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It's the octane rating if you're actually curious, except for the e-85 one which actually does stand for 85%ethanol.
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It's the octane rating if you're actually curious, except for the e-85 one which actually does stand for 85%ethanol.
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For a second my brain processed this as loss
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Ronald is either an insane saint who refuses to wear shoes and spends his entire income on rescue kittens or an insane racist who covered his entire house in tinfoil too. There is no middle ground.
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They have a bit of air gap....
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Eh not really
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Yay?
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Barely
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It's just my life but yeah
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What about no tits and no job?
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This really feels like something my doctor should have told me when they prescribed HRT. Like hey, maybe don't have this incredibly common fruit that's in many fruit salads and mixed drinks.
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What hrt does grapefruit juice interact with?
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Wait ive misread this and scrolled too far and am wrong anyway. WHY WOULD IT SHOW MULTIPLE YEARS.
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I just accidentally learned what year you were born because apparently we share a year. Did not expect that.
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Okay yeah but what if I want to get sidetracked on the specifics of the unicorn trade between fantasy China and fantasy Vietnam and spend the next 3 days on that only to realize that I have lost all motivation to write original thing
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All right, I feel personally attacked by this one.
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When he awoke, Gregor Samosa discovered he had turned into a pastry.
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I'm basically a boat anchor
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Too real. My dad used to like to remind me that my mom "tricked him"
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Mine just keeps fantasizing about ripping itself out of my skull so you probably don't want it
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You can beat me to death with a 2x4 now if you want. I deserve it.
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More like acute angle am i right?!
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Why do people pay for dating apps when sobbing alone is free?
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They're great
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Where do you get tights from? Just amazon?
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"a stroke? Localized entirely within your kitchen?"
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Yeah that sounds like me a lot
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I totally forgot it's Saturday night and I'm supposed to be having fun.
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I think it's telling that the only ones that interested me are specifically the ones that subverted their basic formula.
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I dunno HDG isn't strictly my jam.
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Yea but that's a color
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You need to make sure it's real shaoxing wine though, not the stuff that's been adulterated with salt to be unfit for consumption.
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Squishmellows are very squishy
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Like a burn bucket for your phone.
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Something something florets something something xenodrugs.
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They make me feel like a shrub.
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It's ok to be wrong dear.
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Why do they make fat girls disguise themselves as bushes. It's inexplicable.
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Ok this feels like it could be a real place started by some guy called Knudson R Shmeat in 1967 that shows up in tourist guides.
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Shmeats
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You don't need a Ferd Erfteenthousand? How will you haul all of your manly goods that you need to haul?
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No like 2/3rds of my atoms should just be replaced by air.
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Dutchess County is the Nassau of the Hudson Valley.
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SissArby's
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I just need to lose a third of my bodyweight and get a bunch of invasive surgeries and totally change my personality and then I'll like myself.
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It's been Tomboy Outback for a while. I don't make the rules
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Just do it yourself it's fairly easy
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You can if you grind and char it first
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The mood tonight
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I exist in the wonderful liminal space where people tell me I'm not fat and then I go to the doctor and can't get healthcare because I'm clinically obese and nobody makes clothes in my size because plus size hangs off and normal doesn't fit.
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Castration envy is a psychologically fascinating phenomenon.
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I assure you i am embarrassingly Jewish. I eat gefilte fish and like it.
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Im a wuss and stop posting when i start beating myself with a stick.
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This is the most jewish thing i have heard in a while. "Oh but i have too much money. I'm just going to leave this on the ground. A blessing it would be if a needy person found it!"
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How does one apply for this service?
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Do any of yall ever just אֶהְיֶה אֲשֶׁר אֶהְיֶה ?
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Apparently only girls tie their sweaters around their waists, which I have been doing uhhhh... forever.
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It's been a good 24 hours for wild moodswings
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I am starting to suspect that all of America's ills can somehow be traced to NYU. I will not be elucidating further. I will not be taking questions. Thank you for your Attention on this Matter.
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I mean you can't really top "Imminent Eschaton" and "Giants of Old". You just gotta get real Culture with the names and not just call stuff "Cherubim". Just get real stupid.
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So please take this as a compliment but I think my attempts at reading Black Flame may constitute a form of self harm. It's extremely... visceral
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They told you that was all your mom's fault and she was trying to turn you into a girl? If my dad hadn't been so dead set on finding wrongs I would have come out 15 years earlier cuz I wouldn't have had an obvious "excuse"
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It's a long story but basically I was a repressor for 10 years because my dad did it to me. Seeing or hearing queer people made me nauseous cuz I kind of had feelings. I was utterly convinced that I was "whatever trans *really* is" which meant I was just trying to escape from my mental problems.
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More in the " oh actually I accidentally got conversion therapy and now it's breaking down and I don't know how to be a person anymore" sort of way.
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That happened to me once but it was may to October
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Does it have to be petg? I dunno if my a1 mini is rated for that.
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God Dragonforce is sooooo good.
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So this has nothing to do with anything except the title but "SHOWHOUND" makes me really want to do a handler/hound gladiator story about a struggling pair of transbians who resort to desperate measures to win big on the mecha gladiator circuit.
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Just bought an A1 mini and it's wild how much 3d printers have improved. Any suggestions for things to print?
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I almost bought a 3000 dollar mauser broomhandle just because it was made in Taiwan. You can get soooooo in the weeds.
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Big Chris don't work after 5:00 p.m.
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My voice is a bit mangled at the moment from getting VFS but I used to have a killer hiss. It'll probably eventually come back
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I actually played a vampire in a Vampire the masquerade game who looked like an angry possum. She also acted like an angry possum. I think angry possum is my muse.
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My suspicion is that this list was written up as malicious compliance on the assumption nobody in Maha knows what the hell an underlying condition is because it includes basically everyone.
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This list is absolutely fucking incoherent. You can really tell it was written as malicious compliance.
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Me and my girlfriend would be very confusing to her because I think between the two of us we have about 6 ft of hair.
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In all fairness, I know a lot of people you can tell are gay by their haircuts.
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2027....
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I only own one pair of yoga pants.
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I do know that your eyeball contains a tiny dish of water so that it can be seeing through water.
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Yep, checks out.
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All right, but do you wear flannel pajama pants?
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I would say cursed blunt rotation but I think if either of these two so much as looked at a marijuana they would catch fire.
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I shouldn't have gone for the Cadillac bottom surgery. If I had gone to Discount Dan i would have had it already. Now they're probably gonna put me in a camp before my consult even comes up.
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There's a little bit of him in every single iconic wandering loner in all of Cinema. This one movie is basically the entire career of Clint Eastwood.
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Officially, I've never stolen an RPG manual. Don't look in my hard drive.
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My dad found "trannies" to be the most disgusting kind of pornography he could think of when he gave me "the talk" at 12:00
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I remember when being a nerd meant you had one dog-eared copy of the 3.5 rulebook that you've shared around the table and photocopied incessantly.
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The difference is Funko pops. If you own Funko pops, you're part of the problem. Unless you have some really weird special interest in Funko pops that includes like knowing exactly what polyvinyl they're made of and being able to info dump for 45 minutes straight about like rare Funko pops
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I often refer to myself as a temporarily embarrassed cis woman. I enjoy baking, fashion, novels, the color pink, and nagging. If I wasn't mostly gay, I would be the most hsts bitch on the planet.
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No, this is actually a valid take. A helicopter is basically 50,000 moving parts rotating around one very very angry bolt.
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We keep running my fingers through it and hairs keep coming out
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I'm apparently double hsts because I never even took calc failed stats and took some kind of "math and day-to-day life" course to get my liberal arts degree.
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It really doesn't help that this was in regards to a teenage trans girl who solved a particularly difficult math problem, which caused him to of course go "well A real woman could never solve a math problem" partly because the history of women in mathematics has been brutally expressed
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Somebody posted it a while back. I don't want to go digging through his shit to find the articles. He literally said something to the effect that agps are uniquely gifted in mathematics because they're just so masculine.
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Yes, but having long hair is mildly inconvenient
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I can't unknow that Micheal Bailey is so convinced of his AGP theory that he thinks his mystical fake trans women are actually better at math than cis men because they are so good at rotating objects in their minds.
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Yep, good honest HSTS woman. Unable to rotate an object in her mind. Not like those object rotating AGPs.