The way Trump describes America you'd think we live in a futuristic hell hole. I've been to a lot of major cities in this country and have never felt the threats he describes. Regards, Frank
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The way Trump describes America you'd think we live in a futuristic hell hole. I've been to a lot of major cities in this country and have never felt the threats he describes. Regards, Frank
How many blood transfusions did he have over the weekend? Regards, Frank
Trump is probably fine as of now. But the way right wing media acted about bidens age and how they are treating trumps health issues is fucking disgusting. These place need to be put out of business for propaganda. Regards, Frank
Preview of the announcement:
If the oligarchs have their way then pretty soon labor day will be a day we all have to do hard labor for free. Regards, Frank
Frankly, the two best ways to celebrate Labor day are to unionize or go into labor. Regards, Frank
The Heritage Foundation is the shadow government and deep state Maga has been fearing for years. And frankly, Maga is the exact reason they are in power, and they’re too dumb to understand. Regards, Frank
I dont know man, people are pretty dumb.
Trump has clearly been dealing with health issues for a while now. And frankly theyre covering it up. I'm guessing he was in the hospital for those three days recently. He legit talked about wanting to get into heaven the other day. Only a person who knows theyre dying soon says something like that.
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Why are Republicans so afraid of a man who is about to die?
If you're going to deploy the National Guard in DC to pick up trash, then, frankly, have them focus on taking out the trash in the White House. Regards, Frank
I wonder if Stacy's mom has got it going on
Frankly, Republicans plan for gun control in schools is to put a gun in every locker. Regards, Frank
Remember when the news would just report the news and not have these clown show round tables that give voices to the dumbest of people. Regards, Frank
Frankly, this country doesn't need anymore trust fund babies making decisions for us. Regards, Frank
Frankly, Maple is the far superior ingredient to Pumpkin. Hit follow for more hard hitting frank takes like this
If you're going to be walking down the sidewalk on your phone at least have the common courtesy to move all the way over instead of right down the middle. Come on people, Frank
Frankly, if trump is dead then a lot of writers are going to go out of business. Regards, Frank
I dont know if I'm mentally prepared for that.
Whats with all the trumps dead posts all over social media? I was hoping to sleep tonight. Regards, Frank
Yes, a federal court did rule against tariffs. But guess what? They left them in place. People seem to be leaving that out of their posts. Regards, Frank
Who actually sends their kids to this garbage? Is this just a way for big money donors to fondle each other?
Just want to wish everyone a safe holiday weekend. I know we are supposed to celebrate workers, and the hard labor they do for their corporate overlords. But I want to give a special shoutout to the women who unironically go into labor on Labor Day. Take Care, Frank
To all my new followers that are not bots, which I'm sure is like 90% of my followers. Please be sure to subscribe to me on substack. I write something weekly so help support me. Regards, Frank frankfrankly.substack.com
I hope I'm not right, that would be horrific.
If you’ve never had to deal with a negative balance in your bank account, then frankly, you shouldn’t be allowed to run for political office. Regards, Frank
Frankly, I see better in the dark with my eyes closed. Take Care, Frank
Trump may not technically be a Communist, but he sure is following the playbook. #Trump #Communism #economy open.substack.com/pub/frankfra...
They love the taste of trumps grundle
If guilt kills then frankly it's no wonder evil people live so long. Truly, Frank
I think most of my followers on here are bots.
“Jeff Bezos reportedly earns around $191 million per day.” Frankly, though, it’s definitely the migrants and the poors that are the problem. With Love, Frank
I did not give her permission to use the word Frankly.
The Heritage Foundation is the shadow government and deep state Maga has been fearing for years. And frankly, Maga is the exact reason they are in power, and they’re too dumb to understand. Regards, Frank
The new Republican logo.
Wow, those snowflakes really put the Cracker back in Cracker Barrel. Regards, Frank
Frankly, Republicans should worry less about the ten commandments being in schools, and more worried about protecting children. Regards, Frank
No but he's definitely embracing state capitalism similar to places like China. Regards, Frank
“Good times create weak men.” Trump has never known anything but good times even with all his failures and bankruptcies. He's been worth more money than the average American can dream of. So why the fuck do his followers think he's so strong? And don't forget. “Weak men create hard times.”
I feel like it's only a matter of time before Bezos makes a deal with Trump to send detainees to Amazon Warehouses instead of detention camps. Regards, Frank
Can you imagine the banger of an album Taylor Swift will make after her divorce. Frankly, it might end all music. Regards, Frank
To be quite Frank. I do think there is a place for AI in our society. For example, a robot who is programmed to only give noogies and swirlies to Stephen Miller all day. Regards, Frank
Thank you for acknowledging this. Take Care, Frank
I wanted to become an influencer a few years ago so I posted a ton of pictures of me in my speedo thong. I was ultimately banned from social media for five years. And now I’m on substack “writing.” All the best, Frank
I'm sure he got this talking point from Fox News. Regards, Frank
I usually eat my eggs. Regards, Frank
You can tell that Trump is very aware of his tiny hands when he is on camera. Frankly, I’ve never seen him be so aware of anything, ever. Yours, Frank
Pass. I'm good with Katie Porter.
And boycotts of the biggest companies. There's only one way to hurt oligarchs, and it's their wallet. Regards, Frank
The internet has been around for a while and society isn't even close to mastering it. Now tech companies are trying to force feed us AI. Frankly, we don't need more tools to make us dumb. Regards, Frank
Trump bringing up flag burning reminds me of a Simpsons episode from the early seasons when they did a school house rock skit. “… There’s a lot of flag burners who have got too much freedom. And I want to make it legal for policemen to beat ‘em”
The most normal hands ever. Frankly my hands look like that too from shaking my own hands all day in anger. Regards, Frank
This whole situation is insane. I can't believe so many people in this country are ok with this. Regards, Frank
Whatever happened to Elon and his new political party? He's been so quiet recently. Regards, Frank
How come when white, male conservatives get older, their heads get so much fatter and balder? Regards, Frank
The MSM is owned by the right wing oligarchs, so it's not that surprising. Regards, Frank
I was listening to a podcast and they kept talking about something called la boo boo (sp?). I have no idea what it is and forbid to look it up, because frankly, if I do then the terrorists win. Regards, Frank
I guess same can be said about the Jan 6 rioters. Regards, Frank
The amount of voters that believe this delusional bullshit is alarming. Is there even a path forward from this? Regards, Frank
Imagine being the political party who fear mongers about communism for decades that your president decides to implement it, and you act like it's what you've wanted all along. Regards, Frank
What hea doing is called communism. Regards, Frank
Frankly the boycott of Cracker Barrel is making it a great time to invest into Honkey Crate. Regards, Frank
My local trader Joe's hung a huge sign out front counting down the days to when they will have pumpkin items… because thats how many people asked about it. Enjoy summer, Frank
I need to go back to my roots and reread “Where's Waldo.” Frankly that guy knows how to live life. Regards, Frank
If you're dealing with extreme heat this weekend. Remember to turn tour oven on to cool down. Regards, Frank
Frankly, if Kilmar Abrego would just shave his facial hair, grow his hair out a bit, and become a white person, he wouldn’t be in this mess. Is what I image Right Wing media will be saying soon. All the best, Frank
Alligator #Alcatraz is ordered to be dismantled within 60 days. The administration is trying to build more of these throughout the country. The goal is for them to be run by the same groups that run private #prisons, and throw in as many people as they can. Truly, Frank
But then how will we all gamble?
The Private Prison Industry is salivating for the World Cup and Olympics. So many foreigners they can cash in on when they get arrested for literally anything. Regards, Frank
an easy time getting in prison. Regards, Frank
No but he may have had other documents incriminating Trump. Maybe with the likes of Russia. Regards, Frank
Sweet Jesus that dude is getting more orange by the day. Is there something in that spray tan that convinces MAGA to support these people. Regards, Frank
FBI raided John Bolton’s residence looking for confidential documents. People claiming it to be a distraction from the Epstein files. My guess is Bolton had some incriminating documents against Trump, and they are trying to get their hands on them before he leaks anything. Regards, Frank
If you have to take time off of #work to play #TopGolf, just let them know you're headed to the #bays with the #baes. They'll understand. And if you work an #office job, put that as your out of office. Regards, Frank
A new study shows that Gen Z is reading less to their children and people in general seem to enjoy reading less. Reading builds imagination which helps with critical thinking and innovation. Children not growing up to read is a disservice to society and our future. open.substack.com/pub/frankfra...
The longer I live the more I think God really is a computer simulation built by a tech billionaire.
How is this guy still alive? Regards, Frank
My god AI is just grooming a generation of unibombers. Take Care, Frank
Trump is going to patrol with the National Guard tonight. To what, a McDonalds? He can barely make it up a flight of stairs and he is going to walk around the city? In the words of Al Borland: “Uhhh, I don’t think so, Tim” With Love, Frank
I think most people support progressive policy when they actually hear it, but we need platforms and good messengers to get these ideas out there.
He's talking to an empty room isnt he? Regards, Frank
If you give a normal person one billion dollars they will probably retire and enjoy their lives. But a lot of billionaires didn’t get there because they are good people or lead happy lives. They chase more thinking that's their path to happiness. And these are the people influencing our politicians.
Patrol to a McDonalds? I don't think he can walk very far. Regards, Frank
But they're kicking Americans off of health care too. Unless he just means congress. Regards, Frank
And to think I really thought Putin would finally change. Regards, Frank
Now do Amazon next and keep the trend going with almost every corporation in this country. As if he is the only Maga CEO of a company people give their money to. Regards, Frank
Yeah we need more progressives running, but the DNC doesn't want to support them. Regards, Frank
As of now Gavin Newsom is the only Democrat running for President in 2028. Frankly, if you’re a Democrat and have Presidential aspirations you better get your ass out there now and start fighting. Enough with the consultants and focus testing. Regards, Frank
Frankly, they hoped slavery would progress instead of end. Regards, Frank
Frankly they need to save all that money for the redistricting battle and all of Trump's lawsuits. Regards, Frank
Liberals have basically become corporatists and moderates. We need to start supporting more progressive candidates, and so does the party. Frankly, if the DNC wants to keep shunning progressives then progressives will need to start building a stronger, grassroots eco system. Regards, Frank
Should have listened to the wife when she said use a Pringles box.
What the heck, I lost my potato chip bag of money in the same area.
I had the trogdor shirt and a strongbad one that wad my favorite.
I haven't watched homestar runner in a couple of decades. You just unlocked some old memories.
Christ, fliers for the no vote in the CA redistricting vote are already being mailed out. Is it officially even on the ballot yet? Frankly, Conservatives just straight up suck. Regards, Frank
How many couches can he get in this deal?
That's promising, I hope it continues to trend in the support direction.
All those vagrants heading back to the white house. Or another vacation they haven't earned. Regards, Frank