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@ftp-coward.bsky.social

Kick rocks you culty bitch

created June 11, 2024

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Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Little ivermectin will clear that right up

1/9/2025, 10:29:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Statistical denier, Statistical denier, Pants on fire

1/9/2025, 9:06:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

So assume they had Grok draft this complaint then?

1/9/2025, 4:16:13 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m reminded of another shout guy philosopher: “Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that.”

1/9/2025, 4:11:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ll take gentle, but I would much prefer writhing in agony

1/9/2025, 2:12:52 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t you know that cancer treatment is woke? Real Americans just suck it up and let their kids die. Whether from cancer, or measles, or guns.

30/8/2025, 9:11:52 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Perhaps ‘boundaries’ has an alternate meaning of ‘quackery’, then the sentence would make sense.

30/8/2025, 3:59:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Isn’t it pretty to think so

30/8/2025, 3:20:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Given his penchant for lying, that’s the one thing that would definitely make me believe it

30/8/2025, 4:43:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

I suggest: The Bronzer Age

30/8/2025, 4:37:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

…but you put one hand in the wet sheep bush

30/8/2025, 4:04:12 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

I think you overestimate the likelihood of the United States surviving this administration.

30/8/2025, 2:50:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely. Until it affects them personally, MAGAts don’t care.

29/8/2025, 6:57:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social)

@lawandchaospod.bsky.social I keep seeing stories about federal grand juries refusing to indict. And then I came across this story tinyurl.com/yv6s9syf where a grand jury in Kentucky not only failed to indict but indicted the cop instead. Is this something that could happen in the federal system?thx

29/8/2025, 5:10:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Why is Mamdani allowing city owned facilities to fall into such disrepair?

29/8/2025, 4:59:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Does this mean she has dissociative identity disorder, or a bunch of sock puppets?

28/8/2025, 2:35:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

I know it’s a pipe dream, but would love to see these officers loose qualified immunity for this arrest.

26/8/2025, 12:35:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Like the old saying goes, I’ve never wished a man dead. But not for lack of trying.

24/8/2025, 8:49:21 PM | 18 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Since he seems to be suggesting a museum with exhibits about the future, I’m not sure he even understands what a museum is.

19/8/2025, 7:24:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

For me that point was when Jason Stanley left Yale for U Toronto.

19/8/2025, 6:31:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

The common clay of the new west

19/8/2025, 2:58:29 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s going to show up in my nightmares

19/8/2025, 12:04:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Apropos of nothing, but does anyone know what the plural of anecdote is?

16/8/2025, 10:10:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Let’s not get carried away.

16/8/2025, 10:03:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the average case. Worst case he doesn’t leave office and the end of his term. Best case is, well we’ve all seen the cankles.

16/8/2025, 8:45:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

I both hate this and fully support it.

16/8/2025, 8:42:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason (@gizmosspace.bsky.social) reposted

Love this.

28/7/2025, 4:44:27 PM | 1204 476 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Only on premium. Ad supported has lower bitrate and lossy compression.

16/8/2025, 6:28:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair, but wasn’t the FBI at least fairly competent at those things?

15/8/2025, 5:39:24 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

It keeps happening because they are all DEI hires. Dumb, Entitled and Inept.

14/8/2025, 7:56:15 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you not listen to JD? They can’t release the Epstein files because they are full of powerful Democrats.

11/8/2025, 3:30:55 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m guessing that is never “I just did ‘shut-the-fuck-up’; was that alright?”

10/8/2025, 5:01:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Now if he were to be IN American soil, that would be different

9/8/2025, 11:51:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Zoharn wouldn’t sell Dershowitz a pierogi

8/8/2025, 9:12:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe when the House Oversight Committee questions Alex Acosta they will ask him this very question. Let me just take a Quick Look to see when his subpoena is for…

8/8/2025, 3:35:26 PM | 33 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

But sometimes it can be punching a nazi.

8/8/2025, 4:02:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump would probably make you Secretary of the Interior if you did.

7/8/2025, 10:33:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Alito, joined by Thomas, argues that they should be forced to pay back their training cost and return all past pay.

7/8/2025, 9:43:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

It comes from playing too much bingo

6/8/2025, 3:22:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

God, I love Welcome to the Monkey House. Probably my favorite collection of short stories. The only thing that even comes close is First Love and other Sorrows.

2/8/2025, 4:59:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

No, it was a fight between child rapists.

2/8/2025, 4:52:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Nonsense. Don’t you remember that time he quoted from two Corinthians?

2/8/2025, 4:48:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Empathy? I thought that was a fundamental weakness of western civilization.

2/8/2025, 4:47:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Why do you only focus on the bad numbers? Why not focus on the fact the wealth of US billionaires is up 88% over just 5 years ago. Sure, 343 million people are struggling, but there are nearly 1000 billionaires doing great, flying to space, and spending 50 million on weddings.

2/8/2025, 4:42:52 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m no expert, but I think you can make money just as easily by betting against the US economy as by betting on it.

1/8/2025, 9:01:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

That sounds exactly like what a cannibal would say.

1/8/2025, 12:15:31 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

I trust that NYT will explain how this is all Mamdani’s fault.

31/7/2025, 8:25:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

I almost asked what was up with Sydney Sweeney, but then I remembered I dgaf.

30/7/2025, 8:41:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

You are misstating the facts. Epstein didn’t hire her, he stole her.

29/7/2025, 10:47:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok, but Trump doesn’t have the power to impose tariffs either.

29/7/2025, 7:29:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

I had to look up what TFG stood for. I knew from context who it was referring to, but I was thinking it meant The Fat Guy.

28/7/2025, 11:15:58 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Reasoning will never make a Man correct an ill Opinion, which by Reasoning he never acquired

25/7/2025, 5:52:48 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

The way the X-cretion is worded is so strange. Trying to share with Republican senators only? Why not give it to Senator Booker?

25/7/2025, 5:02:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

I find it completely unsurprising that Pam Blondi considers this shit stain to be a friend.

23/7/2025, 11:18:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

All branches are equal, but some are more equal than others.

23/7/2025, 2:08:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Televangelist Kenneth Copeland with a demonic expression of his nauseating face
23/7/2025, 1:51:59 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Won’t people get confused if they call it Whore House?

22/7/2025, 10:03:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

This man has won at life

22/7/2025, 10:00:31 PM | 61 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you really want to live in a society where voter get to decide who is elected? That’s un-American.

22/7/2025, 4:40:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Habba. Ducking autocorrect.

19/7/2025, 12:30:49 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunately for Trump, Alina Hanna is no longer available to represent him

19/7/2025, 12:09:02 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

WSJ is probably getting nervous about him firing Jerome Powell

17/7/2025, 11:14:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

So stupid. Hey Florida, space lasers are, by definition, in SPACE. How are airports going to monitor them?

14/7/2025, 11:22:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Which one of them killed Epstein?

14/7/2025, 3:37:20 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

That is true. However nobody is using cassette tapes, and they certainly aren’t storing data as analog audio.

14/7/2025, 4:29:19 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

My dad had one that predated many of the freeways in LA. There were loose pages floating around the car that had been ripped out too. But he was too cheap to replace it.

14/7/2025, 4:05:06 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

True, but I don’t think there were ever home computers with punch card readers.

14/7/2025, 3:46:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

But each county was a separate expansion pack you had to buy.

14/7/2025, 3:42:18 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

And yes, I am *that* old

14/7/2025, 3:36:06 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Get a load of this, before floppy disks we use to store data on cassette tapes. Yes, plain old audio cassette tapes.

14/7/2025, 3:35:23 AM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Your talents are wasted on the law

14/7/2025, 3:16:23 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Zaphod Beeblebrox

14/7/2025, 2:31:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s right, he is however an alleged child rapist.

14/7/2025, 1:29:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

I was say boo-urns

13/7/2025, 11:20:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

I was going to make a joke about intentionally missing a nearby show. But that’s the sort of thing a heretic would do.

13/7/2025, 11:14:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Excuse me, but that is INTERIM US Attorney. That POS has not been confirmed yet.

13/7/2025, 11:06:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

I used to think they were both disgusting. Still do, but I used to, too.

13/7/2025, 10:27:45 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

No Matt, we have always been at war with Eastasia.

13/7/2025, 10:01:22 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

More likely that ICE would send a bill for room and board.

13/7/2025, 9:58:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

This motherfucker is okay with people raping children in order to “own the libs”. I hope he dies a slow painful death, because he is unworthy of sharing this planet with human beings.

13/7/2025, 9:38:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Young progressives like yourself are one of the few things bringing hope in this dark time.

13/7/2025, 9:18:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely. Absent due process for everyone, there is due process for no one.

13/7/2025, 2:55:59 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

We are in the long part of the arc, not the bends part.

13/7/2025, 4:10:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Bill Clinton is at best a sexual predator. At worst a rapist. The fact the DNC continues to have him speak at conventions is disgraceful. The fact that Trump is also a rapist doesn’t make it okay.

13/7/2025, 2:27:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Huh? They literally gave him a platform to speak at the DNC.

13/7/2025, 2:10:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

The kids call that “receipts”

12/7/2025, 11:48:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe then the DNC would finally stop platforming him

12/7/2025, 11:44:18 PM | 35 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that a Vectrex I spy? Can you bring that back next?

12/7/2025, 11:04:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Norm Macdonald moth joke, but the punchline is “I came to see the Epstein files”

12/7/2025, 10:47:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

A candidate that can admit they are fallible

12/7/2025, 10:40:14 PM | 96 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Floppies? All me programs were on cassette tapes.

12/7/2025, 10:24:22 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

JD Vance! Just saying things to get elected! The devil you say.

12/7/2025, 10:16:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Why are you dragging poor Lisa Murkowski into this?

12/7/2025, 10:14:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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zeteo.com/p/every-time...

12/7/2025, 9:58:56 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought it was Garfunkel and Oates

12/7/2025, 9:31:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s not even that difficult to get there. The DOJ has already put forth the position that the president’s determinations under the AEA are nonjusticiable. So if he says that he has determined that Rosie was born in Kenya, there is nothing the courts can do about it.

12/7/2025, 9:30:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, Trump is a deranged lunatic. But damn, I wish I could get deported to Ireland.

12/7/2025, 6:14:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ftp-coward.bsky.social (@ftp-coward.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s months ago. She has saved eleventy billion lives now.

12/7/2025, 3:56:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And not the nice kind, built by German engineers underneath a laundry. But the kind in the back of a beat up RV.

12/7/2025, 1:42:49 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Screenshot for Office Space with the text: I believe you’d get your ass kicked for saying something like that
12/7/2025, 12:29:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view