He IS the “Ding Dang Dong” 🤷♂️
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He IS the “Ding Dang Dong” 🤷♂️
“Look at my face.” 🤣🤣🤣
lol Idiocracy!
[Tried to find the gif but here’s a still.] I imagine at Trump’s current state of crazy, he will be scribbling nonsense on a white board like Andy in Dawn of the Dead. 💁♂️
Please Hollywood! Charlize Theron. Make it happen!
Bruce Willis and Ving Rhames vibes.
… and their mother who lives upstairs 🤷♂️
Pat… I’d like to buy an E please!
The orange was always rotten 🤷♂️
Some timely classic films to watch this week. If you still haven’t seen them. Just sayn’ 🤷♂️
Nope. I understand what’s coming… a DVT blood clot from DJT’s leg will travel to his heart. Then America gets peace from a loser conman. 1. Eats KFC and McD at 80. 2. Has poor erratic blood circulation and pooling in lower legs. 3. Science doesn’t lie. 🙏
Republicans and MAGA hate people and children. They only love money and power. 💁♂️
More salad tossing than Souplantation. 💁♂️🥗
I can only say… “sumb*tch!” 🤷♂️
Let’s not “both parties” this. We all know that republicans are the ones that sell out the 99% in favor of money and power. 💁♂️
[You just grabbed him by the pocketbook, when you are forced to go through that, the judges, they just let you] 😉
Thoughts and prayers to St. Luigi 🙏
Maybe that’s why the war failed… no drummer boy. 🤷♂️
I want to read your comment… let me get my glasses first. 😂
Did she use her EVOO?
A smarter conman would employ James Bond/Maxwell Smart type gadgets to hide the cheating like a secret contraption inside the caddy’s pant leg attached to a button in the pocket. But Dumb Donny is not that bright. 💁♂️
There are cute puppies inside. You wanna pet them? 🤦♂️
I think dems need to give them what they voted for next time. No more, I’m the president of everyone to partisan cult members. Separation of benefits and laws for each party. 💁♂️
Girlscout cookie crumbs all over his mouth while claiming he didn’t eat the cookies. 💁♂️
Did Comet Pizza cater their hearing by chance? Asking for a friend in a pantsuit.
Gen X can rebuild it the right way! [to paraphrase 6MDM] “Gentle people, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first best government. Democrats will be that government. Better than he was before. Better... stronger... faster" #IYKYK
This will hurt red states more than blue. It’s what the cult wanted. Let them sit in voter’s remorse. 🤷♂️
If unidentified masked agents attack you and you fire back… self defense against bad actors committing a crime of assault 🤷♂️
When one enemy is attacking another enemy, sit back and let it play out. 🤷♂️
“Only the best people” 🤦♂️
“News Alert: Southern California woman arrested by ICE supports Trump’s actions even while being detained” … we are in the dumbest timeline! 🤦♂️
These cult members will be penniless and locked up by the dear leader… and will say “at least I owned the libs” 🤡🤦♂️
"There's more to life than a little money, ya know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are. And it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it." 💁♂️
I think it’s safe to call them what they are, the fascist party.
Reminds me of elementary school student council election speeches where the candidates always promised to replace water fountains with coke fountains. I always shook my head as the slower students cheered on the lies. 🤦♂️ I bet those students are now MAGA cult followers.
Blunder twins… please deactivate! 👍
After the dust cloud settles, I hope only smart and curious Americans are left so we can no longer be dragged down by strong and wrong cult believers.
Excellent news! Siphon off those MAGA votes. Make the Blue Wave Even bigger! 👍
4 for 4! 🤞
Because republicans lie 💁♂️
"the lady doth protest too much, methinks,"
By using the term “Female” instead of women, it’s obvious what “pitch” he gets when he leads a ewe to a cliff. 💁♂️
The reason is to force idiot cult members to wake up and stop supporting fascist billionaires 💁♂️
This is performative. An officer could easily outrun her Rascal if she tried to make a run for it. C’mon!
Is the tie too long or are the pants too high? Oh the dilemma!!! 🤔😞
Question, when will god decide to flood this land again. Please start with the red states please.
I don’t think she will pass the sniff test with this panel. 🤷♂️
When will dems learn to beat them at their own game?
So she’s looking forward to committing vehicular manslaughter? “Only the best people” 🤦♂️
This is disgusting! America under Dump is not looking more like a fascist state. It IS now a fascist state!
Added effect is a produce shortage. Dumbest timeline in history. 🤦♂️
CO and NM would be on board, we only would need to sway purple state AZ in order to get a land border. 3 of the 4 corners would be great! UT can pray about it.
This could work however what if the blue states form their own country? California already is the 4th largest economy alone, much more than Canada. We stand to gain $83b by cutting off the MAGAt state welfare. Result is the blue state country would get stronger while red state MAGAmerica gets weaker
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Who was it again that pays welfare to the poor red MAGAt states… [checks notes]… oh right… it’s California 💁♂️
Late stage capitalism / early stage fascism 💁♂️
What was it again when Biden fell off his bike? Oh right… if a MAGAt falls it’s a Tuesday… if a Dem falls, it’s a national emergency.
Blind fascist cult propaganda regurgitation without any intelligence, understanding, or critical thinking. This is why we are where we are in America.
Wirklich cool 😎
Trump’s next tweet: “Elon… stop trying to make Epstein happen… it’s not going to happen!” 🤣🤣🤣
Ryan Murphy… pay attention. I wanna see this shit on FX!
And we all know who the beast is.
Maybe he’s watching too much Turner Classic Movies. 💁♂️
Shut up Donnie and give me two birrias with corn tortillas. 🌮🌮
I don’t think he’s looking to buy a box of Thin Mints. 🤔
That is well known! 🤣🤣🤣 1000 kids and all are IVF
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Art of the dope!
Or, here’s a thought, return the top tax rate to 94% as it was under FDR and we can have a strong middle class that followed. If congress would stop worrying about special interest groups primarying them and do what’s right. America is for all Americans, not the uber wealthy only.
Trickle down IS the joke.
Except pastafarianism. That one makes sense.
7 day
Still a no for me. It only takes one fascist billionaire to ruin everything. Let’s tax them 90% and then pay for things as a public benefit. We can find better entertainment than an Apprentice reboot.
“These are very fine Big Macs” 🤣
I hope, after America is back in non-fascist hands, that these two and all involved get a prison cell with “Big Bubba” and are forced to be his “Girlfriend” every day until they die. That’s the only acceptable response.
Of course Donny thinks she’s “no longer hot”. Her current age is out of his AOA. 💁♂️
Of course Donny thinks she’s “no longer hot”. Her current age is out of his AOA. 💁♂️
Incels always trash women they have no change with.
Ok, can the first challenge be migrants need to select the correct syringe to inject into Kristi’s face. One has filler, the other cyanide. I’d watch that show 💯!
Is this a version of Death Race?
🤮🤮🤮🤮
Are we winning yet? 🤦♂️
With these republiCONs
Today’s executives be like..,
At this point I’ll settle for nothing less than a Mussolini style public hanging to educate any next would be fascist what’s in store.
You forgot the last step: okay, global warming is real, but I don’t care if we all die, as long as I get to own the libs in the process.
Nailed it!