Jeffrey 🌳
@forestjeffrey.bsky.social
🏡 New York City / 🌳Woodsman / 🖼️Artist 🌿Invasive plant killer / 🧱Legos 🏳️🌈Gay good boy 🥾 hikes every weekend
created January 10, 2025
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Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. And I want the directors cut someday. Constantine had a full on love interest with a “half-breed,” but it was was entirely cut out of the theatrical release. As a result, we only see 2 seconds of her at the end when he steps on the chair to trigger the sprinkler system. He says goodbye to her.
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Interesting. I’d watch it for sure. Everyone was perfectly cast. It was my first intro to Shia Labeouf as well. Shia sounds like a demonic entity in real life, but his acting skills were in fact divine. He steals the scene.
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahahah. Thank you for spoiling that scene for me, I will never NOT think of that. It is a shortlist favorite genre film of mine of all time for me. I’m glad more people might discover it too.
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly why I’d read your thesis. I know it would be well-argued. I agree with you on mood, and indeed Gabriel has every intention of *creating* horror from their actions. One reason I find the movie so fascinating is I feel like this is exactly what a “big picture” cosmic entity could/would do?
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Agreed! And same. Mesmerized.
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Geek mode activated, sorry. Another reason I think this was AI: the scene from ‘Constantine’ in which the film still is taken is almost the exact second where Tilda’s character says: “I’ll give you—horror.” Almost as if the AI blindly searched and included the film based on that word alone.
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
I would read an academic thesis on the concept of ‘Constantine’ classified as horror with loving interest, but of course still stick with my gut. Although a quick check of Wiki does list C as a superhero film with “supernatural” elements, so you might have an army of undead wiki folk attacking you.
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
👋🏻 strict ‘ncnc’ policy when online. no cookies no chat.
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah seriously. Everything about it is perfect. I’ll cosplay or do Halloween someday and include the tar feet and neck tats, go around with a demonic happy little clap for everyone.
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve watched Stormare’s appearance in Constantine at least 20x on repeat. He’s my favorite Satan of all time 🤣 Keanu is understated monotony as ever but it lets everyone else shine.
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
—and ‘Constantine’ is not horror, it’s a superhero movie. Someone published an AI prompt(?) without any thought or edit.
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Tilda Swinton as the archangel Gabriel is sooo sooo good in ‘Constantine,’ the film clip in the image above. Please watch, if you haven’t. And yes on the specific topic: I don’t see how a movie entirely based on comic book characters with a well known “prophecy” can be accused of spoiling itself. 🥹🤣
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Dick day.
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
What the heyyyy those are the best looking tacos I’ve ever seen ✨🌮
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
✨yes
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Agreed, staying focused on the mayoral ejection is good. But once he’s mayor … I doubt we’ll keep him at Gracie Mansion here for long. It would be nice to send him out to terrify MAGA occasionally ;-) Mamdani has electrified the party in a way that no one has managed to do since Obama in 2004.
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((🍑))
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social)
Hiked up to the lake today again. Packed my hammock. It’s peaceful. #NewYork #Forests #Hiking
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social)
The bark of a chestnut oak is so cool and chunky. It’s like nothing else in the forest. Thick and wavy. #NewYork #Trees
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Hush, Karen.
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m your friend. 🙋🏻♂️
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
And we build highways through every scenic place we can find.
Wushówunan (@wusho.bsky.social) reposted
😮. New Helmet. Sturdy, good for the environment, and it compacts/folds to fit in your pack.
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Cover it in cocoa powder and call it a big truffle
Ryan J. Reilly “paints a vivid and urgent portrait of… disarray” (@ryanjreilly.com) reposted
Art depicting “Sandwich Guy” now at the scene of the alleged misdemeanor.
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the secret to a long happy life
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
The reckoning comes. He knows it. 🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
This is possibly the most precious video on the internet ever. What a sweet momma. The bravery and urgency to leave her babies like that, asking for help. I hope they were rescued and given good homes. Together as much as possible. ❤️❤️
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
You sir are king
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes agreed. That -specific- image is vomit-worthy. I ask the nation to exempt the -general- act of men giving blow jobs to other men as cringe, that is the over-arching goal here, forthwith. 🫡
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooh spicy! But in general, giving blow jobs isn’t a bad thing? Unless for MAGA. Let’s not shame men for doing a good thing.
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Ocean curls are divine
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Good lord, how could you say no to this man? 🫨
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh that first photo is so cute 🥹 you can see the love.
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a big booty
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Hypnotic
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Just leaving this here. May she rest in peace… 🙏🏻
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
The corporate owners of mainstream media make massive profits from a fascist takeover—why would they help us? MSM is the actually the enemy. Normalizing it all, keeping us calm as we approach the slaughterhouse.
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
I bet school kids would love those
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
It was “Auto Camp,” several locations in America. I think it’s run by Hilton. The airstream was in place and had steps built in
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Perhaps a virtual reality headset? There are some places too difficult for those with mobility issues but other waterfalls are incredibly accessible! :)
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Feel free to “like” this and share, not because you want the forests wiped out, but because you care enough for others to know what this is! 💚🌳 #ProtectForests
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social)
This is #PorcelainBerry. An horribly invasive, destructive vine. Covers and kills everything underneath it, trees and all. Makes me sad. Not many people care to do anything about it! The beautiful berries also kill native birds: they eat their fill and starve over winter. Zero nutritional value.
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha no. Actual Legos ❤️🧱
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social)
30 seconds of swinging in my hammock, out near the abandoned Black Ash mines. Now peaceful wilderness of NY. #Hiking #Exploring #NewYork
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes ✅💚🐸🌳
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social)
Walking under a forest canopy today, dappled sunlight—this is my happy place. #Hiking #NewYork And tonight I go home and play with my Legos. Life is good. 😘
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks!!
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Fire pit with smores to finish the evening.
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social)
#Glamping tonight in the Catskills. Rented an airstream. Sleeping in a tent is great but a boy needs some luxury too. #Exploring #NewYork
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes that’s the one! Thanks for the fossil notes also. I know zero about geology or fossils but when walking the gorge trail of Taughannock Falls one is walking on a limestone ancient sea floor it’s literally out of this world bizarre and beautiful.
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
You really might like the waterfall loop of Ricketts Glen in PA. Yes it can get crowded on a weekend but it’s amazing the number of falls you can see.
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes that makes sense. Well fed bears don’t go scavanging around humans. I’m trying to battle the invasive barberry thickets and porcelainberry vines taking over the the parks. It’s all related. The thickets grow so densely the forest shrinks and dies, less food less territory for both.
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Repaired! Yes the 140 steps straight down
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a bear bell now when I hike alone and not chatting. Looking back, I was so naive! My dad grew up in Montana and told me even a mild mannered black bear could be risky if she’s got her cubs with her. He also said bears don’t like charging downhill. They know their momentum is against them.
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve noticed these gorges are steep and the forest just suddenly stops. Hiking at night or carelessly on a rim trail would be risky yes
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks! I just posted a video from WG. So peaceful
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, saw a black bear and her cubs about 20 yards up hill, 3 mos ago. She didn’t see me but I saw her and her cubs. It was my first bear encounter and I was so dumb I thought you *always* sounded your bear horn?! 🤷🏻♂️ So I blasted it, she saw me, cold stare, made a fake charge at me. I backed away.
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social)
30 seconds of waterfall peacefulness on the Watkins Glen “gorge trail” yesterday. The moss covered stone steps feel almost as old as the gorge itself. The geology of upstate New York is fascinating! #Hiking #NewYork
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
The joy in his eyes at picking up that nice big kwaaazant. It has to be the one. Give the man what he wants 🥐
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Agreed!
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes I’m really learning this. Waterfalls and trails everywhere. So beautiful
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Alas no read my addendum to the original post. It was a Freudian slip but rings true.
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh my what’s for dinner? :))
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
I really love the the trails in Hudson highlands or Harriman state park! But these are closer to home so is less stress to get there!
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh wow! I wonder where that is. That’s wonderful. 💚💚💚💚
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes I’m learning the balance. And yes I love to hike. More often hiking but driving around sometimes too!
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks!
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes it’s a cool mix of peacefulness and power yes. Live that thought thank you
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
You’ve had a charmed life!!
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes I’ve heard!
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
This is great info wow thank you. I think for the next trip!
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes I fear I should have stopped at one! Haha
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Great way to describe. I wish I knew more about geology …
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Lucky! Such a cute and beautiful town
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes I’m hearing!! People are telling me that during its peak it’s not a calming experience haha
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes truly!! 💚🌳🌳
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooh! And the fella had a lot more water then. It’s been a dry summer in this region they are getting badly needed rain today
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
The geography is so interesting. The walk to the base of Taughannock falls feels like walking where dinosaurs would be.
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Japan is beautiful. I have a relative who moved there and married a Japanese man, started a family.
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes thanks for the warning. And Feb rec! They enjoyed ricketts glen but the steps were at their limit. I keep telling them to use it or lose it! Maybe on the next trip when they have more stability.
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes! ❤️ That’s the message!! 👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh wow what a charmed life yes. The campus is beautiful. You’d get a workout with walking the hills!
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
A lucky guy!
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s my first trip. A really beautiful place!
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow that does look beautiful
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Lovely!!
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
That is a beautiful image. 💙🪶
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, in Google maps search for Taughannock Falls Overlook Visitors Center!
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s a wake up call. The destructive greed of some people makes me very angry. If more people like you (and me) band together and speak up, take action, we can stop them.
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
… and to those who caught my odd turn of phrase, yes, each new waterfall on this trip makes things worse, I’m getting museum fatigue from all this waterfall beauty! 😭🤣 it was a Freudian slip I guess. I love you for keeping me honest with myself. 🌳🌳🌳
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
We are in the same boat! I want to end my days helping the forests and waters up here, preserving them for future generations.
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you! I’ll remember this ❤️
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s beautiful! The walk to Taughannock Falls was beautiful too.
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes it’s so pretty up here. First trip!
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
No I meant what I said. I’m seeing so many gorgeous waterfalls I’m getting waterfall burn out. It’s spoiling all of them for me lol. It’s sort of like museum fatigue after seeing 30 Rembrandts.
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Ithaca Falls, right near the Cornell campus
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
Mass (fascist) media is avoiding the topic.
Jeffrey 🌳 (@forestjeffrey.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s so easy to drive right by it and it’s tucked away in a residential area, it wasn’t easy to find!