipus, of course! Looked it up and apparently it means ‘he, who spares the horses’. That is soooo ominous (spares the horses from what???).:-) and if he hasn’t eaten a horse yet, it fits! 🥳
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
🎼 Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl…’ 🥳
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Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
And science, i kid you not, says that this is the most common cause for real and lasting happiness🥰
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy Lefty!🥳 The Leftorium will take your orders now.
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Dear Sir! 🧐 Do not wait for a gold plaited figure that represents the view of a few, but bath in the knowing that you gave so much joy to millions of people for being an excellent actor and a funny and warm human being with a heart of gold! Sincerely, millions of other people
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
After WW2, Germany implemented rules to prevent any arm of the military forces to be used as a police force (which the Nazis did). At the same time every soldier is entitled to disobey commands that ‘violates others' human dignity, international law or consists of a crime’. This should be the rule.
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Chaos kid not following the rules, I salute you🫡
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
And as everyone who ever had a budgie can attest, they also drop ‘bombs’ everywhere…
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Rube Goldberg machine, cat style 🫡
I Post Animal Vids... 😊 (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted
This rescue kitten was abused by her previous owners, but her new foster mom knows exactly how to gain her trust... 🥺 #cat #catday #bluesky
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Cue John Williams
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Daddy had a boys night out😁
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
😁 A bit like me every morning in front of the mirror: ‘no idea who u are, but I shave u anyway’ 🤣🥳
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately anti-vaxxers do not listen to reason, they listen to their idols and follow them unreflected into the abyss. It’s a bit like religion, isn’t it.🙄
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, again😁 Your clips are stress releasers 👍
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Old school carbon dating! 😁 Is she a mob boss? Because that’s how they do in all the movies; no telephone, no electronics, no witnesses 🤔
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Democracy and lifetime appointment are not ment to be in the same sentence…🧐
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, he got that childhood memory really good!🤣🤣🤣
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
And now the clip when they used the trampoline!🥳
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Big Bill and his cell mate Ben Dover 😎
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Age 23 is no coincidence, since it’s around that time we realize 👇🏻
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
A frugal, good Christian 🤔🤨🤢🤬
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Mariana Z (@mariana057.bsky.social) reposted
What do you call the sexuality where you're attracted to both sexes, but neither are attracted to you? Bi-yourself….
Dave (@sheepfilms.bsky.social) reposted
Please don't plug keyboards or other devices into random USB ports, ok?
Insta Science (@instascience.bsky.social) reposted
A stunning drone shot of falling lava rocks.
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
That is correct 😎
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Worked for 20 years in kindergartens, kids reactions to LGTBQ matters has always, without exception, been like this:
I Post Animal Vids... 😊 (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted
In a world where you can be anything, be kind #bluesky... 😊
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social)
When your tarantula had a little fun with a moth.. (It’s actually a moth, but still…😖)
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice one and close to my credo: raise your arguments, not your voice 😁
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
What? My inner voices have meetings, bookclubs and throw the occasional party here and there! 😳
Pets Against Trump… (@trumph8ters.bsky.social) reposted
I can never get enough of this magnificent dinosaur bird the Shoebill… 🐦 ❤️
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s the ghost of Mad Jack Churchill coming back to hunt a Nazi, again! Easily recognizable by his braodsword and longbow 😁
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Or as per The Simpsons: if you happy and you know it’s a sin 🎶
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Did he had a broadsword and a longbow as well? That was the ghost of Jack Churchill coming back to scare the shit out of a Nazi once again! 🫡
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, a center dedicated to the performing arts of scheming, lying, distracting from facts and acts of felony, money laundering, abducting and killing by proxy, stealing, being a pedophile and generally behaving like an asshole demands a lot of space. Sure the Kennedy Center is big enough? 🤔
Insta Science (@instascience.bsky.social) reposted
Blue Ghost's view of the moon at 100km altitude. -Credits: NASA
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
No probs, fashion goes in cycles. Be the one responsible for bringing tradition into a new age!😁
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Ouch, the burn!🥳🥳 Someone buy this man some turtle wax, he deserves it!
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
For me it’s literally on the farthest side of the world😁
Flachmixer (@flachmixer.bsky.social) reply parent
Brilliant! 😁👍