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@fortgeek.bsky.social

Old forts, cool cars, Sci-Fi & Fantasy, Guitars & Gear, CAD, Apollo/Skylab, and too much crap cluttering my room. For timeline traffic management, I may or may not follow back. Nothing personal!

created September 29, 2023

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1/9/2025, 4:50:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

I just learned yesterday that while Rush will wear you out, "Edge of Seventeen" will knock you flat. You're playing that steady 16th pattern for almost 6 minutes 😫

1/9/2025, 3:05:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

Mostly I've been belly-drumming, since we're in recliners. Left hand hi-hat & cymbals, right hand snare. Probably looks like I'm having a fit when I start doing Rush songs😆 That's what led to me digging out some sticks...then a pad...then that stupid drum toy. Wish I'd known how fun it could be!

1/9/2025, 12:35:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

If I stay on dialysis much longer, I'm gonna learn both of those songs and lie there in my recliner drumming the hell out of 'em.

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1/9/2025, 11:32:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

There's a scene in "The Quick and the Dead" where a pair of gunfighters square off, only to completely miss each other repeatedly. That's those two. Only they're both the child-abusing drunk, not Sharon Stone.

31/8/2025, 5:00:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 4:33:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social)

Three-Fifty. Man. We had a brown one like this when I was in diapers. I remember chewing on the "arms." www.ebay.com/itm/40556636...

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31/8/2025, 8:03:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

...that set would have the added benefit of being convertible to electronic drum triggers --> free virtual drum samples = cheap kit :)

31/8/2025, 6:42:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm avoiding getting a full kit; don't have room anywhere in the house, b/c 4 people are here & 1 took over half my house with his collectibles. Something like the little practice set here is cheap AND has a small footprint, so might hit it next month. www.amazon.com/RANMING-Prac...

31/8/2025, 6:39:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

That guy rocks. I'd be trying to tune the things and get them mounted like an actual kit. (I ran across a site last month showing how to make electronic drums using buckets, for that matter)

31/8/2025, 3:39:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks. The leg-drumming has been fun, but I'm jonesing for something more substantial. And cheap. And that doesn't suck like the Drum Toy X-D

31/8/2025, 1:37:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

...and no, still haven't bought The Kit. www.amazon.com/RANMING-Prac...

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31/8/2025, 1:01:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social)

Anytime I think my proto-drumming is coming along, I can just watch this to keep myself clear: "Whiplash" and "Caravan" played over the original soundtrack. She smokes it. @juliethecranky.bsky.social @tisiphone.bsky.social @patmak.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KKu...

31/8/2025, 12:58:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 12:34:18 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

"Oohhhhhh, Scooter," she breathed his name. "That was amazing!" "Thanks, Babe." Scooter retrieved the TV remote and his beer from the bedside table and turned on a football game.

30/8/2025, 10:57:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm old enough to remember when Brezhnev was reported "in good health" only to turn up dead within a few days.

30/8/2025, 7:23:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hertling (@markhertling.bsky.social) reposted

“…I am infuriated that the Air Force plans to grant military funeral honors to Ashli Babbitt. She did not die defending the Constitution. She died trying to overturn it.” My latest in @thebulwark.com www.thebulwark.com/p/honoring-a...

30/8/2025, 11:44:49 AM | 21942 6273 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mary⸸ (@scarymary.bsky.social) reposted

Today.

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30/8/2025, 2:27:38 AM | 170 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social)

I"m sure rfk has some good pointers, too.

30/8/2025, 6:38:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Democracy Dude (@democracydude1804.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the lord my soul to keep. If he dies before I wake. I pray my phone so loud I wake.

30/8/2025, 5:45:20 AM | 37 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Vallely (@pjvphotography.bsky.social) reposted

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

A pika sits on a mossy rock. Tighter crop of the same pika, focusing on its head. An even tighter crop, focusing more on the pika's eye. An extremely tight crop of the pika's eye, emphasizing their reflection of an early morning mountain scene.
28/8/2025, 4:18:28 PM | 41560 10292 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hamilton Nolan (@hamiltonnolan.bsky.social) reposted

Thousands of DC residents chanting “fuck Jeff Bezos” outside of the P Street Whole Foods

28/8/2025, 9:34:56 PM | 10421 2242 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schooley (@schooley.bsky.social) reposted

How much more clearly can RFK Jr demonstrate that his job is to cull the herd? It’s not subtle.

29/8/2025, 1:52:55 AM | 1108 285 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

So far so good.

28/8/2025, 11:38:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

Off the roll, now. First it was "Come in Saturday, probably just for labs." Now it's "No...come in Friday for labs AND a full session." Either way, I get to road test the chair.😁 (wow, now I have emoji in Chrome?!)

28/8/2025, 9:21:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social)

w000t. No dialysis today, either.

28/8/2025, 5:11:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

I've been ignored/walked around like furniture. Maybe some double-sided tape...

28/8/2025, 2:32:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social)

Ooooo. Hasn't been a problem so far...but just in case someone wants to roll me around without permission: handle spikes! @juliethecranky.bsky.social @patmak.bsky.social www.reddit.com/r/wheelchair...

28/8/2025, 7:21:08 AM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

Brought to you by the Cancer Awareness Project and "Big L!"

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28/8/2025, 2:34:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

...and a bonus batch: Stevie Nicks; The Terminator; my first Citation; Flynn's tank from "TRON."

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28/8/2025, 2:31:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social)

Since I've been off-duty in the dialysis clinic AND I've been writing on my laptop...here's some High School Sketchbook to make up for lapsed production. Left to right, The Space Battleship Yamato; the Rush "Counterparts" logo; "Wild" Bill the Cat; Garfield and his cattitude.

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28/8/2025, 2:27:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social)

What Would Vader Ride?

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28/8/2025, 2:20:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social)

When your Elvish buddy remakes your antique family sword and while you're admiring the engraving on the blade... ...you realize you can't read Elvish.

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28/8/2025, 2:15:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.” REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA: “It’s video games.” WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.” WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”

27/8/2025, 7:41:11 PM | 26402 7735 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

Definitely better for pics. Figured I'd pass it along, just in case

27/8/2025, 3:43:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social)

Finally able to drive once more... Think I'll name it FatBoi 😆 Next step...stickers!

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27/8/2025, 6:26:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

Downside is...it's another gawddamn project.

27/8/2025, 3:46:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social)

@juliethecranky.bsky.social How do you organize your notes? I'm just getting started using Zim (portable desktop wiki); so far, so good...nice detail is that you can bring in text, pics, links, etc. for a given page to get all your stuff in one place. www.zim-wiki.org/manual/Help/...

27/8/2025, 3:43:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably. Traveller has it in pistol, rifle, and mounted BFG sizes. Could duplicate this awesome scene: youtu.be/hiSLhNxAfVc?...

26/8/2025, 10:15:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Helen Kennedy (@helenkennedy.bsky.social) reposted

NYC is so full of sedition and insubordination that right out in the open you can find rebel females brazenly defying the presidential proclamation against woke by celebrating the 105th anniversary of the 19th amendment. #votesforwomen

Three women, two of them wearing suffragette sashes, one reading a speech, standing in front of a fairly new statue in Central Park depicting three women's rights pioneers. Three women, all wearing suffragette sashes, one reading a speech, standing in front of a fairly new statue in Central Park depicting three women's rights pioneers.
26/8/2025, 9:30:39 PM | 264 47 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

I went grazing in weapons research and found the Gauss Pistol/Rifle from "Traveller"...basically a hand-portable railgun. Now I'm checking out particle beams. Writing? *pfft.* travellerrpg.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Weapons

26/8/2025, 9:28:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

Who was it?

26/8/2025, 6:46:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social)

This kind of consumption is why I can't have apple juice, orange juice, lemonade, Gatorade...though I don't have the reflux issue the SA-5 Saturn stage did. 8-] www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV6N...

26/8/2025, 9:34:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social)

That face you make when your jam in your teens was playing in CVS while you waited for yer goldang prostrate medicine. Even worst, your cover band PLAYS that song and you've got a rehearsal tonight. &%!!#@*%$

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26/8/2025, 9:13:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup. Happy accidents, sometimes. Others...well...that clock's lying!

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25/8/2025, 6:04:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks

25/8/2025, 4:37:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

From what the doc says...not likely. I've been at Stage 4 renal disease for months, stage 3 for years before that. If I don't keep fluid intake under control, I could be right back to it.

25/8/2025, 4:31:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture [The Great War & Modern Memory] (@ps9714.bsky.social) reposted

Two of Ukraine’s top air aces—one carrying a rifle—clambered out of a beaten-up, Soviet-era propeller-driven plane. The pair are part of a low-tech solution to the high-tech problem of Russian drones.

25/8/2025, 11:25:55 AM | 19 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Katie Phang (@katiephang.bsky.social) reposted

THIS is the way 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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25/8/2025, 8:49:09 AM | 14586 2855 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

Writing leads to learning all kinds of random stuff just to have one little detail in one little scene. ...and the research is less work than the writing 8-]

25/8/2025, 2:23:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

...bit pricey for something that'd sit on a shelf because I'd never actually play the thing. *points to too many games, never played b/c I don't have those kind of friends and don't want to be around new people...*

24/8/2025, 11:34:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social)

More, in the vein of "Stuff I ain't buying": a 1984 limited-run "Maschinen Krieger" board/strategy boxed game. Five. Hundred. Bucks. www.ebay.com/itm/23364119...

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24/8/2025, 11:29:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

Enjoy your block. 😁 **My positive contribution to society, NO AI INVOLVED. **

24/8/2025, 12:13:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

So far, it's the lower percentile.

24/8/2025, 2:45:07 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrii Frolov (@artandriifrolov.bsky.social) reposted

"Autumn Night" - my oil painting

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23/8/2025, 10:49:14 PM | 9524 726 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sheryl Weikal, still wishing ill on JK Rowling (@leftistlawyer.com) reposted

A landlord turned off Tenant Client's family's heat upon learning Client was an immigrant. Landlord hired three different law firms to argue this was legal, then fired each one after they couldn't get our case dismissed. This week, landlord settled for enough that Client will buy a house.

23/8/2025, 11:54:01 PM | 15402 3221 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

Got notification from dialysis clinic that (thanks to favorable tests) I may be coming off dialysis in the next few weeks.

24/8/2025, 2:39:51 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

We know what happens next.

24/8/2025, 2:35:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Fare 🖤🤍💜 (@adamfare1996.bsky.social) reposted

When they start coming for disabled people… you should get concerned, not supportive of them. Because history shows they never end with disabled people, it’s a gateway to the rest of society. (Going after disabled people is bad enough though without anything else happening)

23/8/2025, 5:56:45 AM | 568 137 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social)

Drumming update: ...in which I post the better of 2 attempts at filming the snare intro to Rush's "Jacob's Ladder." I've been working on the last section for some time, but it's kicking my can so far. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCXt...

24/8/2025, 12:32:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd go with a suitably obscure bumper sticker: "Lisa Douglas Was Right!"

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24/8/2025, 12:02:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

/me learning that Missippah has teh intarnets... (wellll...had. HAD teh intarnets) Anyway, yeah 8-]

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23/8/2025, 6:13:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Drum toy update: found the power brick. Somewhat larger than the borrowed one, physically and in current! 1 amp vs 2.2 amps 😆

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23/8/2025, 4:45:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

I've got the odd spiderling parachuting around my room lately. I keep trying to guide them off somewhere else, but they vanish down a drop-line, never seen again.

23/8/2025, 6:24:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sheo (@sheologian.bsky.social) reposted

James Dobson caused undue harm and trauma in now-adults who were raised evangelical at the height of his popularity, which was during the childhood of elder millennials. He wrote an entire book that was pro-spanking and discipline, using the backdrop of the moral panics of the time. Harm & hate.

21/8/2025, 4:39:01 PM | 129 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social)

Peace in our time.

23/8/2025, 4:26:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social)

Still haven't bought that 2-piece set from Amazon. Definitely not buying this one, either. Look at the pricing, you'll see why: $925 + $300 shipping to US/CAN, then add duty/taxes. Too bad...looks like a fun little noisemaker. gigpig-drums.com/gigpig-natur...

23/8/2025, 3:37:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social)

Good news, going into the weekend: --after submitting a 24-hour urine for testing, I just got a call from the dialysis clinic: doc says to skip the next 2 sessions. If Thursday is good, I'm on the way to getting off dialysis--though it'll always be lurking nearby.

23/8/2025, 2:21:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks. I'm maybe 25% into that sketchpad.

23/8/2025, 1:05:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

Cracker Barrel FTW!

22/8/2025, 11:36:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture T. Greg Doucette (@gregdoucette.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I mean in 100% candidness I'm not picky, I'm fine with a Choose Your Own Adventure approach as long as the outcomes are the same bsky.app/profile/jtdc...

22/8/2025, 10:49:14 PM | 70 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

*raises a guilty hand, provisionally* Certain of them, yes, I would pay to see--to be sure the deed is done.

22/8/2025, 11:32:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

Same...though there's always Bucking and Gagging and The Wheel for some lesser offenses. Interesting chapter, here, from "Hardtack and Coffee": www.gutenberg.org/files/72532/...

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22/8/2025, 10:53:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah, a steam train? I had a ride aboard one in summer camp, ages ago. All the cars were closed up. No cinders that I remember.

22/8/2025, 3:33:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture darth™️ (@darthbluesky.bsky.social) reposted

given the utter incompetence of kash patel i would not be surprised if they raided michael boltons house

22/8/2025, 1:07:03 PM | 1710 183 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

Same. I just pretend, for my own amusement (and maybe to come up with a workable scene for a short story) and to aggravate his devotees, if they're around. So...here's Jimmy, on arrival at the Flaming Gates, headed for Eternity with Falwell and Robertson.

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22/8/2025, 1:37:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

*grins in Harryhausen* hautē hē hodós!

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22/8/2025, 8:35:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pat Mackenzie (@patmak.bsky.social) reposted

"From above, they saw the Karolee’s lights still glowing, its fishing gear on deck, its life raft secured in its cradle. The plane retraced the AIS track but did not find any signs of distress. Helicopters & boats then scoured the coastline east of the vessel’s path, with no trace of Kawahara."

19/8/2025, 10:27:30 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd imagine it was as uncomfortable as the Greyhounds I rode back in the Army Basic days. They shuttered everything at Ft Jackson for 2 weeks around Xmas 1986, sent everyone home on regular bus/plane. Bus was crowded, restroom was tiny, and we stopped at every dot on the map.

22/8/2025, 6:24:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social)

Anyone needs kicking out, it's the fascists.

21/8/2025, 8:08:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

Donald J. Trump, President of Tackystan.

21/8/2025, 7:34:07 PM | 892 181 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

They only carry it to hit people with.

21/8/2025, 7:57:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

Isn't that a sin, too? 😆

21/8/2025, 7:56:40 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Knowles (@dlknowles.bsky.social) reposted

The future of news is printing it out on paper and sending it to people in the post. I am not even joking. The publications I get in print are by far the subscriptions I am most committed to, and the ones I read closest

21/8/2025, 3:23:03 PM | 605 75 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr David S Anderson (@dsaarchaeology.bsky.social) reposted

Getting ready for my Archaeology class this fall. I've got this down!

Drawing of a skeleton with the title
21/8/2025, 3:33:14 PM | 168 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

Creepy bastage, he.

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21/8/2025, 6:38:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social)

Enjoy hell, dobson, you fundie piece of sht.

21/8/2025, 3:43:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

Good effing riddance to one of the worst of the worst.

21/8/2025, 3:40:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

Po'Folks?

21/8/2025, 4:54:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ragnarok Lobster (@eclecticbrotha1.bsky.social) reposted

They done kicked the Cracker out of Cracker Barrel.

21/8/2025, 2:16:40 AM | 271 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pittsburgh Scanner (@pgh-scanner.com) reposted

Downtown. Midtown Towers. Caller said that she went to UPMC and they tricked her and stole her bones. Caller would like her bones back.

20/8/2025, 2:55:32 PM | 226 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

I imagine the smells of sea salt, iceberg, torn steel, rich people soiling themselves, and burning coal...

21/8/2025, 4:40:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

He had help.

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20/8/2025, 5:51:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social)

Peachtree Street will now be known as W.T. Sherman Boulevard. That, or "Cleansing Flame Avenue."

20/8/2025, 5:49:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

NO ONE is more persecuted than the mediocre christia--*snrk* I can't. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm81...

20/8/2025, 4:27:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social)

When you're all comfortable and don't want to move, but your entire body suddenly wants to do a "cat stretch" and ruins your hopes of just going back to sleep...

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20/8/2025, 4:01:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stonekettle (@stonekettle.bsky.social) reposted

Every single museum in America needs to print out "Actually, slavery WAS that bad" and post it on their front door today.

20/8/2025, 1:20:25 PM | 8814 2316 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social) reply parent

...and then burn the South Lawn.

19/8/2025, 8:16:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FortGeek (@fortgeek.bsky.social)

Needs more urinal.

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