ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
ugh
I'm here for FUN! (Not court ordered like last time) https://bsky.app/profile/forcemanure.bsky.social/search
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ugh
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
I had to tell a stranger at the post office I didn't want to know about his mother's surgery.
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/Fo6aKnRnBxM
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
Fifth base is...oh, a whole "discussion" type thing
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
shhhhhhchek ..........brrrrrrssszzzh
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
probably something like this with more guts and goop
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social)
Guys, its finally happening for me: "It's with great excitement that we announce a new partnership with Ronald McBowie as our new Ambassador of Diarrhea for the NFL." -Roger Goodell Commissioner of the National Football League
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
Getting Violet Beauregarde Vibes
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social)
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in September:
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
its no longer on the internet, which also does not exist
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social)
I just want a little burrito to love and call my own
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
in the queue π thx!
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
please, what movie is this? my humor, she's depleted and needs slapstick
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
leafy greens, solid move
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
and the verisign docs can't make out the insane giberrish he calls a signature.
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
not sure this is compost I would use in my garden
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
its closed tomorrow. go anyway.
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social)
Gravy Tacos
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
they're doing IRL pop-up ads
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
I worked near one in an expensive area of LA. I didn't know it was supposed to kinda crap, because they had it all decked out, waitstaff, and host etc. Then I went to a normal one, it was a very differrent experience
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
ALL sugar diet
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social)
Banging a 79 year old Vietnam vet with severe disabilities... π«‘Thank You for Your Service
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
πππππ
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
and you had go "tune" the channels in with those little dials. so cool!
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social)
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social)
Drugs
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
thanks Gwan
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
I wanna fight those idiots so bad
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
how far can you "sock slide" down the hall?
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
this is partially true
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
there is a person tapping their pen extra loud behind you in line
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
that joke is so dad it has a beer fridge in the garage
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
Hangover in your 50's: Either always drunk or literally dying.
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
He looks like inverse Pee Wee Herman Like, Casual Herman
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social)
Three words that can fix you, go Three Day Weekend
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
thx, boo was nice to me when I was low.
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
where'd Boo go?
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
Bro. Same size. WTF?!
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
almost there!
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
π
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
This kid will show you how. Look at that confidence!
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
Congrats? I'm happy for you?
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social)
Your house is burning and you can only save one record (I literally just had to do this due to evac from the #giffordfire . we're ok, but terrifying)
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
the joy of making an absolute mess is like 90% of the fun for me. I can't be Ralph Steadham, but I can make just as big a disaster in my studio.
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
the perfect job
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
everyday in the mirror: "Dude, you again? Take the hint."
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
"she glues shoe laces to terrible water colors of...shoes. its so fucking dumb"
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social)
Turn a sad book into sexy time: "Where the Red Fern Groans"
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
those are the international "I do heavy drugs often" glasses
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social)
Cracker Barrel? I thought they poorly rebranded Hickory Farms. So, I stayed far away from it. Like a rational person.
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social)
Farting against the grain
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
wait til you hear about the San Diego Chicken
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
A tale as old as time
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
you know those gross, dried up looking bird tongues? yeah, thats what you got.
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
The Farrah Fawcett/Michael Jackson day all over again (6/25/09)
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social)
Taylor's post divorce album is gonna be π₯
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
that is some real dad shit right there. my dad used a chainsaw inside the house to trim a christmas tree to size. what? yes, of course he was drunk.
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social)
Drop your weirdest gif or youβre no fucking fun
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
this movie sucks worse than the original. you just know they're making a third one no one asked for.
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
its gross and it smells bro, we told you before with CLOTHES ON.
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
is someone preggers?
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
it exactly the mumble-stumble of wasteland walking. perfect for when we're all dead to emulate continued human suffering
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social)
I miss the days of defacto taking over someone's house because "my parents are gone"
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
"Its a dry heat" Yeah, like your Mom, Steve.
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
I miss Porto's so much
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
I like some of the takes, but this content is total Ai schlock..that fake VO is whew, really bad.
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social)
remember "cloud computing"? remember "bitcoin mining"? remember "back up servers"? remember "the internet"? Its all bullshit.
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
I swear I'm going to get a big red rubber ball just to feel something
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social)
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the music I hear when a barista is trying to "educate" me on the virtues of a lighter roast of coffee. We should call it ASK YOUR DOCTOR rock.
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
"Was this even worth climbing out of the sewer for?"
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
Not only does it clog the pipes, its how Garbage Pail Kids are made
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd love to, but I'm busy then
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
but, we "cut" the toast into smaller toasts
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social)
Doing all the dishes while the fish sticks are in the oven (me, flirting)
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
or starts doing time travel and multi-verse shit that lands characters in modern day.
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
now I hate all life. good job.
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
just think of all the plastic painted chrome and it's vintage. FAKE CHROME IS VINTAGE
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, no one appreciates me at the funeral home.
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
You became a carny. How many tickets for the Gravitron?
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
my wedding reception song recognition stops at Junior Senior youtu.be/xI9NfAetZyk
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
The Freddie Freeman Baseball Club
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
"Oh, so you're busy right now" "Sure, no problem, we can catch up later"
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
Worldly (according to the office microwave stench)
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
Curry stains my Tupperwareβ’, baby
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
I know how this feels. I shovel rocks for a hobby.
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social)
kitty gets nose scritches #caturday #kittyscritches
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
when your friend is one year older than you
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social)
Hey, with the intention of quote posting
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
I know I'm going to get my ass kicked in the best way
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social)
This is who runs this account
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
man, the San Diego Chicken really fell on hard times
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
obvi
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
(β’_β’) π€π» <) )β― / \ See you at Ikea next weekend
ππππππ πΌππ±ππ ππ (@forcemanure.bsky.social) reply parent
sus