Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social)
I could’ve sworn he was the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. Without even taking into account the cunts he’s trying appeal to, he’s done this far too often.
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I could’ve sworn he was the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. Without even taking into account the cunts he’s trying appeal to, he’s done this far too often.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social)
Holy fuck! That Cena/Paul match was amazing with, as I much as I hate to say it, Paul doing all the work to make Cena look amazing. Right now, literally best Cena match ever (Tallest dwarf, I know)
Rolling Stone (@rollingstone.com) reposted
Donald Trump is waging a fascist takeover of the United States. Democrats are responding the only way they know how: by heeding the advice of the wonks who helped get them into this situation — and whose advice is to avoid discussing what Trump is doing. More: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social)
"How Reform has changed the debate on migration" Becasude our media has failed us. Massively.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social)
How sad.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Hypocrisy is a virtue to fascists
Scarred For Life (@scarredforlife.bsky.social) reposted
I beg to differ
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
As much as I love Bad Taste, Braindead is his masterpiece. So much invention/gags/gore/homages on a no-budget (but also a 90s release)
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Only took them 2 years.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reposted
Ever considered that the world would be a better place if we simply told those people who are obviously cunts to ‘fuck off’ rather than, y’know, acquiesce to their every whim?
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social)
I listened to the last Tool album at 1.2x speed to see if it made it any more interesting. It didn't.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social)
Never knew this existed. MCM have so little video evidence for their existence.
RachelRoyalKC (@rachelroyalkc.bsky.social) reposted
If one journalist was just bold enough to ask him, “were you just not rich enough to be invited to the island”, he would crack.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social)
I don’t know. Maybe not just list 5 white guys when Radiodread exists. It’s the definitive version of a pretty good record.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social)
"The small animals can be donated on weekdays, with no more than FOUR at a time WITHOUT an appointment" 😂
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social)
Fuck this all to hell.
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” (@pixelatedboat.bsky.social) reposted
The left needs to talk about our nation’s fingering crisis. We can’t cede this issue to the right
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Case in point
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social)
This complete MTV 120 Minutes playlist is one of the best things ever.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Big tech’s not distinguishing them, they’re just forcing ‘AI! It’s the future!’ on us in a Peter Kay voice.
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
I think people are misinterpreting this wonky headline. The bombshell story CBS is reporting is that the Epstein jail tape the public got IS missing time and the FULL video exists. The FBI and DOJ have it. So when Bondi said the missing minute is normal, she lied. www.cbsnews.com/news/jeffrey...
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
For many, that would be ideal
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
That is not to say there’s NO good music being made, there’s tons of it. However, the algorithm isn’t gonna hand it to you. You’ll just get ‘You listened to this ghost-written banger about banging from a music-exec’s daughter, try this model/actress whining about how it sucks to be poor’
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social)
You can only dumb down an audience so much before literal nursery rhymes are what they want to hear. And they were done to death over a century ago.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
The jarring intrusion is intentional. It wants to force you into paying a higher subscription fee to remove them.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
The sheer hypocrisy of Starmer demanding his backbenchers’ unwavering loyalty toward executive policy lines whilst his aides (let’s face it, it’s McSweeney) intentionally trash the reputations of his cabinet needs calling out.
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
Absolutely right. Recent polling confirms that this congressional leadership team is horribly out of touch with this moment and, barring a significant course correction, they should step aside now.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Classic Conservative “I was abused by my father. But it didn’t do ME any harm.”
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reposted
Haven’t seen this posted anywhere. So, TLDR, Musk & Thiel fiddled with election machines with the help of Supreme Court rigger Leonard Leo. Seems like this should be a bigger story.
Robin Rimbaud - Scanner (@scannerdot.com) reposted
Today's Tech Hack so save you paying to remove YouTube ads, (well it's been working for me!). Simply add a dash to the URL, in between 't' and 'u' in 'tube' and hey presto, skip the ads! My pleasure...
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
In the UK it was released the SAME WEEK as Casino. And, y’know, Empire’s a UK publication…
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
No Trainspotting on that list either
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social)
Haven’t seen this posted anywhere. So, TLDR, Musk & Thiel fiddled with election machines with the help of Supreme Court rigger Leonard Leo. Seems like this should be a bigger story.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Why isn’t every Republican being asked if they support this notion?
How Beautiful the Stars Are (@seed-corn-thoughts.bsky.social) reposted
Anyways, AIDS is going to be gone soon, this is a generic with FDA full approval.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social)
Seriously? As if the content-stealing and arms-dealing weren’t enough. If Israel did streaming services etc…
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social)
No cheating, post your Lock Screen
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Indeed. Cunts everywhere, looking out for other cunts, stamping down hard on non-cunts. I’m sick of cunts.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Prince Harry came the closest. But everyone who sues him accepts the settlements under the fear of losing and paying their own legal bill. The Govt, of course, COULD but they fear the wrath of said global media baron and will never hold him, or his editors, to account.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Please note I said ‘evict whomever’s in No 10’, not force an election.
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
When I suggested Democrats hold daily press conferences to share stories of Republican pedophiles, I meant they could bring up all the old stories. I didn’t think that we’d get new stories about a GOP pedophile every day, but whatever works I guess
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Mike Galsworthy (@mikegalsworthy.bsky.social) reposted
"If East Anglia Bylines can find the evidence that the protests in Epping and Diss are merely organised right wing thuggery, how is it the rest of the media haven’t done so?"
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
The Tufton St types can typically only influence policy with their bribes. Murdoch still has the clout to evict whomever’s in no 10.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m pretty sure that ‘racist’ tag was entirely justified
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social)
Off to this in sunny (as fuck) Cangas tonight. Excited to see Discharge, the rest… um, not so much but I’m always open to pleasant surprises.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
She’s writing Young Adult books, going by the name Geri Halliwell-Horner
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social)
Whilst technically true, Peter Thiel was the real reason why.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
The ones he doesn’t have but Starmer/McSweeney insist he does. Because they were paid to.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh General Ratko Mladic? Saw him on trial at The Hague.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
James Kelleher (@jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie) reposted
Now I've heard there was a secret chord That David played and it pleased the Lord But you don't really care for music, do you? It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth The minor falls, the major lifts The baffled king composing Where’s me jumper Where's me jumper Where's me jumper Where's me jumper
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social)
This is mostly true but I’d argue that “good sex”, to them, is THEIR sex, THEIR adultery, THEIR kinks, THEIR perversions and THEIR depravity, all whilst they ruin everyone else’s fun. Because hypocrisy is a virtue to fascists.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
That was last summer. This one def looks different.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social)
Tory old boy network now inciting riots because they’re no longer in power. Problem is, Starmer looked at *all this* went “this is fine” and tried to earn their respect. Which will NEVER work cuz he’s the CEO of the wrong brand. And now everything’s still fucked and getting fuckeder.
Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yasharali.bsky.social) reposted
1. Newsmax host Greg Kelly said on his show that Ghislaine Maxwell might be a victim and that there was a rush to judgment. At least 40 women have credibly accused Maxwell of either directly abusing them, grooming them, or facilitating their sexual exploitation on behalf of Jeffrey Epstein.
Leah McElrath (@leahmcelrath.bsky.social) reposted
Ghislaine Maxwell wasn’t just a pimp—she’s almost certainly an espionage agent. She was a protege of her father, Robert Maxwell, who has been called “Israel’s Superspy” and whose funeral was attended by at least 6 serving and former heads of Israeli intelligence. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019...
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social)
I’m sure Junior Senior lifted Move Your Feet’s chorus melody from an 80’s breakdance-y track. Like, when I first heard it I assumed it was a sample. Can anyone shed any light on that?
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social)
Flippant aside: when filming ANYTHING.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
😂
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
I actually looked it up. NYT weren’t wrong but I, along with the rest of the internet, assumed they’d made it up.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Needs to be marketed at us plebs. I love venison but the shops price it as a high-end meat.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
As if the word Babe doesn’t exist in American, right?
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Selected for balance
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
From @sarahkendzior.bsky.social
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social)
The press - There’s an antisemitism problem on campus Linda Mc (the actual Secretary OF EDUCATION) - 👇 Conservatives - Why does everyone hate us?
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
I know they’re all fuckin’ Nazis but SHE’S A FUCKIN’ NAZI AND A HALF
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Simple answer: the Tufton Street massive
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
www.stockaitkenwaterman.co.uk/judas-priest Judas Priest’s Stock Aitken & Waterman recordings
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Citrus fruits aren’t food? Controversial.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, what the utter fuck ARE they doing for working people? Everything’s still shit because they’re in thrall to Big Money.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social)
Weird. They must’ve forgotten his first term.
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
“the party being led by jeffrey epsteins best friend wants to repeatedly examine your childs genitals” is a true statement
Colin Dickey (@colindickey.com) reposted
Gotta love how transparent this is. We're dedicated to free speech and also we're banning any reference to misinformation, DEI, or climate change.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
The first time I was in New York I nearly got into a fist fight with an, until that point, amiable guy over their healthcare system. He was doing the whole ‘Why should I pay other people’s medical bills?’ thing, seemingly completely oblivious as to how insurance works.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
So it IS an artistic choice then?
Bethany Black (@bethanyblack.bsky.social) reposted
Holy shit, just saw Alan Cumming’s monologue standing in for Jim’ll Kimmel “why on earth would a rapist go to the bother of pretending to be trans in a country that actually treats rapists better than trans people?” It’s a point we’ve made a lot but to put that out on network TV is a new level.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social)
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social)
“Let’s hope the Lionesses can do this for Ozzy” - Some commentator in the next 2 hours. Probably.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social)
Connections trying to tell us what we already know about NYT editorial policy.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Two-tier policing isn’t it? Just not the kind GBNews whines about.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social)
Turns out The Black Keys are the ideal ‘My First Concert’ for seven year olds. And, yes, you can infer ALL the shade implied in that sentence.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
Big Money bought woke and will replace with (further) cuntiness.
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social) reply parent
And, if time permits, why Chris Philp hasn’t resigned for the as yet unearthed scandals he’s clearly guilty of?
Andy McCulloch (@funkadeefunk.bsky.social)
Can anyone with the appropriate connections raise an Urgent Question as to why Labour are pandering to GBNews who are broadcasting the racist propaganda responsible stoking far-right violence at such places?
George Monbiot (@georgemonbiot.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Governments are elected to represent the people. Not private equity companies. Not hedge funds. Not foreign sovereign wealth funds and the dictatorships controlling them. But somehow that memo went down the back of Labour's sofa.