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@forcemanure.bsky.social

I'm here for FUN! (Not court ordered like last time) https://bsky.app/profile/forcemanure.bsky.social/search

created February 6, 2024

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ugh

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I had to tell a stranger at the post office I didn't want to know about his mother's surgery.

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youtu.be/Fo6aKnRnBxM

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Fifth base is...oh, a whole "discussion" type thing

2/9/2025, 4:34:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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shhhhhhchek ..........brrrrrrssszzzh

2/9/2025, 4:29:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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probably something like this with more guts and goop

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1/9/2025, 8:44:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guys, its finally happening for me: "It's with great excitement that we announce a new partnership with Ronald McBowie as our new Ambassador of Diarrhea for the NFL." -Roger Goodell Commissioner of the National Football League

1/9/2025, 7:07:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Getting Violet Beauregarde Vibes

1/9/2025, 7:00:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Post a random picture or everything will go bad in September:

1/9/2025, 6:56:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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its no longer on the internet, which also does not exist

1/9/2025, 6:49:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just want a little burrito to love and call my own

1/9/2025, 6:33:38 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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in the queue πŸ‘ thx!

1/9/2025, 6:30:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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please, what movie is this? my humor, she's depleted and needs slapstick

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leafy greens, solid move

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and the verisign docs can't make out the insane giberrish he calls a signature.

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not sure this is compost I would use in my garden

1/9/2025, 7:14:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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its closed tomorrow. go anyway.

31/8/2025, 11:19:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gravy Tacos

31/8/2025, 8:38:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they're doing IRL pop-up ads

31/8/2025, 8:05:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I worked near one in an expensive area of LA. I didn't know it was supposed to kinda crap, because they had it all decked out, waitstaff, and host etc. Then I went to a normal one, it was a very differrent experience

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ALL sugar diet

31/8/2025, 7:13:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Banging a 79 year old Vietnam vet with severe disabilities... 🫑Thank You for Your Service

31/8/2025, 6:29:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ’ŠπŸ’ŠπŸ’ŠπŸ’ŠπŸ’Š

31/8/2025, 6:14:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and you had go "tune" the channels in with those little dials. so cool!

31/8/2025, 2:53:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 2:48:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Drugs

31/8/2025, 2:36:11 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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thanks Gwan

31/8/2025, 5:16:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wanna fight those idiots so bad

30/8/2025, 10:17:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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how far can you "sock slide" down the hall?

30/8/2025, 9:15:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this is partially true

30/8/2025, 9:07:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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there is a person tapping their pen extra loud behind you in line

30/8/2025, 9:04:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that joke is so dad it has a beer fridge in the garage

30/8/2025, 8:54:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hangover in your 50's: Either always drunk or literally dying.

30/8/2025, 4:23:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He looks like inverse Pee Wee Herman Like, Casual Herman

30/8/2025, 3:01:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Three words that can fix you, go Three Day Weekend

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thx, boo was nice to me when I was low.

29/8/2025, 6:23:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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where'd Boo go?

29/8/2025, 5:23:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bro. Same size. WTF?!

29/8/2025, 4:21:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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almost there!

28/8/2025, 9:24:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ‘‹

28/8/2025, 4:21:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This kid will show you how. Look at that confidence!

28/8/2025, 6:14:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congrats? I'm happy for you?

28/8/2025, 5:29:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your house is burning and you can only save one record (I literally just had to do this due to evac from the #giffordfire . we're ok, but terrifying)

27/8/2025, 7:42:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the joy of making an absolute mess is like 90% of the fun for me. I can't be Ralph Steadham, but I can make just as big a disaster in my studio.

27/8/2025, 3:01:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the perfect job

27/8/2025, 2:51:57 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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everyday in the mirror: "Dude, you again? Take the hint."

27/8/2025, 2:47:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"she glues shoe laces to terrible water colors of...shoes. its so fucking dumb"

27/8/2025, 2:23:32 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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polpular slut club
27/8/2025, 2:17:26 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Turn a sad book into sexy time: "Where the Red Fern Groans"

27/8/2025, 5:45:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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those are the international "I do heavy drugs often" glasses

27/8/2025, 5:20:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cracker Barrel? I thought they poorly rebranded Hickory Farms. So, I stayed far away from it. Like a rational person.

27/8/2025, 4:56:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Farting against the grain

27/8/2025, 4:24:10 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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wait til you hear about the San Diego Chicken

27/8/2025, 4:18:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A tale as old as time

27/8/2025, 4:12:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you know those gross, dried up looking bird tongues? yeah, thats what you got.

26/8/2025, 7:07:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Farrah Fawcett/Michael Jackson day all over again (6/25/09)

26/8/2025, 7:04:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Taylor's post divorce album is gonna be πŸ”₯

26/8/2025, 6:41:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that is some real dad shit right there. my dad used a chainsaw inside the house to trim a christmas tree to size. what? yes, of course he was drunk.

26/8/2025, 6:34:47 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Drop your weirdest gif or you’re no fucking fun

26/8/2025, 3:37:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this movie sucks worse than the original. you just know they're making a third one no one asked for.

26/8/2025, 3:19:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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its gross and it smells bro, we told you before with CLOTHES ON.

26/8/2025, 5:59:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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is someone preggers?

26/8/2025, 5:56:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it exactly the mumble-stumble of wasteland walking. perfect for when we're all dead to emulate continued human suffering

26/8/2025, 5:39:47 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I miss the days of defacto taking over someone's house because "my parents are gone"

26/8/2025, 5:37:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Its a dry heat" Yeah, like your Mom, Steve.

25/8/2025, 9:13:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I miss Porto's so much

25/8/2025, 6:30:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like some of the takes, but this content is total Ai schlock..that fake VO is whew, really bad.

25/8/2025, 6:28:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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remember "cloud computing"? remember "bitcoin mining"? remember "back up servers"? remember "the internet"? Its all bullshit.

25/8/2025, 6:19:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I swear I'm going to get a big red rubber ball just to feel something

25/8/2025, 4:53:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No new pictures, where are you mentally?

25/8/2025, 2:18:34 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the music I hear when a barista is trying to "educate" me on the virtues of a lighter roast of coffee. We should call it ASK YOUR DOCTOR rock.

25/8/2025, 2:07:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Was this even worth climbing out of the sewer for?"

25/8/2025, 1:34:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not only does it clog the pipes, its how Garbage Pail Kids are made

25/8/2025, 7:45:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd love to, but I'm busy then

25/8/2025, 7:18:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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but, we "cut" the toast into smaller toasts

25/8/2025, 6:34:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doing all the dishes while the fish sticks are in the oven (me, flirting)

25/8/2025, 5:21:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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or starts doing time travel and multi-verse shit that lands characters in modern day.

25/8/2025, 5:06:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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now I hate all life. good job.

25/8/2025, 4:41:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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just think of all the plastic painted chrome and it's vintage. FAKE CHROME IS VINTAGE

25/8/2025, 2:29:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you, no one appreciates me at the funeral home.

24/8/2025, 11:30:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You became a carny. How many tickets for the Gravitron?

24/8/2025, 11:24:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 11:02:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my wedding reception song recognition stops at Junior Senior youtu.be/xI9NfAetZyk

24/8/2025, 9:47:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Freddie Freeman Baseball Club

24/8/2025, 9:41:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Oh, so you're busy right now" "Sure, no problem, we can catch up later"

24/8/2025, 9:33:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Worldly (according to the office microwave stench)

24/8/2025, 9:16:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Curry stains my Tupperwareβ„’, baby

24/8/2025, 9:11:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know how this feels. I shovel rocks for a hobby.

24/8/2025, 8:05:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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kitty gets nose scritches #caturday #kittyscritches

24/8/2025, 7:54:40 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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when your friend is one year older than you

24/8/2025, 7:34:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey, with the intention of quote posting

24/8/2025, 6:12:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know I'm going to get my ass kicked in the best way

24/8/2025, 9:26:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is who runs this account

24/8/2025, 9:09:13 AM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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man, the San Diego Chicken really fell on hard times

23/8/2025, 8:22:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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obvi

23/8/2025, 8:20:10 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 8:00:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(β€’_β€’) 🀚🏻 <) )β•― / \ See you at Ikea next weekend

23/8/2025, 7:54:36 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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sus

23/8/2025, 7:50:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view