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What's the Rick & Morty line...
Your username is "joebidenspussy".
Littlefoot.
I want him to hold on for long enough to see how everyone's reacting to his potential death. And then die.
Keeping this one in the chamber just in case:
Cmon untreated syphilis
In case you were wondering, we still live in the stupidest fucking timeline: www.imdb.com/news/ni65452...
Got this one in the chamber just in case
I'm trying to figure out the point of this. Obviously the guy is going to deny it, and because Trump's so disgusting and awful, I think most people are going to believe the denial.
No shock that Elon is backing the fash, but hopefully his endorsement will be the kiss of death.
"I promise, 600,000 is the exact number of foreigners you need to brutalise to make your wife and kids talk to you again."
She is thinking "woof".
It's like they think only one *real* awful thing can be happening at any given time.
pure f l o o f
w h i s k e r s
Lol, yeah, you'd never work with bad people, would you, you grubby little cock.
IIRC, Uganda's agreement to take deportees contain a clause insisting that they wouldn't take anyone with a criminal record or who was potentially dangerous. I guess they're okay with taking this totally-actually-very-dangerous gang member who definitely wasn't deported by mistake.
That said, I think a lot of their ability to avoid becoming passionate is that they don't really believe what they're saying. It's a lot easier to keep calm when you don't care.
Interesting. I've been told I have extraordinary patience with people who anyone else would just tell to fuck off, and my first thought was "Damn, I wish I'd remembered that just telling them to fuck off was an option"
No, that's the point: however much people tried to make it a decisive election issue in 2024, it was never going to be.
Why not try saying Elon Musk quotes in a (bad) South African accent?
He's also mad that museums don't have anything from the future in them. It's insane because there's no fucking way this man has ever been in a museum on purpose.
They get the joke. But it hurts them. It exposes them. When they have to attack Newsom for doing what Trump does every day, it just proves that it's a personality cult and nothing more. But they can never *admit* that, so they have to keep on like this.
This needs to be taken further. Are anagrams of the Forbidden Phrase allowed? Anticipation Lanes? Pelican Sanitation? Catatonia Nips Line? Satanic Toenail Pin? Catnip's Alienation? Ciao, Innit Pleasant? Anti Spice National? Captain Into Aliens? (maybe get a Captain Kirk photo for that one?)
Ah, rickets, the famously fatal disease that otherwise safe and healthy children get.
"Are you winning, son?"
Srsly, if anyone still believes in a shadowy cabal manipulating everything to control world events after a total shitshow like Trump gets into power (TWICE!), either they're insane, or they think that cabal is also completely fucking incompetent.
The biggest joke was Trump trying to pass this off as something Putin said to him.
#justpthumeruthings
She looks so happy and I'm glad that she's getting the pets she needs.
I liked Angela Collier's take on this - that, if you need AI to give you ideas for projects, you're not a scientist, because every scientist already has, like, a gazillion ideas for projects that they'd love to do because it's what they think about all day.
It's frustrating because it doesn't even come off as sincere. It comes off as tactical - like they've just ruled out any possibility of ever winning an election by appealing to their base.
Keep in mind, he was always going to be a dangerous lunatic anyway.
It's pretty wild that the right-wing gets to win 50% of elections because their opponents can't decide whether to protest or make fun of Trump's stupid penis. (You can and must do both, obviously.)
Protesters in LA have spent the entire summer literally chasing ICE away from vulnerable people
when you're so b'dass that your dog has a dog
Stoked for when AI bots start making nostalgic content for other AI bots, about the good old days when you could drink from the hose all day long and eat sausage jelly straight out of your wife's cupped hands or whatever.
tbh I never realised Alaska was quite so... thicc.
Yup, this is how parties get their politicians to vote the "right" way when the "right" way is, y'know, wrong.
The cat thinks you look too skinny.
And this is the crux of it, isn't it - they hate candidates that don't have skeletons in their closet because they make *them* look bad.
The whole of Alaska smells like old man piss now.
I call this conspicuous contempt. They see it as a display of strength to do things that everyone knows no one should be able to get away with... so we can all see them getting away with it. Demanding absolute obedience and decorum from everyone else is part of it too.
this tweet is still rather relevant.
Accusations of alarmism = "That wouldn't happen because it would be really bad if it did happen."
I would desperately love for his exact interview to immediately segue into the avalanche of shit that Andrew Cuomo has wrong with him so Booker can explain how that stuff is totally irrelevant.
Without sound, she looks severely rattled.
My immediate thought is that he is shit-scared of a coup. Makes me wonder what's about to happen.
Yeah, when you have Labour MPs calling Anne Widdecombe "woke" for saying that trans women shouldn't be in men's prisons... something's gone very wrong.
A shred, really? People don't want to give up their party to a bunch of scumbags.
It's vile that peaceful protesters are being arrested on the insistence that they're supporting violence no one is allowed to know about... ...but if a bunch of thugs threaten to burn down a building full of traumatised women, they have Very Real Concerns that need to be addressed.
He does really lean into the idea that autistic lives aren't worth living and that if autistic people tell you otherwise that's just the autism talking. He is a despicable piece of shit who lived a totally unearned life of luxury and for some reason though that wasn't insulting enough.
I mean, this is the *real* reason why they're focusing on Home Depots and schools and the immigration office and whatnot. It's a lot cheaper and easier to round up people who definitely *aren't* criminals.
Or the National Lard.
Up there with Y'all Qaeda.
Let's be real here: the only reason he actually wants the National Guard in DC is because he's shit-scared of a coup.
To be fair, it probably should.
It's weird how rich and powerful men whose entire world is built on lies are obsessed with this one type of technology that *cannot* tell them that they're right about anything. Like, they can pay people to tell them they're right all the time - and literally *do*!
They look like hobby bobbies.
Pro-birth, pro-death. They couldn't give a shit about anything in between.
This is it. These "moderate" supporters want us to forgive them on the grounds that they assumed Trump was lying to make himself sound worse. What's that Maya Angelou line? "When someone shows you who they are, believe them"?
"You don't understand: I *believed* the famous liar when he lied, and I *ignored* everyone who told me he was lying! I'm innocent! How can you still be mad at me?"
I know it's way down on the list of dumb things about it, but... dude's 59. Why does he want a job?
FYI: by all accounts, Schrödinger was very much a lover (aka a huge slut).
Either scared, or about to do something really fucking awful.
Yeah, basically: "The perfect is the enemy of the good". I do think those dipshits are often well-meaning but it leads to, for example, helping a rabidly anti-Palestine president get elected... because you oppose the genocide in Palestine.
I legit don't know what the point is. People already have every other bloody stupid chatbox hotkeyed to their faces, why would it be such a problem not to include the explicitly pro-Nazi one?
eMed probably isn't going to loudly speculate about her ability to ride dicks.
The problem is, they're pandering to people who, for the most part, have either never worked those jobs, or haven't worked them in, like, 30 years.
Read this. Repost it. Ram it down every throat that ever bought Farage’s bullshit. Send it to your mates, your nan, your MP - this could blow the whole rotten Reform racket to hell. Farage isn’t a leader - he’s a conman in a blazer, and his empire’s about to crumble.
My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney Had to finally release this from my head
This is amazing.
I hope so. =)
I will never stop bothering people with Petr Valek www.youtube.com/watch?v=X37C...
cardboard kitte
I mean, I guess the upside is that you don't have to work for them anymore.
From what I've seen, AI will not take your job but there's a 50-50 chance that it will find some way to intangibly ruin it.
Let's just be clear though: the fact that Trump hoarded classified documents, lied to the DoJ about having them, showed them to a bunch of people just to show off, then tried to get one of his employees to destroy them, is also kind of a big deal.
Cringe = someone else's idea of fun, basically. I'll never understand the fixation on skins.
standard british night out
It's so pathetic. He can't possibly care about *actually* winning, and he can't possibly believe that everyone is fooled by his cheating. So why doesn't he just buy himself a trophy and skip the stupid game altogether?
so when you… • force this tech on most everyone • block it from acknowledging trans people even exist • remove lgbtq people from human rights reporting & allow ICE to conceal info on trans people in custody …it seems like a good time for cis folks to stop considering political “compromises.”
This is the big problem with making concessions to tyrants and fascists. You end up having to defend your decision. And that will involve saying incredibly stupid things in public.
This is insane. They think late night talk shows are "the news"?
Better idea: stop supporting a bad policy just because Nigel Farage opposes it. The OSA *is* a bad policy, sloppily written by the Tories. I don't know how much freedom Labour had to implement/amend it, but it clearly *does* need amending. We can still call Farage a nonce regardless.
Kyle is defending bad Tory legislature in the worst way possible. What he *should* be doing is separating the legitimate concerns from Farage's political sabre-rattling. Like, I don't think you have to be a nonce to think that age-gating Spotify is dumb, surely?
Peter Kyle is a crooked idiot, and the Online Safety Act is a huge mess that needs to be either severely cut down, or scrapped. That fact is completely independent of the reality that, yes, Nigel Farage *is* and aspires to be a friend to rapists, such as Donald Trump and Andrew Tate.
Wow, she's immediately less of a turd than the rest of the tech sector.
He says if we changed the *gender* things would be different? Does... does he not realise that there's a woman in that photo?
Challenging the "status quo" notion that TVs don't just spontaneously display porn?
I think they think they're giving *you* a golden opportunity to *collaborate* on their paper. Like you'd be investing in their startup or something.
It's kind of weird that the US president and the UK's ambassador to the US were both besties with the same nonce, isn't it. Or is it?
