It’s just gonna be Vance in a Trump mask telling everyone he’s fine and feeling great and about to sign an EO for all new couches in the White House.
Soooo, we’re really doing this again?
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It’s just gonna be Vance in a Trump mask telling everyone he’s fine and feeling great and about to sign an EO for all new couches in the White House.
Never forget this: Working people outnumber the billionaires and CEOs by a huge margin. If workers stand together, they will win. Solidarity.
Hours after trying to assassinate the EU Commission president, Russia tried to assassinate Germany’s military's inspector general, Carsten Breue, the highest-ranking general in the Bundeswehr. His plane was also jammed once over the Baltic Sea and once over Lithuania.
Just because the effects of the disease will linger doesn’t mean we shouldn’t want the cure.
What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
[CUE MUSIC: “IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL” PLAYING SOFTLY] [FADE IN BACKGROUND SOUND: A solemn voice reads names] Nate Silver. Matthew Yglesias. Megan McArdle. Mark Cuban. [FADE IN: SALLY STRUTHERS sits on a stool in a pool of light on a minimalist set. She looks SAD.] /1
The maga crew rely only on themselves and expect this of everyone. This rugged individuality is stymied by one thing alone… the most basic bread recipe known to civilization. You’d have to be a goddamned lunatic to fuck around with the volatility that is flour, yeast, honey, water and melted butter.
Fred Hampton, whose birthday is today, said we gotta be okay with making mistakes. That this is part of practice, of getting politically involved, and trying. As he said, “We have to start making mistakes, and you learn through making mistakes.”
What will America be under President JD Thiel, excuse me, I meant JD Vance? Time to start seriously thinking about this as Trump’s health continues faltering.
People are often surprised to learn that Lee was an officer who never made it past colonel. The purported promotion to general was awarded by a treasonous cabal calling itself the "confederate states of america" which was put down by force by the Union army, which also had superior generals.
Republicans are a stain on humanity.
Portugal’s President Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa: Trump is "objectively, a Soviet or Russian asset. He functions as an asset." In March, British Conservative Party MP Graham Stuart raised that Trump had been groomed by the Kremlin’s security services over a period of decades.
The rest of his writing definitely supports the he has not left his apartment theory. But like, since way before DC became a police state.
Update: it got funny again
Kids have never been safe at church.
He has eaten pounds of shit. Pounds. And other…. fluids. Pounds.
Finally. Can we please also get B&E charges moving on Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy? These liberal goons have gotten away with far too much for way too long. Stop indoctrinating our children into a culture of kindness and love. Vote republican.
The lady banned from uber for being racist sure has a lot of questions about “polite society.”
Attempting to rig elections on his behalf. Turning the military on citizens. Toying with the idea of declaring martial law. Attacking political enemies and punishing those who speak out against his regime. If this were happening in another country, what would you call it?
Not to worry. Many countries survive without shipments from these countries. For instance, North Korea.
Japan Post just announced they will no longer deliver mail to the United States, joining Germany, Austria, Denmark, Italy, France, and Sweden.
it’s really fucked me up today to see our friends in DC posting first day of classes pictures of their kids—smiling, hopeful, happy—alongside “know your rights” graphics. The number of people who have allowed a whole city of real people to be militarized exclusively to generate fear is unforgivable.
People like Yglesias and Ezra Klein don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about and the fact they hold such sway in liberalism is pretty telling
The collapse will be catastrophic. We have little understanding of the massive debt being accumulated via on-line sports books. Multiple bubbles bursting simultaneously, and all of Donald’s other fuck ups will explode into a supernova of American failure. Or, as republicans call it, greatness.
But how can we be certain that the big scarlet “C” Donald placed on the housing applications of black people didn’t just mean “cool .”
The whole media bows to litigious racists, genocide-supporting Zionists and anti-trans activists - because they mostly agree with them
he literally stole an election and then passed a massive surveillance bill and set up gitmo and other black sites to disappear people into. ICE and the DHS were both created by him. literally every tool trump is now using was created or massively expanded by the bush admin.
i am far from an alarmist but i have been operating under this assumption since he won. it’s why i thought that he should have been asked, at some point, whether he intended to leave office on january 20, 2029.
We aren’t calling for unity, we are calling for survival. A very basic ask.
The danger we are all in when a narcissist who defined himself through physical and sexual potency slams into the cognitive dissonance of mortality -- bloody hell.
This is a very weird situation in that it's the first time since FDR the press has a visibly ill, probably dying President -- so the first time in the modern media model -- and they seem completely unequipped to report on it. (also "they like him and want him to rule us like a king" factor, yes)
This is called human trafficking.
Shipping someone to a country to which they have no ties is not deportation, it is human trafficking. The United States of America is engaged in human trafficking.
Wait, the pedophiles are calling OTHER people, “cockroaches?” Huh, weird.
James Dobson, a truly monstrous man who caused incalculable harm to so many people, is dead at last. Unfortunately there’s no shortage of creatures like him in the US, and now they’re running the government.
Like I said, you can commit any crime in America, including raping kids, as long as you wear a MAGA hat, support Trump, and engage in quid pro quo. I give you 1,600 insurrectionists pardoned, Tina Smith, and Ghislaine Maxwell.
Fuck yeah!!!!!!
To my 10th grade English teacher, who said, “Make the conclusion count.”
"show me your papers" is bad enough, but not knowing which papers count is Kafkaesque
How it started. How it’s going.
“Go fuck a couch, JD Vance!”
Btw @lincolnproject.us calling Stephen Miller "Pee Wee German" is the nickname of the year (With apologies to the late Paul Reubens)
Thank you, Boston Globe. This is how it's done.
There is no moral equivalence between bullies and the bullied, between tyranny and democracy, or between brutality and decency. No individual can be free in a society devoid of justice. There can be no liberty where brutality reigns.
From “you can’t call everyone you disagree with a Nazi” and “the left is obsessed with calling people Nazis” to silence
Here’s the thing, what good does it do to identify these fucking nazis *AFTER* they murder another ten million people?
For years people said it was a gross exaggeration to label Nazism and its associated viewpoints within the modern conservative movement and especially online. Now Nazis are openly thriving and their rhetoric is impossible to avoid and many of the people who downplayed it are saying nothing at all
Republicans won’t stop raping children and destroying families on their own. We have to stop them.
the irony of MAGA is that the actual result of its “governance” will be sharp national decline and humiliation
the constitution gives congress the power to regulate federal elections if it so chooses but the states maintain presumptive control over the conduct of their elections.
As we approach the 20th Anniversary of the Roberts Court, here is my list of the Top Ten Worst Con Law Cases of his Court. Boy was that a hard list to whittle down and no doubt people will disagree with some omissions but the harm to America is truly awful. www.dorfonlaw.org/2025/08/mour...
Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
Outside Dupont north metro
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The same applies to antisemitism and problems in higher education and the media. Trump has shown again and again that his actions are pretextual.
I think it's worth pointing out that the right has, for the last, what, 30 years?, embraced the idea that if masked men approach your car you should shoot them. All of them. And have legislated that way with "stand your ground"and "castle" laws.
Guys, I don’t think the gun nutters care about watering the tree of liberty anymore. WHO WILL WATER THE FUCKING TREE? THE FUCKING LIBERTY TREE IS DYING OH NO!!!!
Life comes at you fast
Times person of the year is about to be juries. Specifically, juries that acquit. Over and over and over.
Yes and those people are so easily needled and boy is it fun.
The concentration of wealth in the hands of a few isn't just bad for our economy. It's corrosive to our democracy. When the wealthy and well-connected control our political system, regular people don't have a voice. The result? The demagoguery and corruption we're seeing now.
There has not been in the history of humanity a better return on investment than the republican led destruction of The Department of Education.
Ask yourselves this question daily!!
There’s more of us than there are of them.
This is how fascism comes.
The traitorous Trump capitulates to Putin, then threatens Americans with our own military troops. This is not a real president.
Trump: I hereby demand an immediate ceasefire or else major economic penalties, not just on you, but on anyone who trades with you. Putin: Nah. Trump: Well, that’s good enough for me. Would you accept me aping your propaganda again instead? Putin: Okay.
The pedo posse doing tough guy cos play, would be funny if it weren’t so sad. Love your kids so they don’t end up like THIS pathetic lot.
This meme expresses the hopelessness that government workers feel. We are enemies of the people, according to our own bosses. Violence against us is tacitly (or explicitly) sanctioned. Black-majority places, and public health workers, in particular.
This is why they have to do rapes to get sex. Sad little incels in costumes.
For the assault on Tiananmen Square China brought in troops from far away rural provinces who spoke different dialects.
Susan Collins was accidentally right about Trump when she said after impeachment 1 “I think he’s learned his lesson.” The lesson: people said I can’t, but I didn’t face real consequences, and Republicans like Collins cover for me. She meant the opposite lesson. But the learning mechanism is right.
Centrist is a dumb term for reactionary coward
Would love to hear a centrist explain what the specific crime threshold is that makes sending federal troops into a city reasonable
Why can they find places to sleep for national guard troops coming from other states to occupy DC, but not for homeless ppl. In Jan 2020, they used hotels for the guard. Will they do the same this time? If so, why is there $ for the army to stay in hotels but not homeless ppl?
look personally i agree the earth is likely round, but we gotta meet these flat earthers where they're at ok? so our official position is now that the earth is a cube and we're working on taking a buncha rights away from people who still insist it's round. see, it's called coalition building,
As I put it last night:
The Clinton-Obama consultant cartel has to be broken
Mamdani needs to win and win by a lot so the establishment understands people are done playing around and it carries over to the presidential primaries
Firing and demoralizing feminized jobs as enemies of the state while brazenly bribing men with violent jobs that almost instantly puts them into the middle of middle class is very basic gendered warfare. Fulfilling the manosphere’s promise.
Hi, I'm Andrew Cuomo. I'm sorry I groped your mom and killed your grandma, but if you give me a fifteenth chance, I promise to throw you out of your apartment.
It is important to scream questions at anyone setting foot in an American city wearing military garb. Questions like, why do you call yourself the proud boys? Are you proud of yourself right now? Why did you sell out your country for a pedophile? This is why nobody wants to have sex with you.
This can’t be something we get used to in America.
Death to fascists.
That just went from Trump trying to trick Zelenskyy into getting ambushed again to Zelenskyy showing up with the entire squad instead. Assembled them faster than the Avengers.
See, I feel like someone with competence in such matters could make fliers for the Guardsmen being asked to leave their homes to patrol DC that could explain how pathetic it is. This one, for example, is tailored to Ohio's National Guard (you'd probably have to disseminate it IN OH).
![About the assault: On August 3, around 3AM, Big Balls’ girlfriend approached her car and group of 10 unarmed teenagers approached Big Balls shoved one of the kids into the car Kids assaulted Big Balls and gave him a bloody nose and a concussion Police responded, arrested two Big Balls also lost $1,000 iPhone 16 About DOGE: Promised to root out waste fraud and abuse Routinely fabricated claims of cost savings Cut Cancer research, Nuclear Weapon security, Ebola prevention Kicked Social Security recipients off the rolls [Graphic showing decline in crime after big 2023 spike.] About DC crime Violent crime has fallen from COVID spike Trump’s US Attorney bragged that violent crime dropped 25% this year DC is safer than Cleveland, Canton, and Dayton](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bbp2b224lro3bfnzcqwwnkfo/bafkreicn2oyucwsy6dtfc5d3pug5wgtj2sdgigphjfjaqrx6sr3pknfsii@jpeg "Click to view full size")
“The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born; now is the time of monsters.” — Antonio Gramsci
📽️ WATCH: Student Kenneth Santizo captured ICE and FBI officers stopping a family on their way to church in the Boston suburbs. Agents broke the window, forced Daniel Flores-Martinez to his knees and slammed him to the ground while his children and his wife, a U.S. citizen, sobbed in the car.
We're going to emphasize this now. For every action by the Trump administration and his cheer squad trying to make you feel defeated and fearful, throw the same treatment back their way.
In MacArthur Park in Los Angeles for a free ska show, and I gotta tell you, it’s really healing to see this pavilion full of dancing, smiling people instead of the fascist goons who trampled through here in July
The sheer mindless sadistic cruelty of this presidential administration. A federal government that delights in harming people. This cannot end well.
I’m gonna say armed troops from red states descending on a blue city is just a few inches — or maybe one exchange of gunfire — short of a civil war’s opening stages.
We had actual an actual assassination of a Democratic legislator in Minnesota two months ago & it’s completely disappeared from the National Conversation™️. This happens the time over & over again 👇
This is a beautiful garment. Let me show you what makes it special. 🧵
“Abolish ICE” is the floor
Hookers gonna hook.
I've (and many others) have thought for a while that this may be it. Being Epstein's Party Bro/Date Rape Wingman wouldn't be that shocking. But Melania's role in all this may be much more high stakes.
The frontlines in Donbas are strategically the same for 2yrs now. Ru can’t conquer it. If Ru truly cared about control of Donbas only, it would have proposed “land for peace” 2yrs ago. “We just want Donbas” is the new version of “we just want Crimea” and it’s the exact same bald-faced lie.
I wish JKR aka Trashy Terf aka That Stupid Wizard Book Binch eternal life at the bottom of a mile deep mineshaft that’s also used as a latrine