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@foxbat.gay

Utter Failure || Wannabe Academic || Officially Declared to Belong in the Garbage by the City University of New York || please kick me I deserve it

created August 13, 2023

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It's the octane rating if you're actually curious, except for the e-85 one which actually does stand for 85%ethanol.

2/9/2025, 2:25:17 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For a second my brain processed this as loss

2/9/2025, 2:06:03 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ronald is either an insane saint who refuses to wear shoes and spends his entire income on rescue kittens or an insane racist who covered his entire house in tinfoil too. There is no middle ground.

1/9/2025, 2:34:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They have a bit of air gap....

1/9/2025, 4:47:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eh not really

1/9/2025, 4:35:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yay?

1/9/2025, 4:34:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Barely

1/9/2025, 4:27:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's just my life but yeah

1/9/2025, 4:26:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What about no tits and no job?

1/9/2025, 4:24:57 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This really feels like something my doctor should have told me when they prescribed HRT. Like hey, maybe don't have this incredibly common fruit that's in many fruit salads and mixed drinks.

1/9/2025, 4:22:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What hrt does grapefruit juice interact with?

1/9/2025, 4:12:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait ive misread this and scrolled too far and am wrong anyway. WHY WOULD IT SHOW MULTIPLE YEARS.

1/9/2025, 4:05:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just accidentally learned what year you were born because apparently we share a year. Did not expect that.

1/9/2025, 4:03:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Okay yeah but what if I want to get sidetracked on the specifics of the unicorn trade between fantasy China and fantasy Vietnam and spend the next 3 days on that only to realize that I have lost all motivation to write original thing

1/9/2025, 2:46:03 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All right, I feel personally attacked by this one.

1/9/2025, 2:40:57 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When he awoke, Gregor Samosa discovered he had turned into a pastry.

1/9/2025, 2:27:32 AM | 10 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm basically a boat anchor

1/9/2025, 12:54:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too real. My dad used to like to remind me that my mom "tricked him"

31/8/2025, 11:52:22 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mine just keeps fantasizing about ripping itself out of my skull so you probably don't want it

31/8/2025, 11:25:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can beat me to death with a 2x4 now if you want. I deserve it.

31/8/2025, 11:12:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More like acute angle am i right?!

31/8/2025, 11:10:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why do people pay for dating apps when sobbing alone is free?

31/8/2025, 11:04:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're great

31/8/2025, 10:07:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where do you get tights from? Just amazon?

31/8/2025, 6:44:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Girl breakfast

Pills and a can of coke zero
31/8/2025, 3:59:09 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"a stroke? Localized entirely within your kitchen?"

31/8/2025, 4:29:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah that sounds like me a lot

31/8/2025, 4:08:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I totally forgot it's Saturday night and I'm supposed to be having fun.

31/8/2025, 3:55:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think it's telling that the only ones that interested me are specifically the ones that subverted their basic formula.

31/8/2025, 3:41:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I dunno HDG isn't strictly my jam.

31/8/2025, 3:24:08 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yea but that's a color

31/8/2025, 3:19:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You need to make sure it's real shaoxing wine though, not the stuff that's been adulterated with salt to be unfit for consumption.

31/8/2025, 3:07:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Squishmellows are very squishy

31/8/2025, 3:03:03 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like a burn bucket for your phone.

31/8/2025, 2:58:02 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Something something florets something something xenodrugs.

31/8/2025, 2:56:01 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They make me feel like a shrub.

31/8/2025, 2:50:17 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's ok to be wrong dear.

31/8/2025, 2:48:31 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why do they make fat girls disguise themselves as bushes. It's inexplicable.

31/8/2025, 2:42:41 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok this feels like it could be a real place started by some guy called Knudson R Shmeat in 1967 that shows up in tourist guides.

31/8/2025, 2:40:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shmeats

31/8/2025, 1:57:41 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You don't need a Ferd Erfteenthousand? How will you haul all of your manly goods that you need to haul?

30/8/2025, 11:57:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No like 2/3rds of my atoms should just be replaced by air.

30/8/2025, 11:55:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dutchess County is the Nassau of the Hudson Valley.

30/8/2025, 11:53:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SissArby's

30/8/2025, 11:37:50 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just need to lose a third of my bodyweight and get a bunch of invasive surgeries and totally change my personality and then I'll like myself.

30/8/2025, 11:37:18 PM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's been Tomboy Outback for a while. I don't make the rules

30/8/2025, 11:28:50 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just do it yourself it's fairly easy

30/8/2025, 9:54:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can if you grind and char it first

30/8/2025, 8:36:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The mood tonight

30/8/2025, 5:09:19 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I exist in the wonderful liminal space where people tell me I'm not fat and then I go to the doctor and can't get healthcare because I'm clinically obese and nobody makes clothes in my size because plus size hangs off and normal doesn't fit.

29/8/2025, 11:48:49 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Castration envy is a psychologically fascinating phenomenon.

25/8/2025, 6:26:08 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I assure you i am embarrassingly Jewish. I eat gefilte fish and like it.

29/8/2025, 2:27:50 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Im a wuss and stop posting when i start beating myself with a stick.

29/8/2025, 2:17:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the most jewish thing i have heard in a while. "Oh but i have too much money. I'm just going to leave this on the ground. A blessing it would be if a needy person found it!"

29/8/2025, 2:16:16 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How does one apply for this service?

29/8/2025, 2:16:45 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do any of yall ever just אֶהְיֶה אֲשֶׁר אֶהְיֶה‎ ?

29/8/2025, 1:11:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Apparently only girls tie their sweaters around their waists, which I have been doing uhhhh... forever.

29/8/2025, 1:11:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's been a good 24 hours for wild moodswings

29/8/2025, 1:09:36 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am starting to suspect that all of America's ills can somehow be traced to NYU. I will not be elucidating further. I will not be taking questions. Thank you for your Attention on this Matter.

29/8/2025, 12:58:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean you can't really top "Imminent Eschaton" and "Giants of Old". You just gotta get real Culture with the names and not just call stuff "Cherubim". Just get real stupid.

29/8/2025, 12:54:50 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So please take this as a compliment but I think my attempts at reading Black Flame may constitute a form of self harm. It's extremely... visceral

28/8/2025, 11:37:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They told you that was all your mom's fault and she was trying to turn you into a girl? If my dad hadn't been so dead set on finding wrongs I would have come out 15 years earlier cuz I wouldn't have had an obvious "excuse"

28/8/2025, 9:15:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a long story but basically I was a repressor for 10 years because my dad did it to me. Seeing or hearing queer people made me nauseous cuz I kind of had feelings. I was utterly convinced that I was "whatever trans *really* is" which meant I was just trying to escape from my mental problems.

28/8/2025, 9:10:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More in the " oh actually I accidentally got conversion therapy and now it's breaking down and I don't know how to be a person anymore" sort of way.

28/8/2025, 9:04:22 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That happened to me once but it was may to October

28/8/2025, 8:58:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does it have to be petg? I dunno if my a1 mini is rated for that.

28/8/2025, 8:48:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God Dragonforce is sooooo good.

28/8/2025, 5:45:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So this has nothing to do with anything except the title but "SHOWHOUND" makes me really want to do a handler/hound gladiator story about a struggling pair of transbians who resort to desperate measures to win big on the mecha gladiator circuit.

28/8/2025, 5:39:47 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just bought an A1 mini and it's wild how much 3d printers have improved. Any suggestions for things to print?

28/8/2025, 5:37:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I almost bought a 3000 dollar mauser broomhandle just because it was made in Taiwan. You can get soooooo in the weeds.

28/8/2025, 3:51:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 8:27:31 AM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Big Chris don't work after 5:00 p.m.

28/8/2025, 3:35:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My voice is a bit mangled at the moment from getting VFS but I used to have a killer hiss. It'll probably eventually come back

28/8/2025, 3:31:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I actually played a vampire in a Vampire the masquerade game who looked like an angry possum. She also acted like an angry possum. I think angry possum is my muse.

28/8/2025, 3:28:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My suspicion is that this list was written up as malicious compliance on the assumption nobody in Maha knows what the hell an underlying condition is because it includes basically everyone.

28/8/2025, 3:17:51 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This list is absolutely fucking incoherent. You can really tell it was written as malicious compliance.

28/8/2025, 3:15:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me and my girlfriend would be very confusing to her because I think between the two of us we have about 6 ft of hair.

28/8/2025, 2:16:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In all fairness, I know a lot of people you can tell are gay by their haircuts.

28/8/2025, 1:51:33 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2027....

27/8/2025, 5:15:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Picture of an anime girl eating culvers that says
1/6/2025, 3:02:42 PM | 461 214 | View on Bluesky | view

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I only own one pair of yoga pants.

27/8/2025, 4:51:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do know that your eyeball contains a tiny dish of water so that it can be seeing through water.

27/8/2025, 4:49:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep, checks out.

27/8/2025, 4:48:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All right, but do you wear flannel pajama pants?

27/8/2025, 4:47:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would say cursed blunt rotation but I think if either of these two so much as looked at a marijuana they would catch fire.

27/8/2025, 4:46:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I shouldn't have gone for the Cadillac bottom surgery. If I had gone to Discount Dan i would have had it already. Now they're probably gonna put me in a camp before my consult even comes up.

27/8/2025, 4:43:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's a little bit of him in every single iconic wandering loner in all of Cinema. This one movie is basically the entire career of Clint Eastwood.

27/8/2025, 4:38:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Officially, I've never stolen an RPG manual. Don't look in my hard drive.

27/8/2025, 3:50:37 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My dad found "trannies" to be the most disgusting kind of pornography he could think of when he gave me "the talk" at 12:00

27/8/2025, 3:49:50 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember when being a nerd meant you had one dog-eared copy of the 3.5 rulebook that you've shared around the table and photocopied incessantly.

27/8/2025, 3:48:28 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The difference is Funko pops. If you own Funko pops, you're part of the problem. Unless you have some really weird special interest in Funko pops that includes like knowing exactly what polyvinyl they're made of and being able to info dump for 45 minutes straight about like rare Funko pops

27/8/2025, 3:39:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I often refer to myself as a temporarily embarrassed cis woman. I enjoy baking, fashion, novels, the color pink, and nagging. If I wasn't mostly gay, I would be the most hsts bitch on the planet.

27/8/2025, 3:38:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, this is actually a valid take. A helicopter is basically 50,000 moving parts rotating around one very very angry bolt.

27/8/2025, 3:37:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We keep running my fingers through it and hairs keep coming out

27/8/2025, 3:36:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm apparently double hsts because I never even took calc failed stats and took some kind of "math and day-to-day life" course to get my liberal arts degree.

27/8/2025, 3:35:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It really doesn't help that this was in regards to a teenage trans girl who solved a particularly difficult math problem, which caused him to of course go "well A real woman could never solve a math problem" partly because the history of women in mathematics has been brutally expressed

27/8/2025, 3:34:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Somebody posted it a while back. I don't want to go digging through his shit to find the articles. He literally said something to the effect that agps are uniquely gifted in mathematics because they're just so masculine.

27/8/2025, 3:33:17 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, but having long hair is mildly inconvenient

27/8/2025, 3:32:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't unknow that Micheal Bailey is so convinced of his AGP theory that he thinks his mystical fake trans women are actually better at math than cis men because they are so good at rotating objects in their minds.

27/8/2025, 3:30:55 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep, good honest HSTS woman. Unable to rotate an object in her mind. Not like those object rotating AGPs.

27/8/2025, 3:28:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view