First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social)
Listen- stop spending money. Capitalism only works if we let it.
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Listen- stop spending money. Capitalism only works if we let it.
Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor.bsky.social) reposted
Good. Fuck them. fortune.com/2025/09/09/t...
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social)
I don’t want *this* America.
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
They wouldn’t dare; that would imply they did nothing.
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh Truth Social has been and is a very violent place (always, but especially…) right now.
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s “the stripper knows my name” mentality 🙃
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
I *just* got a notification that he’d grown more political and opposed Charlie Kirk’s beliefs… 🤷♀️
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
Good luck with that. It’s going to ho over like a lead balloon.
Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) reposted
The Wall Street Journal is now walking back its earlier reporting that "transgender ideology" messages were found on the shooter's ammunition. But it's too late. That story is all around the country and the world. Most who have read it will not see the update. Thanks, WSJ.
Josey (@josey75.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
@schumer.senate.gov @warren.senate.gov @sanders.senate.gov @whipkclark.bsky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schiff.senate.gov @adamkinzinger.substack.com Vance and military members carrying a private citizen's casket onto Air Force Two for transport at taxpayer expense? Why?
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
Watch this sonofabitch get a lying in in the rotunda
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social)
It’s the neurosyphilis! He’s dying from untreated syphilis. It is eating all of his organs.
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
That man was awful in so many different ways. He didn’t believe in empathy, so why should I waste mine?
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social)
👍🏼 she’s right folks.
ElieNYC (@elienyc.bsky.social) reposted
Honestly people who believed the initial @wsj.com lies about the bullets just failed a basic media literacy test. The WSJ is just printing white wing press releases and if you don’t know that by now I don’t know what to tell you.
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social)
Same
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
Robert this is wholly untrue as our entire system is predicated by and thrives on violence.
Janet McKenna Lowry (@janetmckennalowry.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I mean, he wasn't assassinated. That's a word for actual political figures, not pundits. And he didn't die from political violence, but from gun violence, an activity he enthusiastically supported. If anything, he died in accordance with his deepest held beliefs.
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
condemnations of political violence are well taken but it does feel as if some prominent political commentators are of the view that violence isn’t a part of the history of American politics and that is very much not true.
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
While talking about gun violence.
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s a feature not a bug. This is the plan.
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
Girl, it’s that damn auto pen
Jacob T. Levy (@jacobtlevy.bsky.social) reposted
A top 50 US university yesterday fired an instructor, a department chair, and a dean because a course made some reference to transgender people without the brief official course description in the catalog saying “trigger warning: gender.” In conclusion, those intolerant lefty kids, cancel culture.
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
Schrodinger’s probably got something to say about it.
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social)
I just watched a little bit of Richard Dawson era family feud, and Jesus did Trump just Zelig his cadence and speech?
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
This guy is getting a workout today.
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
It was an auto-pen! Duh 😬
CAKE (@thebandcake.bsky.social) reposted
The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121.
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
❌👑 Bernadette🫘🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🟧💙🐈⬛ (@vintageknits.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Sigh. All too likely.
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
As a former dancer, I have to know!
Jerry Boyle (@jecboyle.bsky.social) reposted
Chicago: Buckle up for the invasion. Save this graphic. We’re at your service. 🫡
Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes.bsky.social) reposted
I mean what on earth are district court judges supposed to do at this point other than get the message from SCOTUS to let Trump do whatever he wants to no matter what the law says.
NotreDale (@notredale.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Brett, bro, here’s a brewski. Can we chat while we lift? Listen, if you’re going to base your decision on what “typically” happens (which you shouldn’t, that’s not how inalienable rights work), then you need competent evidence. You can’t rely on your imagination, bro.
Carter P. Hayes (@allchronology.com) reposted
It’s remarkable how many people believe Congress is weak and the President omnipotent. Congress isn’t powerless — it’s paralyzed by cowardice. Its authority is vast, if only it dared to act.
Mekka Okereke (@mekka.mekka-tech.com) reposted
Two things: 1) Black Lives Matter is not *done*. It's never done. Me Too, also not done. Y'all really underestimate our endurance.🤷🏿♂️ 2) It's not difficult to be an ally. Andrew Garfield and Julia Roberts made space, Ayo Edebiri took her space, and the nonsense question was exposed for what it is.
🦋 Digital Relic 🦋 (@damop.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Late-stage capitalism is basically a demolition derby for small businesses, while multinational corporations get an all-you-can-eat buffet of public resources and waddle off with every last crumb of profit. When will Americans wake-up and embrace democratic socialism akin to Europeans?
CajunBlueAZ ⚜️🇺🇸 🇺🇦 (@cajunblue.bsky.social) reposted
D.C. is pounding pavement! ✊🏼 Power to the People ✊🏼
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted
Where do you stand? You can want solutions for the unhoused, you can want safer cities, but you can also be dead set against federalizing them and against military occupation. I stand with DC!
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social)
Working life has me wanting a “survival of the Saturday Costco run.”
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social)
Pretty sure that camera weighs upwards of forty pounds. (Remembers schlepping news cameras in the 80s/90s)
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
You can’t fire statistics 🤷♀️
The Democratic Coalition (@thedemcoalition.bsky.social) reposted
Let’s make this happen!
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social)
WHAT.THE.FUCK? Are they all dumb? Tesla offers unprecedented $1 trillion pay package to Elon Musk - Bloomberg
Our Common Defense (@ourcommondefense.bsky.social) reposted
If it's now the Department of Gwar then we're settling on Insane Clown Policies for the entire Trump administration
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social)
I can only dissociate so far before I need a nap.
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
Did we get blackout bingo?!
AngryCartoonSquirrel (@frothythesquirrel.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Any argument they give, just reply with "SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!!!!" the way they have for years to defend using children as targets.
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
There is a baseline psychopathy in this administration and it’s terrifying to watch.
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
Despite being mentally ill themselves*, they see mental illness as a weakness in character (instead of a very normal part of the human experience), it’s a toxic view of very thing that separates us from other animals (theoretically).
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
Edward Murrow just rolled over in his grave
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social)
Omg so fucked
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social)
Hey @merriam-webster.com can the word of the day be feckless?
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
The president is using the military to dismantle cities that didn't vote for him The president is using the military to distract from women speaking out against his and Jeffrey Epstein's sexual abuses. We are not living in ordinary times. Extraordinary responses are called for.
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social)
Note to all colleges and universities: don’t fucking fold first— call the tangerine twittler’s bluff.
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social)
Hey any New Orleans people (we’re misplaced New Orleanians) what say ye?
StrictlyChristo 🦋🇺🇦🌻❌👑 (@strictlychristo.bsky.social) reposted
Anyone involved in human trafficking should be brought to justice, as should anyone involved in covering up these crimes. This should not be a controversial statement.
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social)
Basically.
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s a fucking moron.
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
They don’t?
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
But Hunter…
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d add an adjective between because and people: “… you read it and it’s because feckless people got bored…”
RVAMAG (@rvamag.bsky.social) reposted
Most Richmonders haven’t heard about it, but the City of Richmond is rewriting the rules that will determine what can be built, and where, for decades to come. It’s called the Zoning Code Refresh, and right now, it’s quietly moving through the public comment stage. #rva #richmondva
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
I think I need to find this book. I had weird fascination with Buckley as a kid. I hated his politics but I loved the way he spoke. Also I was pretty convinced that he was the inspiration for Jabba the Hut 🤷♀️
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you!
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social)
I’m super excited; the kids and I are doing a double feature movie day! Freakier Friday, yummy dinner, and then 2nd movie, The Roses (Olivia Colman is one of my besties, we just haven’t met yet!).
Melanie D’Arrigo (@darrigomelanie.bsky.social) reposted
Your reminders: Trump ended the National Cryptocurrency Enforcement Team which investigated crypto-related crimes like fraud and money laundering. Trump also fired the ethics watchdog overseeing corruption in the executive branch. This is just another Trump family scam.
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks new friend. I’ve been building a playlist of (reminders of) favorites from seeing everyone else’s posts, figured I’d add my own too!
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
I hate ai because it uses serious amounts of mostly finite resources in areas that don’t have them (see: Texas, Memphis, etc). Also it’s making us dumber. If I see another comment that says “AI says…”
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
I cried every time I was made to use that thing. (I still own one though 😂)
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
How do I get in on this music challenge?
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social)
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
I legit guffawed. 5⭐️
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s a little on the nose
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social)
In honor of Labor Day: meet my friends at the @workingfamilies.org !
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social)
In January 2021 the guard was called in to DC. There were reports that the NatGuard were sleeping in loading docks and the floor of the Capitol Building Visitors center— it’s a big cavernous maze of stairs and open halls. Where are they sleeping now? (Top shopping lvl of union station? That’s empty)
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social)
How do we make *everyone understand this* why are so many kowtowing to this (looking at you ___)? I said somewhere else that we need a massive mobilization of very quick history/civics lessons and an immediate economic slowdown. Idk if gemstone is it but I’d like to see where it goes
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
Does anyone remember the jan 2021 when he called in the natl guard to “help?” (abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics...) Anyway, has anyone been to the upper retail level of Union Station? I hear that union station has been “commandeered.”
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn’t his wife leaving him? Sounds like she left a long time ago 🤷♀️
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
Strike that- *scratches ass*
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that the painted section? Because they’re going to paint black to “make it too hot to touch” *scratches head*
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
What the fuck?
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social)
A little bit of wishful thinking is good for the soul. Keep it up cuties.
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s so so good. It was all of the appropriate amounts of aggressive.
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
On any ordinary day I’d agree… but where we are right now; let’s not pull that trigger yet.
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
God dammit
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social)
Hey universe- I’d like some good luck on the 11th green today. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
CAKE (@thebandcake.bsky.social) reposted
The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121.
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell yes!
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
I hear he’s broke.
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve also thought this is the way.
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social) reply parent
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social)
I’d like @rfk-junior.bsky.social to know my ssris keep me sane… so fuck you.
First United Church of Katie (@fucofkatie.bsky.social)
This is true.